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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
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The {{W|Circadian rhythm#Enforced longer or shorter cycles|28-Hour Day}} is a modified sleep schedule proposed to accommodate the discrepancy between the earth's day-night cycle and certain people's preferred sleep schedules. It discards the traditional notion of sleeping at night and replaces it with sleeping when it is more convenient for weekend parties and mid-week insomnia. It is also the only reasonable and consistent alternative day length that will sync with the widely accepted and practiced 168-hour week (168 = 7×24 = 6×28), with the arguable exception of eight 21-hour days. Underneath the weekly timeline, [[Cueball]] describes the schedule's selling points to his friend, who apparently has difficulty sleeping.
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The {{W|Circadian rhythm#Enforced longer cycles|28-Hour Day}} is a modified sleep schedule proposed to accommodate the discrepancy between the earth's day-night cycle and certain people's preferred sleep schedules. It discards the traditional notion of sleeping at night and replaces it with sleeping when it is more convenient for weekend parties and mid-week insomnia. It is also the only reasonable and consistent alternative day length which will sync with the widely accepted and practiced 168-hour week (168 = 7 * 24 = 6 * 28). Underneath the weekly timeline, [[Cueball]] describes the schedule's selling points to his friend, who apparently has difficulty sleeping.
  
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Cueball's friend shows little interest in this idea, and instead he resorts to low-quality "your mom" jokes. Cueball merely bides his time, and in the end successfully trumps the jokes with a response that impugns his friend's sexual stamina, leading him to concede defeat.
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Cueball's friend shows little interest in this idea, and instead resorts to low-quality "your mom" jokes. Cueball merely bides his time, and in the end successfully trumps the jokes with a response that impugns his friend's sexual stamina, leading him to concede defeat.
  
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The title-text uses "{{w|Fine_Print|Small print}}" to mean "Disclaimer" and relieves the idea's creator of any responsibility in the case that it is tried and the tester finds the schedule to be a really bad idea. As he states, if you live by this schedule, chances are you will be driven stark raving mad. Given that Cueball gives his friend with the bad mom jokes this advice, it could be another way to try to punish him for the jokes. Although Randall makes several [[:Category:Your Mom|Your Mom comics]], he has also in some comics shown that he dislikes these kind of jokes, especially when used too much in real life (see [[366: Your Mom]].)
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The title-text uses "{{w|Fine_Print|Small print}}" to mean "Disclaimer" and relieves the idea's creator of any responsibility in the case that it is tried and the tester finds the schedule to be a really bad idea.
  
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:[Above the panels of the main comic, there is a ruler-like time line diagram that shows the hours in a week. It has 6 black sections labeled "bed" in white text, at the top and 7 black sections labeled "night" in white text, at the bottom (the first and last sections are split in two as it goes from the end of the week to the start of the (next) week. So there are 8 night sections, but they only cover 7 times 12 hours). The night sections always go from 6PM to 6AM. But the bed sections are only 8 hours long and they only stay fully over the night sections two times, and two times they are not above the night sections at all. Above the ruler, the bed times are shown. These labels are over the relevant ticks on the ruler. The ruler has small ticks for every two hours, longer ticks at noon, and a line that goes all the way through the ruler dividing each day. The ruler begins on midnight as Sunday starts and ends as Saturday finishes at midnight. Below the ruler each day are labels with the three-letter abbreviations in a much larger font. Here below the rulers, text is transcribed with the day first, then night or bed according to which comes first, and the time interval for bed given after each bed. The first and last night will only be a partial word and only the first time will there be a (ni)ght to start.]
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:[There is a diagram which shows the hours in a week. It has sections labelled "bed" and below has sections labeled "night." They do not line up.]
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:<big>Sun</big>
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:[Two men are talking together.]
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:[Below the ruler are five panels. In the first, two Cueball-like guys are talking together. Cueball is addressing his friend with one hand raised.]
 
 
:Cueball: You have trouble sleeping right?
 
:Cueball: You have trouble sleeping right?
 
:Friend: Only when your mom is over.
 
:Friend: Only when your mom is over.
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:[Cueball is now pointing to a chart.]
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:[Cueball is now standing next to a an easel with a large version of the chart shown above the panels. Cueball is pointing to the chart while his friend is looking at it.]
 
 
:Cueball: Since your work is flexible-
 
:Cueball: Since your work is flexible-
 
:Friend: -Like your mom-
 
:Friend: -Like your mom-
 
:Cueball: -you should try the 28-hour day - 20 awake, 8 asleep (or 19/9 if you prefer).
 
:Cueball: -you should try the 28-hour day - 20 awake, 8 asleep (or 19/9 if you prefer).
 
:Friend: I prefer your mom.
 
:Friend: I prefer your mom.
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:[Cueball moves forward toward his friend, with the chart behind him. He holds both hands, held together, up in front of him. The easel with the chart can now be seen to have three legs, as opposed to only two shown in the previous panel.]
 
 
:Cueball: It synchs up with the week - you spend weekdays awake normally, then on weekends you can go out all night.
 
:Cueball: It synchs up with the week - you spend weekdays awake normally, then on weekends you can go out all night.
 
:Friend: Just like your mom.
 
:Friend: Just like your mom.
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:[In a frameless panel, only Cueball is shown from the torso up. He gestures with both arms raised on each side of him.]
 
 
:Cueball: It means four extra hours daily. You can stay up until you're exhausted every day and then spend a full 9 hours asleep each night!
 
:Cueball: It means four extra hours daily. You can stay up until you're exhausted every day and then spend a full 9 hours asleep each night!
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:[Back to both again, but without the chart. Cueball leans toward his friend as his friend lifts a hand to his chin.]
 
 
:Friend: But how much time can I spend doing your mom?
 
:Friend: But how much time can I spend doing your mom?
 
:Cueball: You? I'm guessing three or four minutes, tops.
 
:Cueball: You? I'm guessing three or four minutes, tops.
 
:Friend: ...Well played.
 
:Friend: ...Well played.
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==Trivia==
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*When the Rover {{w|Curiosity (rover)|Curiosity}} successfully did land on Mars in August 2012 the people operating that rover did switch over to a {{w|Martian day}} which is approx. 24 hours and 40 minutes. After a few days their sleep period was on daytime at their home.
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
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[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
 
 
[[Category:Your Mom]]
 
[[Category:Your Mom]]
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[[Category:Sex]]
 
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[[Category:Time]]
 
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[[Category:Timelines]]
 
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[[Category:Charts]]
 

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