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| '''Round Planet'''
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| '''Star Destroyer'''
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* an unread email
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* a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
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* a lymphocyte
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* a forged resume
 +
* a serif
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* a Bursa of Fabricius
 +
* a cluster of data points
 +
* a premium subscription to food
 +
* two goats and a new car
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* an out-of-control trolley
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* a helium-238 nucleus
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* the Death Star plans
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|
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* You found '''a perpetual motion fidget spinner'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 +
* You found '''a vintage Juicero juicer'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
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|
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* Hmmm.
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|
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|-
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| '''Click and Drag Planet'''
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|
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* an ant the size of Rhode Island
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* a pin with 17 angels dancing on it
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|
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* The vehicle below gives you a boost (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
* We should turn back (Your engine gets a bit more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''an expert at underwater ropes'''. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
* You found '''a trisected angle'''! (Your launch speed has greatly increased.)
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|
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|-
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| '''Subway Planet'''
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|
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* a relativistic bowling ball
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* a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
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* a handful of quantum foam
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* a normal-sized apple
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|
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* You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 +
* There is no parking in the white zone (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
* The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You feel accomplished (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''a brightly-lit billboard''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
* You found '''a hot dog''' (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
* You found '''a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 +
* You found '''a beige electron'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''$30 in Yahoo'''! cash! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''a friendly cat'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
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|
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* Transfer here for Mornington Crescent
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|
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* MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected. (Blue, red, green, and orange lines activated.)
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|-
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| '''Boston Planet'''
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|
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* a strangely heavy subway token
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|
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* Blue line deactivated!
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* Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!
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|-
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| '''Projection of Earth'''
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|
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* the Heart of the Ocean
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* a whale shark
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* some microbial life
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* some tin from the Pantai Remis mine
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* a sparkling gem
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* a piece of pumice
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|
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* You found '''the Principality of Sealand'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
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* You found '''a Rhode Island the size of an ant'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
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* You found an icosahedral d10 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
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|
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* Red line deactivated!
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|-
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| '''What If? Planet'''
 
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* a swatch pop-out wristwatch
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* an eye in the sky
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* a stick
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* an asterisk
 +
* a sterile neutrino
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* a secret leaf
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* a pair of squirrel goggles
 +
* a large hadron
 +
* a smooth green snake
 
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* You found '''a sensible cheese platter''' (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now)
+
* You found '''a sunken treasure''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* ''[no message]'' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
+
* The Yellowstone Super What? (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
* Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''a steam calliope'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''a DNA base pair'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
 
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| '''Guitar Ship'''
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| '''Round Planet'''
 
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|  
* a guitar pick
+
* a swatch pop-out wristwatch
 
 
 
|  
 
|  
* Orange line deactivated!
+
* You found '''a sensible cheese platter''' (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now)
|-
+
* ''[no message]'' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
| '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
 
 
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* GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
* GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''the 3 million point line''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
* You found '''a sunspot'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)  
 
 
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|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Saturn'''
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| '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
 
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* a really cool data point
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* a tiny pteranodon
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* a baby hedgehog
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* a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills
 
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* You found '''a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
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* Today is a good day I think for space exploration (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a block of scandium'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
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* But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)  
 
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|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Projection of Earth'''
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| '''Comet 67P'''
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+
|
* the Heart of the Ocean
 
* a whale shark
 
* some microbial life
 
* some tin from the Pantai Remis mine
 
* a sparkling gem
 
* a piece of pumice
 
|
 
* You found '''the Principality of Sealand'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''a Rhode Island the size of an ant'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found an icosahedral d10 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
 
|
 
* Red line deactivated!
 
|-
 
| '''Voyager 1'''
 
 
 
|
 
|
* You found '''Voyager 1'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)  
+
* Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 +
* You found '''a broken smoke machine''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* Anyone for Scrabble later? (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
* You found '''The Long Now Foundation's''' nickel paperweight containing an '''archive of every''' published '''Animorphs book'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)  
 
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|   
 
|  
 
|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Voyager 2'''
+
| '''Guitar Ship'''
 
 
|  
 
|  
* You found '''Voyager 2'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
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* a guitar pick
 
|   
 
|   
|
 
|-
 
| '''SafetySat'''
 
|
 
* a first of its kind
 
|
 
* ''[no message]'' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
* The more refined oil had a dinner engagement (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
 
|   
 
|   
|
 
|-
 
| '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
 
 
|  
 
|  
* a piece of space shuttle food
+
* Orange line deactivated!
|
 
* A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Giant Spider'''
+
| '''Saturn'''
 
|  
 
|  
* a spider-silk scarf
+
* a really cool data point
 
|  
 
|  
* You found '''a friendly jumping spider''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
+
* You found '''a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
* You found '''a block of scandium'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
|
 
|-
 
| '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
 
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* a hydrogen ion
 
* a piece of coronium (iron)  
 
 
 
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* Green line deactivated!
 
* Green line deactivated!
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|-
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| '''Giant Spider'''
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|
 +
* a spider-silk scarf
 +
|
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* You found '''a friendly jumping spider''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 +
 +
|
 
|-
 
|-
 
| '''Dark Matter Planet'''
 
| '''Dark Matter Planet'''
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|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
+
| '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
 
|  
 
|  
* a tiny pteranodon
+
* a piece of space shuttle food
* a baby hedgehog
 
* a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills
 
 
|  
 
|  
* Today is a good day I think for space exploration (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
* A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)  
* But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)  
 
 
|   
 
|   
 
|  
 
|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Comet 67P'''
+
| '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
|
+
|  
|
+
* a hydrogen ion
* Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
+
* a piece of coronium (iron)  
* You found '''a broken smoke machine''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
* Anyone for Scrabble later? (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''The Long Now Foundation's''' nickel paperweight containing an '''archive of every''' published '''Animorphs book'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
 
|   
 
|   
 
|  
 
|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''What If? Planet'''
+
| '''SafetySat'''
 
|  
 
|  
* an eye in the sky
+
* a first of its kind
* a stick
 
* an asterisk
 
* a sterile neutrino
 
* a secret leaf
 
* a pair of squirrel goggles
 
* a large hadron
 
* a smooth green snake
 
 
|  
 
|  
* You found '''a sunken treasure''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
+
* ''[no message]'' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* The Yellowstone Super What? (Your launch speed has increased.)
+
* The more refined oil had a dinner engagement (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)  
* Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''a steam calliope'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''a DNA base pair'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)  
 
 
|   
 
|   
 
|  
 
|  
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Subway Planet'''
+
| '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
 +
 
|  
 
|  
* a relativistic bowling ball
+
* GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
+
* GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* a handful of quantum foam
+
* You found '''the 3 million point line''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* a normal-sized apple
+
* You found '''a sunspot'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)
 +
 
|  
 
|  
* You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
+
|-
* There is no parking in the white zone (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
+
| '''Voyager 1'''
* The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
* You feel accomplished (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
+
|
* You found '''a brightly-lit billboard''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
+
* You found '''Voyager 1'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)  
* You found '''a hot dog''' (Your launch speed has increased.)
+
* You found '''a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
* You found '''a beige electron'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''$30 in Yahoo'''! cash! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
* You found '''a friendly cat'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
 
 
|  
 
|  
* Transfer here for Mornington Crescent
 
|
 
* MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected. (Blue, red, green, and orange lines activated.)
 
 
|-
 
|-
| '''Boston Planet'''
+
| '''Voyager 2'''
 +
 
|  
 
|  
* a strangely heavy subway token
+
* You found '''Voyager 2'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
 
 
|   
 
|   
 
|  
 
|  
* Blue line deactivated!
 
* Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
| '''Crystal Sphere'''
 
| '''Crystal Sphere'''
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* Left lane must turn left
 
* Left lane must turn left
 
|
 
|
|-
 
| '''Star Destroyer'''
 
|
 
* an unread email
 
* a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
 
* a lymphocyte
 
* a forged resume
 
* a serif
 
* a Bursa of Fabricius
 
* a cluster of data points
 
* a premium subscription to food
 
* two goats and a new car
 
* an out-of-control trolley
 
* a helium-238 nucleus
 
* the Death Star plans
 
|
 
* You found '''a perpetual motion fidget spinner'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
 
* You found '''a vintage Juicero juicer'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
|
 
* Hmmm.
 
|
 
|-
 
| '''Click and Drag Planet'''
 
|
 
* an ant the size of Rhode Island
 
* a pin with 17 angels dancing on it
 
|
 
* The vehicle below gives you a boost (Your launch speed has increased.)
 
* We should turn back (Your engine gets a bit more powerful.)
 
* You found '''an expert at underwater ropes'''. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
 
* You found '''a trisected angle'''! (Your launch speed has greatly increased.)
 
 
|
 
 
|-
 
|-
 
| '''Open Space Outside the Crystal Sphere'''  
 
| '''Open Space Outside the Crystal Sphere'''  

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