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| What do you want to do today? | | What do you want to do today? | ||
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− | | What do you want to do today? | + | | rowspan="3" | What do you want to do today? |
| I don't know: Reflect on your life | | I don't know: Reflect on your life | ||
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| Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor? | | Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor? | ||
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| Brunch: Where do you go? | | Brunch: Where do you go? | ||
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− | | Do you like your neighbor? | + | | rowspan="2" | Do you like your neighbor? |
| Yes: '''Page 78''' | | Yes: '''Page 78''' | ||
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| No: What do you want to bring? | | No: What do you want to bring? | ||
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− | | What do you want to bring? | + | | rowspan="4" | What do you want to bring? |
| Jupiter: '''Page 70''' | | Jupiter: '''Page 70''' | ||
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| Iron vapor: '''Page 18''' | | Iron vapor: '''Page 18''' | ||
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| Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid? | | Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid? | ||
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| My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes? | | My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes? | ||
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− | | Do you think bugs should get paid? | + | | rowspan="2" | Do you think bugs should get paid? |
| Yes: '''Page 96''' | | Yes: '''Page 96''' | ||
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| No: Reflect on your life | | No: Reflect on your life | ||
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− | | Where do you go? | + | | rowspan="2" | Where do you go? |
| The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen? | | The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen? | ||
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− | | Are you wearing sunscreen? | + | | A diner: How do you get there? |
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+ | | rowspan="2" | Are you wearing sunscreen? | ||
| Yes: '''Page 319''' | | Yes: '''Page 319''' | ||
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| No: How do you want to visit? | | No: How do you want to visit? | ||
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− | | How do you want to visit? | + | | rowspan="2" | How do you want to visit? |
| Briefly, via teleporter: '''Page 314''' | | Briefly, via teleporter: '''Page 314''' | ||
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| I want to land a probe on the surface: '''Page 323''' | | I want to land a probe on the surface: '''Page 323''' | ||
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− | | How do you get there? | + | | rowspan="3" | How do you get there? |
| Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter? | | Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter? | ||
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| Plane: '''Page 83''', Are you flying near any strong magnets? | | Plane: '''Page 83''', Are you flying near any strong magnets? | ||
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| Car: How do you want to drive? | | Car: How do you want to drive? | ||
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− | | Where do you sit in the helicopter? | + | | rowspan="2" | Where do you sit in the helicopter? |
| On the rotor: '''Page 6''' | | On the rotor: '''Page 6''' | ||
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| Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets? | | Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets? | ||
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− | | Are you flying near any strong magnets? | + | | rowspan="2" | Are you flying near any strong magnets? |
| Yes: '''Page 171''' | | Yes: '''Page 171''' | ||
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| No: Okay, there's the diner! | | No: Okay, there's the diner! | ||
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− | | Okay, there's the diner! | + | | rowspan="2" | Okay, there's the diner! |
| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128''' | | Keep driving forever: '''Page 128''' | ||
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| Stop: What food do you order? | | Stop: What food do you order? | ||
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− | | What food do you order? | + | | rowspan="5" | What food do you order? |
| The sun: '''Page 303''' | | The sun: '''Page 303''' | ||
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| Breadsticks: '''Page 299''' | | Breadsticks: '''Page 299''' | ||
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| Ammonia: '''Page 284''' | | Ammonia: '''Page 284''' | ||
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| A cloud: '''Page 195''' | | A cloud: '''Page 195''' | ||
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| Soup: How much soup? | | Soup: How much soup? | ||
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− | | How much soup? | + | | rowspan="2" | How much soup? |
| 1 bowl: '''Page 197''' | | 1 bowl: '''Page 197''' | ||
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| 10<sup>40</sup> bowls: '''Page 1''' | | 10<sup>40</sup> bowls: '''Page 1''' | ||
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− | | How do you want to drive? | + | | rowspan="3" | How do you want to drive? |
| Fast: '''Page 180''' | | Fast: '''Page 180''' | ||
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| With a bird: '''Page 171''' | | With a bird: '''Page 171''' | ||
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| Normal: Does this road lead to Rome? | | Normal: Does this road lead to Rome? | ||
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− | | Does this road lead to Rome? | + | | rowspan="3" | Does this road lead to Rome? |
| Yes: Pick a different road | | Yes: Pick a different road | ||
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| No, but it should: '''Page 154''' | | No, but it should: '''Page 154''' | ||
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| No: Okay, there's the diner! | | No: Okay, there's the diner! | ||
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| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128''' | | Keep driving forever: '''Page 128''' | ||
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− | | What do you really want to do? | + | | rowspan="3" | What do you really want to do? |
| I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: '''Page 43''' | | I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: '''Page 43''' | ||
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| I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs? | | I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs? | ||
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| I want a dog: Get a dog | | I want a dog: Get a dog | ||
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− | | What kinds of things about eggs? | + | | rowspan="2" | What kinds of things about eggs? |
| True things: '''Page 300''' | | True things: '''Page 300''' | ||
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| False things: '''Page 258''' | | False things: '''Page 258''' | ||
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| Are you satisfied? | | Are you satisfied? | ||
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| Yes: '''Fulfillment!''' | | Yes: '''Fulfillment!''' | ||
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| No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs | | No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs | ||
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| Enough? (1) | | Enough? (1) | ||
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| Yes: '''Fulfillment!''' | | Yes: '''Fulfillment!''' | ||
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| No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs | | No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs | ||
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| Enough? (2) | | Enough? (2) | ||
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| Yes: Fulfillment! | | Yes: Fulfillment! | ||
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| No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: '''Page 308''' | | No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: '''Page 308''' | ||
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− | | Have you committed any crimes? | + | | rowspan="3" | Have you committed any crimes? |
| Not sure: '''Page 255''' | | Not sure: '''Page 255''' | ||
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| Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes | | Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes | ||
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| No: Do you want to? | | No: Do you want to? | ||
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− | | Do you want to? | + | | rowspan="2" | Do you want to? |
| No: '''Page 255''' | | No: '''Page 255''' | ||
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| Yes: '''Page 258''' | | Yes: '''Page 258''' | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:56, 10 January 2023
Table of flowcharts from 2672: What If? 2 Flowchart
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Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of What if? 2! (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2]) | What do you want to do today? |
What do you want to do today? | I don't know: Reflect on your life |
Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor? | |
Brunch: Where do you go? | |
Do you like your neighbor? | Yes: Page 78 |
No: What do you want to bring? | |
What do you want to bring? | Jupiter: Page 70 |
Iron vapor: Page 18 | |
Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid? | |
My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes? | |
Do you think bugs should get paid? | Yes: Page 96 |
No: Reflect on your life | |
Where do you go? | The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen? |
A diner: How do you get there? | |
Are you wearing sunscreen? | Yes: Page 319 |
No: How do you want to visit? | |
How do you want to visit? | Briefly, via teleporter: Page 314 |
I want to land a probe on the surface: Page 323 | |
How do you get there? | Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter? |
Plane: Page 83, Are you flying near any strong magnets? | |
Car: How do you want to drive? | |
Where do you sit in the helicopter? | On the rotor: Page 6 |
Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets? | |
Are you flying near any strong magnets? | Yes: Page 171 |
No: Okay, there's the diner! | |
Okay, there's the diner! | Keep driving forever: Page 128 |
Stop: What food do you order? | |
What food do you order? | The sun: Page 303 |
Breadsticks: Page 299 | |
Ammonia: Page 284 | |
A cloud: Page 195 | |
Soup: How much soup? | |
How much soup? | 1 bowl: Page 197 |
1040 bowls: Page 1 | |
How do you want to drive? | Fast: Page 180 |
With a bird: Page 171 | |
Normal: Does this road lead to Rome? | |
Does this road lead to Rome? | Yes: Pick a different road |
No, but it should: Page 154 | |
No: Okay, there's the diner! | |
Pick a different road | Does this road lead to Rome? |
Okay, there's the diner! | Keep driving forever: Page 128 |
What do you really want to do? | I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: Page 43 |
I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs? | |
I want a dog: Get a dog | |
What kinds of things about eggs? | True things: Page 300 |
False things: Page 258 | |
Get a dog | Are you satisfied? |
Are you satisfied? | Yes: Fulfillment! |
No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs | |
Get more dogs | Enough? (1) |
Enough? (1) | Yes: Fulfillment! |
No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs | |
More dogs | Enough? (2) |
Enough? (2) | Yes: Fulfillment! |
No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: Page 308 | |
Have you committed any crimes? | Not sure: Page 255 |
Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes | |
No: Do you want to? | |
Do you want to? | No: Page 255 |
Yes: Page 258 | |
Travel back in time to undo your crimes | Page 277 |