Editing 2765: Escape Speed/Tables

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Here the long tables needed for the explanation of the interactive comic [[2765: Escape Speed]] could be moved.

=Table of planets=
This is a different attempt to list and explain all the planets and other objects that have gravity and can be landed upon and explored.

The description and explanations may be incomplete or incorrect. Please help improve them. Try to keep separate the ''description'' (i.e. how the planet looks and what general features it has) and ''explanation'' (i.e. what the name and look represent, what they refer to both in the real and fictional worlds and what xkcd comics may have been a source or an inspiration. Please describe the planets only, not the objects that can be found on them.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Name<br/><code>code-name</code>
! Tiles (X, Y) 
! Directions 
! Description
! Explanation
|-
| '''Starting Planet'''<br/><code>tiny-world</code> 
|  (6024, -8976)
| To get here, click the "Home" button in the lower right corner of the comic. 
|
The planet is tiny, grassy, has a few trees and bushes and features several people. Initially the navigation is difficult because of low initial engine thrust and strong gravity of the Origin planet nearby affecting movement.
|
This is where the game starts. Pressing the "Home" button to go back to the starting planet shows the message, "Welcome back, pilot", which may be a reference to the greeting that plays when re-entering a Titan in the ''Titanfall'' video games. 

|- 
| '''Origin'''<br/><code>origin</code> 
| (3096, -5904)
| To get here, launch from Beret Guy saying "Wow!" on the Starting Planet. 
|
The planet is fairly big, has vegetation, and features many people, landscape objects, items and upgrades. It has a shaft through the center. The planet is hard to leave without any upgrades unless one uses the shaft to gain more momentum by thrusting while moving through the middle of it. Many of the landmarks of the surface mark the directions to different planets.
|
The planet has a sign saying 'Welcome to Origin! You can never leave™'. The name may also refer to the fact that the planet lies almost at the center of the game world, or that it is the starting point for exploration as it provides many navigational hints.

|-
| '''Hollow Planet'''<br/><code>hollow-shell</code>
| (-13952, 1848)
| To get here, launch from the St. Louis Arch on Origin.
|
The planet is just a shell with some gaps. On the outside, there are a few signs that mark the directions to different planets.
|

|-
| '''Round Planet'''<br/><code>orb</code>
| (-19154, -7288)
| To get here, launch from the tower with an orb on it on Origin or the sign on the Hollow Planet.
|
The planet is moderately small with no vegetation and some architecture such as Stonehenge and the Great Wall of China. It also features a few people and items.
|
|-
| '''Uzumaki'''<br/><code>uzumaki</code>
| (-3904, -26904)
| To get here, launch from Origin's spiral landmark, the sign on the Hollow Planet, or below the plane-towed banner on the Round Planet.
| The planet is a large spiral overgrown with grass and some other vegetation. It has very weak gravity.
| The shape of the planet is inspired by the {{w|manga}} {{w|Uzumaki}} by {{w|Junji Ito}}.
|-
| '''Guitar Ship'''<br/><code>guitar-ship</code>
| (-12000, -30000)
| To get there, launch from Uzumaki, a little to the left of the caffeine molecule item, or from the musicians singing "it's more than a feeling" on origin.
| The planet is shaped like a guitar seen in perspective looking from the bottom of the body, with a dome on the back side. Within the dome there's the Boston skyline.
| This is a reference to the cover art of the album {{w|Boston (album)|Boston}} by the like-named American {{w|Boston (band)|rock band}}. It's one of many references to {{w|Boston}} in the game.
|-
| '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''<br/><code>soccerfield</code>
| (6048, 4048)
| To get here, launch from Origin, from the pyramid with a soccer ball on top of it.
| 
This is a tiny planet with a smooth surface and a distorted soccer field marked around it. The goals and goal area lines are on the opposite sides of the planet (let's say, to the east and west), distorted into curved trapezoids. The touch lines (side lines) are sections of hyperbolas with the vertices closest to the planet at the north and south poles, extending symmetrically to some distance from the planet. There is no goal line; in this geometry it should be the extended axis. What seems to be penalty lines, but drawn incorrectly to join the side lines instead of going back to the goal line, are sections of an ellipse. The halfway line appears twice, joining the four ends of hyperbolic side lines. The center circle appears as two separate halves stemming from the two copies of the halfway line.
|
The space soccer field utilizes the concept from [[2705: Spacetime Soccer]], but inversed: in the original comic the center point of the field was located in a gravity well, causing the ball to be pulled away from the goals; here the goals are located close to the center of the planet, so the ball naturally tries to fall towards them, probably making the game more interesting.
|-
| '''Saturn'''<br/><code>saturn</code>
| (2600, 14000)
| To get here, launch from the pyramid with Saturn on it on Origin. If you see the Spacetime Soccer Field, you're too far left.
| The planet resembles Saturn with its rings, however it is translucent: a soccer ball can bee seen inside. One of the ball's white hexagons is surfacing in the north pole area.
| It is a reference to [[2513: Saturn Hexagon]]
|-
| '''Andal'''<br/><code>platform-planet</code>
| (12048, 14048)
| To get there launch from a monument on Origin, featuring a round shape with a small "T" on top.
| This is a small partly rocky and partly grassy planet with a strange T-shaped tower.
| A reference to ''{{w|Animorphs}}'' book series featuring fictional sapient species of [https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Andalite Andalites]. Two such (or similar) creatures can be found on the planet. In the original books, the planet the Andalites come from is unnamed.
|-
| '''Projection of Earth'''<br/><code>earth-map</code>
| (-15808, 22192)
| To get there by follow the sign on the hollow planet or launch from the Earth map monument on Origin.
| The planet is shaped like a huge distorted map of all land masses of Earth. The player's spaceship can fly where water would be, but it can't go over land. Some straights between islands are to narrow for the ship to pass, especially in the {{w|Southeast Asia}} area. Some {{w|mediterranean seas}} are also inaccessible.
| Probably a reference to [[977: Map Projections]] or, more generally, to the Randall's obsession about [[:Category:Maps|maps]].
|-
| '''Voyager 1'''<br/><code>voyager-1</code>
| (1606, -14282)
| To get here, launch from the "Receiving transmission" communication device near the spiral landmark on Origin.
| This is a recreation of the {{w|Voyager 1}} space probe.
|
|-
| '''Voyager 2'''<br/><code>voyager-2</code>
| (10682, -5172)
| To get here, launch from the "Receiving transmission" communication device near the spider landmark on Origin.
| This is a recreation of the {{w|Voyager 2}} space probe.
|
|-
| '''SafetySat'''<br/><code>safetysat</code>
| (17024, 1024)
| To get here, launch from the cell tower on Origin.
| A cube satellite with an absurd set of assorted objects on board.
| This is a reference to [[1992: SafetySat]].
|-
| '''Shuttle Skeleton'''<br/><code>space-shuttle</code>
| (-30200, 14576)
| To get here, launch from the Shuttle Skeleton landmark on Origin or in the northwestern direction from Alaska on the Projection of Earth.
| The planet looks like an outline of the space shuttle with a strange skeleton inside.
| This is a reference to [[2630: Shuttle Skeleton]].
|-
| '''Giant Spider'''<br/><code>spider</code>
| (26982, -8714)
| To get here, launch from the spider landmark on Origin.
| The object is a giant spider floating in space with eight people standing on top of his legs.
| [[:Category:Spiders|Spiders]] is a recurring theme on xkcd.
|-
| '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''<br/><code>diffraction</code>
| (-19944, 11240)
| To get here, launch from the back of the left "hand" of the Shuttle Skeleton or the north of Alaska.
| The object is a star with very long spikes.
| This is a reference to [[2762: Diffraction Spikes]].
|-
| '''Roche Lobe Earth'''<br/><code>earth-roche</code> ''and'' <code>normal-moon</code>
| (-9952, -3952)
| To get there, launch from the like-shaped statue on Origin.
| This is a small, distorted, drop-shaped Earth with oceans and continents of the northern hemisphere. There's the Moon close by. The distortion looks like if the Moon's tidal forces are pulling northern Atlantic Ocean really hard.
| 
|-
| '''Dark Matter Planet'''<br/><code>dark-matter</code>
| (-2892, 2640)
| To get here, launch from the goal on the half of the field with just one person on it on Spacetime Soccer Field.
| This is a small, irregular planet with a black center (normal planets have white centers) and an inscription "DARK MATTER" inside, repeated three times.
|
{{w|Dark matter}} is a hypothetical form of {{w|matter}} sought by {{w|Astrophysics|astrophycists}} as a possible cause of behavior of {{w|Galaxy|galaxies}}, which cannot be explained by the current theory of {{w|gravity}} and observations. The anomalies would be explained if there was extra {{w|mass}} in the galaxies, which is not observed, but is theorized as dark matter presence. The dark matter is named this way not because it has some dark color, but because it supposedly does not interact (or interacts very weakly) with {{w|electromagnetic field}}, therefore does not emit {{w|light}} and can't be seen.

This is also a reference to [[2186: Dark Matter]]
|-
| '''Jurassic Park Planet'''<br/><code>gravity-qwantz</code>
| (20000, 11000)
| To get here, launch from the dinosaur on Origin or from the Andalites on Andal.
| It's a big planet with weak gravity, a lot of grass, and many dinosaur figures, some repeating a few times.
|
This is a reference to the 1993 {{w|Jurassic Park (film)|''Jurassic Park''}} film and the related {{w|Jurassic Park|media franchise}}. It contains images of dinosaurs taken from the [https://www.qwantz.com/ Dinosaurs] web comic, which, similarly to xkcd, uses a random string of letters for its domain name: <code>quantz.com</code>. It also reflects Randal's avid interest in [[:Category:Dinosaurs|dinosaurs]]. This is an exact copy of the Dinosaur Planet from [[2712: Gravity]].
|-
| '''Comet 67P'''<br/><code>67p</code>
| (18048, -11152)
| To get here, launch from the duck next to the 'Caution: long vertical drop' sign on Origin.
| This is a small, potato-shaped body, modelled after the {{w|67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko}} comet.
|
This is a reference to the 2004&ndash;2016 {{w|Rosetta (spacecraft)|Rosetta}} spacecraft mission, which was the first to place a lander ({{w|Philae (spacecraft)|Philae}}) on a comet core. The mission was also commemorated in [[1446: Landing]] and the spacecraft are mentioned in [[1402: Harpoons]] and [[1740: Rosetta]].
|-
| '''What If? Planet'''<br/><code>gravity-earth</code>
| (22000, 34000)
| To get here, launch from the two people explaining where Boston is on Origin, the left of Stonehenge on the Round Planet, or the left rim of the Guitar Ship.
| This is a huge, round planet with many bodies of water. The planet contains several scenes from ''[[what if? (blog)|what if?]]'' and [[2712: Gravity]]. Megan and Cueball are floating inside a small space in the center of the planet.
| This is an almost exact copy of the Earth planet from [[2712: Gravity]], however all text spoken by the characters has been removed, making puns difficult to grasp without referring to the original. Some scenes have been removed, some modified slightly.
|-
| '''Subway Planet'''<br/><code>subway-planet</code> ''and'' <code>black-hole-3</code>
| (-46000, -24000)
| To can get there take off from the "secret glade" item next to the the bush where someone says "Shhh" on Origin. 
|
This is a huge planet with a subway system connecting places named after U.S. cities, similar to the one from [[1196: Subways]]. In the area where Boston should be according to that system, there is a giant round hole with rugged sides consisting of a lot of broken planks. There's a black hole inside, off the center, in the Washington, D.C. area. There are many people and features both on the surface and within subway tunnels.
|
This is a key planet to solve the puzzle in the game, and contains several out of many in-game references to {{w|Boston}} (in many meanings of the name) and the {{w|Massachusetts Institute of Technology}}, which currently is located in {{w|Cambridge, Massachusetts}}, but was founded in 1861 in Boston.

Obviously, it's also a reference to [[1196: Subways]]
|-
| '''Boston Planet'''<br/><code>mbta</code>
| (-42000, 8000)
| To get here, launch from the back of the Shuttle Skeleton.
|
This is a big, perfectly round planet with a subway system. It is invisible until the player finds uncloaking device switch. Initially, all underground tunnels are blocked by huge round rocks with the letter "T" at the entrances and smaller round rocks down the tunnels. To unblock the tunnels, player needs to find subway tokens scattered in the universe; they appear only after the Boston planet is uncloaked. Subway stations on the surface and inside are marked with Boston district names.
|
This is the other key planet to the game puzzle. It is apparently the round part ripped off the Subway Planet, but drawn not to scale. The tunnels inside the planet roughly correspond to the Boston part of the scheme in [[1196: Subways]], but with few additions (e.g. Union Sq, Mattapan). The codename comes from the abbreviation of {{w|Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority}}.
|-
| '''Crystal Sphere'''<br/>''from'' <code>ring-1</code> ''to'' <code>ring-36</code>
|
| To get here, launch from anywhere and keep avoiding planets until you hit it. 
|
Most planets and celestial objects are inside of a thick enormous ring called Crystal Sphere. Both the interior and exterior edges of the Sphere are almost smooth, but have a few dents. There's a wide navigable crack leading out of the Sphere, which sides are rugged and riddled with broken planks, similarily to the Boston hole in the Subway Planet. The gravity increases significantly as the spaceship goes through the crack, it gradually feels the pull from the parts of the sphere it has left. It is not possible to leave the Sphere without the hyperdrive, however having collected all the engine upgrades inside the Sphere one can barely reach the outer surface, but moving along is very difficult. Above the crack, there is an arch made up of the repeating words "The End", which is reminiscent of the "Don't leave the play area" message in [[1608: Hoverboard]] that appeared when the player tried to get out of it.
|
The Crystal Sphere may be a reference to {{w|The Crystal Spheres}}, a short story by {{w|science fiction}} author {{w|David Brin}}, which suggests that each star with habitable planets in the universe is surrounded by a crystal sphere that can be broken only from the inside and is otherwise completely impenetrable.

It may also be a reference to {{w|celestial spheres}}, an early concept trying to explain apparent movement of planets and stars.
|-
| '''Star Destroyer'''<br/>''from'' <code>star-destroyer-a</code> ''to'' <code>star-destroyer-i</code>
| (18192, -130000)
| To get here, launch from the crack in the Crystal Sphere. 
|
This is a gigantic starship; it could have barely fit within the Crystal Sphere. It is located out of the Sphere, right up from the crack, but it can't be reached without the Hyperdrive. It has many corridors and chambers inside, and a lot of people, objects and other features both inside and outside of it. The gravity of the Sphere is still strong around here, but the starship has its own center of gravity; the "down" direction generally points towards the ventral part of the starship, but not quite, making orientation somewhat difficult as the surfaces supposed to be level seem to tilt to the left near the stern and to the right near the bow of the starship. Below it, down a stream of torpedoes fired from a turret, there's a much smaller starship.
|
This is a reference to {{w|Star Destroyer}}s and the {{w|Tantive IV|CR90 Corellian corvette}}, spaceships from the fictional ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' universe.

The whole scene is copied from [[1608: Hoverboard]], with the only difference being that {{w|Darth Vader}}'s dialogue was changed from referencing {{w|Steven Universe}} to {{w|The Murderbot Diaries}}. 
|-
| '''Click and Drag Planet'''<br/><code>clickdrag-nw</code>, <code>clickdrag-ne</code>, <code>clickdrag-sw</code>, ''and'' <code>clickdrag-se</code>
| (-31808, 111808) 
| To get here, launch from the bow or stern of the Star Destroyer tangentially to the Crystal Sphere to orbit it and keep the stars in the background moving horizontally on the screen until you see a dot around the spaceship guiding you.
|
The planet is huge, larger than any other in the game world, but smaller than the Star Destroyer. It is located outside the Crystal Sphere roughly opposite the Star Destroyer. It is mostly round, with many landscape features and scenes partly copied from [[1110: Click and Drag]], but arrayed in a circular, instead of linear shape. What's missing in comparison to the Click and Drag comic, is a few of the scenes, some textual content like dialogues (leaving persons intact), the underground parts, upper parts of the very high objects, and objects high above the surface.
|
|}

=Tables and Lists of Objects=

==Collectables==

===Plain list of collectables===
This is a quick list for those who want to check if they found everything.

The ''You found...'' sections directly show the names that appear in the player's list of found items. Some upgrades are also items and appear on the list, in such cases the names are the '''bolded''' parts of messages.

* '''Starting Planet'''
** You found...
**# a rock with neat stripes
**# a cool bug
**# a pretty leaf 
** Messages
**# Wheeee!

* '''Origin'''
** You found...
**# a secret glade
**# a holographic Charizard business card
**# a 5G seagull
**# a DVD of The Core (2003)
**# a normal-looking leaf
**# a marsh wren
**# an orb wren
**# a single grain of salt
**# 11 squares packed into a larger square
**# a tumbleweed 
** Upgrades
**# Nice flying! (Your tanks recharge faster now.) 
** Messages 
**# You found a tiny meteorite!
**# Welcome to liminal space
**# The St. Louis arch is also known as the gateway to space.
**# Be careful; this roller coaster can be disorienting!
 
*'''Hollow Planet'''
** Upgrades 
**# You found '''a sixth Lagrange point'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# You found '''a glass of heavy water''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Round Planet'''
** You found...
**# a swatch pop-out wristwatch 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a sensible cheese platter''' (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now)
**# ''[no message]'' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Uzumaki'''
** You found...
**# a golden radio tuned to 1.618 MHz
**# a scroll lock key
**# a primordial black hole
**# a cool pair of shoes with flames on the side
**# an ink cartridge
**# a podcast episode
**# a festive but somehow unnerving holiday card from Junji Ito
**# a friendly bee
**# a spiral-cut diamond
**# a burrito 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a tree-filled grove and a nice spot for quiet contemplation''' (Your thrusters are significantly more efficient now.)
**# You found '''a single caffeine molecule'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.) 
** Messages 
**# Exit Only
**# You're going the wrong way!

* '''Guitar Ship'''
** You found...
**# a guitar pick 
** Tokens
**# Orange line deactivated!

* '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
** Upgrades
**# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''the 3 million point line''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# You found '''a sunspot'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)

* '''Saturn'''
** You found...
**# a really cool data point 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a block of scandium'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Andal'''
** Upgrades
**# You found '''two Andalites, one canonical'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# What a nice place for a ship to sit! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
**# You found '''a friend''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# You found '''baby shoes (and baby)'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Projection of Earth'''
** You found...
**# the Heart of the Ocean (The message adds: "It was drifting around in space.")
**# a whale shark
**# some microbial life
**# some tin from the Pantai Remis mine
**# a sparkling gem
**# a piece of pumice (The message says: "You found a piece of pumice floating in space!")
** Upgrades
**# You found '''the Principality of Sealand'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a Rhode Island the size of an ant'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found an icosahedral d10 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
** Tokens
**# Red line deactivated!

* '''Voyager 1'''
** Upgrades
**# You found '''Voyager 1'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)

* '''Voyager 2'''
** Upgrades
**# You found '''Voyager 2'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)

* '''SafetySat'''
** You found...
**# a first of its kind 
** Upgrades
**# ''[no message]'' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# The more refined oil had a dinner engagement (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)

* '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
** You found...
**# a piece of space shuttle food 
** Upgrades
**# A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)

* '''Giant Spider'''
** You found...
**# a spider-silk scarf 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a friendly jumping spider''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
** You found...
**# a hydrogen ion
**# a piece of coronium (iron) (The message says; "You found a piece of coronium! Wait, no, iron.")

* '''Roche Lobe Earth'''
** You found...
**# a curious Humboldt squid
**# a bathyscaphe (The message says: "You found a bathyscaphe at the Marianas Trench!")
**# a wayward Roomba full of moondust 
** Tokens
**# Green line deactivated!

* '''Dark Matter Planet'''
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a delicate music box'''. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
** You found...
**# a tiny pteranodon
**# a baby hedgehog
**# a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills 
** Upgrades
**# Today is a good day I think for space exploration (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)

* '''Comet 67P'''
** Upgrades
**# Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
**# You found '''a broken smoke machine''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# Anyone for Scrabble later? (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''The Long Now Foundation's''' nickel paperweight containing an '''archive of every''' published '''Animorphs book'''! (Your launch speed has increased.)

* '''What If? Planet'''
** You found...
**# an eye in the sky
**# a stick
**# an asterisk (The message adds: "it doesn’t seem to refer to anything.")
**# a sterile neutrino
**# a secret leaf
**# a pair of squirrel goggles
**# a large hadron
**# a smooth green snake 
** Upgrades
**# You found '''a sunken treasure''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# The Yellowstone Super What? (Your launch speed has increased.)
**# Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a steam calliope'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a DNA base pair'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)

* '''Subway Planet'''
** You found...
**# a relativistic bowling ball
**# a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
**# a handful of quantum foam
**# a normal-sized apple 
** Upgrades 
**# You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
**# There is no parking in the white zone (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You feel accomplished (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a hot dog''' (Your launch speed has increased.)
**# You found '''a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero!''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# You found '''a beige electron'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''$30 in Yahoo'''! cash! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# You found '''a friendly cat'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
**# You found '''a brightly-lit billboard''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
** Messages
**# Transfer here for Mornington Crescent 
** Tokens 
**# MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected. (Blue, red, green, and orange lines activated.)

* '''Boston Planet'''
** You found...
**# a strangely heavy subway token 
** Tokens 
**# Blue line deactivated!
**# Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!

* '''Crystal Sphere'''
** You found...
**# a necklace of element samples whose symbols spell out your name (The message adds: "(note: hopefully you are not named 'katherine' or 'Brandon')!")
**# the platinum cylinder formerly used to define the kilogram
** Upgrades
**# A significant boost to the engines for a curious pilot (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
**# You found '''the gold crown Archimedes stole'''! (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
**# You found a handful of the quantum foam that makes up the fabric of space! (Your tanks recharge much faster now.)

* '''Crack in the Crystal Sphere'''
** Upgrades
**# There is a way out (Your launch speed has increased.)
** Messages
**# Right lane must turn right
**# Left lane must turn left

* '''Star Destroyer'''
** You found...
**# an unread email (The message adds: "Better leave it unread.")
**# a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
**# a lymphocyte
**# a forged resume
**# a serif
**# a Bursa of Fabricius
**# a cluster of data points
**# a premium subscription to food (The message has: "food.net")
**# two goats and a new car
**# an out-of-control trolley
**# a helium-238 nucleus
**# the Death Star plans 
** Upgrades 
**# You found '''a perpetual motion fidget spinner'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
**# You found '''a vintage Juicero juicer'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.) 
** Messages 
**# Hmmm.

* '''Click and Drag Planet'''
** You found...
**# an ant the size of Rhode Island
**# a pin with 17 angels dancing on it 
** Upgrades 
**# The vehicle below gives you a boost (Your launch speed has increased.)
**# We should turn back (Your engine gets a bit more powerful.)
**# You found '''an expert at underwater ropes'''. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
**# You found '''a trisected angle'''! (Your launch speed has greatly increased.)

* '''Open Space Outside the Crystal Sphere''' 
** Upgrades
**# It is very lonely out here (Your tanks recharge much faster now.)
**# You found '''a needle in a haystack''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
**# From here you can view the source of it all. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)

===Sortable table of collectables===

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! rowspan="2"|Planet
! colspan="4"|Collectable items
|-
! You found...
! Upgrades
! Messages 
! Subway tokens
|-
| '''Starting Planet'''
| 
* a rock with neat stripes
* a cool bug
* a pretty leaf 
|  
| 
* Wheeee! 
| 
|-
| '''Origin'''
| 
* a secret glade
* a holographic Charizard business card
* a 5G seagull
* a DVD of The Core (2003)
* a normal-looking leaf
* a marsh wren
* an orb wren
* a single grain of salt
* 11 squares packed into a larger square
* a tumbleweed 
| 
* Nice flying! (Your tanks recharge faster now.) 
| 
* You found a tiny meteorite!
* Welcome to liminal space
* The St. Louis arch is also known as the gateway to space.
* Be careful; this roller coaster can be disorienting! 
| 
|-
| '''Hollow Planet'''
|
| 
* You found '''a sixth Lagrange point'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* You found '''a glass of heavy water''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Round Planet'''
| 
* a swatch pop-out wristwatch 
| 
* You found '''a sensible cheese platter''' (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now)
* ''[no message]'' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Uzumaki'''
| 
* a golden radio tuned to 1.618 MHz
* a scroll lock key
* a primordial black hole
* a cool pair of shoes with flames on the side
* an ink cartridge
* a podcast episode
* a festive but somehow unnerving holiday card from Junji Ito
* a friendly bee
* a spiral-cut diamond
* a burrito 
| 
* You found '''a tree-filled grove and a nice spot for quiet contemplation''' (Your thrusters are significantly more efficient now.)
* You found '''a single caffeine molecule'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.) 
| 
* Exit Only
* You're going the wrong way!
| 
|-
| '''Guitar Ship'''
| 
* a guitar pick 
|  
|  
| 
* Orange line deactivated!
|-
| '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
|  
| 
* GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''the 3 million point line''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* You found '''a sunspot'''! (Your launch speed has increased.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Saturn'''
| 
* a really cool data point 
| 
* You found '''a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a block of scandium'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Andal'''
|
|
* You found '''two Andalites, one canonical'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* What a nice place for a ship to sit! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
* You found '''a friend''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* You found '''baby shoes (and baby''')! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Projection of Earth'''
| 
* the Heart of the Ocean
* a whale shark
* some microbial life
* some tin from the Pantai Remis mine
* a sparkling gem
* a piece of pumice 
| 
* You found '''the Principality of Sealand'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a Rhode Island the size of an ant'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found an icosahedral d10 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
* Red line deactivated!
|-
| '''Voyager 1'''
|  
|
* You found '''Voyager 1'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Voyager 2'''
|  
| 
* You found '''Voyager 2'''! Some of its great speed rubs off on you. (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''SafetySat'''
| 
* a first of its kind 
| 
* ''[no message]'' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* The more refined oil had a dinner engagement (Your thrusters are more efficient now.) 
|  
|
|-
| '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
| 
* a piece of space shuttle food 
| 
* A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency (Your thrusters are more efficient now.) 
|  
|
|-
| '''Giant Spider'''
| 
* a spider-silk scarf 
| 
* You found '''a friendly jumping spider''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
|
|-
| '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
| 
* a hydrogen ion
* a piece of coronium (iron) 
|  
|  
| 
|-
| '''Roche Lobe Earth'''
| 
* a curious Humboldt squid
* a bathyscaphe
* a wayward Roomba full of moondust 
|  
|  
| 
* Green line deactivated!
|-
| '''Dark Matter Planet'''
|  
| 
* You found '''a delicate music box'''. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
| 
* a tiny pteranodon
* a baby hedgehog
* a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills 
| 
* Today is a good day I think for space exploration (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Comet 67P'''
|
|
* Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
* You found '''a broken smoke machine''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* Anyone for Scrabble later? (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''The Long Now Foundation's''' nickel paperweight containing an '''archive of every''' published '''Animorphs book'''! (Your launch speed has increased.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''What If? Planet'''
| 
* an eye in the sky
* a stick
* an asterisk
* a sterile neutrino
* a secret leaf
* a pair of squirrel goggles
* a large hadron
* a smooth green snake 
| 
* You found '''a sunken treasure''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* The Yellowstone Super What? (Your launch speed has increased.)
* Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0 (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a steam calliope'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a DNA base pair'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Subway Planet'''
| 
* a relativistic bowling ball
* a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
* a handful of quantum foam
* a normal-sized apple 
| 
* You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
* There is no parking in the white zone (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You feel accomplished (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a brightly-lit billboard''' (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* You found '''a hot dog''' (Your launch speed has increased.)
* You found '''a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* You found '''a beige electron'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''$30 in Yahoo'''! cash! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* You found '''a friendly cat'''! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.) 
| 
* Transfer here for Mornington Crescent 
| 
* MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected. (Blue, red, green, and orange lines activated.)
|-
| '''Boston Planet'''
| 
* a strangely heavy subway token 
|  
|  
| 
* Blue line deactivated!
* Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!
|-
| '''Crystal Sphere'''
|
* a necklace of element samples whose symbols spell out your name
* the platinum cylinder formerly used to define the kilogram
|
* A significant boost to the engines for a curious pilot (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
* You found '''the gold crown Archimedes stole'''! (Your engine thrust has increased significantly.)
* You found a handful of the quantum foam that makes up the fabric of space! (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
|
|
|-
| '''Crack in the Crystal Sphere'''
|
|
* There is a way out (Your launch speed has increased.)
|
* Right lane must turn right
* Left lane must turn left
|
|-
| '''Star Destroyer'''
|
* an unread email
* a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
* a lymphocyte
* a forged resume
* a serif
* a Bursa of Fabricius
* a cluster of data points
* a premium subscription to food
* two goats and a new car
* an out-of-control trolley
* a helium-238 nucleus
* the Death Star plans 
| 
* You found '''a perpetual motion fidget spinner'''! (Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.)
* You found '''a vintage Juicero juicer'''! (Your thrusters are more efficient now.) 
| 
* Hmmm. 
| 
|-
| '''Click and Drag Planet'''
| 
* an ant the size of Rhode Island
* a pin with 17 angels dancing on it 
| 
* The vehicle below gives you a boost (Your launch speed has increased.)
* We should turn back (Your engine gets a bit more powerful.)
* You found '''an expert at underwater ropes'''. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.)
* You found '''a trisected angle'''! (Your launch speed has greatly increased.) 
|  
| 
|-
| '''Open Space Outside the Crystal Sphere''' 
|  
| 
* It is very lonely out here (Your tanks recharge much faster now.)
* You found '''a needle in a haystack''' (Your engine gets a little more powerful.)
* From here you can view the source of it all. (Your thrusters are more efficient now.) 
|  
|}

==All Objects with Explanations==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! colspan="5"|Features and Items
|-
! Planet
! Type
! Location 
! Description / Message
! Explanation 
|-
| rowspan="5" valign="top"|'''Starting Planet'''
| Message
| Above starting position
| ''Wheeee!''
| Probably reflects the excitation of a new visitor to this XKCD comic, seeing a promising game.
|-
| Item
| Above ground left of the starting position
| a rock with neat stripes
|
|-
| Item
| In the grass right of the starting position
| a cool bug
| A reference to 'Cool Bug Epoch' from [[2240: Timeline of the Universe]]
|-
| Item
| Up a tree
| a pretty leaf 
|  
|-
| People
| On the opposite of the starting position
| Beret Guy pointing his arm up and exclaiming ''WOW!''
| This is a reference to the title text of [[1117: My Sky]], and it could also be a reference to [[502: Dark Flow]].

|- 
| rowspan="41" valign="top"| '''Origin'''
| Landscape
| Close to the Starting Planet
| A sign saying: ''Welcome to Origin! You can never leave™''
| The sign names the planet, and also indicates that it is not possible to leave it by just launching off the surface during early gameplay, when the player has not collected any upgrades. May be a reference to the song by The Eagles: "Hotel California".
|-
| Message
| Right of the welcome sign, above the rollercoaster
| ''Be careful; this roller coaster can be disorienting!''
| A hint for the hidden shaft going through the planet; one of the entries is right below here.
|-
| Landscape
| On the right side of the rollercoaster
| A sign saying: ''Caution: Long vertical drop''
| Another hint for the hidden shaft.
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the rollercoaster
| A spider-shaped monument
| Marks the direction to the Giant Spider planet
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the spider monument
| A radio telescope with its antenna pointed straight up. ''Receiving transmission''.
| Marks the direction to Voyager 2. The message is an additional hint as radio telescopes are often used to communicate with distant space probes, including receiving probes' measurements and other scientific data, like photos.
|-
| People
| Right next to the cell tower
|
Cueball and White Hat talking.
:'''Cueball''': I bet the voyager spacecraft could teach you a thing or two about speed. Of course, you'd have to catch up to them first...
|
Voyager spacecraft are {{w|List_of_vehicle_speed_records#Spacecraft|not among}} the speed record holding space probes as of 2023, however they are the first in history to reach Solar System's {{w|escape velocity}}. They have also executed two {{w|gravity assist}} maneuvers each, so they are good examples on how to increase speed in this way, presumably allowing them to "teach" another spacecraft how to increase speed. Cueball's metaphor goes on to having to meet (catch up with) someone in order to learn something from him. The Voyagers are currently the farthest man-made objects in space; however in the game world they are quite close to the Origin planet.

This is also a hint regarding the upgrades located near both Voyager spacecraft, which add more thrust to the player's ship than regular thrust upgrades.
|-
| Landscape
| To the right from the radio telescope located near the spider monument
| A cell tower with 5G antennas. On top of it a strange object is mounted.
|
The strange object is a downscaled image of cube satellite from [[1992: SafetySat]]. Normally nobody puts cube satellites on top of fixed towers.

This landmark shows the direction to the SafetySat "planet".
|-
| Item
| Next to the top of the cell tower
| a 5G seagull
| {{w|5G}} is a modern emerging standard for {{w|cellular networks}} promising really high download speeds and much higher network capacity (i.e. the number of active devices in an area). Probably a reference to [[1656: It Begins]]
|-
| Landscape
| To the right from the cell tower
| A tyrannosaurus
| Marks the direction to the Jurassic Park planet.
|-
| Landscape
| Right next to the tyrannosaurus
| A St. Louis Arch shaped hole in the ground
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the left of the three pyramids
| A monument shaped like a sphere with a "T" on top
| This is a miniature of the Andal planet and marks the direction to it.
|-
| Landscape
| The leftmost of three pyramids
| A pyramid with a soccer ball on top
| Marks the direction to the Spacetime Soccer Field.
|-
| People
| The middle pyramid
|
Ponytail sitting on top of a pyramid, Megan standing at the base of it.
:'''Ponytail''': If you want a better spaceship, you need to visit another planet.
:'''Megan''': But if I want to visit another planet, I need a better spaceship!
|
An in-game reference to the fact that the player's ship initially has too little thrust to launch right off the surface of the Origin planet and needs an upgrade to become a "better" spaceship able to visit other planets. On the other hand, all engine upgrades are located off Origin, creating the apparently unsolvable {{w|Chicken or the egg|chicken-and-egg problem}} &ndash; unless the player follows other hints and finds a way to escape Origin anyway.
|-
| Landscape
| The rightmost of three pyramids
| A pyramid with Saturn on top of it
| Marks the direction to Saturn.
|-
| People
| Next to the pyramid with Saturn on top
|
Cueball and White Hat talking.
:'''Cueball''': I can't believe the Air and Space Museum's new exhibit has a real black hole!
:'''White Hat''': Is that... safe?
:'''Cueball''': It's OK, they've got a protective case around it.
|
Normally, it would not be possible to have a real black hole as a museum exhibit.{{citation needed}} Also, there's a misunderstanding between White Hat and Cueball. White Hat asks if it is safe for the public to keep a black hole in a museum. Cueball thinks White Hat is concerned about safety of the black hole itself, and responds that it is protected from unscrupulous visitors by putting it in a special case.

This is an in-game hint regarding the Subway Planet and the black hole present in its tunnels. It's also a reference to the real-world {{w|Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum|''Intrepid'' Sea, Air & Space Museum}}.
|-
| Landscape
| To the right from the pyramids
| A monument shaped like Earth's land masses
| Marks the direction to the Projection of Earth.
|-
| People
| Right next to the Projection of Earth monument
|
:'''Hairy''': Even if you did find a crack in the crystal sphere, there's no way you'd be able to escape its gravitational pull. You'd need some kind of a hyperdrive for that.
| An in-game reference to the Crystal Sphere, the navigable crack through it and the hint regarding the hyperdrive.
|-
| Landscape
| On the left side of the St. Louis Arch
| A monument of a strange spaceship
| This is a reference to [[2630: Shuttle Skeleton]] and marks the direction to the Shuttle Skeleton planet.
|-
| Landscape
| Opposite the rollercoaster
| A large arch
| This is a reference to the {{w|Gateway Arch}} located in {{w|St. Louis}}, {{w|Missouri}}. Marks the other end of the shaft going through the planet core.
|-
| Message
| A sign next to St. Louis Arch's right leg
| ''The St. Louis arch is also known as the gateway to space.''
| The creator of the Arch, Finnish-American architect {{w|Eero Saarinen}}, reportedly said that the arch symbolizes "the gateway to the West" understood as the {{w|American frontier}} and the expansion of American colonies into the western parts of the continent.

In-game, the Arch marks one of the "gateways" into the larger space of the game, namely the exits of the inner shaft, which allows the player to leave Origin by performing the Oberth maneuver (see below for further explanation).
|-
| Upgrade
| High above the St. Louis Arch
| ''Nice flying! Your tanks recharge faster now.''
| Congratulations for getting your orbital mechanics right and skillfully executing Oberth maneuver (see below). 
|-
| People 
| Right next to the St. Louis Arch
|
Ponytail with a group of three kids looking like Hairy, Megan and Cueball.
:'''Ponytail''': The St. Louis Arch is also known as the gateway to space.
| Ponytail acting as a guide repeats (or reads) to the kids the slogan written on the sign next to the Arch. See above for the explanation of the slogan.
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the St. Louis Arch
| A monument with a pear-shaped structure connected to a small sphere
| It's a miniature of the Roche Lobe Earth, marking a direction to it.
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the St. Louis Arch
| A small structure and a tower with a strange-looking orb on top
| Marks the direction to the Round Planet.
|-
| Item
| Close to the top of the orb tower.
| an orb wren
| {{w|Wren}}s are a common family of birds. Their bodies are rather stocky with short wings, sometimes resembling an orb, especially when perched with ruffled feathers such as when enduring cold weather. There's no species actually called an "orb wren".
|-
| Item
| Hidden at the base of the orb tower.
| 11 squares packed into a larger square
| A reference to [[2740: Square Packing]].
|-
| People
| To the right of the orb tower
|
Hairbun and another person.
:'''Hairbun''': Boston? That's in North America, on the Subway planet. It's straight up from the secret glade, you can't miss it.
|
This is an in-game reference and a hint on how to find Boston and the Subway Planet
|-
| Item
| Hidden in a grassy area to the right of the orb tower
| a tumbleweed
| {{w|Tumbleweed}} is an above-ground part of some species of plants in a form of a round, dense bush, which detaches as the plant dries in the summer season and is pushed by winds, rolling along the landscape.
|-
| Item
| Over a grassy area to the right of the orb tower
| a marsh wren
| {{w|Marsh wren}} is a species of North American songbird.
|-
| People
| To the right from the grassy area
|
A quintet of hairy and bearded or moustached people playing and singing:
:It's more than a feeling
:More than a feeling
| This is a reference to the popular song ''{{w|More Than a Feeling}}'' by the {{w|Boston_(band)|Boston}} rock band. It is also an in-game reference and pun regarding multiple Bostons present.
|-
| Message
| Above ground to the right of the musical band
| ''You found a tiny meteorite!''
| {{w|Meteorite}}s are fragments of small celestial bodies that have fallen onto the surface of Earth, surviving a high-speed passage through the atmosphere. Some are really tiny, being a result of a fragmentation of a larger one caused by the forces exerted during atmospherical entry. This particular one has not quite reached the surface, and should be called a {{w|meteoroid}} or a {{w|Meteoroid#Meteors|meteor}} instead. 
|- 
| Item
| High above ground to the right of the musical band
| a single grain of salt
|
|-
| Landscape
| Between the grassy area and the forest left of the welcome sign
| A spiral-shaped monument
| Marks the direction to the spiral Uzumaki planet.
|-
| Landscape
| Between the grassy area and the forest left of the welcome sign
| A radio telescope with its antenna pointed straight up. ''Receiving transmission''.
| Marks the direction to the Voyager 1. See also the entry on Voyager 2 above.
|-
| People
| Next to the voyager 1 radio telescope.
|
Cueball and Megan.
:'''Megan''': It's like my astronomy teacher always said: "Shoot for the Moon -- even if you miss, you might make a crack in the crystal sphere that imprisons us all in this universe."
| This is an in-game reference to the crack in the crystal sphere of the universe. If you go straight up from them, you can find the crack pretty easily.
|-
| Item
| At the left edge of the forest to the left from the welcome sign
| a holographic Charizard business card
|
This is a reference to a particular {{w|Charizard|character}} from the {{w|Pokémon}} media franchise. {{w|Holography|Holographic}} {{w|business card}}s are a fairly novel form of business or personal presentation.
|-
| Item
| In the middle of the forest to the left from the welcome sign
| a secret glade
|
|-
| Item
| Up the widest tree in the forest to the left from the welcome sign
| a normal-looking leaf
|
|-
| Message
| In the exact middle of the planet
| ''Welcome to liminal space''
|
|-
| People
| In a chamber next to the planet's center
|
Megan with her hair floating around her head.
:'''Megan''': The Oberth effect states that firing thrusters deeper in a gravity well adds more kinetic energy.
|
The {{w|Oberth effect}} is a physical phenomenon and orbital maneuver when a spacecraft fires its thrusters as close to the perycenter (the point on the orbit closest to the center of the orbited body) as possible, being deeper in the "gravity well", to gain more kinetic energy than if the same impulse (amount of propellant used and therefore speed difference) has been applied away from the center, in effect using its propellant more effectively. The kinetic energy is what allows a spacecraft to leave the proximity of the orbited body. A special case of such a maneuver may be accelerating in a theoretical shaft going through the core of the body, which is the case simulated in the game. Applying the principle according to Megan's hint the player is able to "swing" the spaceship a few times along the shaft, accelerating close to the center and allowing the "energy" to regenerate while away, and leave Origin in spite off low initial thrust.

The fact that inside of a spherical body the gravity of the outer layers cancels out creates a local microgravity environment, causing Megan's hair to freely float around her head.
|-
| Item
| In a chamber next to the planet's center
| a DVD of The Core (2003)
| A {{w|DVD}} is a digital {{w|optical disc}} format used most commonly for distributing {{w|film}}s, in his case the 2003 American {{w|The Core|science fiction disaster film}}. As the title suggest, it is inconveniently located at the core of the Origin planet.

|- 
| rowspan="8" valign="top"| '''Hollow Planet'''
|People
| In the hollow center of the planet.
|
Ponytail and White Hat floating in microgravity. White Hat's hat has come off his head.
:'''White Hat''': It's weird how a hollow shell doesn't exert gravitational force on objects inside it.
:'''Ponytail''': Oh, so ''that's'' why we don't feel a pull from the crystal sphere.
|
White Hat experiences a practical application of an unintuitive, and since "weird" in his words, {{w|shell theorem}}, as applied to gravity: that inside a hollow, spherical shell the forces of the gravity exerted by the shell cancel out for every object inside, regardless of its position within. Ponytail gets an epiphany, that it also applies to the gigantic Crystal Sphere surrounding the most part of the world she is in.
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Close to the center of the planet.
|
a sixth lagrange point

''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
{{w|Lagrange point}}s are places relative to two heavy bodies orbiting one another, where a third, much lighter body will stay in equilibrium with the large two, orbiting the common center of gravity with the same period and keeping a constant distance from both. There are only five Lagrange points.

In theory, a small body located in the center of a hollowed-out massive body will stay put as well (see the previous explanation), creating the sixth Lagrange point; however a hollow massive body can't exist, it will collapse under its own gravity.
|-
| Landscape
| On the surface of the planet.
| A sign with upwards-pointing arrow saying: ''Round Planet''
| Marks the direction to the Round Planet.
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Over the surface to the right of the ''Round Planet'' sign
|
a glass of heavy water

''Your engine gets a bit more powerful.''
|
{{w|Heavy water}} is a form of water that contains only {{w|deuterium}} (hydrogen-2) atoms in place of the much more common {{w|Hydrogen|hydrogen-1}} atoms. It is approximately 10% {{w|Density|denser}} than the regular water, hence its name. Heavy water is not normally poured into glasses as for drinking.
|-
| Landscape
| On the surface of the planet to the right of the ''Round Planet'' sign
| A sign with upwards-pointing arrow saying: ''EXIT''
| Marks the direction to the crack in the Crystal Sphere.
|-
| Landscape
| Next to the ''EXIT'' sign
| A sign with upwards-pointing arrow saying: ''Uzumaki''
| Marks the direction to Uzumaki
|-
| Landscape
| Across a gap in the surface to the right of the ''Uzumaki'' sign
| A sign with upwards-pointing arrow saying: ''Origin and Subway''
| Marks the direction to Origin and (not quite precisely) to the Subway Planet.
|-
| Landscape
| On the surface opposite the ''EXIT'' sign
| A sign with upwards-pointing arrow saying: ''Earth (compromise projection)''
| Marks the direction to Projection of Earth.

|-
| rowspan="10" valign="top" | '''Round Planet'''
| People
| On the middle part of the Great Wall
|
Cueball and Megan.
:'''Cueball''': The Great Wall of China is the only human-made structure you can see space from.
|
This is a pun on the commonly voiced misconception that the {{w|Great Wall of China}} is the only man-made object on Earth that can be seen from {{w|Outer space|space}} (or the Earth's orbit at least).
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| To the right of the Great Wall over a field of boulders
|
a sensible cheese platter

''Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
|
A cheese platter is a common dish served in restaurants as a starter or sometimes as a main dish, as well as a final course in a formal meal (following the sweet, or as an option instead of one<!-- I just want to say I hate that. What if I want my sweet dish, my cheeses and then the coffee? Sorry, just one sign of the world going to hell in a handcart... -->) composed of a selection of cheeses served on a large platter. However, often it may just be a random collection of what's available (e.g. a hard cheese, a soft cheese, a blue cheese of either hard or soft variety, possibly a small serving of butter; and a selection of crackers that are either far too many or far too few for the other products). A "sensible" plate, i.e. well-composed by a competent chef, might be considered rare.
|-
| Item
| Within Stonehenge
| a swatch pop-out wristwatch
|
|-
| People
| To the right of the Stonehenge
| Hairbun walking on absurdly high stilts
| People walking on stilts are a fairly common theme in xkcd. References include [[482: Height]], [[1608: Hoverboard]], [[1663: Garden]], [[2603: Childhood Toys]], [[2669: Things You Should Not Do]] and possibly other comics.
|-
| Landscape
| Next to Hairbun on stilts
|
Three spaceships flying just above the surface. The leading one transmits a message:
:''Rogue group, use your harpoons and tow cables! Go for the legs!''
|
This is a quote from ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' episode V ''{{w|The Empire Strikes Back}}''. In the original context the starships were attacking {{w|Walker (Star Wars)#All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT)|AT-AT}} four-legged armored vehicles, trying to immobilize them by entangling their legs. In the game, they are attacking Hairbun on stilts instead.
|-
| Upgrade
| Above the middle spaceship attacking Hairbun
| ''Your engine gets a bit more powerful.''
| A regular engine upgrade. 
|-
| People
| To the right of the three spaceships
| A volleyball net. Cueball is jumping in the air to hit a volleyball on the right side of the net while Ponytail is juggling three bowling pins on the left side.
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the volleyball field
|
An airplane towing a long, narrow banner with a message printed across, not along it:
:''Does any one know how to get this thing to print in land scape mode?''
| A reference to [[2757: Towed Message]].
|-
| People
| To the right of the airplane towing a banner
| Beret Guy climbing a cell tower with some fruit hanging off the antennas. Cueball is standing next to it.
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the cell tower
| Huge gallows with a large flag on a pole hanging on it. The pole of the flag is twisted into a shape partly resembling an infinity sign; the loose end of the pole pierces the flag. A relatively large Cueball figure stands next to it.
|

|-
| rowspan="16" valign="top" | '''Uzumaki'''
| Item + Upgrade
| On the outside of the spiral
| a single caffeine molecule
''Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
|
{{w|Caffeine}} is a chemical substance present in many plants including {{w|coffee bean}}s. Beverages containing it have a refreshing effect on people, reducing fatigue and increasing performance. It may be pun implying that after collecting this item, the spaceship is similarly "recharged" as a person after a cup of {{w|coffee}}, however a single {{w|molecule}} would not make a big difference.
|-
| Message
| The entrance to the spiral 
| ''Exit Only''
| In real world doors or gates are sometimes marked ''Exit Only'' to facilitate optimal movement of people or vehicles in an area or within a building, especially in an emergency. However, for such one-way passage to be useful, the structure must have some other entry points. The spiral has only one entry point.
|-
| Item
| Within the spiral 
| a festive but somehow unnerving holiday card from Junji Ito
| {{w|Junji Ito}} is the author of {{w|Uzumaki}}, which inspired the spiral planet. He specializes in {{w|Japanese horror}} genre, therefore a postcard with his original artwork on it might be perceived as "unnerving".
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a podcast episode
| A {{w|podcast}} is a primarily a {{w|digital audio}} (now more commonly also a {{w|video}}) show or presentation similar to a {{w|radio program}}, but instead of being {{w|Broadcasting|broadcast}} at a predetermined time, is made available for {{w|download}} and later review at leisure. Being digital data, a podcast is intangible, therefore finding a podcast episode just lying around is a bit absurd missing some recording medium. On the other hand a digital video found on the Origin planet is recorded on a DVD (see above).
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a friendly bee
|
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| an ink cartridge
| An ink cartridge is a container filled with {{w|ink}}, packaged for direct use in a device that dispenses the ink for drawing, writing, printing etc. It may refer to a cartridge for an old-fashioned {{w|fountain pen}} or an {{w|ink cartridge}} for a modern {{w|Inkjet printing|inkjet printer}}.
|-
| Landscape
| Further within the spiral 
|
A free-roaming Roomba

:'''Roomba''': WHIRRR
| {{w|Roomba}} is a line of {{w|robotic vacuum cleaner}}s popular in the {{w|hacker culture|hacker community}}. Roombas are a [[:Category:Roomba|common theme]] on xkcd, but this is likely a direct reference to [[1558: Vet]].
|-
| Message
| Just above Roomba
| ''You're going the wrong way!' ''
| Probably a reference to the ''Exit Only'' message above.
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a spiral-cut diamond
| Raw {{w|diamond}}s are {{w|Diamond cut|cut}} to form {{w|Gemstone|gems}} used in {{w|jewellery}}. To expose the natural beauty of the mineral, the cut has to create symmetrical flat surfaces (facets) at specific angles to each other so {{w|White#White_light|white light}} {{w|refraction|refracts}} and {{w|Reflection (physics)|reflects}} within the finished gem, possibly multiple times, also {{w|Dispersion (optics)|dipersing}} on its way back to the viewer's eye, creating a brilliant look. Cutting a diamond in a spiral shape would be likely counter-productive and very difficult because of the material's {{w|brittleness}}.

It is a self-reference to the spiral "planet" the item is located on.
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a golden radio tuned to 1.618 MHz
|
A {{w|Broadcasting|broadcast}} {{w|radio receiver}} (often called simply ''radio'') is an electronic device for receiving and listening to {{w|radio program|radio programming}} and has to be {{w|Tuner (radio)|tuned}} to a particular {{w|frequency}} to listen to the desired program. Frequency is measured in the unit of {{w|hertz}} or its {{w|Metric prefix|multiplies}}, in this example in megahertz. 1.618 MHz is located in the part of {{w|High frequency|HF}} (high frequency) range of the {{w|electromagnetic spectrum}} assigned (in the USA {{w|Frequency plan|band plan}}) to broadcasting, however not aligned to actual station assignments; the closest assignment is 1.620 MHz (1620 kHz) for {{w|WDHP}} station in {{w|Frederiksted, U.S. Virgin Islands}}. Due to inaccuracies involved with tuning and the 10 kHz {{w|channel spacing}} of American {{w|AM broadcasting|AM radio broadcasting}}, setting a real radio receiver to exactly 1618 kHz will allow listening to the mentioned station, as well as a few others which have nearby frequencies allocated, maybe with some distortion.

This is a pun referring to the {{w|golden ratio}}, being an {{w|irrational number}} of approximately 1.618 and to the {{w|golden spiral}}.
|-
| People
| Further within the spiral 
|
:'''Beret Guy''': I like spirals!
|
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a burrito
| {{w|Burrito}} is a {{w|Mexican cuisine|Mexican}} and {{w|Tex-Mex}} cuisine dish consisting of various ingredients tightly wrapped in a {{w|flour tortilla|wheat tortilla}}. This is a rather nonsense joke; a possible connection to Uzumaki is that wrapping the tortilla creates a spiral cross section.
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a cool pair of shoes with flames on the side
|
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a scroll lock key
|
{{w|Scroll Lock}} is a key on {{w|IBM Personal Computer|IBM}}-compatible {{w|computer keyboard}}s, often accompanied with a status light. It was originally intended for changing the function of {{w|arrow keys}} between moving the {{w|Cursor (user interface)|cursor}} around the screen (Scroll Lock off) and {{w|scrolling}} the contents of the screen (Scroll Lock on). Later, different systems and applications repurposed the key for other functions, such as pausing and resuming automatic scrolling of copious textual output, or for other obscure purposes such as {{w|debugging}} or the ''{{w|Magic SysRq key}}'' on {{w|Linux}}. As such, the key has almost fallen out of use in modern computing, prompting manufacturers of small computers such as {{w|laptop}}s or small {{w|Form factor (design)|form factor}} keyboards to make it smaller, move it to a non-standard place in the {{w|keyboard layout}} or drop it altogether. Most laptops missing the Scroll Lock key on their keyboards implement some key combination which acts as if Scroll Lock was pressed, allowing advanced users to use the mentioned obscure functions anyway.

Placing this item quite deep in the spiral is a pun referring to difficulty in finding a Scroll Lock key or the equivalent combination on some modern computers. A few xkcd comics refer to the key: [[978: Citogenesis]], [[1465: xkcd Phone 2]], [[1854: Refresh Types]] and [[2206: Mavis Beacon]].
|-
| Item
| Further within the spiral 
| a primordial black hole
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| In the center of the spiral
| a tree-filled grove and a nice spot for quiet contemplation
''Your thrusters are significantly more efficient now.''
|

|-
| rowspan="2" valign="top" | '''Guitar Ship'''
| Item
| Just over the dome on the back of the guitar
| a guitar pick
| A {{w|guitar pick}} is a small flat tool for playing a {{w|guitar}}.
|-
| Token
| Close to guitar's neck
| ''Orange line deactivated!''
|

|-
| rowspan="4" valign="top" | '''Spacetime Soccer Field'''
| Upgrade
| Within one of the goals
| ''GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
|-
| Upgrade
| Within the other goal
| ''GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Your engine gets a bit more powerful.''
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| On the surface of the planet between goals
| a sunspot
''Your launch speed has increased.''
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| At the center spot on one of the soccer field
| the 3 million point line
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|

|-
| rowspan="3" valign="top" | '''Saturn'''
| Item
| At the equator, below the rings
| a really cool data point
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| At the south pole
| a block of scandium
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| At middle latitudes of the northern hemisphere
| a pair of platonic solids, not quite touching
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|

|-
| rowspan="6" valign="top" | '''Andal'''
| Upgrade
| At the top of the T-shaped tower
| ''What a nice place for a ship to sit! Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the T-shaped tower
| Two fantasy animals: one looks like a centaur, the other as a horse-headed centaur.
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Over the animals
| two Andalites, one canonical
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| In the grass close to some hills
| baby shoes (and baby)
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| People
| In the grassy area between two hilly regions
|
Cueball and Megan facing each other
:'''Megan''': The M.I.T. cloaking device only affects the electroweak and nuclear forces. Gravity is the odd one out, as usual.
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Next to Megan
| a friend
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|

|-
| rowspan="10" valign="top" | '''Projection of Earth'''
| Item + Upgrade
| The North Sea
| the Principality of Sealand
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| Item
| Northern Atlantic Ocean
| the Heart of the Ocean
| The whole message says: ''You found the Heart of the Ocean! It was drifting around in space.''
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Next to Rhode Island
| a Rhode Island the size of an ant
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| Token
| Next to Boston, Massachusetts
| ''Red line deactivated!''
|
|-
| Item
| By the Alexander Island of Antarctica
| some microbial life
|
|-
| Item
| Off the West African coastline
| a whale shark
|
|-
| Item
| On the western coast of Myanmar near the Strait of Malacca
| some tin from the pantai remis mine
|
|-
| Item
| Next to the Celebes Island of Indonesia
| a sparkling gem
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Off the southern Australian coast
| an icosahedral d10
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| Item
| Near the Kamchatka peninsula in Eastern Russia
| a piece of pumice
| The whole message says: ''You found a piece of pumice floating in space!''

|-
| valign="top" | '''Voyager 1'''
| Item + Upgrade
| Next to the dish antenna
| Voyager 1
''Some of its great speed rubs off on you. Your engine thrust has increased significantly.''
|

|-
| valign="top" | '''Voyager 2'''
| Item + Upgrade
| Next to the dish antenna
| Voyager 2
''Some of its great speed rubs off on you. Your engine thrust has increased significantly.''
|

|-
| rowspan="3" valign="top" | '''SafetySat'''
| Item
| In front of laser pointers
| a first of its kind
|
|-
| Upgrade
| Next to software-defined radio
| ''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
|-
| Upgrade
| Next to crude oil tank
| ''The more refined oil had a dinner engagement. Your launch speed has increased.''
|

|-
| rowspan="2" valign="top" | '''Shuttle Skeleton'''
| Item
| At the tip of the ship's bow
| a piece of space shuttle food
|
|-
| Upgrade
| Next to the left-hand engine
| ''A little upgrade works wonders on fuel efficiency. Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|

|-
| rowspan="2" valign="top" | '''Giant Spider'''
| Item
| Next to the tip of the spider's abdomen
| a spider-silk scarf
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Next to the spider's mouth
| a friendly jumping spider
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|

|-
| rowspan="2" valign="top" | '''Diffraction Spikes Star'''
| Item
| At the tip of a long spike
| a hydrogen ion
|
|-
| Item
| At the tip of a short spike
| a piece of coronium (iron)
| The whole message says: ''You found a piece of coronium! Wait, no, iron.''

|-
| rowspan="4" valign="top" | '''Roche Lobe Earth'''
| Item
| Off the California coastline
| a curious humboldt squid
|
|-
| Item
| Off the Japan coast
| a bathyscaphe
| The whole message says: ''You found a bathyscaphe at the Marianas Trench!''
|-
| Token
| Near Boston
| ''Green line deactivated!''
|
|-
| Item
| On the far side of the Moon
| a wayward Roomba full of moondust
|

|-
| valign="top" | '''Dark Matter Planet'''
| Item + Upgrade
| A little above the surface to the left of Ponytail
| a delicate music box
''Your engine is a little more powerful now.''
|

|-
| rowspan="6" valign="top" | '''Jurassic Park Planet'''
| People
| On the surface
| A person with a hat facing a couple
:'''dr John Hammond''': Welcome... to Jurassic Park.
|
|-
| Upgrade
| To the right of the people close to a dinosaur's mouth
| ''But what if gravity doesn't actually exist? Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
|
|-
| Upgrade
| Further to the right between two dinosaurs
| ''Today is a good day I think for space exploration. Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| Item
| Still further to the right
| a tiny pteranodon
|
|-
| Item
| Still further to the right, low above the grass
| a baby hedgehog
|
|-
| Item
| Below surface down from the middle of empty grassy area between two dinosaurs to the left of the people
| a tattered knapsack containing about $194,00 in $20 bills
|

|-
| rowspan="7" valign="top" | '''Comet 67P'''
| Landscape
| On the surface opposite the large bulge
| Remains of a crashed spacecraft
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Just above the crashed spacecraft
| The Long Now Foundation's archive of every Animorphs book
''You found The Long Now Foundation's nickel paperweight containing an archive of every published Animorphs book! Your launch speed has increased.'
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the left of the bulge
| A small three-legged spacecraft.
:'''Spacecraft''': BEEP BOOP
|
|-
| Landscape
| On the bulge
| Cueball standing next to some apparatus
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Next to the apparatus
| a broken smoke machine
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| Upgrade
| To the right of the bulge
| ''Some people believe that when the Earth appears in the sky, it's a harbinger of doom. Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
|
|-
| Upgrade
| Further to the right, next to a signpost
| ''Anyone for Scrabble later? Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|

|-
| rowspan="36" valign="top" | '''What If? Planet'''
| Upgrade
| On the flag flying from a flagpole
| ''You captured the flag! You decide to leave it there, but it's yours. Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| People
| To the right from the flagpole
| A cave in the ground. Inside it there's Beret Guy and two rabbits.
|
This is a reference to an English-language expression [[wikt:rabbit hole|''rabbit hole'']] which means a complex, bizarre or difficult situation, esp. such that one does
not want to be involved in. The expression is itself a reference to {{w|Lewis Carroll}}s ''{{w|Alice's Adventures in Wonderland}}'' in which the protagonist follows
the {{w|White Rabbit}} down a rabbit hole to find herself in the {{w|Wonderland (fictional country)|Wonderland}}. Here, Beret Guy literally enters a {{w|Burrow|rabbit hole}}.

In the original version from [[2712: Gravity]] there was a text spoken by Beret Guy: "I don't know why people complain about going down rabbit holes. These lil guys are adorable!"
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| In the rabbit hole
| a dna base pair
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| People
| To the right from the rabbit hole
| Two stones with sails attached, sliding on the ground towards Ponytail and Megan
|
This is an overly literal reference to the natural phenomenon of {{w|Sailing stones}}.

In the original version, Ponytail was saying: "Ahh, the mysterious natural wonders of sailing stones"
|-
| People
| To the right from sailing stones
| Black Hat aiming a bow at a satellite not far above the ground
| Probably a reference to "Consequence archery" from [[1920: Emoji Sports]]
|-
| Item
| Just above the satellite
| an eye in the sky
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the right of the satellite
| A lake with an eel swimming in it
|
|-
| Item
| In the grass near the eel-lake
| a smooth green snake
| The whole message says: ''You found a smooth green snake! It curls up in your hand and naps.''
|-
| Landscape
| On the other side of a grassy area by the eel-lake
| A small erupting volcano
| In the original version, the volcano was making a ''DOOT!'' sound. It is a reference to the "Doot cone" of [[1714: Volcano Types]]
|-
| People
| To the right of the volcano cone
| White Hat and Cueball standing, another person charging them with a sword held above head. Cueball is holding a small object in his left hand, the arm stretched towards the attacker.
|
|-
| People
| To the right of the person with sword
| Baby Hairbun running towards baby Megan. Megan is making a kicking move like in a soccer game, but there's no ball drawn.
|
|-
| People
| To the right of the girls playing
| A person with a wide-rimmed hat driving a tractor. The ground strangely sticks to its wheels.
|
This scene and three following ones are references to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 64: Lemon Drops and Gumdrops, where it rains candy.

{{w|Lemon drop (candy)|Lemon drops}} and {{w|gumdrop}}s are made mostly of {{w|sugar}} and {{w|pectin}}s to create thick, sticky texture.
If such confectionery would fall on the ground in copious amounts such as during heavy rainfall, and partially dissolve in water bodies
or ground water, it would make the surface sticky and gross,{{citation needed}} affecting movement, such as the farmer's tractor having
trouble going. {{w|Tractor}}s used e.g. in agriculture may already have trouble going on really muddy soils, the addition of candy
makes it worse.
|-
| People
| To the right of the tractor
| Megan and Cueball standing on a shore of a shallow lake, Cueball is poking a stick into the water which strangely sticks to it.
| A candyfall happening for a prolonged time would replace some water in lakes etc. and dissolve in them, turning them into a {{w|syrup}}.
|-
| Landscape
| Over the shallow lake of sticky water
| A hummingbird flying
|
The only creature satisfied with the candyfall is the {{w|hummingbird}} which feeds on {{w|nectar}}, which is essentially {{w|syrup}}
produced naturally within {{w|flower}}s. In the original version, the bird exclaims ''YESSSSSSS!''
|-
| People
| To the right of the shallow lake
| Cueball with his head apparently tilted back, being hit by something falling from above.
PLINK
:'''Cueball''': OW!
PLINK
:'''Cueball''': OW!
|
Seeing the candyfall, Cueball attempts to eat some of it, by just opening his mouth and letting the candy fall in.
However, as anybody who tried a trick of throwing a piece of candy upwards and catching it in one's mouth knows,
having the candy hit one's teeth is a rather painful experience.
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| At the bottom of the shallow lake
| a sunken treasure
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
|-
| People
| Further to the right from the shallow lake
| A person (Hairy?) sitting on a large heap of bananas, Cueball standing aside.
|
In the original version Hairy says: "I'm Bananas Georg. Every year our company publishes global per capita banana consumption numbers,
so to make the printing easier, I eat enough bananas of December 31st to make sure it's a round number."
|-
| People
| Next to Bananas Georg
| Megan standing on a brim of a small valley, another person standing in the valley with a small animal by his feet.
:'''Megan''': Hi, Ryan!
|
|-
| Item
| Just above Ryan
| an asterisk
| The whole message says: ''You found an asterisk. it doesn’t seem to refer to anything.''
|-
| People
| To the right from the valley with Ryan
| Cueball and Megan are standing in a dugout. Cueball holds a spade.
| In the original version Cueball says: "Weird, I feel ''heavier''."
|-
| Upgrade
| Next to Cueball with a spade
| ''The Yellowstone Super What? Your launch speed has increased.''
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the right from the dugout
| A river, a waterfall and a lake below the falls. On the top of the waterfall Cueball faces two persons with police hats on. There's a fat hose labelled "Niagara water" leading from the waterfall into a building labelled "LHC". Someone in the building shouts:
:Hey!
| The abbreviation "LHC" stands for the {{w|Large Hadron Collider}}. This scene is a reference to {{what if|147|Niagara Straw}}.
|-
| Item
| Next to the LHC
| a large hadron
| 
|-
| Landscape
| To the right from the LHC
| A large, rippled body of water. Two people in a boat are sailing towards an UFO-shaped large rock being ejected from the water into space. Another two people are standing on the rock.
| This is a reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 50: Japan Runs an Errand
|-
| Landscape
| In the large body of water
| A tube to the bottom of the ocean. Megan is standing at the bottom.
| This is a reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 50: Mariana Trench Tube
|-
| Upgrade
| To the right of a large rippled body of water, on a big cloud
| ''Nutritional Facts - Serving Size: 1 Cloud, Total Calories: 0. Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|
|-
| People
| To the right of a bunch of clouds
| Megan sitting on a rectangular block, facing another upright block.
|
|-
| People
| To the right of blocks and stones area.
| White Hat walking through a patch of grass along Hairbun, who's looking at her mobile phone.
| In the original version, Ponytail was saying: "I checked downforeveryoneorjustme.com and it says just me." to what White Hat responded: "Yeah, I guess down isn't down for everyone."
|-
| Item
| In the middle of a patch of forest
| a secret leaf
|
|-
| Item
| Under a large tree in the rightmost part of the forest
| a stick
|
|-
| Landscape
| To the right from the forest
| A tower crane lowering a comet onto a place with two dinosaurs
| This is a reference to {{what if|162|Comet Ice}}
In the original version, crane operator was saying: "How am I supposed to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs if they keep moving out from under my comet?"
|-
| Item
| Under the crane's beam
| a sterile neutrino
|
|-
| Item
| To the right of the crane
| a pair of squirrel goggles
|
|-
| People
| To the right of the crane
| Knit Cap observing an object moving at supersonic speed next to him.
:''BOOM''
| This is a reference to ''What If? 2'' Chapter 56: Walking Backward in Time, where these squirrels are surprisingly present in the past.
In the original version, Knit Cap was saying: "Unusually high-speed squirrels."
|-
| People
| To the right of a supersonic squirrel.
| Danish standing in a swimming pool, Cueball on the brim.
| In the original version, Danish was exclaiming: "Jump in! The water's fine!"
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| In the swimming pool next to Danish
| a steam calliope
''our engine gets a little more powerful.''

|-
| rowspan="40" valign="top" | '''Subway Planet'''
| Landscape
| Many places
| '''Warning! Air and Space Museum black hole ahead!<br/>Turn back while you still have enough engine thrust!''
|
This warns the player about a black hole present inside the planet in the center of Washington, D.C. area.
Once the player gets close and is pulled onto the surface of the black hole, it is not possible to launch off of it without the Hyperdrive.
The only way to get unstuck is pressing the Home button.

It's a reference to the {{w|Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum|''Intrepid'' Sea, Air & Space Museum}}.
|-
| Upgrade
| At a large opening in the planet's surface
| ''You get the feeling you're not in Kansas anymore. Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
|
|-
| People
| On the right side of the large opening in the planet
| Megan and Cueball standing on the edge. Cueball is leaning forward, looking down.
:'''Cueball''': Where's Boston?
:'''Megan''': I think M.I.T. kids took it.
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| In the entrance to a triple-wide tunnel leading down to NYC
| a hot dog
''Your launch speed has increased.''
|
|-
| People
| On the surface to the right of the tunnels leading to NYC
| Cueball and Danish walking.
:'''Cueball''': Why did those M.I.T. kids keep talking about Morgantown?
:'''Danish''': They're just transit enthusiasts, I guess.
:'''Cueball''': But Morgantown is tiny. It can't possibly have a subway, can it?
:'''Danish''': Not exactly...
|
|-
| People
| On the surface above Santo Domingo
| Hairy and White Hat.
:'''Hairy''': A lot of people don't realize that North America only has one subway system; each city's metro is just one part of the network.
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| At the entrance to a tunnel leading to Santo Domingo / Monterrey area
| a bottle of Coke Absolute Zero
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
|-
| People
| On the surface to the right of the Mexico City
|
:'''Ponytail''': Welcome to the Subway Planet, home of all North America's metro systems!
|
|-
| People
| Further to the right
| Ponytail and Cueball. Cueball is holding a four-wheeled suitcase.
:'''Ponytail''': Boston? No, that's on the other side of the planet. Or used to be, anyway.
|
|-
| People
| Further to the right
| Ponytail and Megan walking.
:'''Ponytail''': My favorite thing about visiting Origin is all the pointing sculptures. They make it so easy to navigate!
|
|-
| People
| On the surface next to San Francisco
| Cueball and Megan standing on the opposite sides of a tunnel entrance.
:'''Cueball''': If you're looking for someone to track down those M.I.T. kid, you could try asking CalTech.
:'''Megan''': But we're in San Francisco; Isn't CalTech in Pasadena?
:'''Cueball''': Yeah, it's down there somewhere.
|
|-
| People
| Between San Francisco and Vancouver
| Ponytail jumping across a tunnel entrance.
:'''Ponytail''': Vancouver!
|
|-
| People
| Vancouver
| Cueball and Ponytail looking up.
:'''Cueball''': Huh, I never noticed that crack in the crystal sphere before.
|
|-
| People
| Down in the tunnels in Montreal
|
:'''Knit Cap''': Bienvenue à Montréal!
|
|-
| People
| At the bottom of the large hole in the planet's surface
| Blondie and Megan.
:'''Blondie''': I hear M.I.T. kids were working on a cloaking device. Boston could be anywhere.
|
|-
| Item
| In a short dead-end tunnel near the right side of the hole
| a Cybiko® wireless handheld computer for teens (2000)
|
|-
| Item
| In a short dead-end tunnel down in NYC
| a handful of quantum foam
|
|-
| Item + Upgrade
| Down in the tunnels of New York City
| a brightly-lit billboard
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
|
|-
| Item
| Down in NYC
| a normal-sized apple
|
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| Item + Upgrade
| In the tunnel leading from New York City to Washington, D.C.
| a friendly cat
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
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| People
| Down in Mexico
| Cueball sitting on a ledge, Megan standing below, looking down
:'''Megan''': You'd need some powerful thrusters to make it down there and back.
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| People
| Monterrey
| Megan looking at her phone
<code>xkcd.com/1196</code>
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| Item + Upgrade
| In a short dead-end tunnel near Miami
| a beige electron
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
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| Item
| In a short dead-end tunnel in Toronto
| a relativistic bowling ball
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| Item + Upgrade
| Further down in Toronto
| $30 in Yahoo
''You found $30 in Yahoo! cash! Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
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| Upgrade
| Down in San Francisco
| ''The next stop is Interplanetary Terminal G. Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
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| People
| Down in Los Angeles
| A rectangular chamber connected to a tunnel. Megan is standing at the entrance to it, Hairbun and Cueball are inside.
:'''Megan''': Welcome to CalTech!
:'''Hairbun''': The M.I.T. cloaking device control? It's in Morgantown, WV.
:'''Cueball''': Figures.
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| People
| Left and down from the CalTech chamber
| Jill standing in the tunnel.
:'''Jill''': Stop! This line goes to D.C.! Ever since the Air and Space Museum put in the black hole exhibit, it's been difficult to return without enough engine thrust.
| This is a more elaborate version of the warning plastered all over the inside of the planet. See the first entry on the Subway Planet above.
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| Upgrade
| In a tunnel between Los Angeles and Philadelphia
| ''There is no parking in the white zone. Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
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| Upgrade
| In a long straight dead-end tunnel near Philadelphia
| ''You feel accomplished. Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
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| People
| Down in Philadelphia
| Cueball sitting on a slope.
:'''Cueball''': Morgantown? You could get there via Philly and Baltimore, but that would take you near the Museum. Might be safer to take the red line from Atlanta.
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| Message
| In a tunnel in Washington, close to the black hole
| ''Transfer here for Mornington Crescent''
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| Landscape
| In the center of Washington, D.C.
| The Air and Space Museum's black hole pictured as a dark circle with shiny rings around it. It is impossible to escape it without the Hyperdrive. If caught there, hit the Home button.
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This object does not behave like a real {{w|black hole}} as anything getting close enough (below the {{w|Schwarzschild radius}}) will never emerge from it again.
In the game, however, one can land on the surface of it and launch off it, provided that the engine thrust has been greatly increased by the Hyperdrive.
The object behaves like a dense, spherical solid having a large mass and hence exerting significant gravitational force, more like a {{w|super-Earth}}.
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| Landscape
| In the tunnel leading from Washington to Morgantown
| A sign with an arrow, saying ''WV''
| ''WV'' is a common abbreviation for the U.S. state of {{w|West Virginia}} in which {{w|Morgantown, West Virginia|Morgantown}} lies.
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| People
| In Morgantown
| Cueball sitting at a subway station (a round chamber a bit wider than the tunnel) at a strange angle to the surface
:'''Cueball''': Welcome to Morgantown!
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| Token
| In Morgantown
| ''MIT Cloaking Device deactivated! Boston detected.''
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| Landscape
| Along the tunnels from Morgantown up to the surface near Mexico
| A grey line with a circle at Morgantown end and an arrow at the other end
| This line appears only after the Cloaking Device is deactivated and points to the Boston planet.
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| People
| In the tunnel leading from Morgantown to Atlanta
| Megan standing at a subway station at a strange angle to the surface
:'''Megan''': Welcome to Morgantown!
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| People
| Further along the tunnel from Morgantown to Atlanta
| Megan sitting
:'''Megan''': I think I'm stuck. I can't even see the black hole from here!
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| People
| At the joint of the tunnels leading to Morgantown and Washington, D.C.
| Cueball sitting on the edge, his elbow on his thigh, and his chin resting on his hand.
:'''Cueball ''': Where does that line go?
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| rowspan="15" valign="top" | '''Boston Planet'''
| People
| Next to the entrance of the blue line, labelled "Wonderland"
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:'''Cueball''': There's a token to open each T line. The blue line token is right here in Boston.
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| Token
| Over the blue line entrance
| ''Blue line deactivated!''
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| People
| On the other side of the entrance of the blue line
| White Hat with his arms stretched facing Ponytail
:'''White Hat''': Welcome to Wonderland!
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| People
| Next to the entrance of the red line, labelled "Braintree"
| Cueball and Megan
:'''Cueball''': Transfer here to Skinflower and Bonevine.
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{{w|Braintree, Massachusetts}} is a real-world town in the {{w|Greater Boston}} area, where the {{w|Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority|MBTA}} {{w|MBTA subway|subway}}
{{w|Red_Line_(MBTA)|red line}} terminal {{w|Braintree station (MBTA)|station}} is located.
The funny-sounding name of the town has inspired Randall to create two fictional station names following the same pattern of animal organ + plant form: Skinflower and Bonevine.
These names also appear on the map in [[1196: Subways]].
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| People
| Next to the entrance of the green line, labelled "Riverside"
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:'''Cueball''': I can't believe the green line goes all the way to Los Angeles.
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| People
| Next to the other entrance of the green line, labelled "Boston College"
| Megan and Ponytail talking.
:'''Megan''': Boston is a lot of places. It's on the East Coast of North America, but it's also on the surface of the Earth.
:'''Ponytail''': And on some playlists.
:'''Megan''': And of course it's right here!
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|-
| People
| Next to another entrance of the green line, labelled "Medford/Tufts"
| 
:'''Cueball''': I can't believe the green line extension is finally open.
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| People
| Down the blue line tunnel
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:'''Cueball''': The red line token? It's in Boston.
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Cueball states the fact that there are many places named Boston or alluding to Boston in the game and the remaining subway tokens
(besides the blue line one, which was needed to get into the blue line tunnel in order to read Cueball's hints)
are located in or near such places. To find where the other tokens are, sort the table by the '''Type''' column and look up entries named "Token".
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| People
| Further down the blue line tunnel
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:'''Cueball''': The green line token is in Boston, too.
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| People
| Still further down the blue line tunnel
|
:'''Cueball''': The orange line token is also in Boston.
|-
| People
| Near the intersection of the blue and orange lines tunnels
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:'''Cueball''': There are a lot of Bostons in this universe.
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| People
| In the red line tunnel, down from Braintree.
| Megan and Cueball walking.
:'''Cueball''': You know, the locals actually pronounce it "Quinchy"
|
This is a reference to {{w|Quincy, Massachusetts}}, a city through which the {{w|MBTA subway|Boston subway}} {{w|Red_Line_(MBTA)|red line}} goes.
Four stations are located within the city limits: {{w|North Quincy station|North Quincy}}, {{w|Wollaston station|Wollaston}},
{{w|Quincy Center station|Quincy Center}} and {{w|Quincy Adams station|Quincy Adams}}. The word "quinchy" is a rather obscene slang expression, look it up in Urban Dictionary.
|-
| People
| In the red line tunnel, next to a place labelled "MIT".
|
:'''Megan ''': The hyperdrive works pretty well, but use it carefully. Try not to fly into walls at full speed.
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|-
| Upgrade
| In the red line tunnel, next to a place labelled "MIT".
| ''Welcome to MIT! You acquired a hyperdrive!''
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|-
| In the center of the planet
| Item
| a strangely heavy subway token
| This item is only accessible before the Boston planet is uncloaked.

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| rowspan="6" valign="top" | '''Crystal Sphere'''
| Close to the interior edge to the left of the crack
| Upgrade 
| ''A significant boost to the engines for a curious pilot. Your engine thrust has increased significantly.''
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|-
| On the interior edge approx. a quarter of the full circle to the right of the crack
| Item + Upgrade
| the gold crown Archimedes stole
''Your engine thrust has increased significantly.''
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|-
| On the interior edge almost opposite the crack
| Item
| a necklace of element samples whose symbols spell out your name
| The full message says: ''You found a necklace of element samples whose symbols spell out your name (note: hopefully you are not named 'Katherine' or 'Brandon')!''
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| On the exterior edge approx. a quarter of the full circle to the left of the crack
| Item
| the platinum cylinder formerly used to define the kilogram
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|-
| Some distance off the exterior edge approx. a quarter of the full circle to the right of the crack
| Item + Upgrade
| a needle in a haystack
''Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
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|-
| Inside the Crystal Sphere between Boston and Round planets
| Upgrade 
| ''You found a handful of the quantum foam that makes up the fabric of space! Your engine gets a little more powerful.''
|

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| rowspan="3" valign="top" | '''Crack in the Crystal Sphere'''
| On the left side of the entrance to the crack in the sphere
| Message 
| Left lane must turn left
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|-
| On the right side of the entrance to the crack
| Message 
| Right lane must turn right
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|-
| Inside the crack more than a halfway though it
| Upgrade 
| ''There is a way out. Your launch speed has increased.''
|

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| rowspan="14" valign="top" | '''Star Destroyer'''
| colspan="4" |
The two ships (the Destroyer itself and the smaller Corellian Corvette aka Rebel Blockade Runner below it) are copied from [[1608: Hoverboard]] with minor alterations
and with this comic's specific features added: items, powerups and messages. They feature a lot of scenes with people and many strange objects.

The below list contains only the specific game objects and a couple of scenes that have been altered with regard to the original.
For explanations of the puns, dialogues and scenes on board the ships, go to the [[1608: Hoverboard#Table with references|table with references]] on the explanation
page of the Hoverboard comic.
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| Item
| In an empty room of the Destroyer on the other end of the tunnel leading aft from the room with piñata party
| a lymphocyte
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|-
| Item + Upgrade
| In the room in the center of the Rotary (round tunnel)
| a vintage Juicero juicer
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
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|-
| Item
| In a room to the right of the Rotary inside hamster ball Megan is riding in
| an out-of-control trolley
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|-
| Item + Upgrade
| On the upper surface of the Destroyer, to the left of the cowboy
| a perpetual motion fidget spinner
''Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
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|-
| Item
| In the dance hall
| a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
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|-
| Item
| In the rotunda within the Imperial Park Chamber
| a helium-238 nucleus
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|-
| Message
| In the ventral dome, next to the warning sign
| Hmmm.
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|-
| Item
| In the ''Prince of Persia'' maze
| a cluster of data points
|
|-
| Item
| In the ''Prince of Persia'' maze
| a premium subscription to food
| The whole message says: ''You found a premium subscription to food.net!''
|-
| Item
| Next to a giant light bulb in the lowest aft chamber
| a Bursa of Fabricius
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|-
| Item
| In the middle aft chamber
| two goats and a new car
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|-
| Item
| Under the top dome
| an unread email
| The whole message says: ''You found an unread email. better leave it unread.''
|-
| People
| In the control room below the top dome
| Darth Vader talks to Hairy
:'''Darth Vader''': (breathe)<br/> But all murderbot really wants is watch Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon,<br/> (breathe)<br/> which is a soap &ndash; are you getting all this?
:'''Hairy''': Yes, my lord!
| '''Note:''' the dialogue has been changed from what was present in the original version.

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-| Danish standing next to a console on the upper deck of the bow section, Hairbun right behind, her fists clenched.
-:'''Danish''': Captain's log, stardate April 3rd, 2023...
-:'''Hairbun''': Augh! No!
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