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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
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{{w|Google Scholar}} is a search engine for academic publications, and [[Randall]] has been having fun with it.
 
{{w|Google Scholar}} is a search engine for academic publications, and [[Randall]] has been having fun with it.
  
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Of course the real reason for no one studying these fields are that they make no sense. {{w|Dentistry}} is related to fixing peoples teeth. The quantum world has no effect on human teeth{{Citation needed}}, and high-energy bombardment of a human's mouth may also be a bit dangerous (although x-rays and radiation treatment in the mouth could be seen as high energy). Astrodentistry is not really relevant if seeing this as something used on humans. Of course astronauts might need dentistry while in space, but it would be a stretch to call the study of dentistry in zero-G, "astrodentistry". "High-energy Theology" as a term, seems more likely to have been used...
 
Of course the real reason for no one studying these fields are that they make no sense. {{w|Dentistry}} is related to fixing peoples teeth. The quantum world has no effect on human teeth{{Citation needed}}, and high-energy bombardment of a human's mouth may also be a bit dangerous (although x-rays and radiation treatment in the mouth could be seen as high energy). Astrodentistry is not really relevant if seeing this as something used on humans. Of course astronauts might need dentistry while in space, but it would be a stretch to call the study of dentistry in zero-G, "astrodentistry". "High-energy Theology" as a term, seems more likely to have been used...
  
In the title text Randall lists the figures for another 'major' field suffix, {{w|Massage}}<!-- not an error in retaining capitalization, but do change if you disagree -->, and the numbers of its prefixed forms. From this, we learn that Astromassage is another 'open' field that is currently unstudied, but none of the five others have more than 10. Probably the most surprising aspect of the title text is that there are hits for both quantum massage and high-energy massage.
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In the title text Randall lists the figures for another 'major' field suffix, {{w|Massage}}<!-- not an error in retaining capitalization, but do change if you disagree -->, and the numbers of its prefixed forms. From this, we learn that Astromassage is another 'open' field that is currently unstudied, but none of the five others have more than 10. Actually the most surprising aspect of the title text is that there are hits for both quantum massage and high-energy massage... Massage has been added to the tables below and the list of fields.
  
 
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| Theoretical Chemistry
 
| Theoretical Chemistry
 
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| {{w|Theoretical chemistry}} is the branch of chemistry which explores the underlying explanations for chemical phenomena, and has major overlaps with Quantum Chemistry.
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| Theoretical chemistry is the branch of chemistry which explores the underlying explanations for chemical phenomena, and has major overlaps with Quantum Chemistry.
 
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| Theoretical Biology
 
| Theoretical Biology
 
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| {{w|Theoretical biology}} aims at the mathematical representation and modeling of biological processes, using techniques and tools of applied mathematics. It has applications in the modelling of biological systems and evolutionary systems.
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| Theoretical biology aims at the mathematical representation and modeling of biological processes, using techniques and tools of applied mathematics. It has applications in the modelling of biological systems and evolutionary systems.
 
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| Theoretical Engineering
 
| Theoretical Engineering
 
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| 'Theoretical engineering' is a term that can be applied to many different types of engineering. A few that can be found on the front page, as of the time of writing, are software engineering, mobile engineering, band engineering and engineering optimisation. The term itself simply talks about the theory to do with those types of engineering.
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| Theoretical Psychology
 
| Theoretical Psychology
 
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| Searching this term yields almost five million results, at the time of writing. According to the [https://www.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146/annurev.ps.04.020153.002251 first result], this branch is the {{w|epistemological}} analysis of psychological science.
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| Theoretical Theology
 
| Theoretical Theology
 
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| Theoretical Theology is a bit of a misnomer, considering that Theology is theoretical from the outset. Theoretical Theology would hence be equivalent to Theology, that is, the systematic study of divine nature and religion in general. Unless, perhaps, it concerns itself with questions of how any given theology would have to be under differing conditions, e.g. how a society would interact under the aegis of different moralities or deitic purposes than those currently understood to exist by that society.
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| Theoretical Dentistry
 
| Theoretical Dentistry
 
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| While there is theory in dentistry, as with all other sciences, there is no branch of dentistry specifically concerning it{{Citation needed}}.
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| Theoretical Massage
 
| Theoretical Massage
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| Quantum Physics
 
| Quantum Physics
 
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| As with Theoretical Physics, above, {{w|Quantum Physics}} is an entire field within itself.
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| As with Theoretical Physics, above, Quantum Physics is an entire field within itself.
 
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| Quantum Chemistry
 
| Quantum Chemistry
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| Quantum Biology
 
| Quantum Biology
 
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| {{w|Quantum Biology}} is a legitimate field, strange as though it may seem. It also applies another "strange" field elsewhere in this table: theoretical chemistry.
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| Quantum Engineering
 
| Quantum Engineering
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| Quantum Psychology
 
| Quantum Psychology
 
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| Quantum Psychology is used in a similar manner to Quantum Theology (see below) - a way push pseudoscience under the guise of quantum phenomena. While quantum effects can be seen in the brain, it would mostly fall under the purview of neuroscience.
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| Quantum Theology
 
| Quantum Theology
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| High-Energy Physics
 
| High-Energy Physics
 
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| High-Energy physics is the study of fundamental particles and forces that constitute matter and radiation. Also known as particle physics, it is a major subfield of theoretical and quantum physics.
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| High energy physics is the study of fundamental particles and forces that constitute matter and radiation. Also known as particle physics, it is a major subfield of theoretical and quantum physics.
 
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| High-Energy Chemistry
 
| High-Energy Chemistry
 
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| High-Energy Chemistry refers to the chemistry of high-energy compounds. 
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| High-Energy Biology
 
| High-Energy Biology
 
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| High-Energy Biology would probably refer to biology at high energies. However, at that point, biology stops being biology and starts being physics.
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| High-Energy Engineering
 
| High-Energy Engineering
 
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| High-Energy Engineering would most likely refer to engineering undertaken for high-energy environments. However, this is not a real subfield of engineering and would more likely be done by as a part of another subfield of engineering.
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| High-Energy Psychology
 
| High-Energy Psychology
 
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| High-Energy Psychology would presumably refer to psychology done at high energies. However, the result which this refers to is, in fact, an advertisement for a job which requires knowledge of psychology, and the ability to sustain your energy for a large period of time.   
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| High-Energy Psychology would presumably refer to psychology done at high energies. However, the result which this refers to is, in fact, an advertisement for a job which requires knowledge of psychology, and the the ability to sustain your energy for a large period of time.   
 
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| High-Energy Theology
 
| High-Energy Theology
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| Computational Psychology
 
| Computational Psychology
 
| 4620
 
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| Computational Psychology, also known as {{w|Computational cognition}} is the study of learning and cognition via mathematical modelling and computer simulation.
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| Computational Theology
 
| Computational Theology
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| Computational Dentistry
 
| Computational Dentistry
 
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|Computational Dentistry refers to using artificial intelligence to improve dentistry. This could presumably be used to allow a robot to do troublesome tasks, such as root canals.   
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|Computational Dentistry refers to using artificial intelligence to improve dentistry. This could presumably be used to allow a robot to do difficult tasks, such as root canals.   
 
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| Computational Massage
 
| Computational Massage
 
| 1
 
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| It is unknown what computation would be required for massage, if any. Searches show results for a paper on 'Computational Modeling of Deep Tissue Heating by an Automatic Thermal Massage Bed: Predicting the Effects on Circulation'.
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| Marine Physics
 
| Marine Physics
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| Marine Psychology
 
| Marine Psychology
 
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| Marine Psychology is a subfield of Psychology that studies psychosocial issues and behavioral and safety concerns inherent in life and careers at sea. It does not refer to the psychology of marine life as one would assume, however.
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| Marine Theology
 
| Marine Theology
 
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| Marine Theology is not an organised field of study, and is merely a convinient way to refer to Theology in Marine Biology.
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| Marine Dentistry
 
| Marine Dentistry
 
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| Marine Dentistry is dentistry performed on marine animals, which falls under the field of veterinary science.
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| Marine Massage
 
| Marine Massage
 
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| Marine Massage would probably be about underwater massages. Its unknown what benefits this might give over a traditional massage however.
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| Astrophysics
 
| Astrophysics
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| Astronomical engineering is engineering at the astronomical scale. Highly speculative, as humanity barely has progressed beyond the earth, and mostly the realm of science fiction.  
 
| Astronomical engineering is engineering at the astronomical scale. Highly speculative, as humanity barely has progressed beyond the earth, and mostly the realm of science fiction.  
 
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| Astropsychology
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| Astrophychology
 
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| {{w|Psychological astrology}}, also known as Astropsychology, is a form of pseudoscience blending together astrology with fields of psychology.
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| Astrotheology
 
| Astrotheology
 
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|{{w|Astrotheology}} is the worship of heavenly bodies as deities or by association to deities. It has its roots in ancient polytheistic religions, and has survived in various forms to present-day.
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| Astrodentistry
 
| Astrodentistry
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[A table is drawn with seven columns and six rows. Above each column and to the left of each row there is a label. All 42 fields are filled out with a number, except when the number is 0, then it says none in a red font. Above the table there is a large header:]
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:[A table is drawn with seven columns and six rows. Above each column and to the left of each row there is a label. All 42 fields are filled out with a number, except when the number is 0, then is says none in a red font. Above the table there is a large header:]
 
:<big>Number of search results on Google Scholar</big>
 
:<big>Number of search results on Google Scholar</big>
 
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