191: Lojban

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zo'o ta jitfa .i .e'o xu do pendo mi
Title text: zo'o ta jitfa .i .e'o xu do pendo mi

[edit] Explanation

Lojban is a constructed language designed to be logical, unambiguous, and culturally neutral — similar to the better known artificial language Esperanto. The authors originally designed it as an experiment, but a few people have picked it up and tried to learn it. However, anyone actually willing to learn Lojban is someone Black Hat would rather avoid. Alternately, only people who speak Lojban, who comprise an admittedly tiny proportion of the general population, could benefit from the logic of the language, making the benefits of Lojban mostly pointless to most people.

Clicking on the original comic brings you to a Lojban translation of the comic.

The title text is also written in Lojban. It translates roughly as: "That was a joke. Really. Wanna be friends with me?". Since Lojban aims to be completely unambiguous, idiomatic structures like sarcasm and humor have associated particles- when a joke is made, it must be explicitly marked as such or else it's incorrect. Most jokes rely on intonation expressing this, but Lojban does not, leading to the strange practice here of specifically pointing out that a joke was made.

A more literal translation gives: "humorously that false. Please is-it-true-that you friend me?"

[edit] Transcript

Cueball: If you learned to speak Lojban, your communication would be completely unambiguous and logical.
Black Hat: Yeah, but it would all be with the kind of people who learn Lojban.
Cueball: da'i ganai do crebi'o la lojban gi le se cusku be do cu mulno pavysmu je logji
Black Hat: .i .ie ku'i cusku fi le prenu klesi poi certu la lojban

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8 -- 16:02, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

- What can we learn from this? - I've learned that unless you share your knowledge with others, the rest of your life will be very lonely and no one will understand you. - E-inspired (talk) 16:11, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

- What can we learn from - That insults have no meaning, after you declaw them with reason. (Thank you Mr. - E-inspired (talk) 16:15, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I did change the transcript to the words from the Lojban picture posted here. What the hell was this former text:

la .kiubal. cusku lu da'i ganai do crebi'o la lojban gi le se cusku be do cu mulno pavysmu je logji li'u
.i la .xekrimapku. cusku lu .i .ie ku'i cusku fi le prenu klesi poi certu la lojban li'u

--Dgbrt (talk) 17:38, 15 October 2013 (UTC)

- That's how a transcript would be written in a Lojban text; {.kiubal.}, for instance, is a Lojbanisation of "cueball", and {lu} and {li'u} are open/close quotation marks. It would have been right if this wiki was in Lojban, but since it's in English, it's debatable. I guess the current version is easier for the readership to read. 13:14, 5 November 2013 (UTC)

I would be happy if you could do an explain on this. I just did check the transcript, and I am not native Lojban ;). So, if there are any important differences, it has to be explained here. --Dgbrt (talk) 20:56, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
This also could mean changing the transcript again, but then it has to be explained.--Dgbrt (talk) 20:58, 5 November 2013 (UTC)
It also was not correct, as .xekrimapku. is not a legal cmene. Maybe "xekrimapuk."? 01:25, 17 March 2016 (UTC)

I would really like to know which of the two alternative interpretations given in the entry text is actually supported by the Lojban translation, though... being a proclaimed unambiguous language and all 18:56, 12 October 2016 (UTC)

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