Editing 2837: Odyssey

{{comic
| number    = 2837
| date      = October 4, 2023
| title     = Odyssey
| image     = odyssey_2x.png
| imagesize = 669x251px
| noexpand  = true
| titletext = Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."
}}

==Explanation==
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In this comic [[Cueball]] receives a birthday present from [[Ponytail]]: a translation of the ''Iliad'', by {{w|Emily Wilson (classicist)|Emily Wilson}}. The ''{{w|Iliad}}'' is an {{w|Ancient Greek}} epic poem {{w|Homeric Question|authored by Homer}} about the Trojan War. Wilson published her translation of the ''Iliad'' in September 2023, several weeks before the release of this comic.

Cueball then orders the ''{{w|Odyssey}}'', Wilson's earlier translation of another well known epic poem of ancient Greece. In the story, a Trojan War hero named Odysseus journeys home. Wilson published this translation in 2017, to great acclaim. 

At the start of his journey in the ''Odyssey'', Odysseus and his crew are blown off course, and instead arrive at the island of the Lotus-Eaters. This begins a string of misfortunes and adventures which result in it taking another 10 years before Odysseus would make it home. In the comic, the same initial fate befalls the book delivery, and in expectation of a similarly tortuous journey, it is projected to arrive in 2033, 10 years after Cueball ordered the book. 

Package delays are not uncommon, and tracking websites can often cause more frustration than comfort and enlightenment, thanks to obscure status updates, and repeatedly deferred 'expected' delivery dates. However, anticipated 10-year delays, and status changes due to weather conditions and blissed out islanders are a bit more rare. The implication is that the package carrier was at sea after departing the warehouse and found themself swept onto the island and ate of the lotus flower, causing them to not want to leave and continue the delivery.

The title text refers to a moment in the ''Odyssey'' when Odysseus escapes from the cyclops Polyphemus. Odysseus, when introducing himself to Polyphemus, gives his name as "Nobody". After Odysseus has drugged him with drink and blinded him, the Cyclops cries out that "Nobody is attacking me!" Hearing this, Polyphemus's cyclops neighbors (quite reasonably) misinterpret his words as meaning that nobody is attacking him (and therefore he is not being attacked), believe there is no reason to help and return to their homes, allowing Odysseus and his remaining crew to escape. A frustration that is sometimes experienced by those awaiting packages is that a tracker will update to claim that the item couldn't be delivered because there was no-one available to receive it, despite having waited in for it at the appointed time, presumably because the courier falsely recorded an attempt in order to skip having to make the delivery. In this case, though, the suggestion is that someone named "Nobody" was at the delivery address, and when the package carrier (or automated delivery robot) approached the front door, and was told that "Nobody is home", they decided not to deliver the package, much to Cueball's chagrin.

The frustrations of e-commerce have previously featured in [[281: Online Package Tracking]].

==Transcript==

:[Ponytail, Cueball and Hairy are standing in a room, each wearing a party hat. Ponytail is to the left of Cueball and Hairy. Cueball is in the middle, holding something, presumably a present.]
:Ponytail: Happy birthday!
:Cueball: Oh cool, Emily Wilson's ''Iliad'' translation!

:[Cueball is now alone, sitting at a laptop. He has taken his party hat off and put it onto a book on his desk.]
:Cueball: I never read her ''Odyssey''. I should order that, too.
:[Arising from computer screen:]
::''The Odyssey'' (2017)
::Emily Wilson
::Arrives Friday
:::Order
:[Cueball clicks order]

:[The computer now says the book has left the warehouse and will arrive on Friday by 8pm.]
::<u>Package Tracking</u>
::Order Status:
:::Departed
:::Warehouse
::Expected: Friday by 8pm
:[Cueball clicks refresh]

:[The computer now says the book has been swept by winds to the island of lotus eaters and ''might'' arrive around 2033.]
::<u>Package Tracking</u>
:::Swept by winds
:::to the island of
:::the lotus eaters
::Expected: ?? 2033 ??
:[Cueball clicks refresh]

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