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Much later in [[1846: Drone Problems]] Megan has created a device to shoot down drones, so this is her go to solution for annoying things...
 
Much later in [[1846: Drone Problems]] Megan has created a device to shoot down drones, so this is her go to solution for annoying things...
 
To give some scale for Megan’s kilowatt laser: in {{what if|13|Laser Pointer}}, [[Randall]] remarks that a 1-watt laser (so, 1000 times less powerful) <q cite="https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/">is an extremely dangerous thing … capable of burning skin and setting things on fire</q>, and implies that it should not be legal for consumer purchase in the US. The limits for a 'safe' laser (one that can be used without goggles, so laser pointers for example) is a 5mW laser (0.005W). A “kilowatt laser” – it’s unclear if this is exactly a 1kW laser or merely around that range – is a {{w|laser weapon}}: for instance, Lockheed Martin’s {{w|Area Defense Anti-Munitions}} system uses a 10kW laser, at most only ten times as powerful as Megan’s laser.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:Megan: Mm.
 
:Megan: Mm.
 
:Cueball: The range should be over 150 meters.
 
:Cueball: The range should be over 150 meters.
 
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:Megan: Look - I'm sure it's a cool project.
:[Megan leans back on her chair.]
 
:Megan: Look,
 
:Megan: I'm sure it's a cool project.
 
 
 
 
:[Picture of a trebuchet, with some spare parts to its right.]
 
:[Picture of a trebuchet, with some spare parts to its right.]
:Megan: But eventually you'll need to outgrow these toys, and focus your energy on something practical.  
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:Megan: But eventually you'll need to outgrow these toys, and focus your energy on something practical. This mad science is getting out of hand.
:Megan: This mad science is getting out of hand.
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:[The camera zooms out, and we see a pole next to Megan, presumably to hold the auto-targeting laser.]
 
 
:[The camera zooms out, and we see a cross-section of an exterior wall/window from ground to gutter and lower edge of the roof, showing that the characters are inside but the off-frame action is outside.]
 
 
:Cueball: Says the girl who mounted an auto-targeting kilowatt laser on the roof.
 
:Cueball: Says the girl who mounted an auto-targeting kilowatt laser on the roof.
 
:Megan: That's practical! It keeps the squirrels off the feeder!
 
:Megan: That's practical! It keeps the squirrels off the feeder!
 
:[From off-frame.]
 
:[From off-frame.]
:Laser: ''GZZZZZAPP''
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:''GZZZZZAPP''
:Squirrel: ''Squeak!''
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:''Squeak!''
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}

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