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'''Knit Cap''':

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Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
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Facebook Branch

Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. (Permalink)

Hairy:

Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.

Come check out my neighbour's ball pit. It's full of balls.

Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago

Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?

Gravity Branch

Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - Permalink)

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-'''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink])
+'''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink])
 {{cot|<big><h2>'''Refresh Branch'''</h2></big>}}
-    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
+    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
        <div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''':
           <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ===So you're still refusing to use Facebook?===
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[A green dinosaur appears]
 '''Dinosaur''':
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                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.====
-                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
 '''Dinosaur''':
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Or should I MySpace this?=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Wait a second. I don't have a phone!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div>
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!====
-                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
 '''Dinosaur''':
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Go analog, dog=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Memes are becoming memes themselves=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====They make me so hungry.=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div>
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!====
-                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
 '''Dinosaur''':
@@ Line 85: / Line 85: @@
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Now let's take this crossover to the next level!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div>
                     <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====I am Facebooksaurus!====
-                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head]
 '''Dinosaur''':
@@ Line 103: / Line 103: @@
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I will swallow your personal data!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f70fae72-b9f2-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f70fae72-b9f2-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.=====
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ===Wanna build a snowman?===
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ===Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?===
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ===Did you get my e-mail yet?===
 :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01.
-       <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+       <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They leave]
 '''Knit Cap''':
@@ Line 129: / Line 129: @@
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
 '''Hairy:'''
@@ Line 135: / Line 135: @@
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 =====Has this hole always been here?=====
-                       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
                         <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I see lizard people
-  <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14b50e-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+  <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14b50e-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Because I'm not sure it's entirely safe.
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:082fd1ee-b9ff-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:082fd1ee-b9ff-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
                           <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is
-                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Russia is invading countries. North Korea is testing nukes… And you're  worried about a small hole?
-                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:538c61ce-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:538c61ce-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a Line…
-                                <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div>
+                                </div></div></div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a Line…
-                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div>
+                            </div></div></div></div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…=====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
@@ Line 169: / Line 169: @@
 =====Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?=====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''':
                            <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3289a092-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3289a092-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you know the little prince lives just over there?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4058e30-b9fb-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4058e30-b9fb-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You don't get out a lot do you?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b563ad3c-b9e0-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b563ad3c-b9e0-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You've never been to Thailand, have you?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c29088ca-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c29088ca-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div></div></div></div>
               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====There's a small crack in the pavement=====
-               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Cap thinks]
 '''Knit Cap''':
                         <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour?
-                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''':
                              <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass?
-                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d260fb42-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d260fb42-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How did you not notice until we were up on the roof?
-                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d266a600-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d266a600-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You were supposed to do a double rebound off the small crack!
-                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d27d2542-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d27d2542-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
                               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I picked this route because of the cracks in the pavement.
-                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d2415de6-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                               <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d2415de6-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div></div></div></div>
                           <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
              <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 ====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?====
-                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                         <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap''':
@@ Line 219: / Line 219: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.=====
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:744f8284-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:744f8284-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
 =====Either way we're getting on a watch-list.=====
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6d738768-ba0d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6d738768-ba0d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''':
 <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[Knit Cap thinks]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Glad I brought the good GPS. …And a taser.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div></div></div></div>
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 =====So are we really doing this?=====
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''':
 <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 258: / Line 258: @@
 :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 266: / Line 266: @@
 :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 274: / Line 274: @@
 :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.
 :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div></div></div></div>
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 =====I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.=====
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)</div></div>                             </div></div></div>
               <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 468: / Line 468: @@
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
@@ Line 497: / Line 497: @@
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sometimes no answer is the answer
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c5d294b4-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
@@ Line 512: / Line 512: @@
 ===You know. Your car's on fire.===
-                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div>
+                <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div></div>
 {{cob}}
@@ Line 596: / Line 596: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These videogames are really encroaching on my life.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:e707102e-bab5-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:e707102e-bab5-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Damn Griefers
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So this is what the outside world is like.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4ee8842-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4ee8842-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Good source of gunpowder
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:02f3c380-baa3-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:02f3c380-baa3-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 </div></div></div>
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                                      <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake?
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 633: / Line 633: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wish I was president of France
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image.
 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''':
@@ Line 649: / Line 649: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
 '''Knit Cap:'''
@@ Line 655: / Line 655: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Peta was going to liberate the Pokémon?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea4e0ee-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea4e0ee-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you really think we're all slaves?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae59b1be-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae59b1be-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">God either does not exist, or he's got a lot of explaining to do.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae542e56-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae542e56-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 </div>
@@ Line 673: / Line 673: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Your GO or your HP!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]:
 '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
@@ Line 684: / Line 684: @@
 </div></div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:30ece2ee-ba2b-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:30ece2ee-ba2b-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
@@ Line 690: / Line 690: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">OK sorry bad joke
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This is what I spent my childhood preparing for!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image.
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you coming onto me?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5468336-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5468336-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>
@@ Line 706: / Line 706: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or at least I think it's the final one. Seriously, if Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3fd0dcc-bae6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.'' can be seen in the image.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3fd0dcc-bae6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.'' can be seen in the image.
 :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy:
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div></div></div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It's over this way.
-                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+                                           <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
@@ Line 720: / Line 720: @@
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've never been this far before!
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
-([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea948da-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea948da-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
 '''Hairy''':
@@ Line 726: / Line 726: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We should order pizza after this.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You haven't said anything in a while...
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Going?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 </div>
@@ Line 755: / Line 755: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you lose your hover boots again?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:09932224-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:09932224-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
@@ Line 761: / Line 761: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess we're walking
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div>
 </div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't we chop this tree down to make the bridge?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2a56828a-b9f1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2a56828a-b9f1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
 '''Hairy''':
@@ Line 778: / Line 778: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Cap thinks]
 '''Knit Cap''':
@@ Line 784: / Line 784: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No...
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
@@ Line 790: / Line 790: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I'm stuck in the matrix again.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 799: / Line 799: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Where are you taking me?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[The two characters start arguing]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image.
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])  - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image.
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
@@ Line 823: / Line 823: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you notice the top of that last thing you said got kind of cut off?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Same image again]
 '''Knit Cap''':
@@ Line 829: / Line 829: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Knit Cap thinks]
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div>
 </div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Is that tree following us?
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on]
 '''Knit Cap''':
@@ Line 849: / Line 849: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey, slow down!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[They walk on both speaking]
 '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).</div></div>
@@ Line 859: / Line 859: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, it's just caught in your magnetic field.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 870: / Line 870: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 879: / Line 879: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Trainer throws a pokeball!
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 888: / Line 888: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div>
+</div>
 </div>
 </div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think we picked it up at the last river.
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
 :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap]
 '''Narrator''':
@@ Line 1,077: / Line 1,077: @@
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)</div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div></div></div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Kids these days.
                                            <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
@@ Line 1,105: / Line 1,105: @@
 '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)</div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line...
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div>
 </div></div>
                                         <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So Rude
@@ Line 1,201: / Line 1,201: @@
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
-<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div></div></div></div></div></div>
+</div></div></div></div></div>
 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One might imagine the computer screen as an escape from the perils of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!
 <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
@@ Line 1,347: / Line 1,347: @@
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for.</div>
                                                  <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I know who I'm voting for.</div>
-                                                 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many birds? ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])
+                                                 <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many birds? ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                                     <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
                                                        <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
@@ Line 1,357: / Line 1,357: @@
                                                                       <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''White Hat''': Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that! </div></div>
                                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">'''Someone inside the rocket''': I needed to escape from politics anyway.
-                                                                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Voice inside the rocket''': "…And let’s go live to the debate". ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
+                                                                      <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Voice inside the rocket''': "…And let’s go live to the debate". ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
                                                                          '''Other spacecraft''': We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?</div></div>
                                                                    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">All terms are relative. </div></div></div></div>
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+    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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+    <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])</div></div></div>
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Refresh Branch

So you're still refusing to use Facebook?

I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.

Or should I MySpace this?

Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?

Wait a second. I don't have a phone!

I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.

I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!

Go analog, dog

Memes are becoming memes themselves

And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants

They make me so hungry.

That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!

Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!

It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!

Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!

Now let's take this crossover to the next level!

I am Facebooksaurus!

I will swallow your personal data!

...of genus Socialnetworkus.

I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!

And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.

Wanna build a snowman?

Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?

Did you get my e-mail yet?

Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch

Has this hole always been here?

I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…

Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?

There's a small crack in the pavement

The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?

I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.

Either way we're getting on a watch-list.

So are we really doing this?

I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.

Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?

See? It’s right there!

So I guess we’re married now?

Maybe my font size was too big.

It took a lot of gasoline

Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.

It’s that hell’s light?

I wonder what’s down there

Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?

How long do you think he’ll keep digging?

You know. Your car's on fire.

Stupid Tiles Branch

There's something weird out on the lawn.

This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.

OK, two weird things.

I can see a creeper down there

Is this 1-1 from Mario?

Where'd the bridge go?

I have a lawn?

I hope it's not a bobcat this time.

If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...

There's a dinosaur at the door.

Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?

Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!

Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.

It's not like you're using them.

I need a hand!

Did you think he was joking?

Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.

I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.

But how many bathrooms?

That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.

Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.

Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.

I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.

І follow, only because І believe you

І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.

These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.

we better catch the damn thing

Political Thing Branch

BSD Branch

Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...

Wait. What's on this other partition?