Editing 2257: Unsubscribe Message

{{comic
| number    = 2257
| date      = January 20, 2020
| title     = Unsubscribe Message
| image     = unsubscribe_message.png
| titletext = A mix of the two is even worse: 'Thanks for unsubscribing and helping us pare this list down to reliable supporters.'
}}

==Explanation==
When a website offers a subscription service (e.g., an email newsletter), they will offer the opportunity to '''unsubscribe''' from the service in the event that the subscriber is no longer interested in the service, or discovers that the service is not what they thought it was. As with any online process, subscribing and unsubscribing require messages to inform the viewer that the process has completed as intended. Some sites also request confirmation when unsubscribing, to prevent accidentally unsubscribing due to a mistyped URL or a misclicked link.

This comment explores the different "moods" that unsubscribe messages can carry, taking standard examples and pushing them further than is normally seen. It also pokes fun at the trend for websites to guilt users when they unsubscribe (or try to guilt them out of it before they complete the process), which is widespread among new-age website design and some examples of which can be seen at [https://reddit.com/r/Clickshaming/ /r/Clickshaming/]. The first example appears to be a message in the confirmation phase, while the others are messages that the unsubscription is complete.

The first message is of a "very negative" mood, where the "confirmation" message begs to know why the user dared to unsubscribe to the service, sounding either very angry or alarmingly desperate, as if the service is endangered by the user's unsubscribing. This can be very off-putting and would be very likely to confirm to the user that they made the right choice; hearing such an aggressively needy tone when they leave could make them feel like they escaped something instead, and thus it is given three red X marks and ranked "Very Bad".

The second message is of a more controlled "negative" mood; the "process complete" message tells the viewer that they will be missed with a sad emoticon accompanying it. Although not quite so bad as the forceful clinginess of the "very negative" message, this one can still come across as an attempt to guilt the user into re-subscribing; thus it is rated with one red X and the label "Not Great".

The third message is of a fully "neutral" mood; the "process complete" message is simply a matter-of-fact statement that the user has been successfully unsubscribed from the service. Randall seems to consider this the optimal mood for an unsubscribe message to carry; thus it is rated with a green check mark and the label "Perfect".

The fourth message is of a "positive" mood; the "process complete" message cheerfully proclaims that the attempt to unsubscribe has been completed. This is the most common mood for many services that attempt to avoid emotionless, robotic messages; however, in this particular instance, it can come across as somewhat unnerving, since no service should seem happy to see a user leave. The tone also comes across like a proclamation of the sort you would see in a video game text box, making the action feel like an achievement, which wouldn't make sense for a company to do. This mood is rated with a green check mark, but also with the label "A Little Weird".

The fifth message is "very positive", where the "process complete" message expresses ''relief'' that the user has chosen to unsubscribe from their service, as though their subscription in the first place had been some sort of burden upon the service, and indeed, their leaving is stated to be the best thing to happen to the service. Like the "very negative" message, this response is likely to assure the user never returns, since they have been indirectly insulted and told "good riddance". 

The title text expands on the joke by combining the positive reaction to unsubscribing with a more negative tone, which supports the user's choice to unsubscribe because they were unwanted. This references the {{w|1% rule (Internet culture)|1% rule}}, which states that for users of an online service only approximately 1% will be significantly active.

==Transcript==
:Caption: Choosing the right emotional tone for your unsubscribe message

:[A window labelled "Very Negative"]
:Website: You want to ''unsubscribe?!?!'' How could you do this to us?! We need you!!!
:<span style="color:red">✕✕✕</span>
:<span style="color:red">Very Bad</span>

:[A window labelled "Negative"]
:Website: We're sad to see you go :(
:<span style="color:red">✕</span>
:<span style="color:red">Not Great</span>

:[A window labelled "Neutral"]
:Website: You have been unsubscribed.
:<span style="color:green">✓</span>
:<span style="color:green">Perfect</span>

:[A window labelled "Positive"]
:Website: Success! You have been unsubscribed!!
:<span style="color:green">✓</span>
:<span style="color:green">A little weird</span>

:[A window labelled "Very Positive"]
:Website: You have been unsubscribed. This is the best gift you could have given us. Thank you.
:<span style="color:red">✕✕✕</span>
:<span style="color:red">Very Bad</span>

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