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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
A surprised [[Cueball]] walks up to a stone where apparently a sword is stuck in almost to the hilt, embedded in a stone much like a particularly well-known fable in the legends of {{w|King Arthur}}. This may mean this sword is called {{w|Excalibur}}. Usually, the narrative is that the one who can free the significant sword becomes king of England (or, technically, Britain), see for instance Disney's ''{{w|The Sword in the Stone (1963 film)|The Sword in the Stone}}'' — or the scene as featured in [[1521: Sword in the Stone]], where [[Megan]] decides to return the sword back into the stone after reading about {{w|England}} on Wikipedia. (It has been commented that the one who managed to embed the sword in the stone in the first place may have had the greater skill and/or strength.)
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A surprised [[Cueball]] walks up to a stone where the hilt of a sword is sticking out. The sword thus appears to be stuck in a stone, like {{w|Excalibur}} from the legends of {{w|King Arthur}}. Usually the one that can pull the stone out becomes king of England, see for instance Disney's {{w|The Sword in the Stone (1963 film)|The Sword in the Stone}}. This was featured in [[1521: Sword in the Stone]], where [[Megan]] decides to return the sword back into the stone after reading about {{w|England}} on Wikipedia.
  
Cueball rises to the challenge and stands atop the stone, for leverage, and pulls hard to yank it almost out of the stone. With a surprise even greater than before, he finds that the pulling of the sword merely starts a motor within the stone and, almost immediately,  the whole assemblage starts moving to the right with Cueball still standing upon it. Having failed to fully remove the sword from the stone, after he releases it the sword is retracted back to its original position inside the now moving stone.
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Cueball thus crawls on to the stone and pulls hard yanking it almost out of the stone. But then his is surprise is even greater than before, as he finds that the pull of the sword starts a motor inside the stone and soon after the stone starts moving to the right with Cueball on top. He did not manage to remove the sword from the stone, and after he release it the sword is retracted back to it's original position inside the stone.
  
The title text implies that the sword is actually the {{w|rope start|rope starter}} for Merlin's {{w|dirt bike}}. {{w|Merlin}}, a wizard, is typically known as King Arthur's mystical advisor. The title text mentions that Merlin really should not just let his dirt bike lie around, indicating that this is a common occurrence and has caused problems before. Since rocks are usually not dirt bikes in disguise,{{citation needed}} [[Randall]] may be describing this literally, as in a stone-bike that travels through the dirt, as it appears to represent in the last panel.
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According to the title text the sword is actually the {{w|rope start|rope starter}} for Merlin's {{w|dirt bike}}. {{w|Merlin}}, a wizard, is typically known as King Arthur's advisor. The title text mentions that Merlin really should not just let his dirt bike lie around, indicating that this is a bad habit. Since rocks are usually not dirt bikes in disguise{{citation needed}}, [[Randall]] may be meaning this literally, as in a stone-bike that travels through the dirt, which appears to be represented in the last panel.
  
Some similarly-sized stones, namely {{w|Sailing stones|sailing stones}}, do move spontaneously with up to 0.3 km/h in precise conditions. However, the stone in the comic appears to be moving at a higher speed, and sailing stones require no rope starting.{{citation needed}}
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Since Merlin is an ancient person, then if this comic is set today, then maybe it is not really a stone, but rather a pile of dirt that has covered Merlin's old dirt bike. Of course rope starters (and engines) was not invented in Merlin's time. However, he was a wizard so who knows what was possible for him.
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Some similarly-sized stones, namely {{w|Sailing stones|sailing stones}}, do move spontaneously with up to 0.3 km/h in precise conditions. However, the stone in the comic appears to be moving at a higher speed, and sailing stones require no rope starting{{citation needed}}.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:[Cueball stands on the stone and attempts to pull the sword out of the stone using both hands and leaning a bit back away from the sword.]
 
:[Cueball stands on the stone and attempts to pull the sword out of the stone using both hands and leaning a bit back away from the sword.]
  
:[Cueball manages to pull the sword partially out of the stone, still using both hands, and now he is almost standing in full height, but still leaning a bit back. Both he and the sword is vibrating from the effort, as indicated by several sets of two lines around the sword and Cueball's arms. The pull gives off a loud sound, and also a buzzing sound comes because of the pull.  And three small lines above the right part of the stone indicated that other sounds are coming from the stone]
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:[Cueball manages to pull the sword partially out of the stone, still using both hands, and now he is almost standing in full height, but still leaning a bit back. Both he and the sword is vibrating from the effort, as indicated by several sets of two lines around the sword and Cueball's arms. The pull gives off a loud sound, and also a snoring sound comes because of the pull.  And three small lines above the right part of the stone indicated that other sounds are coming from the stone]
 
:Pull: <big><big>''Yank!''</big></big>
 
:Pull: <big><big>''Yank!''</big></big>
 
:Sword: ''Zzz<big>z</big>z''  
 
:Sword: ''Zzz<big>z</big>z''  

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