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#REDIRECT [[2616: Deep End]]
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
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>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
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>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
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>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
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>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
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>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
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>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
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>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
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>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
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>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
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>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
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>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
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>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
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>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
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>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
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>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
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>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
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>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
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>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
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>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
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>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
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>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
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>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
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>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
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>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
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>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
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>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
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>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
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>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
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>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
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>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
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>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
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>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
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>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

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