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| + | Dear valued customer, |
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| + | Are you tired of struggling to make ends meet? Are you searching for ways to increase your income and achieve financial freedom? Look no further than Mary's System. |
| − | | date = August 15, 2022
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| − | | title = Unreliable Connection
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| − | | titletext = NEGATIVE REVIEWS MENTION: Unreliable internet. POSITIVE REVIEWS MENTION: Unreliable internet.
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| − | ==Explanation==
| + | Mary's System is a comprehensive guide that teaches you how to boost your income and make money from home. From working as a virtual assistant to making money through online advertising, the guide covers a wide range of ways to increase your income. You also have access to a community of like-minded individuals who are also looking to achieve financial freedom. |
| − | In today's world, the Internet, pervasive mobile technology and the COVID pandemic have all caused an implicit expectation for many people to be available all hours of the day, whether for work or social communications, even when on vacation. In this comic, [[Randall]] addresses the issue with a deliberately suboptimal internet device that drops Internet connectivity intermittently and at unpredictable intervals, thereby causing activities that require a constant, uninterrupted connection to be unusable. The device appears to be an internet {{w|modem}} connected to an automated version of a {{w|Galton board}} or {{w|Jin Akiyama}}'s mathematical {{w|pachinko}} machine[https://arxiv.org/pdf/1601.05706.pdf] with a series of twelve switches at the bottom to be pressed by falling balls, eleven of which are linked to a the label "on" and one linked to a second label "off," both such sets of switches apparently controlling the connection. This solves the social problem of demands for the likes of {{w|synchronous conferencing|synchronous teleconferencing}}, by causing {{w|Asynchronous communication|asynchronous}} methods of communication to be relatively more reliable and efficient for personal use.
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| − | This is funny because such a device could likely much more easily be implemented in the {{w|firmware}} of the internet or WiFi modem or {{w|Router (computing)|router}}s. (See [[1785: Wifi]] for an explanation of firmware.) It's not clear whether the switches merely interrupt the connection momentarily or control power to the modem, which would involve a much longer booting sequence. The "unreliable" connection provides an excuse to be unavailable for work or social calls, and thus free to enjoy one's vacation. However the device also allows the user to have a fast internet connection most of the time, enabling them to use it for leisure purposes, such as downloading movies for entertainment, or to connect with others on one's own terms. It thus retains most of the benefit of a good connection.
| + | Start making money - http://bit.ly/3XUkonG |
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| − | The probability of a ball hitting the "off" switch is 165/2048, or about 8% (assuming the machine is ordinary,[https://drops.dagstuhl.de/opus/volltexte/2018/8817/pdf/LIPIcs-FUN-2018-26.pdf] and the space between switches is disregarded) because it's in the ninth position. We don't know the frequency with which new balls are dropped, so we can't estimate the frequency at which the device is likely to trigger {{w|Session Initiation Protocol}}, {{w|Transmission Control Protocol}}, or similar {{w|Timeout (computing)|timeout}} conditions that would likely close synchronous {{w|VOIP}}, video conferencing, and e.g. {{w|VRChat}} connections. Even if such connections were to survive the induced service interruptions, the {{w|application layer}} call or teleconference quality would suffer during them. The device may cause interruptions rarely enough that the connection is usable for casual purposes, but the user can still reasonably claim that it's unreliable to get out of online obligations.
| + | But don't just take our word for it. Here's what one of our satisfied customers had to say: |
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| − | The title text reflects on today's increasingly always-connected world, where emphasis may be changing from finding rare vacation spots that have reliable internet, to now finding somewhere worthwhile to go that still doesn't have it. It could also be a comment on the mild paradox that a nominally unreliable internet connection has advantages for those whose communication schedule, volume, or style preferences make synchronous teleconferencing less practical, desirable, or both. The reviews for the new vacation spot indicate that disconnections are found to be both desirable and undesirable, possibly even by the same person.
| + | "I was a single mother struggling to make ends meet. I came across Mary's System and decided to give it a try. I was able to quit my job and work from home thanks to the system. I doubled my income in just a few months and now have the freedom to spend more time with my family. I highly recommend Mary's System to anyone looking to boost their income." |
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| − | ==Transcript==
| + | But we understand that you might have doubts, that's why we want to invite you to try our system with a 30 day money back guarantee. If you don't see results we will give your money back. |
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| + | Don't let another day go by struggling to make ends meet. Take the first step towards financial freedom with Mary's System. Don't hesitate and claim your spot today! |
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| − | :[There are twelve switches under an automated Galton board or pachinko machine, eleven of which are linked to a large item marked "on" but the ninth of which is linked to one marked "off", apparently controlling the operation of a modem connected to a gigabit data-cable and also connected onwards to a WiFi router. There is a supply of balls in a hopper above the board, with the triangular configuration of pins directing the balls chaotically to one or other of the switches, as shown by a single released ball and a motion path partially showing how it had rebounded from around half-way down until after hitting and rebounding away off a bottom-layer "on" switch.]
| + | Best regards |
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| − | :[Caption below the panel]:
| + | The Mary's System Team |
| − | :My new vacation spot has very fast internet that turns off randomly every now and then, just so you can tell people you'll be staying somewhere without a reliable connection.
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| + | Use this link http://bit.ly/3XUkonG |
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Dear valued customer,
Are you tired of struggling to make ends meet? Are you searching for ways to increase your income and achieve financial freedom? Look no further than Mary's System.
Mary's System is a comprehensive guide that teaches you how to boost your income and make money from home. From working as a virtual assistant to making money through online advertising, the guide covers a wide range of ways to increase your income. You also have access to a community of like-minded individuals who are also looking to achieve financial freedom.
Start making money - http://bit.ly/3XUkonG
But don't just take our word for it. Here's what one of our satisfied customers had to say:
"I was a single mother struggling to make ends meet. I came across Mary's System and decided to give it a try. I was able to quit my job and work from home thanks to the system. I doubled my income in just a few months and now have the freedom to spend more time with my family. I highly recommend Mary's System to anyone looking to boost their income."
But we understand that you might have doubts, that's why we want to invite you to try our system with a 30 day money back guarantee. If you don't see results we will give your money back.
Don't let another day go by struggling to make ends meet. Take the first step towards financial freedom with Mary's System. Don't hesitate and claim your spot today!
Best regards
The Mary's System Team
Use this link http://bit.ly/3XUkonG
