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=Table of planets=
 
=Table of planets=
This is a different attempt to list and explain all the planets and other objects that have gravity and can be landed upon and explored.
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'''This is a different attempt to list and explain all the planets and other objects that have gravity and can be landed upon and explored'''.
  
 
The description and explanations may be incomplete or incorrect. Please help improve them. Try to keep separate the ''description'' (i.e. how the planet looks and what general features it has) and ''explanation'' (i.e. what the name and look represent, what they refer to both in the real and fictional worlds and what xkcd comics may have been a source or an inspiration. Please describe the planets only, not the objects that can be found on them.
 
The description and explanations may be incomplete or incorrect. Please help improve them. Try to keep separate the ''description'' (i.e. how the planet looks and what general features it has) and ''explanation'' (i.e. what the name and look represent, what they refer to both in the real and fictional worlds and what xkcd comics may have been a source or an inspiration. Please describe the planets only, not the objects that can be found on them.
 
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{| class="wikitable sortable"
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
 
! Name<br/><code>code-name</code>
 
! Name<br/><code>code-name</code>
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| '''Guitar Ship'''<br/><code>guitar-ship</code>
 
| '''Guitar Ship'''<br/><code>guitar-ship</code>
 
| (-12000, -30000)
 
| (-12000, -30000)
| To get there, launch from Uzumaki, a little to the left of the caffeine molecule item, or from the musicians singing "it's more than a feeling" on origin.
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| To get there, launch from Uzumaki, a little to the left of the caffeine molecule item.
 
| The planet is shaped like a guitar seen in perspective looking from the bottom of the body, with a dome on the back side. Within the dome there's the Boston skyline.
 
| The planet is shaped like a guitar seen in perspective looking from the bottom of the body, with a dome on the back side. Within the dome there's the Boston skyline.
 
| This is a reference to the cover art of the album {{w|Boston (album)|Boston}} by the like-named American {{w|Boston (band)|rock band}}. It's one of many references to {{w|Boston}} in the game.
 
| This is a reference to the cover art of the album {{w|Boston (album)|Boston}} by the like-named American {{w|Boston (band)|rock band}}. It's one of many references to {{w|Boston}} in the game.
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| To get here, launch from anywhere and keep avoiding planets until you hit it.  
 
| To get here, launch from anywhere and keep avoiding planets until you hit it.  
 
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Most planets and celestial objects are inside of a thick enormous ring called Crystal Sphere. Both the interior and exterior edges of the Sphere are almost smooth, but have a few dents. There's a wide navigable crack leading out of the Sphere, which sides are rugged and riddled with broken planks, similarily to the Boston hole in the Subway Planet. The gravity increases significantly as the spaceship goes through the crack, it gradually feels the pull from the parts of the sphere it has left. It is not possible to leave the Sphere without the hyperdrive, however having collected all the engine upgrades inside the Sphere one can barely reach the outer surface, but moving along is very difficult. Above the crack, there is an arch made up of the repeating words "The End", which is reminiscent of the "Don't leave the play area" message in [[1608: Hoverboard]] that appeared when the player tried to get out of it.
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Most planets and celestial objects are inside of a thick enormous ring called Crystal Sphere. Both the interior and exterior edges of the Sphere are almost smooth, but have a few dents. There's a wide navigable crack leading out of the Sphere, which sides are rugged and riddled with broken planks, similarily to the Boston hole in the Subwau Planet. The gravity increases significantly as the spaceship goes through the crack, it gradually feels the pull from the parts of the sphere it has left. It is not possible to leave the Sphere without the hyperdrive, however having collected all the engine upgrades inside the Sphere one can barely reach the outer surface, but moving along is very difficult. Above the crack, there is an arch made up of the repeating words "The End", which is reminiscent of the "Don't leave the play area" message in [[1608: Hoverboard]] that appeared when the player tried to get out of it.
 
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The Crystal Sphere may be a reference to {{w|The Crystal Spheres}}, a short story by {{w|science fiction}} author {{w|David Brin}}, which suggests that each star with habitable planets in the universe is surrounded by a crystal sphere that can be broken only from the inside and is otherwise completely impenetrable.
 
The Crystal Sphere may be a reference to {{w|The Crystal Spheres}}, a short story by {{w|science fiction}} author {{w|David Brin}}, which suggests that each star with habitable planets in the universe is surrounded by a crystal sphere that can be broken only from the inside and is otherwise completely impenetrable.
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| To get here, launch from the crack in the Crystal Sphere.  
 
| To get here, launch from the crack in the Crystal Sphere.  
 
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This is a gigantic starship; it could have barely fit within the Crystal Sphere. It is located out of the Sphere, right up from the crack, but it can't be reached without the Hyperdrive. It has many corridors and chambers inside, and a lot of people, objects and other features both inside and outside of it. The gravity of the Sphere is still strong around here, but the starship has its own center of gravity; the "down" direction generally points towards the ventral part of the starship, but not quite, making orientation somewhat difficult as the surfaces supposed to be level seem to tilt to the left near the stern and to the right near the bow of the starship. Below it, down a stream of torpedoes fired from a turret, there's a much smaller starship.
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This is a gigantic starship; it could have barely fit within the Crystal Sphere. It is located out of the Sphere, right up from the crack, but it can't be reached without the Hyperdrive. It has many corridors and chambers inside, and a lot of people, objects and other features both inside and outside of it. The gravity of the Sphere is still strong around here, but the starship has its own center of gravity; the "down" direction generally points towards the ventral part of the starship, but not quite, making orientation somewhat difficult as the surfaces supposed to be level seem to tilt to the left near the stern and to the right near the bow of the starship. Below it, down a stream of torpedoes fired from a turred, there's a much smaller starhip.
 
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This is a reference to {{w|Star Destroyer}}s and the {{w|Tantive IV|CR90 Corellian corvette}}, spaceships from the fictional ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' universe.
 
This is a reference to {{w|Star Destroyer}}s and the {{w|Tantive IV|CR90 Corellian corvette}}, spaceships from the fictional ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' universe.
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| People
 
| People
 
| Left and down from the CalTech chamber
 
| Left and down from the CalTech chamber
| Jill standing in the tunnel.
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| Science Girl standing in the tunnel.
:'''Jill''': Stop! This line goes to D.C.! Ever since the Air and Space Museum put in the black hole exhibit, it's been difficult to return without enough engine thrust.
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:'''Science Girl''': Stop! This line goes to D.C.! Ever since the Air and Space Museum put in the black hole exhibit, it's been difficult to return without enough engine thrust.
 
| This is a more elaborate version of the warning plastered all over the inside of the planet. See the first entry on the Subway Planet above.
 
| This is a more elaborate version of the warning plastered all over the inside of the planet. See the first entry on the Subway Planet above.
 
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| Upgrade  
 
| Upgrade  
 
| ''There is a way out. Your launch speed has increased.''
 
| ''There is a way out. Your launch speed has increased.''
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| rowspan="18" valign="top" | '''Star Destroyer'''
 
| colspan="4" |
 
The two ships (the Destroyer itself and the smaller Corellian Corvette aka Rebel Blockade Runner below it) are copied from [[1608: Hoverboard]] with minor alterations
 
and with this comic's specific features added: items, powerups and messages. They feature a lot of scenes with people and many strange objects.
 
 
The below list contains only the specific game objects and a couple of scenes that have been altered with regard to the original.
 
For explanations of the puns, dialogues and scenes on board the ships, go to the [[1608: Hoverboard#Table with references|table with references]] on the explanation
 
page of the Hoverboard comic.
 
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| Item
 
| In an empty room of the Destroyer on the other end of the tunnel leading aft from the room with piñata party
 
| a lymphocyte
 
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| Item + Upgrade
 
| In the room in the center of the Rotary (round tunnel)
 
| a vintage Juicero juicer
 
''Your thrusters are more efficient now.''
 
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| Item
 
| In a room to the right of the Rotary inside hamster ball Megan is riding in
 
| an out-of-control trolley
 
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| Item + Upgrade
 
| On the upper surface of the Destroyer, to the left of the cowboy
 
| a perpetual motion fidget spinner
 
''Your tanks recharge a bit faster now.''
 
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| Item
 
| In the dance hall
 
| a glass slipper with a glass foot in it
 
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| Item
 
| In the rotunda within the Imperial Park Chamber
 
| a helium-238 nucleus
 
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| Message
 
| In the ventral dome, next to the warning sign
 
| Hmmm.
 
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| Item
 
| In the ''Prince of Persia'' maze
 
| a cluster of data points
 
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| Item
 
| In the ''Prince of Persia'' maze
 
| a premium subscription to food
 
| The whole message says: ''You found a premium subscription to food.net!''
 
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| Item
 
| Next to a giant light bulb in the lowest aft chamber
 
| a Bursa of Fabricius
 
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| Item
 
| In the middle aft chamber
 
| two goats and a new car
 
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| Item
 
| Under the top dome
 
| an unread email
 
| The whole message says: ''You found an unread email. better leave it unread.''
 
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| People
 
| In the control room below the top dome
 
| Darth Vader talks to Hairy
 
:'''Darth Vader''': (breathe)<br/> But all murderbot really wants is watch Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon,<br/> (breathe)<br/> which is a soap &ndash; are you getting all this?
 
:'''Hairy''': Yes, my lord!
 
| '''Note:''' the dialogue has been changed from what was present in the original version.
 
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| People
 
| The control room of the Corellian Corvette
 
| Danish standing next to a console on the upper deck of the bow section, Hairbun right behind, her fists clenched.
 
:'''Danish''': Captain's log, stardate April 3rd, 2023...
 
:'''Hairbun''': Augh! No!
 
| '''Note:''' the dialogue has been changed from what was present in the original version by updating the date.
 
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| Item
 
| At the entrance to the control room
 
| a forged resume
 
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| Item
 
| At the end of the tunnel leading fore from the main chamber
 
| the Death Star plans
 
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| Item
 
| At the focal point of the upper dish antenna
 
| a serif
 
 
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