Editing Talk:898: Chain of Command

I highly doubt Obama just has a red button at his desk that launches missiles. Seems like a pretty useless thing to have on your desk. I'd much rather use that space to install a button that opens a trapdoor in your room: it's reusable, cheaper and has a more directly positive effect on your well-being. '''[[User:Davidy22|<u>{{Color|#707|David}}<font color=#070 size=3>y</font></u><font color=#508 size=4>²²</font>]]'''[[User talk:Davidy22|<tt>[talk]</tt>]] 02:04, 17 April 2013 (UTC)

:It is true, here is proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU9lv_WqK6k [[Special:Contributions/184.66.160.91|184.66.160.91]] 03:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

The red button activates a flashing red sign that says "PRESS GREEN BUTTON"... which turns off the flashing red sign. [[Special:Contributions/74.140.141.101|74.140.141.101]] 19:49, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

"incomplete|The Nuclear football should be mentioned, the button doesn't launch all nuclear capabilities."
The explanation seems to be complete for me. I don't see any reason to mention the "Nuclear football": there is no reference to it in the comic and what the real "red button" actually looks like is irrelevant. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.49.209|173.245.49.209]] 12:26, 21 November 2013 (UTC)

In Trump's case the red button summons a can of Coke! [[User:The Cat Lady|-- The Cat Lady]] ([[User talk:The Cat Lady|talk]]) 10:26, 22 August 2021 (UTC)