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:[Voices are coming from behind a door with a sign that reads "Debian Linux HQ."] | :[Voices are coming from behind a door with a sign that reads "Debian Linux HQ."] | ||
− | :First voice: Problem: One of the volunteer developers has a date this weekend. Dates lead to romance | + | :First voice: Problem: One of the volunteer developers has a date this weekend. Dates lead to romance, romance leads to orphaned projects. |
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:Second voice: What's the plan? | :Second voice: What's the plan? | ||
:First voice: We're hiring him a relationship coach. He's like Will Smith in "Hitch," but he only gives bad advice. | :First voice: We're hiring him a relationship coach. He's like Will Smith in "Hitch," but he only gives bad advice. | ||
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:[Black Hat is talking to Cueball, who is standing in front of a mirror.] | :[Black Hat is talking to Cueball, who is standing in front of a mirror.] | ||
− | :Black Hat: Okay, remember: The key to conversation is | + | :Black Hat: Okay, remember: The key to conversation is constructive criticism. |
:Black Hat: You need to show you're smart enough to solve her problems. | :Black Hat: You need to show you're smart enough to solve her problems. | ||
:Cueball: Makes sense. | :Cueball: Makes sense. |