Editing 2315: Eventual Consistency
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | [[Cueball]]'s employer wants him to continue his work, | + | {{incomplete|Created by an EVENTUALLY CONSISTENT BOT. May need cleanup. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
+ | [[Cueball]]'s employer wants him to continue his work, probably{{Citation needed}} as a home-based remote worker as encouraged by the common current advice during the {{w|2019–20 coronavirus outbreak|2020 COVID-19 pandemic}}. Alternatively, he could be distressed/distracted because of the current unrest in the United States due to the {{w|Killing of George Floyd|death of George Floyd}}, and the resulting protests. | ||
The stated task is to "test the database" and "guarantee eventual consistency". Trying to avoid work, Cueball points out that the {{w|second law of thermodynamics}} itself "guarantees eventual consistency", as the {{w|universe}} is ''guaranteed'' to ''eventually'' die a {{w|Heat death of the universe|heat death}}, at maximum {{w|entropy}} and perfect ''consistency''. His boss responds that in a system that has reached maximum entropy, no {{w|work}} can be performed (as this requires a difference in energy states between two sources). Cueball claims that he's simply getting a head start on this. | The stated task is to "test the database" and "guarantee eventual consistency". Trying to avoid work, Cueball points out that the {{w|second law of thermodynamics}} itself "guarantees eventual consistency", as the {{w|universe}} is ''guaranteed'' to ''eventually'' die a {{w|Heat death of the universe|heat death}}, at maximum {{w|entropy}} and perfect ''consistency''. His boss responds that in a system that has reached maximum entropy, no {{w|work}} can be performed (as this requires a difference in energy states between two sources). Cueball claims that he's simply getting a head start on this. | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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:[Cueball sits at a home desk.] | :[Cueball sits at a home desk.] | ||
:Laptop: I know it's hard to focus right now, but we should try to finish testing the DB. | :Laptop: I know it's hard to focus right now, but we should try to finish testing the DB. | ||
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:Cueball: Okay. | :Cueball: Okay. | ||
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:Laptop: The system needs to guarantee eventual consistency. | :Laptop: The system needs to guarantee eventual consistency. | ||
:Cueball: I mean, it does. | :Cueball: I mean, it does. |