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| number    = 712
| date      = April 6, 2011
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| date      = March 10, 2010
| title    = Significant
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| title    = Single Ladies
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| titletext = So, uh, we did the green study again and got no link. It was probably a-- "RESEARCH CONFLICTED ON GREEN JELLY BEAN/ACNE LINK; MORE STUDY RECOMMENDED!"
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| titletext = Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would've made one badass Nazgȗl.
 
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
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==Transcript==
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:[ {{w|Sauron}} is in a nightclub, sitting unhappily at a table with a drink. The Beyoncé song "{{w|Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)|Single Ladies}}" is playing. Beret Guy walks up to Sauron.]
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:Beret Guy: Hey Sauron. Why so Glum?
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:Saron: Gil-Galad saw through me and threw me out of Lindon. Galadriel, too. I'll never rule anyone at this rate.
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:[Single Ladies continues playing]
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:Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures - Elves and Men and Dwarves - and all I've got are these stupid Orcs.
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:[Music: 'cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it]
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:Suaron: I mean, I -
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:[Music: If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it]
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:[Sauron still sits at the table but an idea seems to have come to him]
  
==Transcript==
 
:[Person with a pony tail runs up to another person, who subsequently points off-panel where there are presumably scientists.]
 
:Ponytail: Jelly beans cause acne!
 
:Another: Scientists! Investigate!
 
:Scientists: But we&'re playing Minecraft!
 
:Scientists: ... Fine.
 
:[Two scientists.  One has safety goggles, the other has a sheet of notes.]
 
:Goggles: We found no link between jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:[Back to the original two.]
 
:Another: That settles that.
 
:Ponytail: I hear it's only a certain color that causes it.
 
:Another: Scientists!
 
:Scientists:  But Miiiinecraft!
 
:[20 near identical small panels follow, 4 rows 5 columns.]
 
:Goggles: We found no link between purple jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between brown jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between pink jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between blue jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between teal jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between salmon jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between red jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between turquoise jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between magenta jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between yellow jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between grey jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between tan jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between cyan jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found a link between green jelly beans and acne (p &lt; 0.05).
 
:Off-panel: WHOA!
 
:Goggles: We found no link between yellow jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between beige jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between lilac jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between black jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between peach jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:Goggles: We found no link between orange jelly beans and acne (p &gt; 0.05).
 
:[Newspaper front page.]
 
:NEWS Green Jelly Beans Linked To Acne! 95% Confidence
 
:[There is a picture of 3 green jelly beans.]
 
:Only 5% chance of coincidence!
 
:Scientists...
 
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[ Sauron is in a nightclub, sitting unhappily at a table with a drink. The Beyoncé song "Single Ladies" is playing. Beret Guy walks up to Sauron.]
Beret Guy: Hey Sauron. Why so Glum?
Saron: Gil-Galad saw through me and threw me out of Lindon. Galadriel, too. I'll never rule anyone at this rate.
[Single Ladies continues playing]
Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures - Elves and Men and Dwarves - and all I've got are these stupid Orcs.
[Music: 'cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it]
Suaron: I mean, I -
[Music: If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it]
[Sauron still sits at the table but an idea seems to have come to him]