Editing 2989: Physics Lab Thermostat

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| number    = 2989
| date      = September 23, 2024
| title     = Physics Lab Thermostat
| image     = physics_lab_thermostat_2x.png
| imagesize = 264x296px
| noexpand  = true
| titletext = Hopefully the HVAC people set it to only affect the AIR in the room.
}}

==Explanation==
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A thermostat is often used to regulate the operation of heating and/or cooling for a room. This may take the form of a simple dial, graduated by desired temperature values marked Celsius or, in {{w|Fahrenheit#Usage|some obscure parts of the world}}, Fahrenheit. Typically a person is expected to know what sort of temperature they will find comfortable to have heating/cooling effects kick in as the wall-device detects a temperature more than a certain amount below/above that ideal. The basic design of a physical wall-mounted dial might relate the relative position of the dial against the current state of a {{w|Bimetallic strip#Thermostats|bimetallic coil}}, switching {{w|Bang–bang control|on or off}} the relevent systems once conditions locally drift away from the chosen ideal.

In this comic, the thermostat is installed in a physics lab, with those that work there clearly being expected to be familiar with the {{w|Boltzmann constant}}, a more fundamental method of measuring temperature which relates the average kinetic energy of a particle in a gas with the temperature of that gas. The Boltzmann constant is defined as 1.380649 × 10^-23 J/K (joules per kelvin).

Thus Randall imagines a physics lab having a dial that can alter the constant between 1.418 x 10^-23 J/K and 1.351 x 10^-23 J/K. If the average kinetic energy of gas particles remains constant when moving the dial, then changing the Boltzmann constant would change how this average energy is measured in {{w|kelvin}} (and therefore {{w|Conversion of scales of temperature#Comparison of temperature scales|any other measure}} of temperature), thus "changing the temperature". Rather than controlling the nature of the airflow into the lab (or convection heaters/coolers around it), it might be implied that this applies the effect directly across the whole lab at a fundamental level. Changing one of the fundamental constants of thermodynamics would have dangerous effects.{{acn}} <!-- perhaps try to give practical 'real-world' values (°C and °F!) to what the dial minimum, maximum and current setting might mean to those not used to sufh things? -->

There have previously been control panels for properties of the universe in [[1620: Christmas Settings]] and [[1763: Catcalling]].

Because the Boltzmann constant is primarily concerned with the nature of temperature within gas, the titletext expresses concern that it might not only be applied to the air in the room. Aside from the possibility that those responsible for the {{w|heating, ventilation, and air conditioning}} (a.k.a. HVAC) of the room could perhaps directly enhance or suppress the temperature in all the solids and liquids within the room, in unknown and not necessarily conducive ways, there may also be a secondary joke in which {{w|high voltage}} forms of {{w|alternating current}} (also refered to as HVAC) are influenced, in the related but distinct use of the measure for '{{w|Boltzmann constant#Thermal voltage|thermal voltage}}'.

==Transcript==
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:[A black circular dial is shown with a white indicator line at the upper right. The label above the dial, enclosed in a rectangular box, says:]
:Local Boltzmann Constant
:[The two extremes of the dial are labeled as follows, the first value on the left and the second value on the right:]
:1.418 x 10<sup>-23</sup> J/K
:1.351 x 10<sup>-23</sup> J/K
:[The indicator line is pointing to a position on the dial somewhere around 1.375 x 10<sup>-23</sup> J/K.]
:[Caption below the panel:]
:Physics Lab Thermostat

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[[Category:Physics]]