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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
+ | {{incomplete|Created by a FERRIS WHEEL OPERATOR. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} | ||
− | This is yet another comic part of the [[:Category:COVID-19|series of comics]] on the {{w|COVID-19 pandemic}}. | + | This is yet another comic part of the [[:Category:COVID-19|series of comics]] on the {{w|COVID-19 pandemic|2020-21 pandemic}} caused by the {{w|COVID-19|coronavirus disease 2019}} (COVID-19). |
This comic is a chart that orders things based on the level of alarm that would occur if it were revealed that someone had not done a given thing since early 2020. Many of the items, but not all, are linked to new constraints due to the pandemic. | This comic is a chart that orders things based on the level of alarm that would occur if it were revealed that someone had not done a given thing since early 2020. Many of the items, but not all, are linked to new constraints due to the pandemic. | ||
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;Eaten a vegetable | ;Eaten a vegetable | ||
− | Since vegetables are essential to a healthy diet, not eating a single vegetable in a whole year is not recommended.{{citation needed}} Anxiety due to the pandemic | + | Since vegetables are essential to a healthy diet, not eating a single vegetable in a whole year is not recommended.{{citation needed}} Anxiety due to the pandemic, disruption of social relations, may have caused people to consume more junk food than usual. |
;Opened the fridge | ;Opened the fridge | ||
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;Paid taxes | ;Paid taxes | ||
− | Although some people, depending on where they live and their income, may not pay taxes in an immediately obvious way, there are some taxes, such as {{w|VAT}} in many countries and {{w|sales tax}} in the United States or Canada, which almost everyone would pay in the natural course of everyday life, though may not be 'obvious' in the paying, or even be extracted at source (withheld from payroll) in the simpler cases. (Randall lives in {{w|Massachusetts}}, which does not have a VAT, but does have a 6.25% sales tax.) It is therefore strange that someone could have gone a year without paying any taxes, implying they made almost no monetary transactions in the period, nor are made (directly) responsible for any residential or property-owning taxations that might otherwise be payable to one or other layer of government. | + | Although some people, depending on where they live and their income, may not pay taxes in an immediately obvious way, there are some taxes, such as {{w|VAT}} in many countries and {{w|sales tax}} in the United States or Canada, which almost everyone would pay in the natural course of everyday life, though may not be 'obvious' in the paying, or even be extracted at source (withheld from payroll) in the simpler cases.. (Randall lives in {{w|Massachusetts}}, which does not have a VAT, but does have a 6.25% sales tax.) It is therefore strange that someone could have gone a year without paying any taxes, implying they made almost no monetary transactions in the period, nor are made (directly) responsible for any residential or property-owning taxations that might otherwise be payable to one or other layer of government. |
If the statement refers specifically to filing income taxes (which is often the case when people refer to "taxes", because the paperwork and large sums of money transferred at once makes the income tax highly noticeable and memorable), it might describe someone who filed a tax return for 2019 early in 2020 and then waited until later in 2021 to file a return for 2020. | If the statement refers specifically to filing income taxes (which is often the case when people refer to "taxes", because the paperwork and large sums of money transferred at once makes the income tax highly noticeable and memorable), it might describe someone who filed a tax return for 2019 early in 2020 and then waited until later in 2021 to file a return for 2020. | ||
;Washed my hands | ;Washed my hands | ||
− | One of the main pieces of advice during the pandemic was to wash one's hands, frequently. Even in normal circumstances, washing hands is a good idea to remain hygienic | + | One of the main pieces of advice during the pandemic was to wash one's hands, frequently. Even in normal circumstances, washing hands is a good idea to remain hygienic{{citation needed}}, and not do so for a year would be disgusting to most people, and a good way of catching diseases. |
Like paying taxes, it is very common to wash one's hands inadvertently as part of another activity, so someone who actually has not washed their hands since early 2020 likely also never bathed or showered. | Like paying taxes, it is very common to wash one's hands inadvertently as part of another activity, so someone who actually has not washed their hands since early 2020 likely also never bathed or showered. | ||
;Seen another person | ;Seen another person | ||
− | Despite the restrictions, most people will have seen another person during the pandemic | + | Despite the restrictions, most people will have seen another person during the pandemic. |
;Seen a ghost | ;Seen a ghost | ||
− | The fact that the speaker apparently has seen a ghost, both now and presumably before early 2020 (else they would simply say it was the 'first time' they saw a ghost) is unusual. | + | The fact that the speaker apparently has seen a ghost, both now and presumably before early 2020 (else they would simply say it was the 'first time' they saw a ghost) is unusual. |
;Served as a decoy | ;Served as a decoy | ||
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;Sighted land | ;Sighted land | ||
− | Most people live on land | + | Most people live on land{{citation needed}}, so sighting land should not be unusual, even during a pandemic. The fact that someone has gone over a year without sighting land suggests they have been lost at sea for the duration. There are several reported cases of ships' crews refused permission to disembark, due to local restrictions and/or because their scheduled relief were unable to embark, but the unluckily held-on persons forced to remain beyond their originally planned obligations should never have been left permanently beyond any tantalizingly unreachable view of the shore. |
Taken more literally, it could simply mean that the person remained indoors and did not look outside, or that the person was temporarily blind. | Taken more literally, it could simply mean that the person remained indoors and did not look outside, or that the person was temporarily blind. | ||
;Checked the news | ;Checked the news | ||
− | If someone has not checked the news since early 2020, they will likely be in for a shock upon checking. Noting that this could possibly (if increasingly absurdly) still apply to someone like [[Ponytail]] (as portrayed in strip [[2396: | + | If someone has not checked the news since early 2020, they will likely be in for a shock upon checking. Noting that this could possibly (if increasingly absurdly) still apply to someone like [[Ponytail]] (as portrayed in strip #[[2396:_Wonder_Woman_1984|2396]]). |
;Checked on the customers in the {{w|escape room}} | ;Checked on the customers in the {{w|escape room}} | ||
− | The implication is that the customers in question have been trapped in the escape room since early 2020. Most escape rooms are not equipped to support a person for that length of time, so unless the customers actually escaped, they would likely not have survived. | + | The implication is that the customers in question have been trapped in the escape room since early 2020. Most escape rooms are not equipped to support a person for that length of time, so unless the customers actually escaped, they would likely not have survived. |
;Contracted a novel bat virus | ;Contracted a novel bat virus | ||
− | As a 'novel bat virus' is what kicked off the whole pandemic, contracting another one may send the whole world into a new pandemic | + | As a 'novel bat virus' is what kicked off the whole pandemic, contracting another one may send the whole world into a new pandemic. |
;Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention (title text) | ;Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention (title text) | ||
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Alternately, it would be perfectly normal that the speaker has not been at an amusement park with a working Ferris wheel since early 2020 - but it would be unusual to focus on interacting with the operator versus enjoying the attraction. | Alternately, it would be perfectly normal that the speaker has not been at an amusement park with a working Ferris wheel since early 2020 - but it would be unusual to focus on interacting with the operator versus enjoying the attraction. | ||
− | Several [https://ask.metafilter.com/78414/The-Rotating-Prison-in-the-Mountain | + | Several science fiction stories [[https://ask.metafilter.com/78414/The-Rotating-Prison-in-the-Mountain Citation: This discussion]] include wheel-like prisons where people stay for years, but generally they are underground and horizontal rather than in the air and vertical like Ferris wheels are. |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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: ◀ checked on the customers in the escape room | : ◀ checked on the customers in the escape room | ||
: ◀ contracted a novel bat virus | : ◀ contracted a novel bat virus | ||
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} |