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| titletext = Complaints should be directed to the xkcd writing staff. | | titletext = Complaints should be directed to the xkcd writing staff. | ||
| − | | before = | + | | before = Now that xkcd is carried by United Features Syndicate, there are going to be a few changes to the comic. Obviously, with the rights signed over, it will no longer be published under Creative Commons, and all previous strips will be retroactively un-CC'd and relicensed under UFS terms. All online content will be protected via proprietary DRM. I also recieved a letter outlining topics and content that would be off-limits in the new xkcd. Prohibited content includes: |
- Cultural references that would be lost on the average newspaper reader | - Cultural references that would be lost on the average newspaper reader | ||
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- Licking of nipples atop a moving train | - Licking of nipples atop a moving train | ||
| − | The internet is the past. Newspapers are the future! See you in the funny papers. | + | The internet is the past. Newspapers are the future! See you in the funny papers. |
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
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This is a non-numbered [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]], and is the first April fools' joke performed on xkcd. This comic is formatted similarly to other posts such as [[Blue Eyes]]. The post describes xkcd becoming syndicated into a newspaper, changing from a webcomic. Newspapers are notorious for censorship of content, and [[Randall]] describes all the changes that would be required of the comic, the humor coming from their progressive absurdity. | This is a non-numbered [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]], and is the first April fools' joke performed on xkcd. This comic is formatted similarly to other posts such as [[Blue Eyes]]. The post describes xkcd becoming syndicated into a newspaper, changing from a webcomic. Newspapers are notorious for censorship of content, and [[Randall]] describes all the changes that would be required of the comic, the humor coming from their progressive absurdity. | ||
| − | Randall then offers a "free preview" of the new syndicated version of | + | Randall then offers a "free preview" of the new syndicated version of XKCD. This is a parody of newspaper comics such as ''Garfield'', which tend to use relatively weak jokes in order to appeal to a broad audience. Notably: |
| − | *The joke being told, "Why did the computer cross the road?", is based on one of the most well-known jokes in existence. Those who know the joke have probably heard variations of it dozens of times, and will not find another one to be very humorous. | + | *The joke being told, "Why did the computer cross the road?", is based on one of the most well-known jokes in existence. Those who know the joke have probably heard variations of it dozens of times, and will not find another one to be very humorous. |
*The punchline of the "joke" is that computers are complicated. This relates to the general cultural stereotype (in the US) that [[1050: Forgot Algebra|math is hard]], and by extension anything related to math is hard. | *The punchline of the "joke" is that computers are complicated. This relates to the general cultural stereotype (in the US) that [[1050: Forgot Algebra|math is hard]], and by extension anything related to math is hard. | ||
*The punchline is followed by an extensive editor's note explaining the meaning of the acronym "{{w|LOL}}." Although that acronym could be considered the most niche terminology in the comic, it is still one of the most well-known texting abbreviations. | *The punchline is followed by an extensive editor's note explaining the meaning of the acronym "{{w|LOL}}." Although that acronym could be considered the most niche terminology in the comic, it is still one of the most well-known texting abbreviations. | ||
*Furthermore, the editor's note clarifies that LOL is meant to be an indicator to the audience that they should find something funny. The fact that humor has to be pointed out to the comic reader shows just how weak it is. | *Furthermore, the editor's note clarifies that LOL is meant to be an indicator to the audience that they should find something funny. The fact that humor has to be pointed out to the comic reader shows just how weak it is. | ||
| − | *The layout of the comic is a clear reference to ''Garfield'', including the usage of three identically sized panels (in the same aspect ratio as ''Garfield''), the use of borders around the outer panels but not the one in the middle, the fact that the characters [https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/11/11 don't change poses] between panels, and the floor taking up about 15% of the bottom of each panel. See [ | + | *The layout of the comic is a clear reference to ''Garfield'', including the usage of three identically sized panels (in the same aspect ratio as ''Garfield''), the use of borders around the outer panels but not the one in the middle, the fact that the characters [https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/11/11 don't change poses] between panels, and the floor taking up about 15% of the bottom of each panel. See [https://d1ejxu6vysztl5.cloudfront.net/comics/garfield/2020/2020-04-30.gif here] for an example. |
In addition, the strip image is noticeably grainy, as if it were a photograph of a newspaper. | In addition, the strip image is noticeably grainy, as if it were a photograph of a newspaper. | ||
| − | ===List of | + | ===List of Changes supposedly imposed on Randall=== |
| − | ; Cultural | + | ; Cultural References that would be lost on the average newspaper reader |
:xkcd is known for its niche cultural references, one of the main reasons this wiki exists. | :xkcd is known for its niche cultural references, one of the main reasons this wiki exists. | ||
; Mathematics above the high-school level | ; Mathematics above the high-school level | ||
| − | :Another trademark of xkcd is its use of mathematics for humor. More complex mathematics tends to | + | :Another trademark of xkcd is its use of mathematics for humor. More complex mathematics tends to lend itself less well to comedy. |
; Obscure scientific subjects | ; Obscure scientific subjects | ||
:Again, this is a common feature of xkcd comics, which turns off many would-be readers for its exclusivity, making xkcd difficult to syndicate. | :Again, this is a common feature of xkcd comics, which turns off many would-be readers for its exclusivity, making xkcd difficult to syndicate. | ||
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:xkcd's abstract art style means that it can get away with sexual content without seeming profane, and takes advantage of this often. | :xkcd's abstract art style means that it can get away with sexual content without seeming profane, and takes advantage of this often. | ||
; Objectionable words such as {{w|fuck}}, {{w|shit}}, {{w|cunt}}, {{w|ass}}, {{w|tits}}, {{w|cock}}, {{w|scrotum}}, {{w|bitch}}, {{w|Belgium}}, {{w|pussy}}, or {{w|twat}} | ; Objectionable words such as {{w|fuck}}, {{w|shit}}, {{w|cunt}}, {{w|ass}}, {{w|tits}}, {{w|cock}}, {{w|scrotum}}, {{w|bitch}}, {{w|Belgium}}, {{w|pussy}}, or {{w|twat}} | ||
| − | :Newspaper comics tend to have very "clean" humor, which xkcd's usual writing style is ill suited for. Belgium is the rudest word in the universe according to | + | :Newspaper comics tend to have very "clean" humor, which xkcd's usual writing style is ill suited for. Belgium is the rudest word in the universe according to {{w|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy}}. |
; {{w|Same Sex relationships}} | ; {{w|Same Sex relationships}} | ||
:Newspapers are more often read by older people, so same-sex relationships are often absent to avoid conservative backlash. | :Newspapers are more often read by older people, so same-sex relationships are often absent to avoid conservative backlash. | ||
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:At this point, the list items begin to become more absurd, tipping more credulous readers off to the joke. | :At this point, the list items begin to become more absurd, tipping more credulous readers off to the joke. | ||
; {{w|Bacon}} Based Currencies | ; {{w|Bacon}} Based Currencies | ||
| − | : {{w|Bacon}} was a significant meme around this time, especially on Reddit, where | + | : {{w|Bacon}} was a significant meme around this time, especially on Reddit, where XKCD comics were very popular. |
; Erotic use of {{w|Flywheels}} | ; Erotic use of {{w|Flywheels}} | ||
:While it is hard to see how one could use Flywheels erotically, {{w|Rule 34 (Internet meme)|there have been attempts}}. | :While it is hard to see how one could use Flywheels erotically, {{w|Rule 34 (Internet meme)|there have been attempts}}. | ||
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:Mount Rushmore National Memorial is a sculpture carved into Mount Rushmore features the 60-foot (18 m) heads of Presidents George Washington (1732–1799), Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826), Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919), and Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865), as for the sexualization of the mountain, See ''Erotic use of Flywheels.'' | :Mount Rushmore National Memorial is a sculpture carved into Mount Rushmore features the 60-foot (18 m) heads of Presidents George Washington (1732–1799), Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826), Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919), and Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865), as for the sexualization of the mountain, See ''Erotic use of Flywheels.'' | ||
; Staplers as {{w|Melee weapon|mélée weapons}} | ; Staplers as {{w|Melee weapon|mélée weapons}} | ||
| − | :By folding a stapler open and compressing its upper half, a stapler can be used as a very ineffective{{Citation needed}} imitation of a hand gun. Hand guns are ranged weapons, and therefore not mélée weapons. Staplers could however be used as a short range mélée weapon that would leave a staple in the | + | :By folding a stapler open and compressing its upper half, a stapler can be used as a very ineffective{{Citation needed}} imitation of a hand gun. Hand guns are ranged weapons, and therefore not mélée weapons. Staplers could however be used as a short range mélée weapon that would leave a staple in the oponent upon impact. |
; Road trip buddy comedies starring {{w|Tank Girl}} and {{w|William Howard Taft}} | ; Road trip buddy comedies starring {{w|Tank Girl}} and {{w|William Howard Taft}} | ||
: This is simply a bit of surrealism on Randall's part; Tank Girl (the subject of a comic book and 80s cult sci-fi movie) and William Howard Taft (the president that everyone knows as "The one that was so fat he got stuck in the tub) would have very little reason to go on a road trip together. | : This is simply a bit of surrealism on Randall's part; Tank Girl (the subject of a comic book and 80s cult sci-fi movie) and William Howard Taft (the president that everyone knows as "The one that was so fat he got stuck in the tub) would have very little reason to go on a road trip together. | ||
; {{w|Eric S. Raymond}} performing in {{w|Cirque du Soleil}} | ; {{w|Eric S. Raymond}} performing in {{w|Cirque du Soleil}} | ||
| − | : More surrealism. Eric S. Raymond (more commonly known by his login name esr) is a controversial figure in the tech scene; he's most well known for maintaining (poorly, in some people's opinion) the legendary Jargon File, and for writing The Cathedral and the Bazaar, which some consider one of the seminal manifestos of the modern Open Source/Free Software movement. He would have very little time or energy to spend performing French-Canadian contortion-based performance art. | + | : More surrealism. Eric S. Raymond (more commonly known by his login name esr) is a controversial figure in the tech scene; he's most well known for maintaining (poorly, in some people's opinion) the legendary Jargon File, and for writing The Cathedral and the Bazaar, which some consider one of the seminal manifestos of the modern Open Source/Free Software movement. He would have very little time or energy to spend performing French-Canadian contortion-based performance art. |
; Hats with buckles | ; Hats with buckles | ||
| − | : | + | : There is no visible explanation for this; but this is xkcd, so must there be one? |
; Licking of nipples atop a moving train | ; Licking of nipples atop a moving train | ||
: Refer to #4. | : Refer to #4. | ||
