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[[Megan]] and [[Cueball]] are sitting quietly, engaged in their own solo pursuits.  Without any preamble, Megan answers a question that has not been asked, pointing out to Cueball that he would not be able to obtain milk from her breasts right now, as she is not {{w|lactation|lactating}}.  Cueball is flabbergasted that she seems to have read his mind, as this was exactly what he was wondering.
 
[[Megan]] and [[Cueball]] are sitting quietly, engaged in their own solo pursuits.  Without any preamble, Megan answers a question that has not been asked, pointing out to Cueball that he would not be able to obtain milk from her breasts right now, as she is not {{w|lactation|lactating}}.  Cueball is flabbergasted that she seems to have read his mind, as this was exactly what he was wondering.
  
Megan, like any healthy adult female {{w|mammal}}, is capable of producing milk from her {{w|mammary glands}}. She does not need to be pregnant in order to lactate; some women are able to lactate before getting pregnant, but being pregnant will increase the chances of her being able to lactate.
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This comic is a comment on the fascination and sheer lack of knowledge that men have about women's bodies in general, and their breasts in particular.
  
The title text indicates that this is not proof of Megan's psychic powers, as Cueball seems quite obsessed with this particular topic, although, if you interpret it as a response to Cueball's thoughts in the last panel it could remain ambiguous.
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Megan, like any other adult female {{w|mammal}}, is capable of producing milk from her mammary glands.  However, this facility is not always available; Megan would have to get pregnant and give birth to trigger the bodily changes that result in lactation. This is unless she can perform lactation without pregnancy.
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In the third panel, Megan's legs are not seen, probably tucked under the armchair to feel more secure.
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The title text indicates that this is not proof of Megan's psychic powers, as Cueball seems quite obsessed with this particular topic.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:Megan: The fact that I have breasts doesn't mean you could milk me now. I'd have to be lactating.
 
:Megan: The fact that I have breasts doesn't mean you could milk me now. I'd have to be lactating.
 
:[A beat passes.]
 
:[A beat passes.]
: [In the third panel, Megan's legs are not seen, probably tucked under the armchair to feel more secure.]
 
 
:Cueball (thinking): Oh my god she's psychic.
 
:Cueball (thinking): Oh my god she's psychic.
 
==Trivia==
 
*Someone being mistakenly considered a psychic, while their statement is only by chance was already the punchline of [[628: Psychic]], 1.5 years earlier.
 
*Making random statements and surprising people in case they are true is also the setup in [[525: I Know You're Listening]] and [[2203: Prescience]]
 
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
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[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
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