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==NOVEMBER 8==
 
==NOVEMBER 8==
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a TENNIS BALL HEAVIER THAN A BOWLING BALL FLYING OVER A NET SMALLER THAN AN ANT<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL HEAVIER THAN A BOWLING BALL FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF 15 WASHING MACHINES<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL HEAVIER THAN A BOWLING BALL FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF 15 WASHING MACHINES}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF 3.14 BEACH BALLS, HEAVIER THAN A CUBIC METER OF CONCRETE, FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF 3.14 BEACH BALLS, HEAVIER THAN A CUBIC METER OF CONCRETE, FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF 3.14 BEACH BALLS, HEAVIER THAN A CUBIC METER OF CONCRETE, FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF 3.14 BEACH BALLS, HEAVIER THAN A CUBIC METER OF CONCRETE, FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL, ONE OUNCE LIGHTER THAN A {{w|Walmart|WALMART}} BRAND PUMPKIN PIE THAT'S 10 INCHES IN DIAMETER, FLYING OVER A NET AS HIGH AS A VOLLEYBALL NET, ON A FIELD AS LONG AS TWO WASHING MACHINES<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL, ONE OUNCE LIGHTER THAN A {{w|Walmart|WALMART}} BRAND PUMPKIN PIE THAT'S 10 INCHES IN DIAMETER, FLYING OVER A NET AS HIGH AS A VOLLEYBALL NET, ON A FIELD AS LONG AS TWO WASHING MACHINES}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL WITH A DIAMETER OF 1000000000000066600000000000001 NANOMETERS, 23 OUNCES LIGHTER THAN A GLASS WINDOW, FLYING OVER A NET HALF A MILLIMETER TALLER THAN [[Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--|ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS;--]], ON A FIELD ABOUT AS LARGE AS 3 COWS<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL WITH A DIAMETER OF 1000000000000066600000000000001 NANOMETERS, 23 OUNCES LIGHTER THAN A GLASS WINDOW, FLYING OVER A NET HALF A MILLIMETER TALLER THAN [[Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--|ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS;--]], ON A FIELD ABOUT AS LARGE AS 3 COWS}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL WITH A DIAMETER OF 1 PLANCK LENGTH, 230000000 POUNDS LIGHTER THAN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE, FLYING OVER A NET EXACTLY AS TALL AS [[Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--|ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS;--]], ON A FIELD ABOUT AS LARGE AS A MOLE-MOON<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL WITH A DIAMETER OF 1 PLANCK LENGTH, 230000000 POUNDS LIGHTER THAN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE, FLYING OVER A NET EXACTLY AS TALL AS [[Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--|ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS;--]], ON A FIELD ABOUT AS LARGE AS A MOLE-MOON}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A RANDOMLY CHOSEN REFEREE'S FIST, 1874 SHEETS OF A2 PAPER LIGHTER THAN THE ENTIRE PRINTED WORKS OF WIKIPEDIA, FLYING OVER A NET 0.007 CHAINS TALLER THAN [[455|TWO BLACK HATS (HATS INCLUDED)]], ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A RANDOMLY CHOSEN REFEREE'S FIST, 1874 SHEETS OF A2 PAPER LIGHTER THAN THE ENTIRE PRINTED WORKS OF WIKIPEDIA, FLYING OVER A NET 0.007 CHAINS TALLER THAN [[455|TWO BLACK HATS (HATS INCLUDED)]], ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT}}
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==NOVEMBER 9==
 
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{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A NEUTRON STAR (THE DRINK), 75 4942 MUNROE'S HEAVIER THAN THE GAU-8 AVENGER, FLYING OVER A NET 0.007 CHAINS TALLER THAN [[453|TWO BLACK HATS (HATS INCLUDED)]], ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A NEUTRON STAR (THE DRINK), 75 4942 MUNROE'S HEAVIER THAN THE GAU-8 AVENGER, FLYING OVER A NET 0.007 CHAINS TALLER THAN [[453|TWO BLACK HATS (HATS INCLUDED)]], ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A NASA SUPERCOMPUTER, ONE WHALE HEAVIER THAN THE IPHONE 15, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS BERET GUY'S MOTHER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION OLYMPIC POOL}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A NASA SUPERCOMPUTER, ONE WHALE HEAVIER THAN THE IPHONE 15, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS BERET GUY'S MOTHER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION OLYMPIC POOL<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, ONE VACUUM TUBE HEAVIER THAN THE xkcd PHONE 2000, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE SUN'S ROOM TEMPERATURE CORE, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION SALIVA POOL}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, ONE VACUUM TUBE HEAVIER THAN THE xkcd PHONE 2000, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE SUN'S ROOM TEMPERATURE CORE, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION SALIVA POOL<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, AS HEAVY AS A SMALL NEUTRON STAR, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE SUN'S ROOM TEMPERATURE CORE, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION SALIVA POOL  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small>}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, AS HEAVY AS A SMALL NEUTRON STAR, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE SUN'S ROOM TEMPERATURE CORE, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION SALIVA POOL  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small><br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, AS HEAVY AS AN ELECTRO-UNIVERSAL BLACK HOLE, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE KEIRA-SKYSCRAPER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE 4942 MUNROE  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small>}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, AS HEAVY AS AN ELECTRO-UNIVERSAL BLACK HOLE, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE KEIRA-SKYSCRAPER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE 4942 MUNROE  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small><br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL, THE WEIGHT OF A TENNIS BALL, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS A TENNIS BALL, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small>}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL, THE WEIGHT OF A TENNIS BALL, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS A TENNIS BALL, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small><br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
{{incomplete|Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A BALL, THE WEIGHT OF A WEIGHT, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS A NET, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF FIELD  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small>}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A BALL, THE WEIGHT OF A WEIGHT, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS A NET, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF FIELD  <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small><br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
 
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by a <nowiki>BALL WITH A RADIUS OF |X|² (WHERE X = DISTANCE IN FEET) RELATIVE TO THE CENTER OF THE CLOSEST PERSON WEARING A GREEN SHIRT'S EYEBALL, A WEIGHT OF |Y|³ (WHERE Y = DISTANCE IN INCHES) RELATIVE TO THE HEIGHT OF THE NEAREST CHICKEN NUGGET, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS THE {{w|Big Chicken|BIG CHICKEN}}, ON A TABLE WITH A WIDTH OF X² = 8(0.3Y)+3</nowiki> <small>[[2852: Parameterball/Incomplete Archive|(previous matches)]]</small> - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
  
'''This is, of course, just 'editing for the sake of editing'. In leiu of anyone having created the relevent Talk page, I mlam forced to comment here that these are not good faith contributions and diluting the quality of both humour and informativeness in the pursuit of ego. Given the express wish of a certain contributor to be in the 'top 50 all time contributors', I am of course not surprised it has happened on top of all the other micro-edits that they (and another suspiciously similarly-behaving account, who I actually think is the same individual) have been making. Please can we just have less ego and more actual xkcd appreciation? [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.53|172.70.85.53]] 20:16, 9 November 2023 (UTC)'''
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by an EXOTIC SPORTS FAN WAITING FOR A GAME OF PARAMETERBALL<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}
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{{notice|'''This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect:''' Created by am EXOTIC SPORTS FAN THE WEIGHT OF A BOWLING BALL WAITING FOR A GAME OF PARAMETERBALL<br>If you can address this issue, please '''[{{fullurl:{{{target|{{FULLPAGENAME}}}}}|action=edit}} edit the page]!''' Thanks.}}

Latest revision as of 19:00, 26 March 2024

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NOVEMBER 8[edit]

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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a TENNIS BALL HEAVIER THAN A BOWLING BALL FLYING OVER A NET SMALLER THAN AN ANT
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL HEAVIER THAN A BOWLING BALL FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF 15 WASHING MACHINES
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF 3.14 BEACH BALLS, HEAVIER THAN A CUBIC METER OF CONCRETE, FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF 3.14 BEACH BALLS, HEAVIER THAN A CUBIC METER OF CONCRETE, FLYING OVER A NET SHORTER THAN AN ANT, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF NEW JERSEY
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL, ONE OUNCE LIGHTER THAN A WALMART BRAND PUMPKIN PIE THAT'S 10 INCHES IN DIAMETER, FLYING OVER A NET AS HIGH AS A VOLLEYBALL NET, ON A FIELD AS LONG AS TWO WASHING MACHINES
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL WITH A DIAMETER OF 1000000000000066600000000000001 NANOMETERS, 23 OUNCES LIGHTER THAN A GLASS WINDOW, FLYING OVER A NET HALF A MILLIMETER TALLER THAN ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS;--, ON A FIELD ABOUT AS LARGE AS 3 COWS
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL WITH A DIAMETER OF 1 PLANCK LENGTH, 230000000 POUNDS LIGHTER THAN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE, FLYING OVER A NET EXACTLY AS TALL AS ROBERT'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS;--, ON A FIELD ABOUT AS LARGE AS A MOLE-MOON
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A RANDOMLY CHOSEN REFEREE'S FIST, 1874 SHEETS OF A2 PAPER LIGHTER THAN THE ENTIRE PRINTED WORKS OF WIKIPEDIA, FLYING OVER A NET 0.007 CHAINS TALLER THAN TWO BLACK HATS (HATS INCLUDED), ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT
If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks.

NOVEMBER 9[edit]

Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A NEUTRON STAR (THE DRINK), 75 4942 MUNROE'S HEAVIER THAN THE GAU-8 AVENGER, FLYING OVER A NET 0.007 CHAINS TALLER THAN TWO BLACK HATS (HATS INCLUDED), ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT
If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks.
Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A NASA SUPERCOMPUTER, ONE WHALE HEAVIER THAN THE IPHONE 15, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS BERET GUY'S MOTHER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION OLYMPIC POOL
If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks.
Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, ONE VACUUM TUBE HEAVIER THAN THE xkcd PHONE 2000, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE SUN'S ROOM TEMPERATURE CORE, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION SALIVA POOL
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, AS HEAVY AS A SMALL NEUTRON STAR, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE SUN'S ROOM TEMPERATURE CORE, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A REGULATION SALIVA POOL (previous matches)
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A PROTON MOON, AS HEAVY AS AN ELECTRO-UNIVERSAL BLACK HOLE, FLYING OVER A NET HALF AS TALL AS THE KEIRA-SKYSCRAPER, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF THE 4942 MUNROE (previous matches)
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL, THE WEIGHT OF A TENNIS BALL, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS A TENNIS BALL, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL (previous matches)
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL THE SIZE OF A BALL, THE WEIGHT OF A WEIGHT, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS A NET, ON A FIELD THE SIZE OF FIELD (previous matches)
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL WITH A RADIUS OF |X|² (WHERE X = DISTANCE IN FEET) RELATIVE TO THE CENTER OF THE CLOSEST PERSON WEARING A GREEN SHIRT'S EYEBALL, A WEIGHT OF |Y|³ (WHERE Y = DISTANCE IN INCHES) RELATIVE TO THE HEIGHT OF THE NEAREST CHICKEN NUGGET, FLYING OVER A NET AS TALL AS THE {{w|Big Chicken|BIG CHICKEN}}, ON A TABLE WITH A WIDTH OF X² = 8(0.3Y)+3 (previous matches) - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.
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NOVEMBER 10[edit]

Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by a BALL
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by an EXOTIC SPORTS FAN WAITING FOR A GAME OF PARAMETERBALL
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Ambox notice.png This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Created by am EXOTIC SPORTS FAN THE WEIGHT OF A BOWLING BALL WAITING FOR A GAME OF PARAMETERBALL
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