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| ==Explanation== | | ==Explanation== |
− | [[Cueball]] has an unspecified communication application on his phone. As the chart displays, the longer he has the app, the more unread messages he has on it (likely due to a combination of more people trying to contact him over it and him checking it less diligently). Eventually, he gives up reading every message, and he notices apathetically when it reaches 10,000 notifications. The joke comes in the caption, which states that all communication services have this problem and implies that this problem is the key problem with {{w|email}}.
| + | {{incomplete|Created by SOME UNREAD EMAILS. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
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− | The caption, "''Another'' way every system eventually becomes email" (emphasis added) is a reference to {{w|Jamie_Zawinski#Notable_Quotes|Zawinski's law of software envelopment}}: "Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can." In this case, it's not that every program will eventually become capable of sending and receiving emails, but rather that Cueball/Randall will treat every program that provides notifications the same way he treats his email inbox. | + | The caption, "''Another'' way every system becomes email" (emphasis added) is a reference to {{w|Jamie_Zawinski#Principles|Zawinski's law of of software envelopment}}: "Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can." |
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− | In the title text, Randall uses this reasoning to explain why he'll never install a smart {{w|smoke detector}}. A smart detector would send a notification to his phone when the smoke level is high enough to trigger it, or perhaps when it is running low on battery; following the same trend, Randall believes he will eventually stop reading the alerts from the smoke detector. Ignoring a smoke detector is dangerous.{{Template:Citation needed}} Traditional (non-smart) smoke detectors typically use sound to denote status, with very loud piercing sounds used to indicate events requiring immediate notice (i.e. an active fire producing large amounts of smoke) and quieter chirps to indicate other conditions, such as low battery levels. While some people can and do tune out the low battery warnings, it tends to be difficult to ignore the active fire types of alerts. However, a person would need to be within hearing range for those alerts, versus allowing people to ignore alerts from around the world with a smart smoke detector.
| + | ==Transcript== |
| + | {{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
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− | Randall has previously covered his trouble keeping up with email, for example in [[1783: Emails]].
| + | [A graph with the x-axis and y-axis labeled] |
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− | ==Transcript==
| + | Percentage of received messages in the service that are marked unread |
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| + | Time ---> |
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| + | [Three Cueballs standing at different points on the graph. The first two are shown directly above the line at the beginning and middle areas, and the third is shown below it near the end of the graph. All three are holding phones.] |
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| + | [The first Cueball looks at his phone, which displays two notifications on an app] |
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− | :[A graph with the x-axis and y-axis labeled]
| + | Oh hey, two new messages! |
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− | :[The graph has a line that starts near the bottom of the x-axis, fluctuates a little, then steadily increases until it is approaching the maximum of the y-axis, whereby it begins to level out]
| + | [The next Cueball again looks at his phone, this time with 45 notifications on the app] |
− | :Percentage of received messages in the service that are marked unread
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− | :Time --->
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− | :[Three Cueballs standing at different points on the graph. The first two are shown directly above the line at the beginning and middle areas, and the third is shown below it near the end of the graph. All three are holding phones.]
| + | Ugh, gotta take some time to go through these. |
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− | :[The first Cueball looks at his phone, which displays two notifications on an app]
| + | [The last Cueball's phone app shows 10129 notifications] |
− | :Oh hey, two new messages!
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− | :[The next Cueball again looks at his phone, this time with 45 notifications on the app]
| + | Wow, it hit five digits. |
− | :Ugh, gotta take some time to go through these.
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− | :[The last Cueball's phone app shows 10129 notifications]
| + | [Caption below the panel] |
− | :Wow, it hit five digits.
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− | :[Caption below the panel]
| + | Another way every system eventually becomes email |
− | :Another way every system eventually becomes email
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| {{comic discussion}} | | {{comic discussion}} |
− | [[Category:Line graphs]]
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− | [[Category:Programming]]
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− | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
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− | [[Category: Smartphones]]
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− | [[Category:Email]]
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