Editing 2661: Age Milestone Privileges

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| number    = 2661
| date      = August 19, 2022
| title     = Age Milestone Privileges
| image     = age_milestone_privileges.png
| titletext = If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.
}}

==Explanation==
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This is a list of "age milestones" in the United States. As usual for Randall, he has added many fictional entries to supplement some real life ones.

25 years is also the threshold for being allowed to run for the United States House of Representatives, but the fact that other countries have different laws and regulations with different age-restrictions makes this comic America-centric. Also, this comic is incorrect; one must be at least 30 years old in order to ''become'' Senator, not ''run'' for Senate. Joe Biden was 29 years old when he was elected to Senate but turned 30 before being sworn in.

Bilbo Baggins Farewell Birthday Party took place on his eleventy-first (111th) birthday.

Obviously, the god-empress does not actually exist because this comic is visible to people under 45 years old.{{citation needed}}

==Transcript==
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<big>Age Milestones</big><br>
and associated privileges

16&nbsp; Drive<br>
17&nbsp; Attend R-rated movies alone<br>
18&nbsp; Vote<br>
21&nbsp; Buy alcohol<br>
25&nbsp; Rent a car<br>
32&nbsp; Run for senate<br>
35&nbsp; Run for president<br>
40&nbsp; Rent a flying car<br>
45&nbsp; Learn about the God-Empress<br>
50&nbsp; Join AARP<br>
52&nbsp; Click to skip captchas<br>
55&nbsp; Vote for God-Empress<br>
62&nbsp; $80 National parks lifetime pass<br>
65&nbsp; Eligible for Medicare<br>
67&nbsp; Collect Social Security<br>
68&nbsp; See "Skip Ads" button on live TV<br>
70&nbsp; Run for God-Empress<br>
75&nbsp; Ride any animal in a national park<br>
80&nbsp; Eligible for MegaCare<br>
85&nbsp; Click to toggle whether any ad is positive or negative about the product<br>
90&nbsp; Click to make any movie R-rated<br>
100&nbsp; Get a letter from the president<br>
102&nbsp; (35+67) Collect a presidential pension<br>
105&nbsp; Get a birthday card from the God-Empress<br>
111&nbsp; Leave your own birthday party early by putting on a magic ring<br>
118&nbsp; Vote 100 times<br>
120&nbsp; Collect the pensions of all elected officials<br>
125&nbsp; Drink alcohol in an R-rated movie while getting a shingles vaccine from the president<br>
128&nbsp; Age rolls over, become a baby again

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