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| − | | number = 2794 | + | [[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|left|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|center|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]][[File:Gnaa logo.svg|right|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | | date = June 26, 2023 | |
| − | | title = Alphabet Notes | |
| − | | image = alphabet notes.png | |
| − | | titletext = Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing! | |
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| − | ==Explanation== | + | <div style="top: 300px; left: 0px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | {{incomplete|Needs more on '''MN''', '''U''', and '''VWXYZ''! Do NOT remove this notice too soon.}}
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | This comic is Randall's "design notes" for the {{w|English alphabet}}. The comic lists the A-to-Z alphabet, in black block letters, from left to right. Forming these supposed design notes are many red annotations:
| + | </div> |
| − | | + | <div style="top: 600px; left: 0px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | At the top, Randall lists the vowels and appreciates how they are spaced. At the end of the list, he uses a question mark to indicate the ambiguous nature of '''Y''', which can function both as a vowel and a consonant depending on the context.
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | | + | </div> |
| − | {| class="wikitable sortable"
| + | <div style="top: 900px; left: 0px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
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| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | !Letter
| + | </div> |
| − | !Randall's note
| + | <div style="top: 1200px; left: 0px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | !Explanation
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
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| + | </div> |
| − | !A
| + | <div style="top: 0px; left: 400px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | |"Strong start!"
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | |'''A''' is described favorably as the start.
| + | </div> |
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| + | <div style="top: 300px; left: 400px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | !B
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | | rowspan="5" |"Decent consonants but no real heavy hitters here in the first third ("D" is solid, at least)" | + | </div> |
| − | | rowspan="5" |Randall considers the five early consonants '''B''', '''C''', '''D''', '''F''', and '''G''' to be acceptable but nothing special, with the exception of '''D''' which he considers solid. It's not clear whether he specifically is referring to their appearance or what sound they represent. In English phonology, '''D''' is the {{w|voiced alveolar plosive}}.
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| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | !C
| + | </div> |
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| + | <div style="top: 900px; left: 400px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | !D
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | |-
| + | </div> |
| − | !F
| + | <div style="top: 1200px; left: 400px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
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| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | !G
| + | </div> |
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| + | <div style="top: 0px; left: 800px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | !H
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | | rowspan="2" |"Hi!"
| + | </div> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |The word "Hi" appears uninterrupted when the letters of the English alphabet are listed A-to-Z. | + | <div style="top: 300px; left: 800px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
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| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | ! rowspan="2" |I
| + | </div> |
| − | |-
| + | <div style="top: 600px; left: 800px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |"The dotted letters are friends!" | + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | | rowspan="2" |Randall notes and appreciates the shared tittle (dot) in the lowercase letters '''i''' and '''j''', calling them "friends". The separate dots and main strokes could also be interpreted as the heads and torsos of two reductionist character drawings. The two letters are the respective mathematical and electrical-engineering notations of the {{w|Imaginary unit|square root of -1}}, and so may be considered both professionally and personally in a close relationship, as well as neighbours. In the Netherlands, a {{w|digraph}}, or two letters representing one sound (such as "CH" and "SH" in English) is formed from '''I''' and '''J''', creating '''IJ'''; it is considered distinct from either '''I''' or '''J'''. It should be noted that '''J''' {{w|J#History|appeared sometime around the Middle Ages}} as a variant of '''I''', explaining why they look similar and are located together in the alphabet.
| + | </div> |
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| + | <div style="top: 900px; left: 800px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | ! rowspan="2" |J
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | |- | + | </div> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |"Jk (lol)"
| + | <div style="top: 1200px; left: 800px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |Like "Hi", the letters '''J''' and '''K''' are next to each other in the English alphabet. "Jk" is an initialism for "just kidding", similar to "LOL" for "laughing out loud".
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | |-
| + | </div> |
| − | !K
| + | <div style="top: 0px; left: 1200px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | |-
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | !L to P
| + | </div> |
| − | |"Part that's fun to sing"
| + | <div style="top: 300px; left: 1200px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | |In the standard "{{w|Alphabet song|alphabet song}}" in the US (sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme "{{w|Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star}}"), most letters occur upon the beat of an easy and sedate tempo. However, to make it both scan ''and'' rhyme, the letters '''L''' to '''P''' are run through at double the tempo. This provides a welcome departure from the rhythm that has been slow and uniform up to that point, and the rapidity of the letters almost makes them feel like a strange word ("elemenopee") rather than a sequence of alphabetic letters. The letter sounds also require the involvement of several different parts of the mouth, including a rapid tongue movement, which may feel more fun to do than the preceding parts. | + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
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| + | </div> |
| − | !M
| + | <div style="top: 600px; left: 1200px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |"Weird how the line between "M" and "N" is the halfway mark.
| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | They're similar, but "MN" only shows up in fancy words like "mnemonic", "column", "amnesty", and "hymn". Significance??"
| + | </div> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |Randall finds it weird that the dividing line between the two halves of the alphabet would go between '''M''' and '''N'''. Indeed, it is a bit odd that the two letters, which look similar and represent similar sounds, are placed in such a way that they would be split apart when the alphabet is written out on two lines. He also lists several words that contain '''MN''' in sequence and speculates on the significance of this rare digram seemingly only being used for "fancy" words. | + | <div style="top: 900px; left: 1200px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
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| + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | ! rowspan="2" |N
| + | </div> |
| − | |-
| + | <div style="top: 1200px; left: 1200px; position: fixed; float: left;"> |
| − | | rowspan="2" |"No" | + | [[File:Breast reconstruction 02.jpg|link=https://web.archive.org/web/20230421015548/https://internetcri.me]] |
| − | | rowspan="2" |Like "Hi", the word "No" appears uninterrupted in the English alphabet.
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| − | !O
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| − | !P
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| − | !Q
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| − | |"Why is this ''here''?"
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| − | |Randall considers '''Q''' strange, likely because the sound it denotes in English could be replaced with the sequence "KW". The modern English alphabet evolved from the {{w|Phoenician alphabet}}, where the letter '''Q''' represented a {{w|voiceless uvular plosive}}, a sound similar to /k/ but with the tongue pushed back. Even though the Greeks, Latins, French, and eventually the English didn't have this sound in their languages, they kept the letter '''Q''' because Arabic numerals hadn't been adopted yet and '''Q''' was employed to represent the number 90. Other letters can be replaced by a similar combination of letters, but they aren't mentioned by Randall. For example, '''C''' can be replaced with '''K''' or '''S''', and '''X''' can be spelt as "KS".
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| − | !R
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| − | | rowspan="3" |"Strong cluster!"
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| − | | rowspan="3" |Randall considers '''RST''' a strong cluster of consonants, though again it is unclear whether he refers to their visual design or in the sounds they represent. The use of an {{w|R-S-T system|RST code}} is a traditional way of describing the reception quality of radio communications. Also, '''RST''' are part of the widely recognized five most common consonants in the English language, RSTLN. Three out of the five are listed together in the alphabet. | |
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| − | !S
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| − | ! rowspan="2" |T
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| − | |"...Listen.
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| − | Maybe we should've stopped at "T"."
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| − | |The comment that the alphabet may have been better if it had stopped at '''T''' is potential a reference to the fact that the original Phoenician script, which is the ancestor of many modern scripts including English, had as its last letter {{w|Taw}}, which the modern letter '''T''' is derived from. It is still the last letter of the modern Hebrew alphabet, although the Greek alphabet added several letters after it, some of which persist into modern English. Randall seems to believe that the Phoenician script was fine as-is and that the letters U-Z are unnecessary or "haunted". | |
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| − | !U
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| − | |"Weirdest of the main 5 vowels by far"
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| − | |Randall is not a fan of the letter '''U''' and thinks it is the weirdest of the five vowels. | |
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| − | !V to Z
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| − | |"Haunted letters (keep out!!)"
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| − | |The letters '''V''', '''W''', '''X''', '''Y''', and '''Z''' are "haunted".
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| − | !V
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| − | | rowspan="2" |"??"
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| − | | rowspan="2" |Randall seems to be confused about '''VW'''. Possible confusion stems from the fact that that '''W''' is called "double '''U'''" rather than "double '''V'''". Both '''{{w|W#History|W}}''' and '''{{w|U#History|U}}''' are derived from '''V''', which might explain a lot. He may also be confused as to why {{w|Volkswagen|a make of car}} is appearing in the alphabet. | |
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| − | !X
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| − | |"Not sure this is even a letter. Did you include a number by mistake?"
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| − | |Randall questions whether '''X''' is even a letter. As Randall is a physicist, it is likely he is referring to how the letter is likely encountered more often as a variable representing a number in mathematics and algebra than as a letter for scientists. Alternatively, he could be referring to the Roman numeral X, though he doesn't apparently have this kind of issue with I, V, L, D or M. | |
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| − | !Y
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| − | |"?"
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| − | |At the end of the vowel list at the top, Randall uses a question mark to indicate the ambiguous nature of '''Y''', which can function both as a vowel and a consonant depending on the context. Its name also sounds like "why", which is a very common question.
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| − | The title text jokes about the pick-up line "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put '''U''' and '''I''' together.", where the letters '''U''' and '''I''' are pronounced like the pronouns "you" and "I". It is such a corny act of flirtation that any recipient of it could easily have a rejection (or a flirty acceptance if they so wish) ready to respond with in an appropriate vein. As well as reflecting the diagram's noted preference for well-spaced vowels, it might be presumed that anyone (unironically) using the "'''U''' and '''I'''" line might be left dumbfounded at the rather technical nature of the riposte. This pickup line was also the subject of [[1069: Alphabet]]. The word "ruin" also contains the two letters next to each other, which rather subverts the idea that putting them together results in something cute. Alternatively, the distance ("spacing") between the flirters would change ("be ruined") if they got together, subverting the meaning of "ruin" in a more positive way.
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | {{incomplete transcript}}
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| − | :[A list of the letters of the alphabet, from A to Z, in black] | |
| − | :ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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| − | :[A red line above the letters, with tick marks and their associated vowels at A, E, I, O, and U. Y has a question mark instead of a tick.]
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| − | :Love the spacing between the vowels! | |
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| − | :[Red annotations near various letters.]
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| − | :A: Strong start! | |
| − | :BCD, FG: Decent consonants but no real heavy hitters here in the first third ("D" is solid, at least) | |
| − | :HI: Hi! | |
| − | ::IJ: [additional lowercase "ij" given, in red]: The dotted letters are friends! | |
| − | :JK: Jk (lol)
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| − | :LMNOP: Part that's fun to sing | |
| − | ::Weird how the line between "M" and "N" is the halfway mark. | |
| − | ::They're similar, but "MN" only shows up in fancy words like "mnemonic", "column", "amnesty", and "hymn". Significance?? | |
| − | :NO: No | |
| − | :Q: Why is this ''here''?
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| − | :RST: Strong cluster! | |
| − | :U: Weirdest of the main 5 vowels by far | |
| − | :VWXYZ: Haunted letters (keep out!!) | |
| − | :VW: ??
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| − | :X: Not sure this is even a letter. Did you include a number by mistake?
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| − | ::...Listen.
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| − | ::Maybe we should've stopped at "T". | |
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| − | :[Caption below the panel:] | |
| − | :Design notes on the alphabet | |
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| − | {{comic discussion}}
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| − | [[Category:Comics with red annotations]]
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