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**# You found '''a glass of heavy water''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a glass of heavy water''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
  
* '''Round Planet'''
+
* '''Star Destroyer'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# an unread email (The message adds: "Better leave it unread.")
 +
**# a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
 +
**# a lymphocyte
 +
**# a forged resume
 +
**# a serif
 +
**# a Bursa of Fabricius
 +
**# a cluster of data points
 +
**# a premium subscription to food (The message has: "food.net")
 +
**# two goats and a new car
 +
**# an out-of-control trolley
 +
**# a helium-238 nucleus
 +
**# the Death Star plans
 +
** Upgrades
 +
**# You found '''a perpetual motion fidget spinner'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 +
**# You found '''a vintage Juicero juicer'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
** Messages
 +
**# Hmmm.
 +
 
 +
* '''Click and Drag Planet'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# an ant the size of Rhode Island
 +
**# a pin with 17 angels dancing on it
 +
** Upgrades
 +
**# The vehicle below gives you a boost (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
**# We should turn back (Your engine gets a bit more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''an expert at underwater ropes'''. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
**# You found '''a trisected angle'''! (Your launch speed has greatly increased.)
 +
 
 +
* '''Subway Planet'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# a relativistic bowling ball
 +
**# a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
 +
**# a handful of quantum foam
 +
**# a normal-sized apple
 +
** Upgrades
 +
**# You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 +
**# There is no parking in the white zone (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
**# The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You feel accomplished (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a hot dog''' (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
**# You found '''a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero!''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
**# You found '''a beige electron'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''$30 in Yahoo'''! cash! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a friendly cat'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a brightly-lit billboard''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
** Messages
 +
**# Transfer here for Mornington Crescent
 +
** Tokens
 +
**# MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected. (Blue, red, green, and orange lines activated.)
 +
 
 +
* '''Boston Planet'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# a strangely heavy subway token
 +
** Tokens
 +
**# Blue line deactivated!
 +
**# Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!
 +
* '''Projection of Earth'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# the Heart of the Ocean (The message adds: "It was drifting around in space.")
 +
**# a whale shark
 +
**# some microbial life
 +
**# some tin from the Pantai Remis mine
 +
**# a sparkling gem
 +
**# a piece of pumice (The message says: "You found a piece of pumice floating in space!")
 +
** Upgrades
 +
**# You found '''the Principality of Sealand'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a Rhode Island the size of an ant'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found an icosahedral d10 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
** Tokens
 +
**# Red line deactivated!
 +
 
 +
* '''What If? Planet'''
 
** You found...
 
** You found...
**# a swatch pop-out wristwatch
+
**# an eye in the sky
 +
**# a stick
 +
**# an asterisk (The message adds: "it doesn’t seem to refer to anything.")
 +
**# a sterile neutrino
 +
**# a secret leaf
 +
**# a pair of squirrel goggles
 +
**# a large hadron
 +
**# a smooth green snake
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a sensible cheese platter''' (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now)
+
**# You found '''a sunken treasure''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# ''[no message]'' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
**# The Yellowstone Super What? (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
**# Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a steam calliope'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a DNA base pair'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
  
 
* '''Uzumaki'''
 
* '''Uzumaki'''
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**# You're going the wrong way!
 
**# You're going the wrong way!
  
* '''Guitar Ship'''
+
* '''Round Planet'''
 
** You found...
 
** You found...
**# a guitar pick
+
**# a swatch pop-out wristwatch
** Tokens
 
**# Orange line deactivated!
 
 
 
* '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
 
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
+
**# You found '''a sensible cheese platter''' (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now)
**# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
**# ''[no message]'' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''the 3 million point line''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
**# You found '''a sunspot'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
  
* '''Saturn'''
+
* '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
 
** You found...
 
** You found...
**# a really cool data point
+
**# a tiny pteranodon
 +
**# a baby hedgehog
 +
**# a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
**# Today is a good day I think for space exploration (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a block of scandium'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
**# But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
  
 
* '''Andal'''
 
* '''Andal'''
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**# You found '''baby shoes (and baby)'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''baby shoes (and baby)'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
  
* '''Projection of Earth'''
+
* '''Comet 67P'''
 +
** Upgrades
 +
**# Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 +
**# You found '''a broken smoke machine''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# Anyone for Scrabble later? (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''The Long Now Foundation's''' nickel paperweight containing an '''archive of every''' published '''Animorphs book'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
 
 +
* '''Guitar Ship'''
 
** You found...
 
** You found...
**# the Heart of the Ocean (The message adds: "It was drifting around in space.")
+
**# a guitar pick
**# a whale shark
 
**# some microbial life
 
**# some tin from the Pantai Remis mine
 
**# a sparkling gem
 
**# a piece of pumice (The message says: "You found a piece of pumice floating in space!")
 
** Upgrades
 
**# You found '''the Principality of Sealand'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a Rhode Island the size of an ant'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found an icosahedral d10 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
 
** Tokens
 
** Tokens
**# Red line deactivated!
+
**# Orange line deactivated!
  
* '''Voyager 1'''
+
* '''Saturn'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# a really cool data point
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''Voyager 1'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
+
**# You found '''a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''a block of scandium'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
 
 +
* '''Roche Lobe Earth'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# a curious Humboldt squid
 +
**# a bathyscaphe (The message says: "You found a bathyscaphe at the Marianas Trench!")
 +
**# a wayward Roomba full of moondust
 +
** Tokens
 +
**# Green line deactivated!
  
* '''Voyager 2'''
+
* '''Giant Spider'''
 +
** You found...
 +
**# a spider-silk scarf
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''Voyager 2'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
+
**# You found '''a friendly jumping spider''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
  
* '''SafetySat'''
+
* '''Dark Matter Planet'''
** You found...
 
**# a first of its kind
 
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# ''[no message]'' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
+
**# You found '''a delicate music box'''. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# The more refined oil had a dinner engagement (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
  
 
* '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
 
* '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
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** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
 
**# A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
**# A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
* '''Giant Spider'''
 
** You found...
 
**# a spider-silk scarf
 
** Upgrades
 
**# You found '''a friendly jumping spider''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
  
 
* '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
 
* '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
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**# a piece of coronium (iron) (The message says; "You found a piece of coronium! Wait, no, iron.")
 
**# a piece of coronium (iron) (The message says; "You found a piece of coronium! Wait, no, iron.")
  
* '''Roche Lobe Earth'''
+
* '''SafetySat'''
 
** You found...
 
** You found...
**# a curious Humboldt squid
+
**# a first of its kind
**# a bathyscaphe (The message says: "You found a bathyscaphe at the Marianas Trench!")
 
**# a wayward Roomba full of moondust
 
** Tokens
 
**# Green line deactivated!
 
 
 
* '''Dark Matter Planet'''
 
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a delicate music box'''. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
**# ''[no message]'' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
**# The more refined oil had a dinner engagement (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
  
* '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
+
* '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
** You found...
 
**# a tiny pteranodon
 
**# a baby hedgehog
 
**# a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills
 
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# Today is a good day I think for space exploration (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
**# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
+
**# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
**# You found '''the 3 million point line''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
**# You found '''a sunspot'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)
  
* '''Comet 67P'''
+
* '''Voyager 1'''
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
+
**# You found '''Voyager 1'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
**# You found '''a broken smoke machine''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# Anyone for Scrabble later? (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''The Long Now Foundation's''' nickel paperweight containing an '''archive of every''' published '''Animorphs book'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
  
* '''What If? Planet'''
+
* '''Voyager 2'''
** You found...
 
**# an eye in the sky
 
**# a stick
 
**# an asterisk (The message adds: "it doesn’t seem to refer to anything.")
 
**# a sterile neutrino
 
**# a secret leaf
 
**# a pair of squirrel goggles
 
**# a large hadron
 
**# a smooth green snake
 
 
** Upgrades
 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a sunken treasure''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
+
**# You found '''Voyager 2'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
**# The Yellowstone Super What? (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
**# Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a steam calliope'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a DNA base pair'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
 
 
* '''Subway Planet'''
 
** You found...
 
**# a relativistic bowling ball
 
**# a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
 
**# a handful of quantum foam
 
**# a normal-sized apple
 
** Upgrades
 
**# You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 
**# There is no parking in the white zone (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
**# The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You feel accomplished (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a hot dog''' (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
**# You found '''a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero!''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
**# You found '''a beige electron'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''$30 in Yahoo'''! cash! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a friendly cat'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''a brightly-lit billboard''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
** Messages
 
**# Transfer here for Mornington Crescent
 
** Tokens
 
**# MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected. (Blue, red, green, and orange lines activated.)
 
 
 
* '''Boston Planet'''
 
** You found...
 
**# a strangely heavy subway token
 
** Tokens
 
**# Blue line deactivated!
 
**# Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!
 
  
 
* '''Crystal Sphere'''
 
* '''Crystal Sphere'''
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**# Right lane must turn right
 
**# Right lane must turn right
 
**# Left lane must turn left
 
**# Left lane must turn left
 
* '''Star Destroyer'''
 
** You found...
 
**# an unread email (The message adds: "Better leave it unread.")
 
**# a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
 
**# a lymphocyte
 
**# a forged resume
 
**# a serif
 
**# a Bursa of Fabricius
 
**# a cluster of data points
 
**# a premium subscription to food (The message has: "food.net")
 
**# two goats and a new car
 
**# an out-of-control trolley
 
**# a helium-238 nucleus
 
**# the Death Star plans
 
** Upgrades
 
**# You found '''a perpetual motion fidget spinner'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 
**# You found '''a vintage Juicero juicer'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
** Messages
 
**# Hmmm.
 
 
* '''Click and Drag Planet'''
 
** You found...
 
**# an ant the size of Rhode Island
 
**# a pin with 17 angels dancing on it
 
** Upgrades
 
**# The vehicle below gives you a boost (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
**# We should turn back (Your engine gets a bit more powerful.)
 
**# You found '''an expert at underwater ropes'''. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
**# You found '''a trisected angle'''! (Your launch speed has greatly increased.)
 
  
 
* '''Open Space Outside the Crystal Sphere'''  
 
* '''Open Space Outside the Crystal Sphere'''  

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