Difference between revisions of "1350: Lorenz/Transcript"

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:[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks] 
'''Knit Cap''':

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Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
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Facebook Branch

Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. (Permalink)

Hairy:

Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.

Come check out my neighbour's ball pit. It's full of balls.

Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago

Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?

Gravity Branch

Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - Permalink)

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     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''':
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 ===So you're still refusing to use Facebook?===
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 :[A green dinosaur appears]
 '''Dinosaur''':
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 ====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.====
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 :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
 '''Dinosaur''':
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 =====Or should I MySpace this?=====
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 =====Go analog, dog=====
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 '''Dinosaur''':
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 =====Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!=====
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 '''Dinosaur''':
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 =====I will swallow your personal data!=====
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 :[They leave]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 ====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch====
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 :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
 '''Hairy:'''
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 =====Has this hole always been here?=====
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 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
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                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I see lizard people
   <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14b50e-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is
                                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''':
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                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down
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 :[Knit Cap thinks]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour?
                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass?
                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d260fb42-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 =====I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.=====
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 '''Hairy''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
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 '''Hairy''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills?
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 '''Knit Cap''':
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 =====See? It’s right there!=====
                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
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                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:455c4776-ba1f-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy:'''
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I’m both impressed and terrified.
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 =====It’s that hell’s light?=====
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 :[The two characters walks on]
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground?
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 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Gmail was around the corner.
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 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Remember that chain email about the hole to hell in Russia?
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 :[The two characters walks on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Satan doesn’t like to be called "you".  He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil".
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f831ca90-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d795a74-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You didn’t feed him this week?!
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 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:3188ec4a-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy:'''
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did
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 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
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 ===There's something weird out on the lawn.===
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 :[They leave]
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 ====This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.====
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 :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
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 =====OK, two weird things.=====
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 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Who tiled the moat?
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30be5afc-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 '''Hairy''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Seems costly
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 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These videogames are really encroaching on my life.
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 ::[They walk under a tree]
 '''Hairy''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake?
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 :[Hairy and Knit Cap stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
 '''Pikachu''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often?
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 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery!
@@ Line 941: / Line 941: @@
 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap:'''
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Peta was going to liberate the Pokémon?
@@ Line 997: / Line 997: @@
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">OK sorry bad joke
@@ Line 1,048: / Line 1,048: @@
 :[They walk on both speaking]
 '''Hairy''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again?
@@ Line 1,091: / Line 1,091: @@
 '''Hairy''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you lose your hover boots again?
@@ Line 1,097: / Line 1,097: @@
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess we're walking
@@ Line 1,121: / Line 1,121: @@
 '''Hairy''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality?
@@ Line 1,127: / Line 1,127: @@
 :[Knit Cap thinks]
 '''Knit Cap''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No...
@@ Line 1,184: / Line 1,184: @@
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you notice the top of that last thing you said got kind of cut off?
@@ Line 1,190: / Line 1,190: @@
 :[Same image again]
 '''Knit Cap''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer
@@ Line 1,222: / Line 1,222: @@
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey, slow down!
@@ Line 1,247: / Line 1,247: @@
 :[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
-<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you!
@@ Line 1,308: / Line 1,308: @@
 ====I have a lawn?====
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''':
-                            <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                            <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat?
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out.
                                         </div>
@@ Line 1,325: / Line 1,325: @@
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here.
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality.
                                                  </div>
@@ Line 1,352: / Line 1,352: @@
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Look how deep it goes!
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wonder if we can get someone to fall in?
                                         </div>
@@ Line 1,366: / Line 1,366: @@
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here.
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''':
-                                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google Maps didn't warn me of this.
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Where's Twitch when I need help?<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...
@@ Line 1,376: / Line 1,376: @@
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"!
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''':
-                                                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                                       <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Now I only have Struggle left. Tie?
                                                              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Pikachu''': No fair!
@@ Line 1,397: / Line 1,397: @@
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog?
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog.
                                                  </div>
@@ Line 1,420: / Line 1,420: @@
 ====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.====
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
-                            <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                            <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles.
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap again.]<br>'''Hairy''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn...
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.
                                                  </div>
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Damn bobcats.
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
-                                                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                                       <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Well it was here...
                                                           </div>
@@ Line 1,441: / Line 1,441: @@
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that.
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
-                                                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                                       <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space.
                                                              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.]
@@ Line 1,473: / Line 1,473: @@
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Thank God it wasn't a bobcat.
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You just got a package. It's by the door.
                                         </div>
@@ Line 1,480: / Line 1,480: @@
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
-                                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This seems familiar.
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I hope it's not a velociraptor.
@@ Line 1,489: / Line 1,489: @@
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole.
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap''':
-                                                       <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                                       <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat.
                                                           </div>
@@ Line 1,506: / Line 1,506: @@
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard?
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap''':
-                                              <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here?
                                                  </div>
@@ Line 1,521: / Line 1,521: @@
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel.
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
-                                     <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                                     <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!
                                         </div>
@@ Line 1,541: / Line 1,541: @@
 ====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...====
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''':
-                            <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                            <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.
                                </div>
@@ Line 1,563: / Line 1,563: @@
 :[A green dinosaur appears]
 '''Dinosaur''':
-                   <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                   <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?====
@@ Line 1,570: / Line 1,570: @@
 :[Zooming in on the dinosaurs head]
 '''Dinosaur''':
-                            <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
+                            <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!=====
@@ Line 1,578: / Line 1,578: @@
 :[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
 '''Dinosaur''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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 '''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
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 :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue -  she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Up up down down left right left right B A
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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 '''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
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 :[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">A little gaming should calm me down.
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 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Caps types on the PC]
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 '''Knit Cap''': ??
 :[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen]
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 :[Knit Cap sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 :[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap at the laptop]
 '''Hairy''': Yawn
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really set your phone to vibrate.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f9a258c2-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 '''Dinosaur''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
 :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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 '''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
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 :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I must contemplate this boomerang really hard.
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
 :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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 '''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
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 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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 '''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
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 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
 :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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 '''Knit Cap''': Augh
 :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
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 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">'''Lets go Bowling!'''
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 :[They leave]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====But how many bathrooms?====
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 :[They leave]
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 ====І follow, only because І believe you====
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     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''':
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
              </div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 2''':
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                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them.
                       </div>
                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere.
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 1''':
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                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">But is "Airlift" an acronym?
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
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                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for.
                                                  </div>
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                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many birds? ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I call her "Serenity."
                                                           </div>
                                                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds...
                                                              <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''':
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                                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!?
                                                                       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''White Hat''': Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that!
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     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''':
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ===Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...===
                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional.
                       </div>
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                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ARGH!
                             [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food?
                                </div>
                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time...
                                   <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then.
                                         </div>
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 ===Wait. What's on this other partition?===
                 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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                       <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password.
                          <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark
                                </div>
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 :[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
 '''Hairy''':
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====It’s definitely the dust====
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 :[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
 :'''Knit Cap''':
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                                <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”=====
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 ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The first one? ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9bb43082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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 :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue -  they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.]
 '''Knit Cap''':
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                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] -  This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
                                        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.
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So you're still refusing to use Facebook?

I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.

Or should I MySpace this?

Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?

Wait a second. I don't have a phone!

I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.

I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!

Go analog, dog

Memes are becoming memes themselves

And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants

They make me so hungry.

That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!

Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!

It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!

Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!

Now let's take this crossover to the next level!

I am Facebooksaurus!

I will swallow your personal data!

...of genus Socialnetworkus.

I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!

And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.

Wanna build a snowman?

Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?

Did you get my e-mail yet?

Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch

Has this hole always been here?

I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…

Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?

There's a small crack in the pavement

The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?

I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.

Either way we're getting on a watch-list.

So are we really doing this?

I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.

Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?

See? It’s right there!

So I guess we’re married now?

Maybe my font size was too big.

It took a lot of gasoline

Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.

It’s that hell’s light?

I wonder what’s down there

Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?

How long do you think he’ll keep digging?

You know. Your car's on fire.

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There's something weird out on the lawn.

This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.

OK, two weird things.

I can see a creeper down there

Is this 1-1 from Mario?

Where'd the bridge go?

I have a lawn?

I hope it's not a bobcat this time.

If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...

There's a dinosaur at the door.

Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?

Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!

Also, have you heard about Tumblr?

Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.

It's not like you're using them.

I need a hand!

Did you think he was joking?

Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.

I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.

But how many bathrooms?

That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.

Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.

Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.

I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.

І follow, only because І believe you

І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.

These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.

we better catch the damn thing

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Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...