Editing 2563: Throat and Nasal Passages

{{comic
| number    = 2563
| date      = January 3, 2022
| title     = Throat and Nasal Passages
| image     = throat_and_nasal_passages.png
| titletext = I always felt like what the 'you are now aware of your tongue' thing needed in order to be truly enjoyable was an element of mortal peril.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is another in a [[:Category:COVID-19|series of comics]] related to the {{w|COVID-19 pandemic}}.  This comic became the last to reference the pandemic for a long time. The next reference to COVID-19 came four months later and in [[2615: Welcome Back]] it was just briefly mentioned in the title text.

In the graph a black solid line displays how much he has been thinking about his throat and nose since 2000 and up until 2022. The first 20 years the graph oscillate up and down once every year, and every spike represents the {{w|common cold}} and {{w|flu}} season. Autumn and winter causes the spike, while spring and summer clearly drops. Perhaps this is indicating no tendency to suffer from {{w|hayfever}}, which might at least produce mini-spikes at the times of of maximum grass-pollen, tree-pollen and/or other similar atmospheric flotsam. There is basically a spike for every year, although some years it looks a bit different which could be variations induced by complex sociological or meteorological drivers - meeting more or fewer people inside stuffy buildings rather than in the open air. But all in all the peaks seem low, especially when compared to how much time he has thought about it since the COVID-19 pandemic broke out around March 2020. Each summer since there has been a dip, but not anywhere close to the tops of the previous years, and around New Year 2022 the graph peaks (likely due to the {{w|SARS-CoV-2 Omicron variant|Omicron variant}}).  

The peaks in 2020 and 2021 (2022) are about 6 times higher than those the year before 2020. So if the Y-axis begins at zero, this is how much more he thinks of his throat now than during the times when he actually had a cold.

There seems to be no way of knowing if Randall has had COVID-19, but from his comics it seems safe to assume he is fully vaccinated. At the time of release the Omicron variant of COVID-19 seems to by-pass the protections given by vaccines for about 50% of those vaccinated, although vaccinated people generally do not experience severe symptoms.

The joke is in the dotted line at the very bottom of the graph which either is just above zero, or is actually supposed to be the zero line (which would not change the above assumption about 6 times more thinking). This line reflects how much time he actually wishes to think about them, which is probably not at all. But even before corona Randall seems to have spent way too much time pondering his sore throat.

In the title text Randall references the trick known as "You are now aware of your tongue", which is a self-fulfilling prophecy because it will make anyone hearing it involuntarily think and be aware of their tongue. In a much earlier comic, [[972: November]], this trick was the topic, see more about it there. 

Randall sarcastically remarks that the tongue trick needed an element of mortal peril to be truly enjoyable, as with the corona pandemic making him aware of his throat and nasal passages. His actual opinion is probably the opposite, that it was annoying before and that it only became worse now that it contains the danger of death. Being aware of your tongue is annoying, but not dangerous. Being aware of your throat during the COVID-19 pandemic may leave you fearing for your life, even if there is nothing wrong with your throat.

[[Randall]] has before the corona pandemic complained about a sore throat caused by the common cold, see [[1612: Colds]], more than once just a few weeks apart, see [[1618: Cold Medicine]]. See also [[1896: Active Ingredients Only]].

==Transcript==
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:[A graph with two curves, one solid and curvy, and one dotted and straight. The y-axis is unlabelled and has no unit of measurement attached to it. The x-axis seems to stand for years, though it is not explicitly marked as such. It is marked with lines at regular intervals and every fifth mark is a little bit longer, below every tenth one is also a year. The line graph starts with the year 2000 and ends with 2022.]
:Along the x-axis:
::2000
::2010
::2020
:[Above the graph to the left is the following legend:]
:─ How much Time I have spent thinking about my throat and nasal passages, over time
:┅ How much I want to think about them
The solid line has quite regular small peaks once every year, with small irregularities. This changes in 2020, when it suddenly breaks the pattern and escapes upward, now with much higher values and more drastic changes than before (or it would be way higher values if there were any quantifiable unit attached to the y-axis).
:On the left side of the graph there are several arrows pointing towards peaks in the solid line and originating from a bit of text which reads:
:::::Cold/Flu Season
The dotted line is always just above the x-axis.

==Trivia==
*New Year happened two days before the release of this comic, and it was the first released in 2022. 
**As neither this or the previous comic  [[2562: Formatting Meeting]], the last from 2021 released on New Years Eve 2021-12-31, are [[:Category:New Year|New Year comics]], this marks the first year in a long time without an official New Year comic!
**Last time neither of the comics around the New Year was not a New Year comic was the New Year from 2010 to 2011. 
***This means that it was after 10 years in a row with such a comic Randall did nothing in particular to celebrate it becaming 2022.
**The first New Year comic came out on 2007-12-31, and one more followed the year after, before two years without. 
***Making this only the third absence in a run of fifteen years of the comic.
*In the title text the word "needed" was originally "neeeded", with three consecutive "e"s.
** It was eventually<sup>&#91;when?&#93;</sup> fixed, indicating that this ''probably'' wasn't an intentional emphasis on Randall's part.

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