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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
Optimistic [[Beret Guy]] can never take life seriously. He loves to play with everything, and nothing is more exciting than {{w|Staple gun|a tool}} that sticks things together with an impressive ''kaCHUNK'' sound when he pulls the trigger, even on things that (definitely) shouldn't be stapled.
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No apparent literary or scientific references, this is just a comic sketch.
  
Installing {{w|Debian}} is a pun on the installation of software, and the installation of real life things by attaching them to things. 
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Optimistic [[Beret Guy]] can never take life seriously. He loves to play with everything, and nothing is more exciting than a tool that sticks things together with an impressive "kaChunk" sound when he pulls the trigger, even on things that shouldn't be stapled.
 
 
This comic may reference an engineering truism describing a similar scenario: "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." The truism's actual meaning refers to the scenario where when a novice has only learned to use one tool (such as one programming language), they may attempt to solve all problems using only that tool, which may end badly. This saying is referred to explicitly in [[801: Golden Hammer]].
 
 
 
From just reading the comic by itself, one may presume that in the last panel, [[Cueball]] has been stapled to the ceiling (as obvious evidence to [[Megan]] that Beret Guy has indeed been abusing her staple gun). According to the comic's [http://xkcd.com/478/info.0.json official transcript], however, it is in fact God who is speaking. Due to Beret Guy's [[:Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy|strange powers]], it is rather likely that God has been stapled as well -- perhaps to the ceiling.
 
 
 
{{w|Duct tape}}, thanks to its combination of tensile and adhesive strength, is commonly regarded as the ultimate do-it-yourself repair tool. Like a staple gun, it can also be used to stick things together. Although it does make a nice sound when pulling a strip out quickly, it does not make a loud ''kaCHUNK'' sound upon fixing two objects together.
 
 
 
In [[291: Dignified]], Beret Guy hangs upside down and says (in the title text) that he has stapled his hat to his head to make it stay on. That may very well have been the inspiration for this comic.
 
 
 
This was the fourth time the [[Megan#Name|name Megan]] was used in xkcd, the first time being in [[159: Boombox]].
 
  
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The title text refers to duct tape, which, with its combination of tensile and adhesive strength, is commonly regarded as the ultimate do-it-yourself repair tool.
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Beret Guy and Cueball standing.]
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:Beret Guy: I found Megan's staple gun!
:Beret Guy: [holding up a staple gun] I found Megan's staple gun!
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:[He holds up a staple gun.]
:Cueball: [facepalming] Oh no.
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:Cueball: [holding forehead] Oh no.
 
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:Cueball: [outside of the panel,] OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU-
:[Beret Guy kneeling over a laptop on the floor.]
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:Beret Guy: [kneeling at laptop, stapling DVD to laptop.] INSTALLING DEBIAN! ''KA CHUNK''
:Cueball: [from outside panel] Oh God, what are you--
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:Beret Guy: SANDWICHES! ''ka CHUNK ka CHUNK''
:Beret Guy: [stapling a DVD to the laptop] Installing Debian! ''kaCHUNK''
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:Beret Guy: [running with staple gun.] MUST AFFIX EVERYTHING TO EVERYTHING!
 
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:''ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK''
:[Beret Guy standing over a table.]
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:[Megan enters holding tote bag.]
:Beret Guy: [stapling a sandwich together] Sandwiches! ''kaCHUNK kaCHUNK''
 
 
 
:[Beret Guy running with the staple gun.]
 
:Beret Guy: Must affix everything to everything!
 
 
 
:[Unframed panel.]
 
:''kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK''
 
 
 
:[Megan enters, holding a tote bag.]
 
 
:Megan: ...Have you been abusing my staple gun?
 
:Megan: ...Have you been abusing my staple gun?
 
:Beret Guy: No.
 
:Beret Guy: No.
<!-- God is correct, as per official transcript -->
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:God: [outside of scene, as voice from above.] YES!
:God: [as voice from above] YES!
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==Trivia==
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*There is an engineering truism which describes a similar scenario: "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy]]
 
[[Category:Religion]]
 

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