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1836... New Yorkers always lose. ...Until Van Buren.
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1840... No one over 65 has won the presidency. ...Until Harrison did.
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1844... No one who's lost his home state has won. ...But Polk did.
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1848... The Democrats don't lose when they win Pennsylvania. ...But they did in 1848.
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1852... New England Democrats can't win. ...Until Pierce did.
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1856... No one can become president without getting married. ...Until Buchanan did.
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1860... No one over 6'3" can get elected. ...Until Lincoln.
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1864... No one with a beard has been reelected. ...But Lincoln was.
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1868... No one can be president if their parent are alive. ...Until Grant.
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1872... No one with a beard has been reelected in peacetime. ...Until Grant was.
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1876... No one can win a majority of the popular vote and still lose. ...Tilden did.
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1880... As goes California, so goes the nation. ...Until it went Hancock.
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1884... Candidates named "James" can't lose. ...Until James Blaine.
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1888... No sitting president has been beaten since the Civil War. ...Cleveland was.
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1892... No former president has been elected. ...Until Cleveland.
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1896... Tall midwesterners are unbeatable. ...Bryan wasn't.
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1900... No Republican shorter than 5'8" has been reelected. ...Until McKinley was.
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1904... No one under 45 has become president. ...Roosevelt did.
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1908... No Republican who hasn't served in the military has won. ...Until Taft.
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1912... After Lincoln beat the Democrats while sporting a beard with no mustache, the only Democrats who can win have a mustache with no beard. ...Wilson had neither.
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1916... No Democrat has won without Indiana. ...Wilson did.
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1920... No incumbent senator has won. ...Until Harding.
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1924... No one with two Cs in their name has become president. ...Until Calvin Coolidge.
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1928... No one who got ten million votes has lost. ...Until Al Smith.
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1932... No Democrat has won since women secured the right to vote. ...Until FDR did.
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1936... No President's been reelected with double-digit unemployment. ...Until FDR was.
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1940... No one has won a third term. ...Until FDR did.
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1944... No Democrat has won during wartime. ...Until FDR did.
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1948... Democrats can't win without Alabama. ...Truman did.
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1952... No Republican has won without winning the House or Senate. ...Eisenhower did.
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1956... No Republican has won without Missouri. ...Until Eisenhower.
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1960... Republicans without facial hair are unbeatable. ...Kennedy beat Nixon.
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1964... No Democrat has won without Georgia. ...Johnson did.
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1968... No Republican vice president has risen to the Presidency through an election. ...Until Nixon.
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1972... No wartime candidate has won without Massachusetts. ...Until Nixon did.
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1976... No one who lost New Mexico has won. ...But Carter did.
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1980... No one has been elected President after a divorce. ...Until Reagan was.
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1984... No left-handed president has been reelected. ...Until Reagan was.
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1988... No Democrat who has won Wisconsin (without being from there) has lost. ...Until Dukakis did.
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1992... No Democrat has won without a majority of the Catholic vote. ...Until Clinton did.
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1996... No Dem. incumbent without combat experience has beaten someone whose first name is worth more in Scrabble. ...Until Bill beat Bob.
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2000... No Republican has won without Vermont. ...Until Bush did.
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2004... No Republican without combat experience has beaten someone two inches taller. ...Until Bush did.
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2008... No Democrat can win without Missouri. ...Until Obama did.
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2012... Democratic incumbents never beat taller challengers. ... Until Obama did.
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2016... No one has become president without government or military experience. ... Until Trump did. (a second text faded in the background reads: "No nominee whose first name contains a "K" has lost.")
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