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*To experience the interactivity of the game, visit the {{xkcd|2712|original comic}}.
 
  
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*To experience the interactivity, visit the [http://xkcd.com/2712/ original comic].
 
==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
This interactive comic promotes Randall's new book [[What If? 2]], which was released in September and is available for purchase. You pilot a small spaceship throughout a vast area in space exploring various bodies and planets within the play area, many containing easter eggs alluding to the book What If? 2 and previous xkcd comics. The flight mechanics are Newtonian so the spaceship can use the gravity of planets to alter its trajectory or enter orbit. The spaceship has indicator circles around it which appear when a gravitational body comes into range, showing the direction towards their center of gravity and the size of the body. A circle also appears around the spaceship whenever it collides with a gravitational body, acting as a shield. The shield remains until the player orients the spaceship upright so its landing gear can deploy.  
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{{incomplete|Created by THE UNIVERSE FROM A PIECE OF FAIRY CAKE- Please continue expanding and describing the various bodies. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
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In this interactive comic, the viewer pilots a small spaceship throughout a vast area in space. The viewer is capable of exploring various bodies and planets within the play area, many containing easter eggs alluding to the book What If? 2 and previous xkcd comics. The flight mechanics are largely, if not entirely, Newtonian, so the vessel is capable of using the gravity of planets to alter its trajectory or even enter orbit. The spaceship has indicator circles around it which appear when a gravitational body comes into range, showing the direction towards their center of gravity and the size of the body. A circle also appears around the spaceship whenever it collides with a gravitational body, acting as a shield. The shield remains until the player orients the spaceship upright so its landing gear can deploy.
  
This comic was the ground work for the next [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' Day comic]] of 2023: [[2765: Escape Speed]].
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With a keyboard the arrow keys rotate the spaceship and accelerate it forward and backward. You can also use the standard first person shooter keys 'w', 'a', 's' and 'd', and the standard vi text editor navigation keys 'h', 'j', 'k', and 'l' to control the spaceship. Despite some ships having no unique backward texture, all ships can reverse. On mobile the comic will full screen, pressing either side of the center rotates the spaceship, and pressing in the center accelerates it forward.
  
You can easily fly between planets if you pay attention to orbital mechanics: don't just floor the accelerator. The background stars show your velocity and orientation relative to the nearest gravity well.  If you are having difficulties navigating space, point towards a gravity orb and accelerate for only a few seconds. Wait until the background stars spin wildly, and then reduce your velocity to 0 before gently accelerating towards the object.
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It is fairly easy to fly between planets as long as you pay attention to orbital mechanics; don't just floor the accelerator. The background stars show your velocity and orientation relative to the nearest gravity well.  If you are having difficulties navigating space, point towards a gravity orb and accelerate for only a few seconds. Wait until the background stars spin wildly, and then reduce your velocity to 0 before gently accelerating towards the object.
  
With a keyboard the arrow keys rotate the spaceship and accelerate it forward and backward. You can also use the standard first-person shooter keys 'w', 'a', 's' and 'd', and the standard vi text editor navigation keys 'h', 'j', 'k', and 'l' to control the spaceship. Despite some spaceships having no unique backward texture, they can all reverse. On mobile the comic will full screen, pressing either side of the center rotates the spaceship, and pressing in the center accelerates it forward. Various additional glitches may occur if you're playing on mobile. Having a starting position slightly below the take-off pad means you're already 'glitched' inside the planet from the off. Escaping the planet may need inverted 'accelerating' (turning perpendicular to the local vertical and thrusting backwards until you can glitch back out into more open space. You may also be trapped within the cannonball 'orbit', with seemingly inconsistent collision-detection, such that you can be sat ''with landing gear extended'' upon features (projectile tracks, etc) that seem not to count as solid for most other purposes.
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'''Playing on mobile:''' Various additional glitches may occur. Having a starting position slightly below the take-off pad means you're already 'glitched' inside the planet from the off. Escaping the planet may need inverted 'accelerating' (turning perpendicular to the local vertical, and thrusting ''backwards'' until you can glitch back out into more open space. You may also be trapped within the cannonball 'orbit', with seemingly inconsistent collision-detection, such that you can be sat ''with landing gear extended'' upon features (projectile tracks, etc) that seem not to count as solid for most other purposes.
  
There is no "universal" point of view — the bottom of the window, "down", is oriented towards the object exerting the most gravity upon the player. Multiple things found in this comic draw attention to this, such as how on Earth Ponytail says to White Hat, "I checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it says just me", and he replies "Yeah, I guess down isn't down for everyone." Throughout the play area are coins that change the spaceship into different rockets and non-space-based vehicles.  
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There is no "universal" point of view — the bottom of the window, "down", is oriented towards the object exerting the most gravity upon the player. Multiple things found in this comic draw attention to this, such as how on Earth Ponytail says to White Hat, "I checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it says just me", and he replies "Yeah, I guess down isn't down for everyone."
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Throughout the play area are coins that change the spaceship into different rockets and non-space based vehicles, including humans.
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The comic promotes Randall's new book [https://xkcd.com/what-if-2/ What If? 2], which was released in September and is available for purchase. Many of the planets contain references to various What If? articles.
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The comic is similar to [[1608: Hoverboard]], which celebrated Thing Explainer instead.
  
 
===Celestial Bodies===
 
===Celestial Bodies===
  
This is a table of all celestial bodies:
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The following is an incomplete table of features:
  
 
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|'''Starting Planet'''
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|<code>origin</code>
 
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|'''Starting planet'''
<code>origin</code>
 
 
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Cueball: "To celebrate the world of ''What If? 2'', here is your very own tiny planet to explore!
 
Cueball: "To celebrate the world of ''What If? 2'', here is your very own tiny planet to explore!
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Megan: "Welcome!"
 
Megan: "Welcome!"
  
*Ground caption: "Give someone the science question-and-answer book ''What If? 2'' for the Holidays: xkcd.com/whatif2"
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Ground caption: "Give someone the science question-and-answer book ''What If? 2'' for the Holidays: xkcd.com/whatif2"
  
*Cueball feeding T-Rex: "Burger?"
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Cueball feeding T-Rex: "Burger?"
  
 
Isaac Newton: "Robert Hooke must be down there ''somewhere!''"
 
Isaac Newton: "Robert Hooke must be down there ''somewhere!''"
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|The player begins on the launch pad in a landed position. Collecting the orbiting cannonball will transform you into a different rocket, although it does not improve your abilities.
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|The starting planet. The player begins on the launch pad in a landed position. Collecting the orbiting cannonball will transform you into a different rocket, although it does not improve your abilities.
  
 
Cueball feeding the T-Rex is possibly a reference to What If #78: {{what if|78|T-rex Calories}}.
 
Cueball feeding the T-Rex is possibly a reference to What If #78: {{what if|78|T-rex Calories}}.
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{{w|Isaac Newton}} is referencing the {{w|Newton's cannonball}} thought experiment, where a cannon is fired at greater and greater speeds until the cannonball goes into orbit.  Newton's comment suggests that instead of demonstrating orbits, he is firing repeatedly to hit his rival, {{w|Robert Hooke}}.
 
{{w|Isaac Newton}} is referencing the {{w|Newton's cannonball}} thought experiment, where a cannon is fired at greater and greater speeds until the cannonball goes into orbit.  Newton's comment suggests that instead of demonstrating orbits, he is firing repeatedly to hit his rival, {{w|Robert Hooke}}.
 
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|<code>earth</code>
 
|'''Earth'''
 
|'''Earth'''
 
<code>earth</code>
 
 
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"How am I supposed to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs if they keep moving out from under my comet?"
 
"How am I supposed to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs if they keep moving out from under my comet?"
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"I'm Bananas Georg.
 
"I'm Bananas Georg.
Every year our company publishes global per capita banana consumption numbers, so to make the printing easier, I eat enough bananas on December 31st to make sure it's a round number."
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Every year our company publishes global per capita banana consumption numbers, so to make the printing easier, I eat enough bananas of December 31st to make sure it's a round number."
  
 
"Weird, I feel ''heavier''."
 
"Weird, I feel ''heavier''."
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"I checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it says just me"
 
"I checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it says just me"
 
"Yeah, I guess down isn't down for everyone"
 
"Yeah, I guess down isn't down for everyone"
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|A planet with among other things:
 
|A planet with among other things:
* A {{what if|162|crane dropping a comet}} onto a dinosaur
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* A {{what if|162|crane dropping a comet}} onto a dinosaur,
* Unusually high-speed squirrels (creating a sonic boom). Reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 56: Walking Backward in Time, where these squirrels are surprisingly present in the past
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* Unusually high speed squirrels (creating a sonic boom)
 
* Megan inviting Cueball into a pool
 
* Megan inviting Cueball into a pool
* A region where the frame rate is intentionally limited. Reference to Chapter 56 again, where the weather and sun cycle fast enough to cause similar strange visual effects
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* A region where the frame rate is intentionally limited
 
* A flagpole
 
* A flagpole
 
* A literal {{w|burrow|rabbithole}} referencing the figuratively speaking [[wikt:rabbit hole|rabbit hole]]
 
* A literal {{w|burrow|rabbithole}} referencing the figuratively speaking [[wikt:rabbit hole|rabbit hole]]
* Someone playing [[1920|consequence archery]]
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* Someone aiming at a satellite with an arrow
 
* A lake with an eel
 
* A lake with an eel
 
* The {{what if|157|earth-moon firepole}}
 
* The {{what if|157|earth-moon firepole}}
 
* A "doot cone," a reference to [[Volcano Types]]
 
* A "doot cone," a reference to [[Volcano Types]]
 
* Two figures being attacked by a third with a sword
 
* Two figures being attacked by a third with a sword
* Two kids playing soccer (Catching the ball will turn the spaceship into a soccer ball)
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* Two kids playing soccer (Catching the ball will turn the ship into a soccer ball)
* A farmer on a tractor being stuck in gooey candy. Reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 64: Lemon Drops and Gumdrops, where it rains candy
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* A farmer on a tractor being stuck in gooey candy
** A nearby hummingbird excited by all the sugar
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* A banana pile being consumed by "Bananas Georg" to make the per capita annual banana count round, referencing the "[https://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/40033025233/average-person-eats-3-spiders-a-year-factoid Spiders Georg]" meme.
** Cueball attempting to eat the falling candy, but having it hit his teeth painfully
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* Megan and Cueball digging a hole (in the center of this planet is the "earth's core", referenced below)
* A banana pile being consumed by "Bananas Georg" to make the per capita annual banana count round, referencing the "[https://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/40033025233/average-person-eats-3-spiders-a-year-factoid Spiders Georg]" meme as well as ''What If? 2'' Chapter 11: Banana Church, where he also makes an appearance
 
* Megan and Cueball digging a hole (in the center of this planet is the "Earth's core", referenced below)
 
 
* The {{what if|147|Niagara Falls water being redirected into the LHC}} (Large Hadron Collider)
 
* The {{what if|147|Niagara Falls water being redirected into the LHC}} (Large Hadron Collider)
* Japan leaving earth. Reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 50: Japan Runs an Errand
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* Japan(?) leaving earth
* A tube to the bottom of the ocean. Reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 30: Mariana Trench Tube
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* A tube to the bottom of the ocean
 
* Ponytail and White Hat making a reference to [https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com downforeveryoneorjustme.com]
 
* Ponytail and White Hat making a reference to [https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com downforeveryoneorjustme.com]
 
* Two mini asteroid moons: A tiny version of B612 with Little Prince and the rose, plus one with just Cueball standing on it. They can be found by flying straight up from the Super Mario flagpole.
 
* Two mini asteroid moons: A tiny version of B612 with Little Prince and the rose, plus one with just Cueball standing on it. They can be found by flying straight up from the Super Mario flagpole.
 
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|Earth's Core
 
 
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|[[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] floating in a small space in the center of the planet in inverted rotations. Can be legally accessed using a high velocity collision onto the surface of the planet, although requires tapping the up arrow afterwards many, many times.
 
|[[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] floating in a small space in the center of the planet in inverted rotations. Can be legally accessed using a high velocity collision onto the surface of the planet, although requires tapping the up arrow afterwards many, many times.
 
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|'''Europa'''
 
|'''Europa'''
 
<code>europa</code>
 
 
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|Europa, one of Jupiter's many moons (in real life). A broken, icy crust has a single path into its core.
 
|Europa, one of Jupiter's many moons (in real life). A broken, icy crust has a single path into its core.
 
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|Europa's Crust
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|Europa's crust
 
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"It's so unfair we don't get to compete in EuroVision."
 
"It's so unfair we don't get to compete in EuroVision."
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|Europa's crust, with a single entrance into the core demarcated by an octopus leaving a hole.  
 
|Europa's crust, with a single entrance into the core demarcated by an octopus leaving a hole.  
EuroVision is a European song competition that includes many European countries, and it's not too much of a leap to claim that "Euro" includes Europa
 
 
 
Cueball states that Europa, with liquid underneath its surface, is in the Eurozone, a pun on the ''other'' Eurozone.
 
Cueball states that Europa, with liquid underneath its surface, is in the Eurozone, a pun on the ''other'' Eurozone.
  
A Roomba whirs across the icy crust.
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A roomba whirs across the icy crust.
  
 
Cueball has a hairdryer and is melting the surface of the crust. A direct reference to {{what if|35|What If's Hairdryer}}.
 
Cueball has a hairdryer and is melting the surface of the crust. A direct reference to {{what if|35|What If's Hairdryer}}.
 
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|Europa's Core
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|Europa's core
 
|"We've always used neutrinos for astronomy, but if we place my 'optical telescope' in orbit above the kryosphere, we could potentially observe the universe using electromagnetic waves. Who knows what else there is out there besides stars! There could be other worlds!"  
 
|"We've always used neutrinos for astronomy, but if we place my 'optical telescope' in orbit above the kryosphere, we could potentially observe the universe using electromagnetic waves. Who knows what else there is out there besides stars! There could be other worlds!"  
  
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The woman presenting herself as Annie is a reference to Annie Rauwerda, the creator of the popular social media accounts {{w|Depths of Wikipedia}}.
 
The woman presenting herself as Annie is a reference to Annie Rauwerda, the creator of the popular social media accounts {{w|Depths of Wikipedia}}.
 
The November gale discussion is a reference to the Gordon Lightfoot song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" and the actual events described in the song.
 
 
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|<code>b612</code>
 
|'''B-612'''
 
|'''B-612'''
 
<code>b612</code>
 
 
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Probe: "Asteroid deflection mission to earth. The package is delivered. Commencing planetary threat neutralization."
 
Probe: "Asteroid deflection mission to earth. The package is delivered. Commencing planetary threat neutralization."
  
 
Sign: "Welcome to B-612"
 
Sign: "Welcome to B-612"
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|A reference to [[618: Asteroid|Asteroid]]. In a tragic turn of events, the Earth-bound asteroid being blown up is the home of {{w|The Little Prince|the little prince}}.
 
|A reference to [[618: Asteroid|Asteroid]]. In a tragic turn of events, the Earth-bound asteroid being blown up is the home of {{w|The Little Prince|the little prince}}.
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May also be a reference to a defunct Australian hard rock band, named Astroid B-612. 
 
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|'''Dog Park Planet'''
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<code>dogplanet</code>
 
 
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[Dog Park]
 
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|A planet covered in dogs, along with dog walkers, some fences, and a sign that reads "Dog Park". Two dogs watch a ball which is traveling in what appears to be a circular orbit around the planet. One dog is much larger than anything else on the planet. A hole is being dug by two dogs. Visible at the bottom, there is an empty space in the center of the planet in the shape of a dog bone.  
 
|A planet covered in dogs, along with dog walkers, some fences, and a sign that reads "Dog Park". Two dogs watch a ball which is traveling in what appears to be a circular orbit around the planet. One dog is much larger than anything else on the planet. A hole is being dug by two dogs. Visible at the bottom, there is an empty space in the center of the planet in the shape of a dog bone.  
 
Planets named "Giant Dog Planet" and "Tiny Dog Planet" appear in [[1253: Exoplanet Names]].
 
  
 
Ponytail's explanation of adjective order was originally miswritten, saying "Clifford the Red Big Dog" twice.
 
Ponytail's explanation of adjective order was originally miswritten, saying "Clifford the Red Big Dog" twice.
 
The two Cueballs excited by all the dogs reference ''What If? 2'' Chapter 60: Dog Overload.
 
 
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|'''What If? 2 Planet'''
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|'''What If? 2 scenario planet'''
<code>goodhart</code>
 
 
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Cueball to White Hat: "The tower over there is the Vehicle Assembly Building, and then behind it is the Vehicle Disassembly Building."
 
Cueball to White Hat: "The tower over there is the Vehicle Assembly Building, and then behind it is the Vehicle Disassembly Building."
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Person with Washington Monument: "Okay, let it drop!"
 
Person with Washington Monument: "Okay, let it drop!"
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Contains a figure in a cave saying "MMM SPIDERS HOMF NOMF", which refers to [[1268: Alternate Universe|Alternate Universe]] and may also be a reference to the [https://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/40033025233/average-person-eats-3-spiders-a-year-factoid Spiders Georg] meme.
 
Contains a figure in a cave saying "MMM SPIDERS HOMF NOMF", which refers to [[1268: Alternate Universe|Alternate Universe]] and may also be a reference to the [https://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/40033025233/average-person-eats-3-spiders-a-year-factoid Spiders Georg] meme.
  
Collecting the small dot above the mountain peak will turn the spaceship into a flying person figure.
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Collecting the small dot above the mountain peak will turn your ship into a flying person figure.
 
 
''What If? 2'' references include:
 
* A car preventing rubber pollution by being in a rubber ball, referencing Chapter 25: Tire Rubber
 
* People catching helicopters, one by the skid and another by the blade, referencing Chapter 2: Helicopter Ride (by the blade is reportedly more effective for downing the helicopter)
 
* Old Faithful, which appears in Chapter 8: Geyser
 
* A giant phone, presumably running on archaic {{w|vacuum tube}}s, from Chapter 36: Vacuum Tube Smartphone
 
* A jetpack takeoff appearing in Short Answer Section #1
 
* A T-Rex being weighed against an elephant, referencing Chapter 7: T. Rex Calories
 
* Igniting a house with a laser, referencing Chapter 37: Laser Umbrella
 
* Dropping the Washington Monument to propel a plane, referencing Chapter 18: Airliner Catapult
 
 
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|'''The Sun'''
 
|'''The Sun'''
 
<code>sun</code>
 
 
| "The sun is governed by magnetohydrodynamics, or 'Magic' for short"
 
| "The sun is governed by magnetohydrodynamics, or 'Magic' for short"
  
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|Difficult to escape from if you hit the core. The description of magnetohydrodynamics is a reference to [[1851: Magnetohydrodynamics]]. Throwing a countertop into the Sun is a reference to {{what if|89|What If? Tungsten Countertop}}. Both the five layers of sunscreen (effective against ultraviolet) and the ten-meter blob (still ineffective against heat) are references to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 62: Sunscreen. Waiting for it to cool down before touching it may reference Chapter 64: Walking on the Sun.
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|Difficult to escape from if you hit the core. The description of magnetohydrodynamics is a reference to [[1851: Magnetohydrodynamics]]. Throwing a countertop into the Sun is a reference to {{what if|89|What If? Tungsten Countertop}}
 
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|Sun's Core
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|Cueball: "The core of the sun may seem hot, but it only produces about as much energy per volume as a lizard" Megan: "Wow. So how many lizards are there?" Cueball: "No-one knows."
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|Difficult to escape from. Can be escaped by rotating around the Sun until reaching an escape-like velocity. Comparing the Sun's heat per volume to lizards is a reference to {{what if|148|What If? Eat the Sun}}.
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|Difficult to escape from. Can be escaped by rotating around the sun until an escape-like velocity could be reached. Comparing the sun's heat per volume to reptiles- in this case, lizards- is a reference to {{what if|148|What If? Eat the Sun}}.
 
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|'''Soupiter'''
 
|'''Soupiter'''
 
<code>soupiter</code>
 
 
|"I think it's chicken noodle? Hard to tell."
 
|"I think it's chicken noodle? Hard to tell."
 
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|A model of the solar system filled with soup out to the orbit of Jupiter. As commented by Cueball, noodle soup. Soupiter was the title of ''What If? 2'' Chapter 1, but it filled the Solar System ''out to'' Jupiter and became a black hole, rather than another fun planet.
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|A model of the solar system filled with soup out to the orbit of Jupiter. As commented by Cueball, noodle soup.
 
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|<code>nojapan</code>
 
|'''Earth without Japan'''
 
|'''Earth without Japan'''
 
<code>nojapan</code>
 
 
|"Something is missing."
 
|"Something is missing."
 
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|Earth, except it's missing japan.
 
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|<code>japanmoon</code>
 
|'''Just Japan'''
 
|'''Just Japan'''
 
<code>japanmoon</code>
 
 
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|<code>pigeons</code>
 
|'''A blob labeled "Pigeons"'''
 
|'''A blob labeled "Pigeons"'''
 
<code>pigeons</code>
 
 
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|A reference to Chapter 6 of What If? 2, where it would take 1.6 x 10^25 pigeons to lift you and a chair up to the halfway point of Australia's Q1 skyscraper.
 
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|<code>enterprise</code>
 
|'''Starship Enterprise'''
 
|'''Starship Enterprise'''
 
<code>enterprise</code>
 
 
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|Star Trek reference: The Enterprise-C, 2344,<!-- huh? --> commanded by Captain Garrett's. While defending a Klingon outpost, the weapons discharges resulted in the creation of a temporal rift, through which the badly damaged Enterprise drifted. In the comic, there is a large, invisible gravity distortion near the Enterprise-C.
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|Star Trek reference: The Enterprise-C, yes 2344,commanded by Captain Garrett's. While defending a Klingon outpost, the weapons discharges resulted in the creation of a temporal rift, through which the badly damaged Enterprise drifted. In the comic, there is a large, invisible gravity distortion near the Enterprise-C
 
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|'''Dinosaur Planet'''
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|<code>qwantz</code>
 
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|'''Dinosaur planet'''
<code>qwantz</code>
 
 
|"Welcome... to Jurassic Park."
 
|"Welcome... to Jurassic Park."
|(20403, -49559)
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| (20403,-49559)
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
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|An homage to [https://www.qwantz.com/ Dinosaur Comics], a webcomic Randall has mentioned several times before. All the dinosaurs on the planet are black-and-white versions of the clip art dinosaurs in that comic. Also references the Jurassic Park movies, with CEO John Hammond welcoming paleontologists Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant to the planet. The long grass depicted is a plot point in later films.
 
|An homage to [https://www.qwantz.com/ Dinosaur Comics], a webcomic Randall has mentioned several times before. All the dinosaurs on the planet are black-and-white versions of the clip art dinosaurs in that comic. Also references the Jurassic Park movies, with CEO John Hammond welcoming paleontologists Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant to the planet. The long grass depicted is a plot point in later films.
 
|-
 
|-
 +
|<code>roads</code>
 
|'''Cat blocking traffic flowing through portals'''
 
|'''Cat blocking traffic flowing through portals'''
 
<code>roads</code>
 
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
|Y
 
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
|Roads in space may reference ''What If? 2'' Chapter 5: Cosmic Road Trip.
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|
 +
|
 
|-
 
|-
 +
|<code>outside</code>
 
|'''Edge of the Universe'''
 
|'''Edge of the Universe'''
 
<code>outside</code>
 
 
|"Welcome, traveler!" (found inside the edge of the bubble universe)
 
|"Welcome, traveler!" (found inside the edge of the bubble universe)
|(6081, 26138)
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| ( 6081, 26138 )
 
|
 
|
 
|Y
 
|Y
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|It looks like a planet labeled "edge of the universe". Outside the universe, so inside the "edge of the universe" planet, is another universe, the bubble universe, whose outside is labeled "edge of the bubble universe". Hidden entrance is between 10 and 11 'o clock. It is a reference to [[Bubble Universes]].
 
|It looks like a planet labeled "edge of the universe". Outside the universe, so inside the "edge of the universe" planet, is another universe, the bubble universe, whose outside is labeled "edge of the bubble universe". Hidden entrance is between 10 and 11 'o clock. It is a reference to [[Bubble Universes]].
 
|-
 
|-
 +
|<code>roads</code>
 
|'''A tree larger than the planet it's growing on'''
 
|'''A tree larger than the planet it's growing on'''
 
<code>roads</code>
 
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
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|May be a reference to [[2: Petit Trees (sketch)|Petit Trees]]. More probably, a reference to ''The Little Prince'', a French children's novel about a traveler from a distant asteroid. In the novel, baobab trees are a serious threat to the Prince's home asteroid, as they are so large that their roots would engulf the asteroid entirely. Randall has alluded to The Little Prince numerous times before, especially in what-if articles.
 
|May be a reference to [[2: Petit Trees (sketch)|Petit Trees]]. More probably, a reference to ''The Little Prince'', a French children's novel about a traveler from a distant asteroid. In the novel, baobab trees are a serious threat to the Prince's home asteroid, as they are so large that their roots would engulf the asteroid entirely. Randall has alluded to The Little Prince numerous times before, especially in what-if articles.
 
|-
 
|-
 +
|<code>outside</code>
 
|'''Milliways'''
 
|'''Milliways'''
 
<code>outside</code>
 
 
|
 
|
|''in code:'' (0, -14500)'', in game:''(0, 29000)
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| in code: <code>[0,-14500]</code><br>in game: <code>[0,29000]</code>
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
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|A reference to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe from ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''. On one side of the planet, Ponytail, Cueball, Megan, and other characters gather on the patio of the Milliways restaurant; on the other side, the Sojourner rover examines a rock.
 
|A reference to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe from ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''. On one side of the planet, Ponytail, Cueball, Megan, and other characters gather on the patio of the Milliways restaurant; on the other side, the Sojourner rover examines a rock.
 
|-
 
|-
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|<code>greatattractor</code>
 
|'''The Great Attractor'''
 
|'''The Great Attractor'''
 
<code>greatattractor</code>
 
 
|
 
|
 
|(-596048, 247952)
 
|(-596048, 247952)
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|Beret Guy stands on the surface of a large ball labeled "The Great Attractor". The gravity is extremely strong (over 200 times that of the black holes), leading to various bugs and collision issues. It's a reference to [[Great Attractor]], in which Beret Guy is gravitationally attracted to the Great Attractor more strongly than usual.
 
|Beret Guy stands on the surface of a large ball labeled "The Great Attractor". The gravity is extremely strong (over 200 times that of the black holes), leading to various bugs and collision issues. It's a reference to [[Great Attractor]], in which Beret Guy is gravitationally attracted to the Great Attractor more strongly than usual.
 
|-
 
|-
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|<code>present</code>
 
|'''Present'''
 
|'''Present'''
 
<code>present</code>
 
 
|
 
|
 
"I didn't do any of my Christmas shopping yet because I was too busy drawing tiny planets."
 
"I didn't do any of my Christmas shopping yet because I was too busy drawing tiny planets."
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|
 
|
 
|
 
|
|The xkcd cast react to giving each other What if 2? as a present. Black Hat gives Cueball a "gift" which he claims, "might not be a bobcat", a reference to [[A-Minus-Minus]] A quarter of the planet was missing on the release day, but it's fixed now.
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|The XKCD cast react to giving each other What if 2? as a present. Black Hat gives Cueball a "gift" which he claims "might not be a bobcat", a reference to [[A-Minus-Minus]] A quarter of the planet was missing on the release day, but it's fixed now.
 
|-
 
|-
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|<code>maw1</code>, <code>maw2</code>, ... <code>maw14</code>
 
|'''Black hole cluster'''
 
|'''Black hole cluster'''
 
''from'' <code>maw1</code> ''to'' <code>maw14</code>
 
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
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|A cluster of black holes with extremely high gravitational strength, set to the maximum of 2048. Not particularly easy to land on with multiple conflicting gravitational fields, but once landed on, rather difficult to escape. Likely a reference to the [[wikia:w:c:starwars:Maw Cluster|Maw Cluster]] in Star Wars.
 
|A cluster of black holes with extremely high gravitational strength, set to the maximum of 2048. Not particularly easy to land on with multiple conflicting gravitational fields, but once landed on, rather difficult to escape. Likely a reference to the [[wikia:w:c:starwars:Maw Cluster|Maw Cluster]] in Star Wars.
 
|-
 
|-
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|<code>remnant</code>
 
|'''Remnant'''
 
|'''Remnant'''
 
<code>remnant</code>
 
 
|"All right, that's close enough"
 
|"All right, that's close enough"
 
"Oh no"
 
"Oh no"
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"The immense gravity of the sun's remnant means that this is the tallest possible skyscraper."
 
"The immense gravity of the sun's remnant means that this is the tallest possible skyscraper."
 
|(19620, 3800)
 
|(19620, 3800)
|Y
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|
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|Y
 
|Y
|A white dwarf stellar remnant, with high gravity (making it difficult to escape, although it's possible to achieve escape velocity by flying sideways). Has various small landmarks, including a "skyscraper" and suspension bridge, using a penny for scale. There is a set of images of a rocket descending towards the planet, falling, and then trying to escape by sledding. The band is performing Smash Mouth's "Walkin' on the Sun". Most of these are references to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 63: Walking on the Sun.
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|A stellar remnant, with high gravity (making it difficult to escape, although it's possible to achieve escape velocity by flying sideways). Has various small landmarks, including a "skyscraper" and suspension bridge. There is a set of images of a rocket descending towards the planet, falling and then trying to escape by sledding. The band is performing Smash Mouth's "Walkin' on the Sun".
 
|-
 
|-
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|<code>steerswoman</code>
 
|'''Steerswoman Planet'''
 
|'''Steerswoman Planet'''
 
<code>steerswoman</code>
 
 
|"As a Steerswoman, I have to answer any question anyone asks me, or I'm expelled from the order."
 
|"As a Steerswoman, I have to answer any question anyone asks me, or I'm expelled from the order."
 
"What's one question that you would be unwilling to answer?"
 
"What's one question that you would be unwilling to answer?"
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"Handle this artifact with great care. It contains a magical wizard's potion which the ancients called 'trinitrotoluene'"
 
"Handle this artifact with great care. It contains a magical wizard's potion which the ancients called 'trinitrotoluene'"
|(-35070, -2500)
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|(-35070,-2500)
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
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Trinitrotoluene is better known as {{w|TNT}}, a powerful explosive.
 
Trinitrotoluene is better known as {{w|TNT}}, a powerful explosive.
 
|-
 
|-
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|<code>peeler</code>
 
|'''Peeler'''
 
|'''Peeler'''
 
<code>peeler</code>
 
 
|
 
|
 
|(-9270, 620)
 
|(-9270, 620)
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|
 
|
 
|
 
|
|A reference to the question posed by ''What If? 2'' Chapter 13: Lose Weight the Slow and Incredibly Difficult Way. A large potato peeler is seen removing the earth's crust.
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|A reference to the question posed by "What If 2: Lose Weight the Slow and Incredibly Difficult Way". A large potato peeler is seen removing the earth's crust.
 
+
|}
|-
 
|'''Unknown Planet'''
 
 
 
<code>unknown</code>
 
|
 
|(-63587, 9395)
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|
 
|This location was not in the list. There is a non-escapable gravity object here.
 
<pre>Comic.voyager.pos
 
Object { x: -63587, y: 9395, a: 3.625954916940618, vx: 0, vy: 0, ax: 0, ay: 0, va: 0, aa: 0, isColliding: true, … }
 
</pre>
 
|-
 
}}
 
 
 
===Spaceships===
 
 
 
This is a table of all spaceships:
 
  
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===Ships===
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
 
{|class="wikitable sortable"
 
|-
 
|-
! Filename
 
 
! Name
 
! Name
 
! Description
 
! Description
 
! Location
 
! Location
 +
! Filename
 
|-
 
|-
| <code>ship2</code>
+
|Default
| '''Default'''
+
|The starting ship.
| The starting spaceship.
+
|It is possible to change back to this ship by collecting a dot located within the Black Hole cluster
| It is possible to change back to this spaceship by collecting a dot located within the Black Hole cluster
+
|ship2
 
|-
 
|-
| <code>ship-tintin</code>
+
| Tintin
| '''Tintin'''
+
| Ship in the shape of the {{w|Destination Moon (comics)|moon rocket from Tintin}}
| Spaceship in the shape of the {{w|Destination Moon (comics)|moon rocket from Tintin}}
 
 
| On the starting planet; can be obtained by collecting the cannonball in orbit
 
| On the starting planet; can be obtained by collecting the cannonball in orbit
 +
| ship-tintin
 
|-
 
|-
| <code>ship-figure</code>
+
| Figure
| '''Figure'''
+
|Stick figure
| Stick figure
+
|On Goodhart, atop the mountain up which Sisyphus is pushing his boulder.
| On Goodhart, atop the mountain up which Sisyphus is pushing his boulder.
+
|ship-figure
 
|-
 
|-
| <code>ship-soccer</code>
+
| Soccer ball
| '''Soccer Ball'''
+
| Soccer ball shaped ship
| Soccer-ball-shaped spaceship
 
 
| On Earth, between two figures playing ball
 
| On Earth, between two figures playing ball
 +
|ship-soccer
 
|-
 
|-
| <code>ship1</code>
+
|Alternative Ship
| '''Alternative Spaceship'''
+
|Default ship with KSP-style parachutes on both sides of the ship. The parachutes seem to disappear on landing.  
| Default spaceship with KSP-style parachutes on both sides of the spaceship. The parachutes seem to disappear on landing.  
+
|Only available by using console to change Comic.ship = ship1
| Only available by using console to change Comic.ship = ship1
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|ship1
 
|}
 
|}
  
 
==Data and Maps==
 
==Data and Maps==
  
View the data embedded in the comic on [[2712: Gravity/Data|this page]].
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View the data that is embedded in the comic on [[2712: Gravity/Data|this page]].
  
Maps created by the community:
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Maps created by the Community:
 
*https://bacontime.github.io/xkcd2712 | A zoomable map of the universe with markers for all planets, coins and with the option to highlight secret passages
 
*https://bacontime.github.io/xkcd2712 | A zoomable map of the universe with markers for all planets, coins and with the option to highlight secret passages
 
*https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/zpe7bz/i_rendered_the_entire_what_if_2_universe_as_a/ | The whole universe rendered as one big image
 
*https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/zpe7bz/i_rendered_the_entire_what_if_2_universe_as_a/ | The whole universe rendered as one big image
  
 
==Hacks==
 
==Hacks==
Various modes and hacks have been found or developed by the community and can be activated by opening the browser console (F12, Ctr+Shift+I or Cmd+Option+I to open your browser's developer tools, then choose the Console tab) and typing a command. <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
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Various modes and hacks have been found or developed by the community, and can be activated by opening the browser console (F12, Ctrl-Shift-I or Cmd-Option-I to open your browser's developer tools, then choose the Console tab) and typing a command.<br>
 +
'''Click to expand:'''<br>
 +
 
 +
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 
<br>
 
<br>
 
*'''Speedhack:''' <code>ship.engines = "warp"</code> - Speed hacking, sets speed to 1.4x. set to "standard" to reset to normal speed
 
*'''Speedhack:''' <code>ship.engines = "warp"</code> - Speed hacking, sets speed to 1.4x. set to "standard" to reset to normal speed
 
*'''Teleport to planet:''' <code>[Comic.voyager.pos.x, Comic.voyager.pos.y] = Comic.planetRects.'''''origin'''''.slice(0,2)</code> - teleport near a planet, in this example near earth. You'll still have to fly a bit towards the nearest planet to reach it. Replace '''''origin''''' with the ID of the planet you want to go to, from the table above.
 
*'''Teleport to planet:''' <code>[Comic.voyager.pos.x, Comic.voyager.pos.y] = Comic.planetRects.'''''origin'''''.slice(0,2)</code> - teleport near a planet, in this example near earth. You'll still have to fly a bit towards the nearest planet to reach it. Replace '''''origin''''' with the ID of the planet you want to go to, from the table above.
 
*'''Teleport to coordinate:''' <code>[Comic.voyager.pos.x, Comic.voyager.pos.y] = '''''[0, -2000]'''''</code> - teleport to an exact coordinate. <code>[0, -2000]</code> happens to take you to the starting area.
 
*'''Teleport to coordinate:''' <code>[Comic.voyager.pos.x, Comic.voyager.pos.y] = '''''[0, -2000]'''''</code> - teleport to an exact coordinate. <code>[0, -2000]</code> happens to take you to the starting area.
*'''Improved radar:''' <code>Comic.wayfinderFarDistance = Infinity</code> - make the direction of all objects visible. This can be hard to understand though. reset with <code>Comic.wayfinderFarDistance = 10000</code>.
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*'''Improved radar:''' <code>Comic.wayfinderFarDistance = Infinity</code> - make the direction of all objects visible. This can be hard to understand though.
 
*'''Chaos Mode:''' <code>ship.engines="infinite improbability drive"</code> - Seems to randomly teleports the ship. A reference to its namesake in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
 
*'''Chaos Mode:''' <code>ship.engines="infinite improbability drive"</code> - Seems to randomly teleports the ship. A reference to its namesake in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
 
*'''Insta Death:''' <code>ship.shields = false</code> - Kill the player if they land on a planet, the code never sets it to false, so it seems to be always true.
 
*'''Insta Death:''' <code>ship.shields = false</code> - Kill the player if they land on a planet, the code never sets it to false, so it seems to be always true.
*'''No Clip:''' <code>noclip = true</code> - Enables noclip.
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*'''No Clip:''' <code>noclip = true</code> - Enables noclip. Also disables gravity.
 
*'''Select ship:''' <code>Comic.ship = "ship-tintin"</code> - Select ship (use filename from list of ships)
 
*'''Select ship:''' <code>Comic.ship = "ship-tintin"</code> - Select ship (use filename from list of ships)
 
*'''Autorotate:''' <code>Comic.cameraRotation = false</code> - View does not rotate with ship
 
*'''Autorotate:''' <code>Comic.cameraRotation = false</code> - View does not rotate with ship
*'''Goggles:''' <code>ze.goggles()</code> - returns a warning: "they do nothing!". This is a reference to Hoverboard, where ''ze.goggles()'' would give you the ability to see false walls. Both of which are a reference to the Simpsons episode "Radioactive Man" (season 7, episode 2), where Rainier Wolfcastle, playing Radioactive Man, complains that his safety goggles do nothing against a deluge of acid, sounding like "Ze goggles, zey do nothing!" with his accent.
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*'''Goggles:''' <code>ze.goggles()</code> - returns a warning: "they do nothing!". This is a reference to Hoverboard, where ''ze.goggles()'' would give you the ability to see false walls. Which itself is most likely a reference to the Simpsons where Radioactive man complains that his safety goggles do nothing against a deluge of acid.
 
*'''Python:''' <code>python("import antigravity")</code> - reverses gravity, so the ship falls away from planets. A reference to [[353: Python]]. Reset with <code>Comic.gravityConstant = 100</code>.
 
*'''Python:''' <code>python("import antigravity")</code> - reverses gravity, so the ship falls away from planets. A reference to [[353: Python]]. Reset with <code>Comic.gravityConstant = 100</code>.
 
*'''Light Mode''' <code>Comic.lightMode = true</code> - inverts the color of the comic. reset with <code>Comic.lightMode = false</code>
 
*'''Light Mode''' <code>Comic.lightMode = true</code> - inverts the color of the comic. reset with <code>Comic.lightMode = false</code>
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
* The objects in the mini universe of this browser game are all at fixed positions and do not interact through gravity, however, the ship controlled by the player is affected by gravity. While this makes it technically a relatively easy integration problem (of the position of the player ship forward in time), the integrator used seems to be a relatively simple one, but certainly not a simplistic one, because it does not conserve angular momentum. This can be seen when one manages to get into orbit around some object, e.g., the core of the sun. The orbit slowly decays over time.
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The objects in the mini-universe of this browser game are all at fixed positions and do not interact through gravity, however, the ship controlled by the player is affected by gravity. While this makes it technically a relatively easy integration problem (of the position of the player ship forward in time), the integrator used seems to be a relatively simple one - and certainly not a symplectic one, because it does not conserve angular momentum. This can be seen when one manages to get into orbit around some object, e.g. the core of the sun. The orbit slowly decays over time.
  
* The logic for extending the landing legs and landing is rather simple. A ship can (normally) land if it is facing away from the surface it collides with, and if its momentum is more-or-less directed towards the surface. Once landing is triggered, the ship will rotate to face directly away from the object exerting the most gravity on the player, regardless of how sloped the surface is. The only way to get into space again is to accelerate forwards, as neither turning nor accelerating backwards cancels the landed state. All of this can be abused to land on almost everything. To land on the underside of an object, simply point your ship away from the object and slowly accelerate backwards to counteract the force of gravity. Landing on the side of an object is more difficult, as ships cannot accelerate sideways. The first method is to accelerate backwards to launch yourself upwards and towards the object so that at the top of your arc you will collide with the object. Then, rotate your ship accordingly to land. Method two is to just repeatedly slam your back of your ship into the object until you land. Note that with any of these weird landing methods, your ship will turn to face away from the source of gravity and can clip into objects.
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The logic for extending the landing legs and landing is rather simple. A ship can (normally) land if it is facing away from the surface it collides with, and if its momentum is more-or-less directed towards the surface. Once landing is triggered, the ship will rotate to face directly away from the object exerting the most gravity on the player, regardless of how sloped the surface is. The only way to get into space again is to accelerate forwards, as neither turning nor accelerating backwards cancels the landed state. All of this can be abused to land on almost everything. To land on the underside of an object, simply point your ship away from the object and slowly accelerate backwards to counteract the force of gravity. Landing on the side of an object is more difficult, as ships cannot accelerate sideways. The first method is to accelerate backwards to launch yourself upwards and towards the object so that at the top of your arc you will collide with the object. Then, rotate your ship accordingly to land. Method two is to just repeatedly slam your back of your ship into the object until you land. Note that with any of these weird landing methods, your ship will turn to face away from the source of gravity and can clip into objects.
  
* Executing <code>window.python("import antigravity")</code> or <code>python("import antigravity")</code> as Javascript on the page will reverse gravity, multiplying the gravity constant by -1.
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Executing <code>window.python("import antigravity")</code> or <code>python("import antigravity")</code> as Javascript on the page will reverse gravity, multiplying the gravity constant by -1.
  
* Executing <code>window.ze.goggles()</code> or <code>ze.goggles()</code> as Javascript on the page will show a warning in the console: "<code>they do nothing!</code>"
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Executing <code>window.ze.goggles()</code> or <code>ze.goggles()</code> as Javascript on the page will show a warning in the console: "<code>they do nothing!</code>"
 
 
* Ponytail's comment on earth that she "checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it said just me" may be referencing the actual website at that domain, which checks if other websites are down.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
 
{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
===Origin:===
 
Megan: Welcome!
 
  
Cueball: To celebrate the world of what if? 2, here is your very own planet to explore!
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Welcome!
  
Ground text: Give someone the science question-and-answer book what if? 2 for Christmas:
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To celebrate the world of what if? 2, here is your very own planet to explore!
 +
 
 +
Give someone the science question-and-answer book what if? 2 for Christmas:
 
xkcd.com/whatif2
 
xkcd.com/whatif2
  
Beret Guy: Hi!
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{{comic discussion}}
 
 
Megan to cueball: If you ever get lost in space, just fly down. That's where the ground is.
 
 
 
Sir Isaac Newton: Robert hooke must be own there somewhere!
 
 
 
Cueball to dinosaur: Burger?
 
 
 
===B612:===
 
 
 
Robot: Asteroid Deflection mission to earth. The package is delivered. Commencing planetary threat neutralisation.
 
 
 
===Europa:===
 
 
 
====Surface:====
 
 
 
Roomba: Whirrr
 
 
 
Cueball to Megan: The region of the solar system where liquid water can exist on the surface is the habitable zone, and the region where it can exist beneath the surface of moons is the Eurozone.
 
 
 
Cueball's hairdryer: Whirrr
 
 
 
Megan to Cueball: It's so unfair that we don't get to compete in Eurovision
 
 
 
====Underwater:====
 
 
 
Blondie: Hi, I'm Annie! Welcome to depths of Europa! There's some weird stuff down here!
 
 
 
Unnamed sailor guy to Cueball: We were caught in a powerful November gale on the great lakes outside Whitefish bay. Our ship foundered and sank here.
 
 
 
Cueball to Unnamed sailor guy: This is Jupiter's moon Europa.
 
 
 
Unnamed sailor guy to Cueball: It was a really strong gale.
 
 
 
Octopus: We've always used neutrinos for astronomy, but if we place my new "optical telescope" in orbit above the kryosphere, we could potentially observe the universe using electromagnetic waves.
 
 
 
Octopus: Who knows what else there is besides stars! There could be other worlds!
 
 
 
=====Secret book club=====
 
 
 
Cueball: Does our book club really need this much secrecy?
 
 
 
Danish: Sounds exactly like the sort of question a spy would ask!
 
 
 
===nojapan & japanmoon:===
 
 
 
Megan: something is missing
 
 
 
===Goodhart:===
 
 
 
Guiser: Fwoosh!
 
 
 
Cueball & Megan: Oooh!
 
 
 
Alert on the giant phone: Alert! Giant phone crushing city! Dismiss. More.
 
 
 
Cueball in jetpack: Wheeeee!
 
 
 
Cueball to Megan: Do you ever look up at the night sky and think "Wow, I bet those little white dots taste Delicious!"
 
 
 
Cueball 1: Why is my house on fire again?!
 
 
 
Cueball 2: Dunno
 
 
 
Cueball: Okay, let it drop!
 
 
 
Cueball to White hat: Over there is the vehicle assembly building, and then behind it is the vehicle disassembly building.
 
 
 
Ponytail to Cueball: You know how tires pollute the environment with rubber particles? Well, I've developed a solution.
 
 
 
Cueball: Mmm spiders Homf Nomf
 
 
 
Brontosaurus: Oh no!
 
 
 
Text above star falling on Spinosaurus: The more you know
 
 
 
Cueball & pilot of Helecopter 1: Aaaaaa
 
 
 
===Soupiter:===
 
 
 
Cueball or Ponytail (impossible to tell): I think it's Chicken Noodle? Hard to tell.
 
 
 
===Earth:===
 
 
 
Beret Guy: I don't know why people complain about going down rabbit holes. These lil guys are adorable!
 
 
 
Ponytail to Megan: Ah, the mysterious natural wonder of sailing stones
 
 
 
(as cueball is climbing the firepole down to earth): Climb Climb&#32;&#32;&#32;&#32;Fling Fling&#32;&#32;&#32;&#32;Boom
 
 
 
Volcano: Doot!
 
 
 
Hummingbird: Yesssssss!
 
 
 
Candies as they fall on cueball's teeth: Plink
 
 
 
Cueball: Ow!
 
 
 
Candies as they fall on cueball's teeth: Plink
 
 
 
Cueball: Ow!
 
 
 
Bananas Georg: I'm bananas Georg. Every year, our company publishes global per capita banana consumption numbers, so to make the printing easier, I eat enough bananas on December 31st to make sure it's a round number.
 
 
 
Cueball to Megan, both in deep pit: Weird, I feel heavier.
 
 
 
Ponytail: I checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it said just me.
 
 
 
White hat: Yeah, I guess down isn't down for everyone.
 
 
 
Person in crane: How am I supposed to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs if they keep moving out from under my comet?
 
 
 
Knit cap while looking at supersonic squirrel: Unusually high speed squirrels
 
 
 
Megan to cueball: Jump in! The water's fine!
 
 
 
Knit cap: Ugh, the frame rate's really bad out today. (if you go in the rectangle containing the words, the whole game begins to stutter.)
 
 
 
===Sun:===
 
 
 
====Outside:====
 
 
 
Jill: This would make a good soup base.
 
 
 
Hairy to Cueball: Can I touch it yet?
 
 
 
Cueball to Hairy: No, Be Patient. It's still to hot. Give it another 20 or 30 billion years.
 
 
 
Unnamed guy with baseball cap: My countertop!
 
 
 
Megan to Cueball: The sun is governed by Magnetohydodynamics, or "Magic" for short.
 
 
 
====Inside:====
 
 
 
Hairy: This should be enough sunscreen.
 
 
 
Ponytail on the news: The forecast for today is lots of sun
 
 
 
Cueball 1 to Cueball 2: It's okay, I'm wearing five layers of sunscreen
 
 
 
=====Core:=====
 
 
 
Ponytail but with black hair to Cueball: The core of the sun may seem hot, but it only produces about as much energy per volume as a lizard.
 
 
 
Cueball to Ponytail but with black hair: Wow. so how many lizards are in there?
 
 
 
Ponytail but with black hair to Cueball: Nobody knows.
 
 
 
===Remnant:===
 
 
 
Band consisting of 2 Hairies & a Beret guy: So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
 
 
 
Spaceship captain: All right, that's close enough.
 
 
 
Spaceship captain: Oh no.
 
 
 
Ponytail 1 to Cueball 1: The immense gravity of the sun's remnant means that this is the tallest possible skyscraper.
 
 
 
Ponytail 2 to Cueball 2: In 5 billion years, the sun will run out of fuel & suffer gigential burnout.
 
 
 
===Dogplanet:===
 
 
 
Cueball: I want more dogs!
 
 
 
dog 1: Ball! Again!
 
 
 
dog 2: I hope it lands soon.
 
 
 
Ponytail: English adjective order means that you're "Clifford the big red dog" but not "Clifford the red big dog"
 
 
 
Cueball to Ponytail: You can't have too many dogs!
 
 
 
===Quantz:===
 
 
 
Gardener: Welcome ... to Jurassic park.
 
 
 
===Enterprise:===
 
 
 
Ground text: U.S.S. Enterprise
 
 
 
Ground text: NCC-1701-C
 
 
 
===Greatattractor:===
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
Ground text: The Great Attractor
 
 
 
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