Talk:2868: Label the States

I have not counted the states, but I deeply hope reaching the 64-state count involves splitting Michigan's mitten and peninsula in separate states. 108.162.241.130 16:02, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

I have now counted them. Sadly, with a Unified Michigan, there are 64 states, plus DC, plus those 3 enclave-looking bits in California, Utah and Florida that have the darker outlines. 172.69.214.73 16:09, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Those "enclave" parts are large bodies of water that actually exist. MAP (talk) 16:14, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

I am not at all sure that the areas in California, Utah, and Florida are intended to be additional states. They look like Okeechobee (Lake in Florida), Salt Lake (Utah) and the Salton Sea (California), approximately. There does seem to be an additional band of states starting between Oregon and California though- as a supporter of the Great State of Jefferson, I appove!Seebert (talk) 16:17, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

They didn't really seem to be; they do have the coastline outlines, instead of the lighter state boundaries. The 64-count did work out without these lakes (though a part of me wishes one of them had been one, because it would have been funny to imply a state formed fully landlocked inside another, and even funnier if that state is just an entire body of water) 108.162.242.38 16:26, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Should have been Salt Lake, if any of them, mostly because its closer to being "salt flats" than a "lake." And also nearly completely valueless as real estate (I've driven through, I forgot to fill my gas tank before leaving the city and in order to reach the nearest gas station I had to drive 10 miles to the next exit in order to turn around, because the tiny village the exit was for didn't have a gas station). Draco18s (talk) 21:25, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

I believe I have identified (but not named) all the new states:

1. South of Oregon
2. South of Idaho
3. South of Wyoming
4. East of Montana
5. East of Wyoming
6. South of the previous new state
7. East of Arizona
8. North of Tennessee
9. North of North Carolina
10. East of New Hampshire

Additionally, the following states have been stretch and/or split:

1. Colorado
2. Nebraska
3. Arkansa
4. Ohio

The distinction between a split state and a new state is purely arbitrary based on what preserves distinctive state corners. 172.69.214.108 16:35, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Personally, would describe the new state as being south of North Carolina. The one to the north better matches the general outline of North Carolina (particularly the Outer Banks and that long, straight northern border). 172.69.247.65 16:58, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

I added locations for the new states in the explanation. If you think my interpretation is wrong, feel free to change it! Trogdor147 (talk) 16:49, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Could this be considered in a "series" with other maps like the mixed up states and left out states ones? 162.158.158.233 17:19, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Not sure if it's relevant but the number of 64 (as a power of 2) doesn't seem completely random. Could be a hint towards states in the computer science sense. You could use 6 bit to represent any number of states up to 64 - and you'd already need 6 bit for the actual number of US states.172.69.22.129 17:40, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

someone with better photoshop skills than me should overlay the normal map and point out the inconsistencies! Mushrooms (talk) 17:51, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Overlaying the maps goes beyond my skills with Paint, but I hope showing the real map and xkcd's one with extra states highlighted is clear enough.--Pere prlpz (talk) 18:08, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Labeled all… INCLUDING Central Dakota, Central Carolina, North Arkansas, West Mexico, Kansorado, Ohindiana, Kentussee, Eyoming, East Hampshire, North Wyoming, West Dakota, South Oregon, Udaho, and Montanyoming. TenGolf MathHacker (talk) 18:53, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

I propose instead that the state north of Colorado be Wyoming, the one to the west become Wyamping, and the one to the north become Wyvolting. 172.71.22.132 19:01, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

My proposal (hope the image is fine):

Mushrooms (talk) 20:00, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

You've labeled Nebraska as a "new" state for some reason, and it looks like it's been added to the actual description. Someone really ought to fix that. 172.71.154.118 08:24, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

I, too, object to Nebraska having been marked as one of the added states (and I don't even live there). Draco18s (talk) 08:44, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

Sorry, european moment. I just took the highlighted map at its word! Mushrooms (talk) 09:23, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

No worries. I even screwed up the copy *I* did because I had to fix the in-color so it didn't look like ass and missed two of the new states (I love that no one can agree on which Wyoming is the right one, though). Draco18s (talk) 21:19, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

Here's my take. [1] N-eh (talk) 20:02, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

Loving the state name proposals. Here's mine. Chasingballoons (talk) 21:16, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

I liked N-eh's names better, except for "Occupied South Oregon and New Worchestershire". Those are truly inspired names.

New Worcestershire Sauce would be loaded with maple syrup as a major flavouring. Nutster (talk) 10:06, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but what you have labelled as Kansbraska is actually just Nebraska. Just south of Nebraska is the new state, which I'd tentatively name Nebrahoma or perhaps Oklaska.

The image with the added states highlighted in the explanation has Nebraska highlighted. The correct state highlighted should be the one above Nebraska. guess who (if you want to | what i have done) 22:35, 15 December 2023 (UTC)

The image history just flips between South Dacota (with notch in NE) and Nebraska (with inward corner in SW), without ever marking the new state between them. One half each of Arkansas and Ohio disappeared too. There will probably be some more iterations with similar edit collisions... :D Anyways, the maps are aesthetically pleasing. Good job! --162.158.87.205 14:32, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

Very proud of everyone here for somehow managing to edit war over which states to highlight and getting it wrong Four Times In A Row IloLisipo (talk) 17:31, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

It's really bothering me that Colorado is currently marked in blue as a new state, when it seems rather obvious by the distorted outlines that "East Utah" (the one entirely West of Texas) is the "new" one... (Also, is no one going to make a Garfield joke about Wyoming being a made-up state?)

ProphetZarquon (talk) 02:06, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Clearly, the state next to New Mexico is Newer Mexico.

Based on historical precedent, should the state south of Oregon and north of California be called Jefferson?

I think currently the real Tennessee and Arkansas are highlighted. It's hard to tell, but given that the new states tend to be aligned, the real Colorado might also be highlighted. This comment is about the fifth version of the highlighted map image. DL Draco Rex (talk) 18:56, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

I agree, & it looks like the only thing delaying the corrections already called for, is that no one has wanted to do the image editing, to update the blue tiles in the explanation.

ProphetZarquon (talk) 22:21, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Any comment on the use of the word "even" in the title text? That phrasing suggests that it's easier to name the states with a blank map. But that obviously makes it harder, not easier. And also, if the map weren't blank there would be no need to name them in the first place. Barmar (talk) 02:37, 18 December 2023 (UTC)