Talk:791: Leaving

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RIP, dearly beloved wife who died in a freak accident with a supermarket shelf while trying to buy spray cleaner. Davidy²²[talk] 02:18, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

She is survived by lonely dude staring at cat vomit. Cflare (talk) 20:58, 7 August 2014 (UTC)
While - after getting the bad news - he raced down the flight of stairs, tripping, falling, rolling, and breaking his neck against the wall at the end of the stairs, the cat was cleaning itself. When it heard the impact downstairs it jumped startled, went over into the patch of sun, laid down, and said, "Meow!" It survived them both... (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Just added a description of the title text, but wanteed to make sure that it was satisfactory before removing the incomplete tag. 21:47, 16 March 2018 (UTC)

... Does the blob of vomit have a catface? (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Conversely, this makes me want to start saying really weird things to people before they leave. —Kazvorpal (talk) 21:38, 28 October 2019 (UTC)

"I will never forget the last thing I said to her. Maybe if I hadn't asked for that, she wouldn't have gotten into a fight with a murderer over the last bottle of spray cleaner."