Editing 425: Fortune Cookies
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{{w|Fortune cookie}}s are crisp cookies containing a small piece of paper with words of wisdom or a vague prophecy. Even though they were not actually invented in China, they are commonly served as dessert in Chinese restaurants in the United States. | {{w|Fortune cookie}}s are crisp cookies containing a small piece of paper with words of wisdom or a vague prophecy. Even though they were not actually invented in China, they are commonly served as dessert in Chinese restaurants in the United States. | ||
− | There is a {{w|Fortune cookie#In popular culture|common joke}} involving fortune cookies that involves appending "in bed" — the phrase "in bed" being one of many sexual innuendo jokes along with "{{w|Maternal insult|your mom}}, | + | There is a {{w|Fortune cookie#In popular culture|common joke}} involving fortune cookies that involves appending "in bed" — the phrase "in bed" being one of many sexual innuendo jokes along with "{{w|Maternal insult|your mom}}", "that's what she said", and "{{w|said the actress to the bishop}}" — to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages. |
*The ones you love will never let you down in bed | *The ones you love will never let you down in bed | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | :[Megan to the left, Cueball to the right | + | :[Megan to the left, Cueball to the right and a woman with long white hair in the middle is sitting on chairs around a table with lots of small stuff on it. A few small white items are standing up. All three are reading from the piece of paper they each hold up in their hands (Megan only using one hand). Below them there is a caption inside the panel.] |
:Megan: "The ones you love will never let you down." | :Megan: "The ones you love will never let you down." | ||
:Cueball: "Seek nonviolence in everything you do." | :Cueball: "Seek nonviolence in everything you do." | ||
− | : | + | :Woman with white hair: "Your self-confidence is well-placed." |
:Instead of "In bed", I've found that fortune cookies are often more improved by appending "''Except'' in bed". | :Instead of "In bed", I've found that fortune cookies are often more improved by appending "''Except'' in bed". | ||
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | ||
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[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] | ||
[[Category:Food]] | [[Category:Food]] |