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'''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink]) | '''Knit Cap''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 Permalink]) | ||
{{cot|<big><h2>'''Refresh Branch'''</h2></big>}} | {{cot|<big><h2>'''Refresh Branch'''</h2></big>}} | ||
| − | + | :Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | |
| − | + | :::[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===So you're still refusing to use Facebook?=== | ===So you're still refusing to use Facebook?=== | ||
| − | + | ::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[A green dinosaur appears] | :[A green dinosaur appears] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | ::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::: | |
====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.==== | ====I will not submit to peer pressure... Wait I should tweet that, hold on.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:49aad068-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | :::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Or should I MySpace this?===== | =====Or should I MySpace this?===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3b4e57de-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?===== | =====Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:15cd0206-ba07-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]):::::::: | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Wait a second. I don't have a phone!===== | =====Wait a second. I don't have a phone!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f0681688-b9f5-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.===== | =====I can't reach the 3 key and the Shift key at the same time.===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba92df54-b9da-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::: | |
====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!==== | ====I can only stand so many motivational and cat pics, man!==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d167904-b9cb-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | :::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Go analog, dog===== | =====Go analog, dog===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:0ef55296-b9e2-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Memes are becoming memes themselves===== | =====Memes are becoming memes themselves===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:039574c2-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]):::::::: | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants===== | =====And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b51e0bdc-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====They make me so hungry.===== | =====They make me so hungry.===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba0e52f4-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]):::::::: | |
| − | + | ::::: | |
====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!==== | ====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:413e685c-b9e0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | :::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!===== | =====Narcissism has never been this easy! Back in my day, we had to maually brag about every minor event in our life all over town!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c9012e2-b9f5-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!===== | =====It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:43a4705e-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]):::::::: | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!===== | =====Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3eda98ec-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====Now let's take this crossover to the next level!===== | =====Now let's take this crossover to the next level!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a18985fa-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::: | |
====I am Facebooksaurus!==== | ====I am Facebooksaurus!==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8fb1a84-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaur's head] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | :::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====I will swallow your personal data!===== | =====I will swallow your personal data!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fe72267a-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.===== | =====...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:f70fae72-b9f2-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]):::::::: | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!===== | =====I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75cba2a0-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
=====And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.===== | =====And I am two social outlets from being a hipster.===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4b97d44c-ba11-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===Wanna build a snowman?=== | ===Wanna build a snowman?=== | ||
| − | + | ::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?=== | ===Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?=== | ||
| − | + | ::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===Did you get my e-mail yet?=== | ===Did you get my e-mail yet?=== | ||
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01. | ||
| − | + | :: ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch==== | ====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | ||
'''Hairy:''' | '''Hairy:''' | ||
| − | + | :: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====Has this hole always been here?===== | =====Has this hole always been here?===== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | :::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::I think I see lizard people | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14b50e-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | :::::::Because I'm not sure it's entirely safe. | |
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:082fd1ee-b9ff-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::Nothing ever is | |
| − | + | :::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::Russia is invading countries. North Korea is testing nukes… And you're:worried about a small hole? | |
| − | + | :::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:538c61ce-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::Suggest a Line… | |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
| − | + | :::::::Suggest a Line… | |
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…===== | =====I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?===== | =====Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''': | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | :::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3289a092-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::Did you know the little prince lives just over there? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4058e30-b9fb-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::You don't get out a lot do you? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b563ad3c-b9e0-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::You've never been to Thailand, have you? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c29088ca-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====There's a small crack in the pavement===== | =====There's a small crack in the pavement===== | ||
| − | + | ::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap thinks] | :[Knit Cap thinks] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': | + | '''Knit Cap'''::: |
| − | + | :::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour? | |
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': | + | '''Knit Cap''':::::: |
| − | + | ::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass? | |
| − | + | :::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d260fb42-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::How did you not notice until we were up on the roof? | |
| − | + | :::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d266a600-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::You were supposed to do a double rebound off the small crack! | |
| − | + | :::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d27d2542-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ::::::::I picked this route because of the cracks in the pavement. | |
| − | + | :::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d2415de6-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | :::::::Suggest a line… | |
| − | + | :::: | |
| − | |||
====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?==== | ====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | ||
=====I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.===== | =====I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.===== | ||
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:744f8284-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | ||
=====Either way we're getting on a watch-list.===== | =====Either way we're getting on a watch-list.===== | ||
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6d738768-ba0d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
:[Knit Cap thinks] | :[Knit Cap thinks] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | Glad I brought the good GPS. …And a taser. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.):::::::: |
| − | + | Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.):::::::: |
| − | + | ||
=====So are we really doing this?===== | =====So are we really doing this?===== | ||
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
| Line 256: | Line 254: | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
| Line 264: | Line 262: | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
| Line 272: | Line 270: | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "theft"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "theft"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] | :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.):::::::: |
| − | + | ||
=====I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.===== | =====I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.===== | ||
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.):::::::: |
| − | + | :::: | |
====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?==== | ====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | :: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====See? It’s right there!===== | =====See? It’s right there!===== | ||
| − | + | :::::: ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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| − | + | You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c8ba71c-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
| Line 305: | Line 303: | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d2f2734-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | …Really? Just 'K' ? That seems like a lot of effort. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d420c96-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk under a tree] | :[They walk under a tree] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====So I guess we’re married now?===== | =====So I guess we’re married now?===== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e8e2da88-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====Maybe my font size was too big.===== | =====Maybe my font size was too big.===== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a9c3e128-b9f3-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | :::: | |
=====It took a lot of gasoline===== | =====It took a lot of gasoline===== | ||
| − | + | ::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:455c4776-ba1f-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
'''Hairy:''' | '''Hairy:''' | ||
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| − | + | I’m both impressed and terrified. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2efaab9e-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | You realize my email was about the environment | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] '''Narrator''': | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] '''Narrator''': | ||
:A wild Pikachu appeared! | :A wild Pikachu appeared! | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | :Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week.: | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
:'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line... | :'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line... | ||
| − | :'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | :'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | How many cars did you empty of fuel? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2e75e7c4-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk under a tree] | :[They walk under a tree] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.):::::::: |
| − | + | :::: | |
====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.==== | ====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b014942-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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| − | + | ||
=====It’s that hell’s light?===== | =====It’s that hell’s light?===== | ||
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks on] | :[The two characters walks on] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
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| − | + | Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:643da0ac-ba3f-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14dd54-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
| Line 376: | Line 374: | ||
:Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
| − | + | I hope not. Disco parties would be the last temptation Satan needs to use to win. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f84bdea6-b9ec-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | I thought Gmail was around the corner. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:44627a70-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | How long are you willing to keep walking for? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5eabdb2c-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | How long until the internet’s working again? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:44627a70-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | If nothing else this proves the time dilation effects don’t:matter | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b1d644da-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Nah, just the google internships ghetto. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf1a2d44-ba28-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ] | :[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | ||
=====I wonder what’s down there===== | =====I wonder what’s down there===== | ||
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8b99279c-b9e1-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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| − | + | Remember that chain email about the hole to hell in Russia? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0c3e5c5e-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Hey, you, what is down there? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91183e-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks on] | :[The two characters walks on] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
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| − | + | Satan doesn’t like to be called "you".:He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil".: | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f831ca90-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk under a tree] | :[They walk under a tree] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Ever heard the phrase curiosity killed the cat? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8152f52-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Would you be more or less afraid is someone had responded? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f80549ac-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | No wonder Gmail is down, someone cut their fiber! | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f87d55a0-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Want to take a look? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8cb58de-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
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| − | + | I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d795a74-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | When they talk about the singularity, I dion’t think they mean google servers undergoing gravitational collapse! | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5033e5c-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink] ) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Jules Vernes probably already discovered all the interesting stiff anyway | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d549ce3a-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink] ) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | That sounds dangerous, but I’m feeling sort of risk-takey right now. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d41d5cc0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | I think I can see my house from here | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:662ca9c2-ba2a-11e3-802d-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | ||
=====Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?===== | =====Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?===== | ||
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | You didn’t feed him this week?! | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:86bdcbfa-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Google was inside us all along | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c9c3dc78-ba41-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Where’s his wife??? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b2ab58e0-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line… | |
| − | + | ||
| − | |||
=====How long do you think he’ll keep digging?===== | =====How long do you think he’ll keep digging?===== | ||
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:3188ec4a-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
'''Hairy:''' | '''Hairy:''' | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | "Doug" is not impossible to say I just did | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b539f64-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Pre-nominative destination is a cruel thing. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b1b0d70-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Double impossible if he owns a Buick. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7bf35392-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground] | :[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line… | |
| − | + | Sometimes no answer is the answer | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c5d294b4-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | He’ll keep digging as long as I keep dropping sandwiches on him |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a6e518c0-ba00-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | Do you think he’s lonely? |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:edce5fd2-ba1c-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.) | + | ::: |
| − | |||
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===You know. Your car's on fire.=== | ===You know. Your car's on fire.=== | ||
| − | + | ::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
{{cob}} | {{cob}} | ||
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{{cot|<big><h2>'''Stupid Tiles Branch'''</h2></big>}} | {{cot|<big><h2>'''Stupid Tiles Branch'''</h2></big>}} | ||
| − | + | : | |
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | ||
| − | + | ::[Hairy visits Knit Cap.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===There's something weird out on the lawn.=== | ===There's something weird out on the lawn.=== | ||
| − | + | :::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.==== | ====This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.==== | ||
This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30. | This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30. | ||
| − | + | :::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c53d02f6-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
=====OK, two weird things.===== | =====OK, two weird things.===== | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c390aeda-ba1e-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Who tiled the moat? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30be5afc-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Seems costly | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e964d2-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). |
| − | + | And aren't those all primes? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.):::::::: |
| − | + | Was it that guy with a hat again? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4c33f8ec-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). |
| − | + | And how can you float in the air like this? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a23d76b4-baaf-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::Maybe three. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f104356-baa2-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
:[They walk under a tree] | :[They walk under a tree] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.) |
| − | + | ::::::::::I think I see cats down there | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:15ae5666-ba99-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.) |
| − | + | ::::::::::On an unrelated note: Don't look down the hole. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae1cd13a-ba93-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28). |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
=====I can see a creeper down there===== | =====I can see a creeper down there===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
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<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | These videogames are really encroaching on my life. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:e707102e-bab5-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Damn Griefers | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | So this is what the outside world is like. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4ee8842-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Good source of gunpowder | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:02f3c380-baa3-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
| − | |||
=====Is this 1-1 from Mario?===== | =====Is this 1-1 from Mario?===== | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dbe1fd42-b9d1-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
::[They walk under a tree] | ::[They walk under a tree] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Why does that tree looks fake? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Do you come here often? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | ||
| − | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | I wish I was president of France | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | ||
| − | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image. | |
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | ||
'''Pikachu''': | '''Pikachu''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | He shall vanquish us all from this slavery! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
'''Knit Cap:''' | '''Knit Cap:''' | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | I thought Peta was going to liberate the Pokémon? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea4e0ee-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | Do you really think we're all slaves? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae59b1be-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | God either does not exist, or he's got a lot of explaining to do. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae542e56-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | + | Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | |
| − | |||
| − | + | Your GO or your HP! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | ||
| − | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | + | ::::::::::Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:30ece2ee-ba2b-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | |||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | OK sorry bad joke | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | This is what I spent my childhood preparing for! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image. | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | Are you coming onto me? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5468336-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br> | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br> | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Or at least I think it's the final one. Seriously, if Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3fd0dcc-bae6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]):- only ''Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.'' can be seen in the image. | |
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy: | :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy: | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::It's over this way. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::I've never been this far before! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
| − | |||
([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea948da-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea948da-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
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<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Are you going insane again? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | We should order pizza after this. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | You haven't said anything in a while... | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Going? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
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=====Where'd the bridge go?===== | =====Where'd the bridge go?===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9018344-b9c0-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9018344-b9c0-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk under a tree] | :[They walk under a tree] | ||
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| − | + | Did you lose your hover boots again? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:09932224-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Guess we're walking | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line… | |
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| − | + | Didn't we chop this tree down to make the bridge? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2a56828a-b9f1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Or perhaps that was an alternate reality? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap thinks] | :[Knit Cap thinks] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | No... | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30). | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30). | ||
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| − | + | I think I'm stuck in the matrix again. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | Suggest a line… | |
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| − | + | Where are you taking me? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image. | |
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line…:::::::: | |
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| − | + | I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]):- only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image. | |
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Did you notice the top of that last thing you said got kind of cut off? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap thinks] | :[Knit Cap thinks] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line…:::::::: | |
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| − | + | Suggest a line…:::::::: | |
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| − | + | Is that tree following us? | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on] | :[They walk on] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Hey, slow down! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[They walk on both speaking] | :[They walk on both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30). | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30). |
| − | + | Its OK. I've got a blowtorch if it gets any ideas | |
| − | + | ([link Permalink]) | |
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | No, it's just caught in your magnetic field. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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| − | + | Magikarp! I choose you! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"! | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | Trainer throws a pokeball! | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"! | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.):::::::: |
| − | + | Suggest a line… | |
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| − | + | I think we picked it up at the last river. | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | :[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap] | ||
'''Narrator''': | '''Narrator''': | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"! | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
| − | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | :Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
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====I have a lawn?==== | ====I have a lawn?==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::Hmmm, did you order a moat? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::It helps keep bobcats out. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Of course. All cool kids have moats in their yards. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I don't have the best relationship with my mailman. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Yep. Delivered in two days, courtesy of Amazon Prime. | |
| − | + | :::::::::I don't remember this being here. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::What about black holes? Those don't count? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::We must go deeper. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I wanted to jump over the massive sinkhole, but nooo, someone just had to find out what was down there. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Oh, I had the moving company install it last week. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::We poop in it. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Finally got you out of the damn house. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''': Well then.<br>'''Pikachu''': I might have left surprises in that direction.<br> | |
| − | + | :::::::::Look how deep it goes! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I wonder if we can get someone to fall in? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I'm going in. You can come if you want to. I think I see stars down there. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::That was a missing opportunity. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I should come outside more often. | |
| − | + | :::::::::It looks like I can see Moria from here. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::You see Moria from everywhere, Dave. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Google Maps didn't warn me of this. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Where's Twitch when I need help?<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective... | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::Now I only have Struggle left. Tie? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::'''Pikachu''': No fair! | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::We are the knights who say Ni! | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::What is even going on here? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Gathered the ink! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective... | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::One does not simple "give" a balrog. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::What? You weren't using it! | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Gift-wrapping's the hardest part. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Moria is an anagram of Mario! | |
| − | + | :::::::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall. | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.==== | ====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::Might as well clear more tiles. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::[Hairy visits Knit Cap again.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Um, there's a hole in your lawn... | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Damn bobcats. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::Well it was here... | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::I don't think it was bobcats this time. Unless they have backshoes... | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::I just had a dream about that. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::It looks like is [sic] fell from space. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::[Knit Cap throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>[Knit Cap throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.] | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::[Knit Cap throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] | |
| − | + | ::::::::::There's someone at the door looking for you. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I made an apple pie. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::If you want to do that, I'm rebuilding my bathroom this afternoon. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Definitely not going outside today. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Thank God it wasn't a bobcat. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::You just got a package. It's by the door. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Why is there a bobcat on your lawn? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::This seems familiar. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I hope it's not a velociraptor. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Hold up. I need to get my wingsuit first. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::I hope it's not a giant hole. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::I was expecting a bobcat. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::Oh? That's the other tree. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::Eh, not that much. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::I have a bad feeling about this. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Why did you bring me here? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.] | |
| − | + | :::::::::Hmmm... I should buy a shovel. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::[Knit Cap looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Wow! Shovels sure are expensive! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks? | |
| − | + | :::::::::::[Knit Cap is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap tries something at Hairy's laptop.] | |
| − | + | ::::::::::How can there be 36 types of shovel??! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::These prices are insane! I wonder if you can rent a shovel... | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...==== | ====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking. | |
| − | + | :::::::::No, now they're just wearing wigs ironically. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Things may have gotten out of control a little. | |
| − | + | :::::::::At least it improved their haircuts. | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===There's a dinosaur at the door.=== | ===There's a dinosaur at the door.=== | ||
| − | + | :::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:287feb84-b9c6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:287feb84-b9c6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[A green dinosaur appears] | :[A green dinosaur appears] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?==== | ====Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:36064c2c-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:36064c2c-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Zooming in on the dinosaurs head] | :[Zooming in on the dinosaurs head] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
=====Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!===== | =====Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!===== | ||
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5383915e-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5383915e-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The dinosaur is going to step on their house] | :[The dinosaur is going to step on their house] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I think you just entered a dead zone. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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:[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] | :[Knit Cap wakes up from her nightmare in her bed] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': Gasp | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp | ||
| − | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - | + | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue -:she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] |
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Up up down down left right left right B A | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | If I forgot you, will it come back to me? | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.):::::::: |
| − | + | Hmmm. Bendy. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | Suggest a line… | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Kids these days. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
| − | |||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
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| − | + | A little gaming should calm me down. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b779a964-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy walks in] | :[Hairy walks in] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | These stupid lines... | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Caps types on the PC] | :[Knit Caps types on the PC] | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
'''Knit Cap''': ?? | '''Knit Cap''': ?? | ||
:[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen] | :[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.):::::::: |
| − | + | Suggest a line... | |
| − | + | ::::::::::So Rude | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said... | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46bf9ea-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up:to catch it – continue –:she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] |
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | ||
'''Knit Cap''':Ow | '''Knit Cap''':Ow | ||
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.):::::::: |
| − | + | We meet again | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up:to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] |
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | ||
'''Knit Cap''':Ow | '''Knit Cap''':Ow | ||
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | My entire life has prepared me for this moment. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9e61702-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up | + | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up:to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang] |
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | ::::::::::Die you monster. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
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'''Hairy''': Yawn | '''Hairy''': Yawn | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | You should really set your phone to vibrate. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f9a258c2-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy now stands in front of her]: | :[Hairy now stands in front of her]: | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | I have to stop hanging out with pintsize | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8071c5c6-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The dinosaur appears again]: | :[The dinosaur appears again]: | ||
| − | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.):::::::: |
| − | + | If dinosaurs think I’m a monster... I really should go to therapy. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8072bcba-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The dinosaur appears again]: | :[The dinosaur appears again]: | ||
| − | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | Had the T-Rex dream again. Add “mobile phones” to the list of things he hates. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:80bc04c4-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[The dinosaur appears again]: | :[The dinosaur appears again]: | ||
| − | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
| − | =====Also, have you heard about Tumblr?===== | + | =====Also, have you heard about Tumblr?===== |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
=====Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.===== | =====Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.===== | ||
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24. | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a7926df0-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a7926df0-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The dinosaur is going to step on their house] | :[The dinosaur is going to step on their house] | ||
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| − | + | Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | |
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
| − | + | I must contemplate this boomerang really hard. | |
| − | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head] | ||
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | '''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br> | ||
'''Knit Cap''':Ow | '''Knit Cap''':Ow | ||
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand] | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.):::::::: |
| + | |||
| + | Suggest a line…:: | ||
| + | One might imagine the computer screen as an escape from the perils of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all! | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ||
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': Yawn | '''Knit Cap''': Yawn | ||
:[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again] | :[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.):::::::: |
| + | |||
| + | Take this house, a mere fraction of existence, crushed beneath me | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
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'''Knit Cap''' (singing): I woke up like this | '''Knit Cap''' (singing): I woke up like this | ||
: [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] | : [Knit Cap is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | Like this house modern language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole. | |
| − | + | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space. | ||
:[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | :[Knit Cap ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof] | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': Gasp | '''Knit Cap''': Gasp | ||
:[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] | :[Knit Cap sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
=====It's not like you're using them.===== | =====It's not like you're using them.===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e44f98fc-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e44f98fc-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====I need a hand!==== | ====I need a hand!==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1475bf18-b9d2-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1475bf18-b9d2-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====Did you think he was joking?==== | ====Did you think he was joking?==== | ||
| − | + | :::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb309d78-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Dinosaur asks, face closer to camera] | :[Dinosaur asks, face closer to camera] | ||
'''Dinosaur''': | '''Dinosaur''': | ||
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| − | + | '''Lets go Bowling!''' | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c91a5ba2-b9de-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | '''Seriously though, were you?''' | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87e20fe2-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]):::::::: | |
| − | + | '''No seriously though, this is the part where you flee''' | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87e20fe2-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | '''Because he totally was! That's when I slipped through the door after him!''' | |
| − | + | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87e20fe2-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
| − | |||
====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.==== | ====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::: | |
===I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.=== | ===I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.=== | ||
| − | + | :::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====But how many bathrooms?==== | ====But how many bathrooms?==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b30f9824-b9af-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b30f9824-b9af-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.==== | ====That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f9a84fc-b9ae-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f9a84fc-b9ae-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.==== | ====Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:17c25fc0-b9b7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:17c25fc0-b9b7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.==== | ====Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8b13b78-b9ad-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8b13b78-b9ad-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::: | |
===I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.=== | ===I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.=== | ||
| − | + | :::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====І follow, only because І believe you==== | ====І follow, only because І believe you==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:26ae5038-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:26ae5038-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.==== | ====І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4f1dabca-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4f1dabca-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.==== | ====These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5c73aba-b9ab-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5c73aba-b9ab-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====we better catch the damn thing==== | ====we better catch the damn thing==== | ||
| − | + | ::::::: | |
| − | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:161c1e4e-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | + | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:161c1e4e-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) |
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{{cot|<big><h2>'''Political Thing Branch'''</h2></big>}} | {{cot|<big><h2>'''Political Thing Branch'''</h2></big>}} | ||
| − | + | :Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''': | |
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." | |
| − | + | ::::...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? | |
| − | + | ::::'''Politician 2''': | |
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them. | |
| − | + | ::::::Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere. | |
| − | + | :::::::'''Politician 1''': | |
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::But is "Airlift" an acronym? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::There are birds outside tied to a car. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::Cool, let's see who we should vote for. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::I know who I'm voting for. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::How many birds? ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::I call her "Serenity." | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::So when you said birds... | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::::Wait. The birds are inside!? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::::'''White Hat''': Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::::'''Someone inside the rocket''': I needed to escape from politics anyway. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::::'''Voice inside the rocket''': "…And let’s go live to the debate". ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::::::'''Other spacecraft''': We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations? | |
| − | + | ::::::::::::::::::All terms are relative. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::Liquefied bird fuel is the way to the future. | |
| − | + | :::::::::::::::Well, by “birds” and “car” I really meant a rocket. There’s totally a rocket in your lawn, man. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::The owls in our barn are forming a union. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Or course: Avian Implemented Reuseable Lifter and Ingenuous Flight Technology! | |
| − | + | :::::::::But you must agree that a bitd in the hand is worth more than three educators in the bush. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Incredible! | |
| − | + | :::::::::Wait... Is that like people who educate birds, or birds that teach? | |
| − | + | ::::::By opening and closing an umbrella near them. | |
| − | + | ::::::One word: Fiscal hawks. | |
| − | + | ::::And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! | |
| − | + | ::::I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! | |
| − | + | :::: | |
| − | + | :::::Yeah? well І agreed wholeheartedly with yours, first! You can't copy mine! | |
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{{cot|<big><h2>'''BSD Branch'''</h2></big>}} | {{cot|<big><h2>'''BSD Branch'''</h2></big>}} | ||
| − | + | :Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''': | |
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...=== | ===Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...=== | ||
| − | + | ::::[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::The USB cable appears to be mono-directional. | |
| − | + | ::::::Kernel mites? | |
| − | + | ::::::I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help | |
| − | + | :::::::[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ARGH! | |
| − | + | ::::::: [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food? | |
| − | + | :::::::::Let's try OpenBSD next time... | |
| − | + | ::::::::::[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Okay then. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Let's go exploring! | |
| − | + | ::::::::::I love Windows. | |
| − | + | ::::::::::Guess not. | |
| − | + | :::::::::If you'd done the other one, maybe the popcorn would have popped. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Let's see if rubbing some bacon on it will work. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Let's try Linux next time... | |
| − | + | ::::::Yep. It's haunted. | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===Wait. What's on this other partition?=== | ===Wait. What's on this other partition?=== | ||
| − | + | ::::[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | :::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password. | |
| − | + | :::::::[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::It worked fine for the shark | |
| − | + | :::::::::We're definitely getting closer though | |
| − | + | :::::::::That didn't work! | |
| − | + | :::::::::It would have worked for Solaris. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Look, it made perfect sense at the time. | |
| − | + | :::::::::Still simpler than it used to be, I guess. | |
| − | + | ::::::What's a segfault? | |
| − | + | ::::::I think the cameras need to face each other. | |
| − | + | ::::::I'm not sure spaghetti works as a USB cable... | |
| − | + | :::: | |
===Why is Python importing Skynet?=== | ===Why is Python importing Skynet?=== | ||
| − | + | ::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
'''Knit Cap''': ??? | '''Knit Cap''': ??? | ||
:[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.] | :[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.] | ||
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:[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.] | :[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.] | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::: | |
| − | ====It’s definitely the dust==== | + | ====It’s definitely the dust==== |
| − | + | :::: | |
| − | ====We’re doomed==== | + | ====We’re doomed==== |
| − | + | :::::: | |
| − | ====Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.==== | + | ====Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.==== |
| − | + | :::::: | |
====Your computer is literally haunted==== | ====Your computer is literally haunted==== | ||
:This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | ||
| − | + | :::::::([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
:[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.] | :[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.] | ||
:'''Knit Cap''': | :'''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::::::: | |
=====I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”===== | =====I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30c1806c-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30c1806c-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:'''Hairy''': | :'''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: Should have said it faster ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:13531858-bade-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Don’t say that. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:12f2257a-bade-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Suggest a line… | |
| − | + | ::: | |
=====Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times===== | =====Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:'''Hairy''': | :'''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: I told you, the password is never “swordfish.” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:93126666-bbb0-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
| − | + | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Password may have been a desperate last guess ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9392491c-bbb0-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Suggest a line… | |
| − | + | ::: | |
=====OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type===== | =====OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type===== | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: | |
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f5afb63c-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f5afb63c-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:'''Hairy''': | :'''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | :::::::::: To be fair most computers can’t actually do that ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | |
| − | + | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Still though, you gotta admit it did what is was asked ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:95293512-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::::::::::: | |
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::::I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])::::::::::: | |
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | ::: | |
=====Which version of BSD where you using?===== | =====Which version of BSD where you using?===== | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::: The first one? ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9bb43082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink]) | |
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:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.) | |
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:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::::The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.)::::::::::: | |
| − | :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - | + | :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue -:they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.] |
'''Knit Cap''': | '''Knit Cap''': | ||
| − | + | ::::::::::<div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | :::::::::: I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] -:This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | |
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:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette] | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | |
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:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it] | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.) |
| − | + | :::::::::: Suggest a line… | |
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| − | ===My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?=== | + | ===My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?=== |
{{cob}} | {{cob}} | ||
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=='''Facebook Branch'''== | =='''Facebook Branch'''== | ||
| − | + | :Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
| − | + | ::'''Hairy''': | |
| − | + | ::: <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | |
| − | + | ::::Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them. | |
| − | + | ::::Come check out my neighbour's ball pit. It's full of balls. | |
| − | + | ::::Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago | |
| − | + | ::::Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work? | |
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=='''Gravity Branch'''== | =='''Gravity Branch'''== | ||
| − | + | :Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | |
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Revision as of 13:32, 21 June 2025
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We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them! |
This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic 1350: Lorenz. There's a tree structure at the bottom of the page to easily understand the structure of the entire transcript (Jump to bottom). Expand below if you want to contribute building the transcript.
A permalink is needed (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today and without the link no one can check if the transcript here is wrong. Note that even from a permalink - if you click back, you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree. If you complete a part of the transcript, then please add a note and a date on which this occurred like this: "This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the Your computer is literally haunted branch of the BSD story on Why is Python importing Skynet?)".
Typically, there will be four options. Then the version below can be inserted. After the last line of text, followed by a Permalink continue like this:
(Last Permalink) :[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks] '''Knit Cap''': <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> Line_1 (["link to permalink" Permalink_1]) Line_2 (["link to permalink" Permalink_2]):::::::: Line_3 (["link to permalink" Permalink_3]) Line_4 (["link to permalink" Permalink_4])
Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (Permalink)
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