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==Situations==
 
==Situations==
Hairy begins to think of several situations to prepares for, as expanded below (''with non-comic explanations inserted'')
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Hairy begins to think of several situations to prepares for.
  
 
===First step===
 
===First step===
 
In the first panel there are four situations:
 
In the first panel there are four situations:
<ol>
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#Medical emergency  
<li>Medical emergency  
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##This is the situation he continues with in the second step.
*''This is the situation he continues with in the second step.''</li>
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#Dancing
<li>Dancing
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##He probably doesn't think he is good enough at dancing, or simply doesn’t like it.
*''He probably doesn't think he is good enough at dancing, or simply doesn’t like it.''
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##It could also be because he is uncertain what she expects, of if she wishes to dance with him at all.
*''It could also be because he is uncertain what she expects, of if she wishes to dance with him at all.''</li>
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#Food too expensive  
<li>Food too expensive  
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##It probably means that he is expected to pay (at least for himself, but probably also for his date)
*''It probably means that he is expected to pay (at least for himself, but probably also for his date)''
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##This is a simple problem, if he does his search first. He just has to choose a restaurant he can afford.
*''This is a simple problem, if he does his search first. He just has to choose a restaurant he can afford.''</li>
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#Bee eating contest (?)
<li>Bee eating contest (?)
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##This situation is cut off, so it is hard to be certain what it says.  
*''This situation is cut off, so it is hard to be certain what it says.
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##The above is the best guess so far, though “Bee dating contest” is a reasonable second.
*''The above is the best guess so far, though “Bee dating contest” is a reasonable second.''
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##It could be a joke on {{w|Spelling bee}} contests and "normal" {{w|Competitive eating|eating contest}}.
*''It could be a joke on {{w|Spelling bee}} contests and "normal" {{w|Competitive eating|eating contest}}.''</li>
 
</ol>
 
  
 
===Second step===
 
===Second step===
 
In the second panel there are also four situations continuing the first option from the first panel:
 
In the second panel there are also four situations continuing the first option from the first panel:
<ol>
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#Medical emergency  
<li>Medical emergency<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
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##Snakebite
  <li>Snakebite
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###This is the situation he continues with in the third step.
*''This is the situation he continues with in the third step.''</li>
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##{{w|Lightning strike}}
  <li>{{w|Lightning strike}}
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###Very unlikely event to happen on any given date.
*''Very unlikely event to happen on any given date.''</li>
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##Fall from chair  
  <li>Fall from chair  
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###This could happen, especially if he is clumsy when holding the chair for her...
*''This could happen, especially if he is clumsy when holding the chair for her...''</li>
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##Tracheal bowling (?)
  <li>Tracheal bowling (?)
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###This situation is cut off very much. The above is just a good guess.
*''This situation is cut off very much. The above is just a good guess.''</li></ol>
 
  
 
===Third step===
 
===Third step===
In the third panel there are four types of snakes with questions marks as to whether they are dangerous. This is a further continuation of the first option from the second panel:
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In the third panel there are four types of snakes with questions marks as to whether they are dangerous. This is a continuation of the first option from the second panel:
<ol>
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#Medical emergency  
<li>Medical emergency<ol style="list-style-type:upper-alpha">
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##Snakebite
  <li>Snakebite<ol style="list-style-type:lower-alpha">
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###Corn snake
  <li>Corn snake</li>
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###Garter snake
  <li>Garter snake</li>
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###Copperhead
  <li>Copperhead</li>
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###Coral snake (?)
  <li>Coral snake (?)
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####This situation is cut off very much. The above is just a good guess.
*''This situation is cut off very much. The above is just a good guess.''</li></li></li></ol></ol></ol>
 
  
 
This third step takes him to his computer in the fourth panel where he does lots of research on [[#Snake venom|snake venom]].
 
This third step takes him to his computer in the fourth panel where he does lots of research on [[#Snake venom|snake venom]].

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