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| date = April 1, 2021 | | date = April 1, 2021 | ||
| title = Checkbox | | title = Checkbox | ||
− | | image = | + | | image = checkbox.gif |
| titletext = Check check check ... chhecck chhecck chhecck ... check check check | | titletext = Check check check ... chhecck chhecck chhecck ... check check check | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{TOC}} | {{TOC}} | ||
− | *To experience the interactivity of | + | *To experience the interactivity of this game, visit the {{xkcd|2445|original comic}}. |
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | This was the 11th [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] released by [[Randall]]. The previous | + | {{incomplete|Created by a CHECKBOX. Please mention here why this explanation isn't complete. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
+ | This was the 11th [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] released by [[Randall]]. The previous fools comic was [[2288: Collector's Edition]], which was delayed two days and released on Friday April 3, 2020. | ||
− | The comic looks similar to a loading screen. The actual comic (this “loading screen”) consists of | + | The comic looks similar to a loading screen. The actual comic (this “loading screen”) consists of a gif of a checkbox (hence the name). |
− | The frame is replaced with an interactive panel. In the center is a check box, which clears itself immediately when checked. In the bottom right is a mute button, which begins muted. By unmuting | + | The frame is replaced with an interactive panel. In the center is a check box, which clears itself immediately when checked. In the bottom right is a mute button, which begins muted. By unmuting, sounds are played when the check box is checked. |
Under the checkbox is a scrolling visual representation of the timing and duration of clicks in the check box, which also produce matching beeping sounds when unmuted. The representation consists of a dot for a short press, or a bar for a longer press. All long presses are represented by a bar of a pre-determined length; in other words, a longer press does not result in a longer bar. | Under the checkbox is a scrolling visual representation of the timing and duration of clicks in the check box, which also produce matching beeping sounds when unmuted. The representation consists of a dot for a short press, or a bar for a longer press. All long presses are represented by a bar of a pre-determined length; in other words, a longer press does not result in a longer bar. | ||
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Some keywords, however, have [[#Special Responses´|special responses]]. | Some keywords, however, have [[#Special Responses´|special responses]]. | ||
− | + | This comic has a [[xkcd_Header_text#Unique_header_text|unique header text]], see [[xkcd_Header_text#Checkbox|the details here]]. The header states that "This comic was put together byMax Goodhart, Patrick, Amber, Benjamin Staffin, Kevin Cotrone, and Michael Leuchtenburg. Read Max's [https://chromakode.com/post/checkbox blog post] on development of the comic. | |
− | This comic has a [[ | ||
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− | Read Max's [https://chromakode.com/post/checkbox blog post] on development of the comic. | ||
==Special Responses== | ==Special Responses== | ||
− | [. | + | [.s are short presses, -s are long presses, and /s are spaces (just for readability)] |
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
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|HELP -> YES PLEASE | |HELP -> YES PLEASE | ||
|[.... . .-.. .--.] -> [-.-- . ... / .--. .-.. . .- ... .] | |[.... . .-.. .--.] -> [-.-- . ... / .--. .-.. . .- ... .] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|ES -> QUE | |ES -> QUE | ||
|[. ...] -> [--.- ..- .] | |[. ...] -> [--.- ..- .] | ||
− | | | + | | Could be spanish |
|- | |- | ||
|WHAT -> ECHO | |WHAT -> ECHO | ||
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|CHECK -> MATE | |CHECK -> MATE | ||
|[-.-. .... . -.-. -.-] -> [-- .- - .] | |[-.-. .... . -.-. -.-] -> [-- .- - .] | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|CHECKBOX -> RADIO BUTTON | |CHECKBOX -> RADIO BUTTON | ||
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|E -> E ''pause'' I -> EIEIO | |E -> E ''pause'' I -> EIEIO | ||
|[.] -> [.] ''pause'' [..] -> [. .. . .. ---] | |[.] -> [.] ''pause'' [..] -> [. .. . .. ---] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|I (''repeat n times'') -> I (''repeat n times'') | |I (''repeat n times'') -> I (''repeat n times'') | ||
|[..] -> [..] ''or'' [.. ...-] (IV) ''or'' [...-] (V) | |[..] -> [..] ''or'' [.. ...-] (IV) ''or'' [...-] (V) | ||
− | |This only applies for n < 4. n=4 returns 'IV' and n=5 returns 'V', the Roman numerals for 4 and 5, | + | |This only applies for n < 4. n=4 returns 'IV' and n=5 returns 'V', the Roman numerals for 4 and 5, repectively. |
|- | |- | ||
|FLIPCOIN -> HEADS ''or'' TAILS | |FLIPCOIN -> HEADS ''or'' TAILS | ||
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|LOOK AROUND -> NOT ENOUGH POWER | |LOOK AROUND -> NOT ENOUGH POWER | ||
|[.-.. --- --- -.- / .- .-. --- ..- -. -..] -> [-. --- - / . -. --- ..- --. .... / .--. --- .-- . .-.] | |[.-.. --- --- -.- / .- .-. --- ..- -. -..] -> [-. --- - / . -. --- ..- --. .... / .--. --- .-- . .-.] | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|SEE -> RED SOIL | |SEE -> RED SOIL | ||
|[... . .] -> [.-. . -.. / ... --- .. .-..] | |[... . .] -> [.-. . -.. / ... --- .. .-..] | ||
− | | | + | |This indicates that Sojourner, the "operator" of the morse code, is on Mars. Mars is covered in red soil. |
|- | |- | ||
|WHO ARE YOU ''or'' WHAT IS YOUR NAME -> SOJOURNER | |WHO ARE YOU ''or'' WHAT IS YOUR NAME -> SOJOURNER | ||
|[.-- .... --- / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..-] ''or'' [.-- .... .- - / .. ... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -. .- -- .] -> [... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] | |[.-- .... --- / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..-] ''or'' [.-- .... .- - / .. ... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -. .- -- .] -> [... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|SOJOURNER -> CFM | |SOJOURNER -> CFM | ||
|[... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] -> [-.-. ..-. --] | |[... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] -> [-.-. ..-. --] | ||
− | |CFM is short for confirm | + | |CFM is short for confirm. |
|- | |- | ||
|ET -> PHONE HOME | |ET -> PHONE HOME | ||
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|(''any number ≤ 2445'') -> (''loads xkcd comic in new tab'') | |(''any number ≤ 2445'') -> (''loads xkcd comic in new tab'') | ||
| | | | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|MAKE ME A SANDWICH -> NOT A CHANCE | |MAKE ME A SANDWICH -> NOT A CHANCE | ||
|[-- .- -.- . / -- . / .- / ... .- -. -.. .-- .. -.-. ....] -> [-. --- - / .- / -.-. .... .- -. -.-. .] | |[-- .- -.- . / -- . / .- / ... .- -. -.. .-- .. -.-. ....] -> [-. --- - / .- / -.-. .... .- -. -.-. .] | ||
− | | | + | | reference to [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/149:_Sandwich this Comic] |
|- | |- | ||
|SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWICH -> NOT POSSIBLE HERE | |SUDO MAKE ME A SANDWICH -> NOT POSSIBLE HERE | ||
|[... ..- -.. --- / -- .- -.- . / -- . / .- / ... .- -. -.. .-- .. -.-. ....] -> [-. --- - / .--. --- ... ... .. -... .-.. . / .... . .-. .] | |[... ..- -.. --- / -- .- -.- . / -- . / .- / ... .- -. -.. .-- .. -.-. ....] -> [-. --- - / .--. --- ... ... .. -... .-.. . / .... . .-. .] | ||
− | | | + | | reference to [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/149:_Sandwich this comic] |
|- | |- | ||
|I LOVE YOU -> LESS THAN THREE | |I LOVE YOU -> LESS THAN THREE | ||
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|<nowiki />:) -> :D | |<nowiki />:) -> :D | ||
|[---... -.--.-] -> [---... -..] | |[---... -.--.-] -> [---... -..] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|<nowiki />:( -> :C | |<nowiki />:( -> :C | ||
|[---... -.--.] -> [---... -.-.] | |[---... -.--.] -> [---... -.-.] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|<nowiki />;) -> :O | |<nowiki />;) -> :O | ||
|[-.-.-. -.--.-] -> [---... ---] | |[-.-.-. -.--.-] -> [---... ---] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|<nowiki />:O -> :X | |<nowiki />:O -> :X | ||
|[---... ---] -> [---... -..-] | |[---... ---] -> [---... -..-] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|UWU -> OWO | |UWU -> OWO | ||
|[..- .-- ..-] -> [--- .-- ---] | |[..- .-- ..-] -> [--- .-- ---] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|OWO -> UWU | |OWO -> UWU | ||
|[--- .-- ---] -> [..- .-- ..-] | |[--- .-- ---] -> [..- .-- ..-] | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|POG -> YEET | |POG -> YEET | ||
|[.--. --- --.] -> [-.-- . . -] | |[.--. --- --.] -> [-.-- . . -] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|UNIX -> (''Opens [https://uni.xkcd.com uni.xkcd.com]'') | |UNIX -> (''Opens [https://uni.xkcd.com uni.xkcd.com]'') | ||
|[..- -. .. -..-] | |[..- -. .. -..-] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|GET YE FLASK -> YE WISH! IF THERE WAS A FLASK IN THIS GAME, WE'D KNOW ABOUT IT. | |GET YE FLASK -> YE WISH! IF THERE WAS A FLASK IN THIS GAME, WE'D KNOW ABOUT IT. | ||
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|DROP TABLE -> HAHA NO | |DROP TABLE -> HAHA NO | ||
|[.... .- .... .- / -. ---] -> [.... .- .... .- / -. ---] | |[.... .- .... .- / -. ---] -> [.... .- .... .- / -. ---] | ||
− | | | + | | reference to [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/327:_Exploits_of_a_Mom this comic] |
|- | |- | ||
|WHY -> TO STUDY THE RED PLANET | |WHY -> TO STUDY THE RED PLANET | ||
|[.-- .... -.--] -> [- --- / ... - ..- -.. -.-- / - .... . / .-. . -.. / .--. .-.. .- -. . -] | |[.-- .... -.--] -> [- --- / ... - ..- -.. -.-- / - .... . / .-. . -.. / .--. .-.. .- -. . -] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|EAT -> I PHOTOSYNTHESIZE | |EAT -> I PHOTOSYNTHESIZE | ||
|[. .- -] -> [.. / .--. .... --- - --- ... -.-- -. - .... . ... .. --.. .] | |[. .- -] -> [.. / .--. .... --- - --- ... -.-- -. - .... . ... .. --.. .] | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|BATTLE ''or'' FIGHT -> THROW | |BATTLE ''or'' FIGHT -> THROW | ||
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|START -> DID YOU MEAN START GAME? | |START -> DID YOU MEAN START GAME? | ||
|[... - .- .-. -] -> [-.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- . .- -. / ... - .- .-. - / --. .- -- . ..--..] | |[... - .- .-. -] -> [-.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -- . .- -. / ... - .- .-. - / --. .- -- . ..--..] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|STARTGAME -> CHECK BACK LATER | |STARTGAME -> CHECK BACK LATER | ||
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|SOS -> YOU TOO? | |SOS -> YOU TOO? | ||
|[... --- ...] -> [-.-- --- ..- / - --- --- ..--..] | |[... --- ...] -> [-.-- --- ..- / - --- --- ..--..] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|SOS -> OH NO | |SOS -> OH NO | ||
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|QRA -> QRA SOJOURNER | |QRA -> QRA SOJOURNER | ||
|[--.- .-. .-] -> [--.- .-. .- / ... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] | |[--.- .-. .-] -> [--.- .-. .- / ... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QRB -> QRB 264 MILLION KM | |QRB -> QRB 264 MILLION KM | ||
|[--.- .-. -...] -> [--.- .-. -... /..--- -.... ....- / -- .. .-.. .-.. .. --- -. / -.- --] | |[--.- .-. -...] -> [--.- .-. -... /..--- -.... ....- / -- .. .-.. .-.. .. --- -. / -.- --] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QRH -> QRH 0.652 METERS | |QRH -> QRH 0.652 METERS | ||
|[--.- .-. ....] -> [--.- .-. .... / ----- .-.-.- -.... ..... ..--- / -- . - . .-. ...] | |[--.- .-. ....] -> [--.- .-. .... / ----- .-.-.- -.... ..... ..--- / -- . - . .-. ...] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QRG -> QRG PATHFINDER | |QRG -> QRG PATHFINDER | ||
|[--.- .-. --.] -> [--.- .-. --. / .--. .- - .... ..-. .. -. -.. . .-.] | |[--.- .-. --.] -> [--.- .-. --. / .--. .- - .... ..-. .. -. -.. . .-.] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QRZ -> QRZ SOJOURNER | |QRZ -> QRZ SOJOURNER | ||
|[--.- .-. --..] -> [--.- .-. --.. / ... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] | |[--.- .-. --..] -> [--.- .-. --.. / ... --- .--- --- ..- .-. -. . .-.] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QRT -> PLEASE DON'T GO | |QRT -> PLEASE DON'T GO | ||
|[--.- .-. -] -> [.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. ---] | |[--.- .-. -] -> [.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. ---] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QTH -> QTH ARES VALLIS | |QTH -> QTH ARES VALLIS | ||
|[--.- - ....] -> [--.- - .... / .- .-. . ... / ...- .- .-.. .-.. .. ...] | |[--.- - ....] -> [--.- - .... / .- .-. . ... / ...- .- .-.. .-.. .. ...] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|QSL -> QSL | |QSL -> QSL | ||
|[--.- ... .-..] -> [--.- ... .-..] | |[--.- ... .-..] -> [--.- ... .-..] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|73 -> 73 KN | |73 -> 73 KN | ||
|[--... ...--] -> [--... ...-- / -.- -.] | |[--... ...--] -> [--... ...-- / -.- -.] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|- | |- | ||
|CL -> BYE | |CL -> BYE | ||
|[-.-. .-..] -> [-... -.-- .] | |[-.-. .-..] -> [-... -.-- .] | ||
− | | | + | | |
|} | |} | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|FORTUNE -> OPEN ME | |FORTUNE -> OPEN ME | ||
− | |[..-. --- .-. - ..- -. | + | |[..-. --- .-. - ..- -. .] |
| | | | ||
|- | |- | ||
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23. YOUR MOODS SIGNAL A PERIOD OF CHANGE | 23. YOUR MOODS SIGNAL A PERIOD OF CHANGE | ||
− | + | |[--- .--. . -.] | |
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |[--- .--. . -.] | ||
1. [.- / -... . .- ..- - .. ..-. ..- .-.. / ... -- .- .-. - / .- -. -.. / .-.. --- ...- .. -. --. / .--. . .-. ... --- -. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / -.-. --- -- .. -. --. / .. -. - --- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. .. ..-. .] | 1. [.- / -... . .- ..- - .. ..-. ..- .-.. / ... -- .- .-. - / .- -. -.. / .-.. --- ...- .. -. --. / .--. . .-. ... --- -. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / -.-. --- -- .. -. --. / .. -. - --- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. .. ..-. .] | ||
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23. [-.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- --- -.. ... / ... .. --. -. .- .-.. / .- / .--. . .-. .. --- -.. / --- ..-. / -.-. .... .- -. --. .] | 23. [-.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- --- -.. ... / ... .. --. -. .- .-.. / .- / .--. . .-. .. --- -.. / --- ..-. / -.-. .... .- -. --. .] | ||
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− | |||
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− | |||
− | |||
− | | | ||
− | |||
|- | |- | ||
|OPEN -> HUH (if after something other than "FORTUNE") | |OPEN -> HUH (if after something other than "FORTUNE") | ||
|[--- .--. . -.] -> [.... ..- ....] | |[--- .--. . -.] -> [.... ..- ....] | ||
|} | |} | ||
− | |||
===ENCABULATOR=== | ===ENCABULATOR=== | ||
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|RETURN -> DID YOU MEAN ENTER | |RETURN -> DID YOU MEAN ENTER | ||
|[.-. . - ..- .-. -.] | |[.-. . - ..- .-. -.] | ||
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− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
− | |||
|- | |- | ||
|ENTER -> DID YOU MEAN ENTER MAZE | |ENTER -> DID YOU MEAN ENTER MAZE | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| 66 || || TAHOE | | 66 || || TAHOE | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===UNIX=== | ||
+ | see above UNIX https://uni.xkcd.com/ | ||
+ | Source https://uni.xkcd.com/xkcd_cli_all.js | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====TODO: main cmds==== | ||
+ | * goto | ||
+ | * random | ||
+ | * latest | ||
+ | * first | ||
+ | * previous | ||
+ | * next | ||
+ | * display | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Oneliners==== | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" | ||
+ | ! Command | ||
+ | ! Response | ||
+ | ! Explanation | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |make me a sandwich | ||
+ | |What? Make it yourself. | ||
+ | |try sudo, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/149:_Sandwich | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |make love | ||
+ | |I put on my robe and wizard hat. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |i read the source code | ||
+ | |<3 | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |pwd | ||
+ | |You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. | ||
+ | |[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_Cave_Adventure adventure], type "look" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |lpr | ||
+ | |PC LOAD LETTER | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |hello joshua | ||
+ | |How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War? | ||
+ | |movie "War Games" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |xyzzy | ||
+ | |Nothing happens. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |date | ||
+ | |March 32nd | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |hello | ||
+ | |Why hello there! | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |who | ||
+ | |Doctor Who? | ||
+ | |tv series "Doctor Who" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |xkcd | ||
+ | |Yes? | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |su | ||
+ | |God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |fuck | ||
+ | |I have a headache. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |whoami | ||
+ | |You are Richard Stallman. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |nano | ||
+ | |Seriously? Why don't you just use Notepad.exe? Or MS Paint? | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |top | ||
+ | |It's up there --^ | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |moo | ||
+ | |moo | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |ping | ||
+ | |There is another submarine three miles ahead, bearing 225, forty fathoms down. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |find | ||
+ | |What do you want to find? Kitten would be nice. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |hello | ||
+ | |Hello. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |more | ||
+ | |Oh, yes! More! More! | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |your gay | ||
+ | |Keep your hands off it! | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |hi | ||
+ | |Hi. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |echo | ||
+ | |Echo ... echo ... echo ... | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |bash | ||
+ | |You bash your head against the wall. It's not very effective. | ||
+ | |Bourne-again shell | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |ssh | ||
+ | |ssh, this is a library. | ||
+ | |Secure Shell | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |uname | ||
+ | |Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator | ||
+ | |https://looneytunes.fandom.com/wiki/Illudium_Q-36_Explosive_Space_Modulator | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |finger | ||
+ | |Mmmmmm... | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |kill | ||
+ | |Terminator deployed to 1984. | ||
+ | |movie Terminator | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |use the force luke | ||
+ | |I believe you mean source. | ||
+ | |StarWars | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |use the source luke | ||
+ | |I'm not luke, you're luke! | ||
+ | |movie StarWars | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |serenity | ||
+ | |You can't take the sky from me. | ||
+ | |tv series Firefly | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |enable time travel | ||
+ | |TARDIS error: Time Lord missing. | ||
+ | |tv series "Doctor Who" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |ed | ||
+ | |You are not a diety. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |emacs | ||
+ | |You should really use vim. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |vi | ||
+ | |You should really use emacs. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====TODO: cmds with arguments==== | ||
+ | * rm -rf /: removes all cmds | ||
+ | |||
+ | {| class="wikitable" | ||
+ | ! Command | ||
+ | ! Response | ||
+ | ! Explanation | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |man | ||
+ | |Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out. | ||
+ | |manual | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |man last | ||
+ | |Man, last night was AWESOME. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |man help | ||
+ | |Man, help me out here. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |man next | ||
+ | |Request confirmed; you will be reincarnated as a man next. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |man cat | ||
+ | |You are now riding a half-man half-cat. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |locate | ||
+ | |Locate what? | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |locate ninja | ||
+ | |Ninja can not be found! | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |locate keys | ||
+ | |Have you checked your coat pocket? | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |locate joke | ||
+ | |Joke found on user. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |locate problem | ||
+ | |Problem exists between keyboard and chair. | ||
+ | |PEBKAC, User=id10t http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19990211 | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |locate raptor | ||
+ | |BEHIND YOU!!! | ||
+ | |https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/135:_Substitute or jurassic park | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |sudo apt-get | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |sudo make me a sandwich | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/149:_Sandwich | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |unixkcd | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |open another iframe | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |irc | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |wget | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |reddit | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |rm | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |cat | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |dir, ls | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |cd | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |restart, reboot | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |logout, exit | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |shutdown, poweroff | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |logout, exit | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |help, halp | ||
+ | |That would be cheating! | ||
+ | |xkcd blag? https://blog.xkcd.com/ | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====TODO: Filesystem==== | ||
+ | |||
+ | |||
+ | ====TODO: Adventure==== | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable" | ||
+ | ! Command | ||
+ | ! Explanation | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |look | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |go | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |light | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |light lamp | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |sleep | ||
+ | | | ||
|} | |} | ||
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