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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
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This comic refers to a common experience in which attempts to improve or change something can get you into even worse trouble, and where just getting back to the state at which you started becomes an arduous or even impossible task. Here, this idea is taken to a ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme level, where the attempt to install an operating system snowballs into ever more complicated problems, resulting in Cueball and Megan somehow literally getting themselves in deep water.
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{{incomplete|It's not just a comment on BSD, it only uses BSD to illustrate how standards can quickly slip.}}
  
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The OS they are trying to install is {{w|OpenBSD}}, an {{w|open source}} {{w|Unix}} {{w|operating system}} that, like some other Unix variants, is notoriously difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.
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This comic is a comment on the difficulty of installing {{w|OpenBSD}}, which is taken to ridiculously (and amusingly) extreme levels, where Cueball and Megan somehow ''literally'' end up in deep water over the installation. OpenBSD is an {{w|open source}} {{w|Unix}} {{w|operating system}} which, like some other Unix variants, is often regarded as difficult to install and configure correctly, especially on home desktops with less common hardware profiles, and especially compared with the more popular Windows operating system.
  
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The title text is a reference to OpenBSD's premium on security. For a time, their slogan was "Five years without a remote [security] hole in the default install!" This was eventually changed to "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!" That their only standing security issue would be shark attacks is effectively an acknowledgement that any attempts to install the OS will only lead to getting stranded in the middle of the ocean.
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It segues into this joke using the framework of a project that's fallen victim to poor preparedness, time management, and care. Managers of such projects have a tendency to cut corners and eliminate requirements formerly thought to be essential, just to ship the project and be able to report it as a success.
  
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This comic was referenced later in [[1350: Lorenz]]. Trying to install BSD was also referenced in [[518: Flow Charts]]. The last panel in [[1912: Thermostat]] may explain how this comic ended. Later, another possible reason to ending up in the ocean was given in [[2083: Laptop Issues]].
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The title text is a reference to OpenBSD's premium on security. For a time, their slogan was ""Five years without a remote [security] hole in the default install!"; this was eventually changed to "Only two remote holes in the default install, in a heck of a long time!".
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This comic follows a similar storyline to [[530: I'm An Idiot]] and [[1518: Typical Morning Routine]], as Cueball and [[Hairy]] encounter an issue and attempt proceedingly more absurd solutions to the issue.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
  
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:[Four full-width panels arranged vertically, each with a label for number of hours elapsed, with a title above the stack of panels.]
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:0 hours
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::[Megan looking at man working on the computer.]
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:Title: As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
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::Cueball: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
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:[Megan is standing behind Cueball, watching him as he sits at a desk working on a desktop computer on the desk.]
 
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:Label: 0 hours
 
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:Cueball: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
 
  
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:[Cueball is on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.  Megan is not shown in the panel, but may be off-panel unless Cueball is talking to himself.]
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:6 hours
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:Label: 6 hours
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::[Cueball on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.]
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:Cueball: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
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::Cueball: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
  
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:[Cueball is standing in front of the computer, which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.  Megan is still not shown in the panel, but may be off-panel again.]
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:10 hours
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:Label: 10 hours
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::[Cueball standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.]
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:Cueball: Well, the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
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::Cueball: Well the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
  
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:[Cueball and Megan are swimming in the sea; an island and a beach can be seen in the distance.]
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:24 hours
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:Label: 24 hours
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::[Cueball and Megan swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.]
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:Cueball: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
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::Cueball: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
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:Megan: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
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::Megan: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
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[[Category:Computers]]
 
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[[Category:Sharks]]
 
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[[Category:BSD]]
 
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[[Category:Cueball Computer Problems]]
 

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