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2672: What If? 2 Flowchart/Table
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Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of What if? 2! (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2]) | What do you want to do today? |
What do you want to do today? | I don't know: Reflect on your life |
Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor? | |
Brunch: Where do you go? | |
Do you like your neighbor? | Yes: Page 78 |
No: What do you want to bring? | |
What do you want to bring? | Jupiter: Page 70 |
Iron vapor: Page 18 | |
Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid? | |
My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes? | |
Do you think bugs should get paid? | Yes: Page 96 |
No: Reflect on your life | |
Where do you go? | The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen? |
A diner: How do you get there? | |
Are you wearing sunscreen? | Yes: Page 319 |
No: How do you want to visit? | |
How do you want to visit? | Briefly, via teleporter: Page 314 |
I want to land a probe on the surface: Page 323 | |
How do you get there? | Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter? |
Plane: Page 83, Are you flying near any strong magnets? | |
Car: How do you want to drive? | |
Where do you sit in the helicopter? | On the rotor: Page 6 |
Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets? | |
Are you flying near any strong magnets? | Yes: Page 171 |
No: Okay, there's the diner! | |
Okay, there's the diner! | Keep driving forever: Page 128 |
Stop: What food do you order? | |
What food do you order? | The sun: Page 303 |
Breadsticks: Page 299 | |
Ammonia: Page 284 | |
A cloud: Page 195 | |
Soup: How much soup? | |
How much soup? | 1 bowl: Page 197 |
1040 bowls: Page 1 | |
How do you want to drive? | Fast: Page 180 |
With a bird: Page 171 | |
Normal: Does this road lead to Rome? | |
Does this road lead to Rome? | Yes: Pick a different road |
No, but it should: Page 154 | |
No: Okay, there's the diner! | |
Pick a different road | Does this road lead to Rome? |
Okay, there's the diner! | Keep driving forever: Page 128 |
What do you really want to do? | I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: Page 43 |
I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs? | |
I want a dog: Get a dog | |
What kinds of things about eggs? | True things: Page 300 |
False things: Page 258 | |
Get a dog | Are you satisfied? |
Are you satisfied? | Yes: Fulfillment! |
No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs | |
Get more dogs | Enough? (1) |
Enough? (1) | Yes: Fulfillment! |
No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs | |
More dogs | Enough? (2) |
Enough? (2) | Yes: Fulfillment! |
No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: Page 308 | |
Have you committed any crimes? | Not sure: Page 255 |
Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes | |
No: Do you want to? | |
Do you want to? | No: Page 255 |
Yes: Page 258 | |
Travel back in time to undo your crimes | Page 277 |