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{{Quote|<nowiki></nowiki>''xkcd: volume 0'' is the first xkcd book! It features selections from the first 600 comics, including various author and fan favorites. It was lovingly assembled from high-resolution original scans of the comics (the mouseover text is discreetly included), and features a lot of doodles, notes, and puzzles in the margins.
|''[[Randall Munroe]]|[https://web.archive.org/web/20100701115034/http://store.xkcd.com/ Source]}}

'''''xkcd: volume 0''''' is a book by [[Randall Munroe]] released on August 24, 2010. It features a collection of comics personally chosen by the artist from the initial 600 entries of the webcomic. These comics were assembled from high-resolution original scans and include the original or, sometimes, a different title text. The book is available to [https://archive.org/details/2009Xkcd read in full on the Internet Archive].

The book is published by {{w|Breadpig}}, a company founded by Randall's friend Alexis, and their portion of the profits will go to build a school in Laos through the charity {{w|Room to Read}}.

==Included comics==
* [[10: Pi Equals]]
* [[242: The Difference]]
* [[249: Chess Photo]]
* [[123: Centrifugal Force]]
* [[214: The Problem with Wikipedia]]
* [[221: Random Number]]
* [[231: Cat Proximity]]
* [[20: Ferret]]
* [[21: Kepler]]
* [[30: Donner]]
* [[37: Hyphen]]
* [[82: Frame]]
* [[44: Love]]
* [[54: Science]]
* [[55: Useless]]
* [[85: Paths]]
* [[105: Parallel Universe]]
* [[108: M.C. Hammer Slide]]
* [[112: Baring My Heart]]
* [[114: Computational Linguists]]
* [[120: Dating Service]]
* [[116: City]]
* [[117: Pong]]
* [[124: Blogofractal]]
* [[128: dPain over dt]]
* [[134: Myspace]]
* [[135: Substitute]]
* [[136: Science Fair]]
* [[137: Dreams]]
* [[138: Pointers]]
* [[149: Sandwich]]
* [[152: Hamster Ball]]
* [[160: Penny Arcade Parody]]
* [[153: Cryptography]]
* [[159: Boombox]]
* [[157: Filler Art]]
* [[161: Accident]]
* [[162: Angular Momentum]]
* [[184: Matrix Transform]]
* [[163: Donald Knuth]]
* [[165: Turn Signals]]
* [[201: Christmas GPS]]
* [[177: Alice and Bob]]
* [[173: Movie Seating]]
* [[179: e to the pi times i]]
* [[191: Lojban]]
* [[210: 90's Flowchart]]
* [[200: Bill Nye]]
* [[182: Nash]]
* [[180: Canada]]
* [[215: Letting Go]]
* [[239: Blagofaire]]
* [[225: Open Source]]
* [[230: Hamiltonian]]
* [[240: Dream Girl]]
* [[247: Factoring the Time]]
* [[248: Hypotheticals]]
* [[253: Highway Engineer Pranks]]
* [[257: Code Talkers]]
* [[258: Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[262: IN UR REALITY]]
* [[276: Fixed Width]]
* [[274: With Apologies to The Who]]
* [[279: Pickup Lines]]
* [[275: Thoughts]]
* [[77: Bored with the Internet]]
* [[150: Grownups]]
* [[167: Nihilism]]
* [[144: Parody Week: A Softer World]]
* [[209: Kayak]]
* [[202: YouTube]]
* [[285: Wikipedian Protester]]
* [[472: House of Pancakes]]
* [[556: Alternative Energy Revolution]]
* [[442: xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel]]
* [[264: Choices: Part 1]]
* [[265: Choices: Part 2]]
* [[266: Choices: Part 3]]
* [[267: Choices: Part 4]]
* [[268: Choices: Part 5]]
* [[282: Organic Fuel]]
* [[280: Librarians]]
* [[320: 28-Hour Day]]
* [[316: Loud Sex]]
* [[284: Tape Measure]]
* [[287: NP-Complete]]
* [[290: Fucking Blue Shells]]
* [[303: Compiling]]
* [[291: Dignified]]
* [[305: Rule 34]]
* [[327: Exploits of a Mom]]
* [[333: Getting Out of Hand]]
* [[323: Ballmer Peak]]
* [[322: Pix Plz]]
* [[325: A-Minus-Minus]]
* [[340: Fight]]
* [[356: Nerd Sniping]]
* [[349: Success]]
* [[366: Your Mom]]
* [[369: Dangers]]
* [[372: To Be Wanted]]
* [[374: Journal]]
* [[377: Journal 2]]
* [[373: The Data So Far]]
* [[376: Bug]]
* [[380: Emoticon]]
* [[387: Advanced Technology]]
* [[386: Duty Calls]]
* [[412: Startled]]
* [[389: Keeping Time]]
* [[397: Unscientific]]
* [[391: Anti-Mindvirus]]
* [[393: Ultimate Game]]
* [[416: Zealous Autoconfig]]
* [[396: The Ring]]
* [[398: Tap That Ass]]
* [[420: Jealousy]]
* [[429: Fantasy]]
* [[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]]
* [[435: Purity]]
* [[445: I Am Not Good with Boomerangs]]
* [[475: Further Boomerang Difficulties]]
* [[451: Impostor]]
* [[452: Mission]]
* [[463: Voting Machines]]
* [[500: Election]]
* [[481: Listen to Yourself]]
* [[486: I am Not a Ninja]]
* [[487: Numerical Sex Positions]]
* [[505: A Bunch of Rocks]]
* [[488: Steal This Comic]]
* [[511: Sleet]]
* [[530: I'm An Idiot]]
* [[513: Friends]]
* [[518: Flow Charts]]
* [[540: Base System]]
* [[569: Borders]]
* [[565: Security Question]]
* [[552: Correlation]]
* [[559: No Pun Intended]]
* [[591: Troll Slayer]]
* [[571: Can't Sleep]]
* [[592: Drama]]
* [[585: Outreach]]

==Transcript==
{{Incomplete transcript}}
===Front cover===
===Back cover===
:[There are several otherwise nondescript gray rectangles on which the characters stand on. Red spiders are present throughout the panel.]
:[Two of these rectangles are attached from the area around the right corner and going off of the cover, in an L-shape. Black Hat stands on it, taking notes on a journal. Twenty-three red spiders lie on the object. Nine of them are clustered in the inner L corner, four of them forming chains. An additional red spider has just fallen off of the object from the right.]
:[To L shape's right, in the air, Cory Doctorow in his red suit is shown punching a red spider.]

==Other non-comic content==
The book also contains other content than just the comics, usually in red.

The following pages have the respective 2 characters in the upper right corner

101010 grey LY<br>
101120 red IK<br>
102000 red GU<br>
110100 red EH<br>
110102 red DO<br>
110111 red CR<br>

The bottom of page 10020 under the Dream Girl strip, has
772A3A35 DEF88CA7 0BDFD186 20B05684 934721F8 F64762FD<br>
03F8D76B 3FA0CB8C 2756B2D0 A9F00A1B CFF1603E DB05426C<br>

The bottom of page 10112 has the string<br>
0011001001011100000101100000110111100100001010100110011000010010110011<br>

The bottom of page 111000 (2nd last page) says<br>
123 B<br>
followed by an arrow bouncing off a vertical line, and the string<br>
VRDSTLRBYSMRLUVRXGCFHZWXKYNHYKLKWMCLRMFIKOZAIYXJWITOYOVN<br>

Page 110120 contains the following poem rotated 90 degrees clockwise.<br>
THE START OF THE TENTH-FAVORITE WORD USED BY BENDER<br>
THE TOON THAT WENT SOUTH WHILE COMMANDED BY ENDER<br>
THE NUMBER OF LIGHTS THAT PICARD SAID WERE ON<br>
AND THE CLASS OF THE PLANET WHERE KIRK SHOUTED "KHAAAN!"<br>
THE RINGS FOR THE MEN MINUS RINGS FOR THE ELVES<br>
AND THE PRODUCT MOD 10 OF A FIVESOME OF TWELVES<br>
THE END OF A CODE NES GAMERS KNOW<br>
AND THE BASE USED TO MODEL HOW QUICKLY THINGS GROW<br>
WHEN THEY'RE XOR'D TOGETHER THE CHECKSUM IS "E"<br>
WHICH WILL TELL YOU YOU'VE GOT THE PENULTIMATE KEY<br>

See also <br>
* pg 1 [[10: Pi Equals]]
* pg 111 [[55: Useless]]
* pg 1012  [[128: dPain over dt]]
And talk/discussion pages for
* pg 11002  [[144: Parody Week: A Softer World]]
* pg 11002  [[209: Kayak]]
* pg 11011  [[285: Wikipedian Protester]]
* pg 100000 [[282: Organic Fuel]]
* pg 100012 [[290: Fucking Blue Shells]]

Other pages also have extra text, drawings or glyphs.


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