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The continued validity of some of these results is stochastic as shit, but to believe that they won't eventually change is just jejune as shit. (2 down, 4 more to go) --[[Special:Contributions/68.97.21.122|68.97.21.122]] 06:20, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
 
The continued validity of some of these results is stochastic as shit, but to believe that they won't eventually change is just jejune as shit. (2 down, 4 more to go) --[[Special:Contributions/68.97.21.122|68.97.21.122]] 06:20, 15 July 2013 (UTC)
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You would think that "improper as shit" would actually have more hits than that. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.87|173.245.54.87]] 09:30, 25 November 2013 (UTC)
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I think a better comparison would be substituting "as fuck" for "as shit." I found more results for "'improper as fuck'" than for "'improper as shit' -xkcd". I added the -xkcd because otherwise many of the results would be xkcd references. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.36|108.162.216.36]] 00:11, 19 January 2014 (UTC)
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And the day after xkcd published this comic, results for "f***ing peristeronic" jumped off the charts (as was the case with other xkcd comics :-) ). [[Special:Contributions/108.162.221.150|108.162.221.150]] 00:11, 19 August 2015 (UTC)
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Boy, Randall predicting the future with fungible there... [[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.5|172.70.162.5]] 13:23, 22 January 2022 (UTC)
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Should have added [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65QQ8mifbY "ponderous"] to the list -[[Special:Contributions/35.148.93.10|35.148.93.10]] 05:26, 21 June 2025 (UTC)
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"Behold the Peristeronic Vox-Caster! This device is fed from backpack-sized compartment; one aims the device's barrel at target, launching hundreds of pigeons loaded with punched tape. Meanwhile, the second user with another Peristeronic Vox-Caster uses the device's vacuum cleaner-like hose to suck in the pigeons, automatically collecting the message. ". --[[User:User 8496351|User 8496351]] ([[User talk:User 8496351|talk]]) 21:37, 21 June 2025 (UTC)
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:"...Because each freaking army of Adeptus Columbus [''Columba'', Latin = Pigeon]" spams Tabellarii Cursors [''Tabellarium'', Latin = Courier][''Cursor'', Latin = Runner] with f***ing peristeronic-as-shit Peristeronic Vox-Casters, ''one per each guy''! They stack bonuses on each-other, and then launch volleys of Stercacadelitas [''Stercus'', Latin = Manure][''Cacas'', Latin = Shit][''Crudelitas'', Latin = Crud] - which combined with their "Nauseous Super Nause" rule allows them to re-roll and add hits until they miss, and they never miss due to buffing each-other - cue infinite damage to everything in range, meaning your entire army is gone! That's peristeronic as shit!..." --[[User:SMGmsgsgd|SMGmsgsgd]] ([[User talk:SMGmsgsgd|talk]]) 20:58, 24 August 2025 (UTC)
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:"...The ''Space Pigeons''... They use Pigeon Ships, use unique Pigeon Bombs, cover themselves in feathers and fly around on jetpacks; everything somehow relates to pigeons, feathers and shit. And then there's spam of f***ing Mollitia-Pattern Assault Gunships [''Mollitia'', Latin = Seagull]..." --[[User:SMGmsgsgd|SMGmsgsgd]] ([[User talk:SMGmsgsgd|talk]]) 21:10, 24 August 2025 (UTC)
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:"...Company's relic, the Ectopistes-Pattern Fungible Field Generator [''Ectopistes Migratorius'', Latin = Passenger Pigeon] allows to switch incoming attack's damage types. This is used to switch incoming damage to Toxic - and wherever Adeptus Columbus unit gets hit with Toxic damage, he instead doesn't take any damage and launches one Stercacadelita per one non-taken Wound - making them both practically invincible and quite damaging..." --[[User:SMGmsgsgd|SMGmsgsgd]] ([[User talk:SMGmsgsgd|talk]]) 09:20, 25 August 2025 (UTC)

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The continued validity of some of these results is stochastic as shit, but to believe that they won't eventually change is just jejune as shit. (2 down, 4 more to go) --68.97.21.122 06:20, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

You would think that "improper as shit" would actually have more hits than that. 173.245.54.87 09:30, 25 November 2013 (UTC)

I think a better comparison would be substituting "as fuck" for "as shit." I found more results for "'improper as fuck'" than for "'improper as shit' -xkcd". I added the -xkcd because otherwise many of the results would be xkcd references. --108.162.216.36 00:11, 19 January 2014 (UTC)

And the day after xkcd published this comic, results for "f***ing peristeronic" jumped off the charts (as was the case with other xkcd comics :-) ). 108.162.221.150 00:11, 19 August 2015 (UTC)

Boy, Randall predicting the future with fungible there... 172.70.162.5 13:23, 22 January 2022 (UTC)

Should have added "ponderous" to the list -35.148.93.10 05:26, 21 June 2025 (UTC)

"Behold the Peristeronic Vox-Caster! This device is fed from backpack-sized compartment; one aims the device's barrel at target, launching hundreds of pigeons loaded with punched tape. Meanwhile, the second user with another Peristeronic Vox-Caster uses the device's vacuum cleaner-like hose to suck in the pigeons, automatically collecting the message. ". --User 8496351 (talk) 21:37, 21 June 2025 (UTC)

"...Because each freaking army of Adeptus Columbus [Columba, Latin = Pigeon]" spams Tabellarii Cursors [Tabellarium, Latin = Courier][Cursor, Latin = Runner] with f***ing peristeronic-as-shit Peristeronic Vox-Casters, one per each guy! They stack bonuses on each-other, and then launch volleys of Stercacadelitas [Stercus, Latin = Manure][Cacas, Latin = Shit][Crudelitas, Latin = Crud] - which combined with their "Nauseous Super Nause" rule allows them to re-roll and add hits until they miss, and they never miss due to buffing each-other - cue infinite damage to everything in range, meaning your entire army is gone! That's peristeronic as shit!..." --SMGmsgsgd (talk) 20:58, 24 August 2025 (UTC)
"...The Space Pigeons... They use Pigeon Ships, use unique Pigeon Bombs, cover themselves in feathers and fly around on jetpacks; everything somehow relates to pigeons, feathers and shit. And then there's spam of f***ing Mollitia-Pattern Assault Gunships [Mollitia, Latin = Seagull]..." --SMGmsgsgd (talk) 21:10, 24 August 2025 (UTC)
"...Company's relic, the Ectopistes-Pattern Fungible Field Generator [Ectopistes Migratorius, Latin = Passenger Pigeon] allows to switch incoming attack's damage types. This is used to switch incoming damage to Toxic - and wherever Adeptus Columbus unit gets hit with Toxic damage, he instead doesn't take any damage and launches one Stercacadelita per one non-taken Wound - making them both practically invincible and quite damaging..." --SMGmsgsgd (talk) 09:20, 25 August 2025 (UTC)