Talk:2953: Alien Theories

I understood this differently. I think the UFOs have come to Earth to investigate our conspiracy theories about UFOs with capabilities far beyond what the "real" UFOs posses. Baruch (talk) 07:43, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

I moved the note on release date to a new Trivia section, since it's not directly related to the comic. (Why are all of the discussion posts under special heading sections without a general discussion area? That is just annoying.) Ianrbibtitlht (talk) 19:40, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

A skeptical human would not confront UFO believers with evidence that aliens do not exist. They would confront them with the fact that none of the supposed evidence so far has held water, making (extraterrestrial) UFO's not more likely to be real than any other random fantasy. Quite a different matter, since there's rarely verifiable evidence of things not existing. 172.71.90.9 08:27, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

+1 172.70.243.213 10:28, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

How far do you take it though? If I look in the cupboard and it's empty, I can say there are no cans of soup in the cupboard. But you could say "There's a chance they are in there...but you've been hypnotised so you can't find them!" or some other thoroughly improbable but technically possible story. Everyone would think that pretty far fetched. There comes a point where people accept that - functionally - a vanishingly small likelihood is the same as a negative. So, where's the point at which you say "Be reasonable. It's not a thing."?

Because without it, you become the man in the shack, refusing to accept the veracity of anything. Yorkshire Pudding (talk) 19:01, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

There's a simple answer to this: whenever it feels reasonable to do so. This doesn't feel very nice to a certain type of mind that loves thinking (like mine), but my life experience has taught me relatively recently that there are things you should do without thinking about it. (In this particular case, well, the solar system is much bigger than a cupboard! If we learned there have been aliens watching us, not wanting to be detected, my sense of reality would not be shattered, its not stupidly implausible. I can believe this while still believing any conspiracy theories telling you specifics about what they are doing are just making it up/mistaken/mentally ill/etc etc)Terdragontra (talk) 23:29, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

A cupboard is easy to exhaustively search. But there are things I thought I had lost somewhere that later turned up in the house anyway. Some things are just good at hiding. (The "black swan" is an example of that.) If an alien probe crashed in the rainforest 100 years ago, we may never know. 172.71.160.133 05:14, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

The 5 Observables

Nowadays, the believers' gold standard for UFOs UAPs is this:

There are five, consistent observations we continue to see that are uniquely associated with Unidentified Aerial Phenomena or UAPs.  Understanding these characteristics and their application requires us to have a very good understanding of advanced physics at the quantum level. 

The five observables can be categorized as follows: 

1. Sudden and instantaneous acceleration
2. Hypersonic velocities without signatures
3. Low observability
4. Trans-medium travel
5. Positive lift 

—TTSA, https://tothestars.media/de-de/blogs/press-and-news/five-characteristics-unique-to-uaps

Basically, if it seems to break physics, it's a UFO. Aliens who got here using established physics would naturally be curious about that. 172.70.243.214 10:14, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

It must be said that a given 'observation' could convey all the above by: 1) Camera wobble, 2) Camera panning, 3) Optical artefacts, 4) Scale/distance misunderstanding, w.r.t the background/foreground features, 5) Subsequent unfounded assumptions about trajectory.

Which is not to say that it's all bad camera use/interpretation of playback. Radar might be involved (with the possibility of radio-mirages) or even a combination of Mk1 Eyeball and electronic recordings which rule out some 'trivial' counter-explanations. But extraordinary claims need extraordinary evidence, and it would be silly to let something perhaps as simple as camera-shake from a moving vehicle suggest that we need to probe quantum physics for operational loopholes.

It is at least as bad to "want to believe" as it is to want to disbelieve. And while many such cases may share the same basic anomolies, that make it look like some things are consistently anomolous, this doesn't mean that each case is identically anomolous. If a bright light disappears, in one case it might be because it's no longer reflecting off the background, in another that the (mundane) source is now shaded by a cloud, in a other it's because the camera lens is no longer subjected to flare, or the video compression artefact is no longer generated, or the observer who verbally reported it no longer has it in the corner of their eye/mentally extrapolated as part of their central blind-spot.

There's undoubtedly a lot of interesting unknown (so far!) stuff out there, to be witnessed. But lumping in ball lightning, in one instance, with the Sun momentsrily gleaming off the crest of a wave in another, with a perfectly legitimate isolated doorbell-/windshield-cam shot of a meteor in another should not result in an assumption of "bright flash == alien spaceship" as explanation all round.

If aliens are as super-advanced, technically, as many believe, is there any reason to assume that they even need to leave such teasing evidence of their existence? If you can already twist quantum physics around your little-pseudopod, at will, isn't it more likely that you're already getting past mere human/earthtech monitoring of the skies entirely unseen and none of the UFO-'sightings' are of you. 172.70.163.121 12:37, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, there's no hard evidence for any of it. But the claims are there. 198.41.242.174 14:32, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

Cueball is an alien?

A previous edit suggested that Cueball is an alien. Is this canon or a conspiracy theory? 172.70.243.213 10:26, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

I did not see this prior form of edit, but I did nearly add my own (conspiracy-)theory that:

• The aliens are seeing the traces of (vastly more superior) other-aliens around Earth,
• Said other-aliens are only leaving significant traces here, not on the original aliens' world/other places they visit,
• The other-aliens are therefore keen to stay out of observation from the non-other aliens,
• Or at least generate enough deniability (similar to these aliens being sufficiently deniable to any regular human) so that those who are convinced get described as 'quack-UFOlogists',
• Obviously,^{[actual citation needed]} a useful tool in this disinformation war would be to have a human(-looking) representative trying to out-argue the (actually correct, but logically tenuous) alien speculations with diversionary tactics and misdirection.

Thus Cueball is trying to get the visible aliens to abandon their beliefs in the non-visible aliens by making them think that "anything alien" is them (those present), and ignore the signs of any subsequent 'visitation'.

(Note though, that given the prior prediliction for the saucer-people to irrationally believe in Bigfoot, beyond even their own level of ubiquitous monitoring, what we probably have here is Cueball being 'the only sane being in the room'. Unusually, for Cueball. Or at least the sanest, versus a particularly non-sane other. And standing under an open sky, of course.) 141.101.99.74 11:46, 2 July 2024 (UTC)

Cueball is an alien, from the perspective of the saucer occupants, just as they are aliens from his. My reading of the comic would be that the reason the UFO phenomenon has such a cultural hold is the 'are we alone?' question. Once you know that there are at least two forms of life that are (planetarily) alien to each other, it should lose its power, because the assumption would be that it's more likely than not that there's a third, and more.172.70.163.120 08:24, 3 July 2024 (UTC)

Quotes

They are people like me who see this as an incredible mystery and enigma that that needs to be resolved.

—Chris Mellon, https://www.history.com/news/chris-mellon-ufo-investigations

172.68.194.201 10:51, 2 July 2024 (UTC)