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{{comic
 
{{comic
 
| number    = 596
 
| number    = 596
| date      = June 12, 2009
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| date      = 2009-06-12
 
| title    = Latitude
 
| title    = Latitude
 
| image    = latitude.png
 
| image    = latitude.png
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
[[Black Hat]] shows [[Rob]] (from the chart) a mobile phone application he made to log and find addresses and business names for the locations of his "friends" using data from {{w|Google Latitude}} which was a location-aware feature of Google Maps that allowed a mobile phone user to allow certain people to view their current location. The reason it is worth doing so for him, is that most of those that use Google Latitude, haven't learned the habit to turn it off when engaging in "discreet" activities. And then Black Hat can access their whereabout which he then uses in his app. The second panel shows the screen of Black Hat's smartphone with the logs for his two friends in table form showing activity for [[Megan]] and Rob, the latter log is partially cut off. (Regarding the use of these names see the [[#Trivia|trivia section]]).
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[[Black Hat]] made a mobile phone application to log and find addresses and business names for the locations of his friends using data from {{w|Google Latitude}}. His reason for this is that they use Latitude, but neglect to turn it off when engaging in "discreet" activities.
  
Rob's log is fairly innocuous: home at 12:30 PM, school at 2:00 PM, and riding a {{w|Rapid transit|subway}} (or possibly in a {{w|Subway (restaurant)|Subway restaurant}}) at 3:30 PM. This log shows that he did nothing interesting for Black Hat. There are also several holes in the table compared to the other column. This could either indicate that he stayed this long time those three places, but it could also indicate that Rob has already learned to switch off Latitude when he is not actively using it. This would fit with Black Hat's comment about a narrow window in which people haven't learned this. His friend Rob may already have thought of this himself, or maybe Black Hat has mentioned it to him before getting the idea for the app thus warning him about the problem.
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A table showing activity logs for two of Black Hat's friends: [[Megan]] and Robert (his log is partially cut off)
  
The reason Black Hat states that there only is a ''narrow window of time that people forget to turn Google Latitude off'', is because people like him will make other people, who forget this, miserable. And then everyone will soon learn to turn the feature off making Black Hat's app useless. Megan's log appears to prove Black Hat's point: She was home at 11:00 AM, at a {{w|sex toy}} store at 12:30 PM, home again at 1:30 PM, at another sex toy store at 2:00 PM, home again at 2:30 PM, then at {{w|Fry's Electronics}} at 3:00 PM, and at a {{w|power tool}} store at 3:30 PM, finally home again at 4:00 PM only to be at the hospital burn ward at 4:10 PM. The last entry is the only one where the interval is not half an hour indicating how fast Megan had to get to the hospital after getting home with her new power tools and electronics.
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Robert's log is fairly innocuous: home at 12:30 PM, school at 2:00 PM and <!-- Restaurant or public transport? I think restaurant is more likely -->{{w|Subway (restaurant)|Subway}} at 3:30 PM. This log suggests that "Robert" is actually [[Little Bobby Tables]].
  
This suggests that Megan first tried the sex toy(s) from the first store, found them insufficiently satisfying, purchased additional sex toys from another store, was still unsatisfied, and then purchased some electronic devices and power tools (either to improve the performance of her sex toys or to apply directly for additional stimulation). The results were apparently more painful than pleasurable, necessitating a quick visit to the hospital burn ward. Overall, Megan has had an at first unsatisfying day and then finally a rather bad day, considering where the burn is most likely to be... She would almost certainly not be pleased to learn that Black Hat has been tracking her whereabouts and sharing this with their mutual friend Rob.
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Megan's log appears to prove Black Hat's point: home at 11:00 AM, a sex toy store at 12:30 PM, home at 1:30 PM, another sex toy store at 2:00 PM, home at 2:30 PM, {{w|Fry's Electronics}} at 3:00 PM, a power tool store at 3:30 PM and a hospital burn ward at 4:10 PM. This suggests that Megan wast trying to please herself with sex toys from two diffent stores, then with power tools, causing burns in a "delicate" area.
  
The title text shows that [[Randall]] liked the T-Mobile G1, also known as the {{w|HTC Dream}}, especially with the upgrade to {{w|Android Cupcake}}, more than he previously thought because it allows for more capabilities and the interface is clean and easy-to-use when compared to other "smartphones" of that time period (because the G1 was the first phone to introduce the {{w|Android (operating system)|Android operating system}}) and it allows for special Google networking, allowing for apps like Maps to run better (making it easier to run apps like Latitude). From what able to be gathered in the comic, it is [[Black Hat]] who says this, because he is the one who uses the app and shows it off. He would be the most likely one to benefit from this kind of phone running this kind of OS/app.
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The title text shows that [[Randall]] was liked the T-Mobile G1 (also known as the {{w|HTC Dream}}) more than he previously thought.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Black Hat is holding a phone up to Cueball.]
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:[The Black Hat Guy is holding a phone up to someone.]
:Black Hat: We're in a narrow window in which people are using Google Latitude, but haven't learned the habit of turning it off when they're doing something discreetly.
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:Black Hat Guy: We're in a narrow window in which people are using Google Latitude, but haven't learned the habit of turning it off when they're doing something discreetly.
:Black Hat: I wrote an app to log friends' locations and work out addresses and business names.
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:Black Hat Guy: I wrote an app to log friends' locations and work out addresses and business names.
 
   
 
   
:[A timetable is visible. The first column gives the time and splits the day in the half hour intervals starting at 11:00 AM, except for the last entry at 4:10 PM, where the time only jumps 10 minutes. The next two columns represents two persons activities during this time period. In the second column the last letter shown in the comic is partly cut off more or less. This last partly shown letter is written in the transcript, but no guess is made here. See the explanation. Above the table, over the two names, there is a caption:]
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:[A timetable is visible. Each column represents a different person.]
:::::<big>Locations</big>
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:[First column: Megan.]
:{| class="wikitable"
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:11:00AM Home
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:12:30PM Eastview Adult Toy Store
|Time ||Megan ||Robert
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:1:30PM Home
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:2:00PM Laketown Sex Toy Shop
|11:00 AM || Home ||
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:2:30PM Home
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:3:00PM Fry's Electronics
|12:30 PM || Eastview Adult<br>Toy Store || Home
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:3:30PM Ed's Power Tool Emporium
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:4:00PM Home
|1:30 PM || Home ||
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:4:10PM Hospital Burn Ward
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|2:00 PM || Laketown Sex<br>Toy Shop || School
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:[Second column: Rober - the rest of the name is cut off, as well as the end nof each entry.]
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:12:30PM Home
|2:30 PM ||Home ||
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:2:00PM Schoo
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:3:30PM Subwa
|3:00 PM || Fry's Electronics ||
 
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|3:30 PM || Ed's Power<br>Tool Emporium || Subway
 
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|4:00 PM || Home ||
 
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|4:10 PM || Hospital<br>Burn Ward ||
 
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==Trivia==
 
This is one of the handful of times that [[Megan#Name|Megan's name]] has been explicitly mentioned, the first time being in [[159: Boombox]].
 
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
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[[Category:Comics featuring Little Bobby Tables]]
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