# 55: Useless

Useless |

Title text: Even the identity matrix doesn't work normally |

## [edit] Explanation

Randall is attempting to apply mathematics to the concept of love to no avail. Specifically, he is attempting his "normal approach" which is a term used in mathematics for the method one typically uses to solve a certain type of problem. However, as love is not a well-defined mathematical entity, his normal approach is useless. Simply put: he's saying he has found no way of describing love using only the tools of mathematics.

From the top, moving left to right, he tries the square root of love, the cosine of love, and the derivative of love with respect to x. He then attempts to left-multiply love by a 2x2 identity matrix, and finally he defines a function of love as a Fourier transform. These are all "normal approaches" to solving certain math problems.

The message of the comic is that for someone who uses math to solve all their problems, defining love is impossible. It also indicates that love is not always a rational phenomenon.

This comic has been made into a t-shirt in the xkcd store, with a Laplace transform in place of the bottom integral.

### [edit] Basic explanations of the functions

*Note: The Wikipedia links will provide far more detailed explanations of the mathematics.*

- The square root of x is the number which, when multiplied by itself, equals x.
- Cosine is a trigonometric function which, when given the measure of an angle in a right triangle as an input, outputs the ratio of the lengths of two sides of that triangle (for cosine it is the non-hypotenuse side adjacent to the angle and the hypotenuse).
- A derivative of a function is the rate of change of that function at a given value of x. It is a primary focus of calculus. A basic example is where "velocity" is the rate of change of displacement at a given time, the derivative of velocity is "acceleration" which is the rate of change of velocity at a given time.
- Identity matrices are matrices which consist of only zeros and ones, with zeros everywhere except along the main diagonal. Multiplying a matrix by the equal-sized identity matrix will result in the same output in the same way that multiplying a non-matrix by 1 does not change the original term. The title text suggests that multiplying love by the identity matrix does not return the same "love" value.
- A Fourier transform converts a function from one (sophisticated) function into an endless continuous series of (more simple) functions, where each next part is bringing the equation closer to the real result. This means that you can stop your calculations after a few iterations and you are very close to the real result, and it also can be used to deconstruct signals.

## [edit] Transcript

- [Different mathematic equations, all with heart on left side, and all equal question mark. Below is a caption.]
- √♥ = ?
- cos ♥ = ?
- d/dx ♥ = ?
_{[10]♥ =?}^{[01]}- F{♥} = 1/√2π ∫
^{∞}_{-∞}f(t)e^{it♥}dt = ? - My normal approach is useless here

## [edit] Trivia

- This was the 52nd and last comic originally posted to LiveJournal.
- The previous was 53: Hobby.

- This comic kept its original title: "Useless"
- It is part of the last six comics on LiveJournal which all had a title without the word "Drawing" in it.
- Five of these had exactly the same title on both sites.
- Only 11 comics have the same title on both sites.
- Apart from the thirteen first comics posted to LiveJournal, there were only three other comics without the word "Drawing" in the title before these last six.

- There was no original Randall quote for this comic.
- This comic was the last of the last 11 comics posted on LiveJournal.
- These 11 comics were posted both on LiveJournal and xkcd after the xkcd site opened on the 1st of January 2006.
- The first six comics were posted on both sites on the same day.
- And then this first happened again with this last comic.

- The version used on the t-shirt and in
*xkcd: volume 0*is slightly different. The derivative is with respect to time (*t*) instead of*x*, and the function at the bottom is a Laplace transform. - This comic was adapted to a wedding cake featured on an installment of "Sunday Sweets", a regular feature on popular blog Cake Wrecks.

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# Discussion

There seems to me to be a philosophical monologue going on here: What is the root of love? What is the angle of love? What is the derivative of love? What is the identity of love?

Unfortunately, I don't know much about the Fourier transform, so I'm at a loss for describing it in layman's terms. Anyone wanna lend a hand?

204.16.25.236 16:59, 13 February 2013 (UTC)MagnusVortex

I believe the last one is:

What is the frequency of love?

-JD 132.3.25.79 18:02, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

For those of you who have used Mathematica, if you replace the heart with "Indeterminate", you'll find yourself in a similar situation: essentially all functions of Indeterminate yield Indeterminate. It can be frustrating. --Quicksilver (talk) 20:11, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

It is clear that the author has yet to study non-linear dynamics as this approach has already been covered in

Strogatz, S. H. (1988) Love affairs and differential equations.Math. Magazine61,35. Strogatz, S. H. (1994) Nonlinear Dynamics and Chaos: With Applications to Physics, Biology, Chemistry and Engineering. (Perseus Books, Reading, Massachusetts)

One is forced to conclude that love is chaotic.

-Boyd 160.5.148.8 07:59, 10 October 2013 (UTC)