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=====Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?===== | =====Tweet. Ironic, because I am in fact a bird. Or is it the other way around?===== | ||
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=====Wait a second. I don't have a phone!===== | =====Wait a second. I don't have a phone!===== | ||
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=====Memes are becoming memes themselves===== | =====Memes are becoming memes themselves===== | ||
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=====And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants===== | =====And judging from their profile pictures, Facebook causes the newly married to turn into infants===== | ||
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=====They make me so hungry.===== | =====They make me so hungry.===== | ||
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====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!==== | ====That's right, kids! Now you can have your very own Facebook page!==== | ||
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=====It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!===== | =====It makes all your in-person social interactions more awkward!===== | ||
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=====Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!===== | =====Become a retro hipster before everyone else by adopting the most mainstream fad!===== | ||
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=====...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.===== | =====...of genus ''Socialnetworkus''.===== | ||
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=====I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!===== | =====I fear the existential ambiguity of irreconcilable proclivities in prepetuity!===== | ||
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([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it. | Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it. | ||
([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-22.) |
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([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | ||
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] | :[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
=====I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.===== | =====I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.===== | ||
([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.) |
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | :[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-28.) |
Was it that guy with a hat again? | Was it that guy with a hat again? | ||
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Damn Griefers | Damn Griefers | ||
([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
So this is what the outside world is like. | So this is what the outside world is like. | ||
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([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | :[Hairy and Knit Cap walks past the Pokémon]: | ||
| − | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior? | Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior? | ||
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I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore | I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore | ||
([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
Do you really think we're all slaves? | Do you really think we're all slaves? | ||
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([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image. | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image. | ||
:[Same image again] | :[Same image again] | ||
| − | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
Are you coming onto me? | Are you coming onto me? | ||
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We should order pizza after this. | We should order pizza after this. | ||
([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) |
You haven't said anything in a while... | You haven't said anything in a while... | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"! | ||
:It's not very effective … | :It's not very effective … | ||
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Suggest a line… | Suggest a line… | ||
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([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([https://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) |
Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future? | Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future? | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.) | ||
| − | Suggest a line… | + | Suggest a line… |
I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks! | I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks! | ||
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([link Permalink]) | ([link Permalink]) | ||
:[The two characters start arguing] | :[The two characters start arguing] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-05-30.) |
No, it's just caught in your magnetic field. | No, it's just caught in your magnetic field. | ||
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:Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"! | :Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"! | ||
:It's not very effective ... | :It's not very effective ... | ||
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Suggest a line… | Suggest a line… | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | :[Knit Cap throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
Hmmm. Bendy. | Hmmm. Bendy. | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': ?? | '''Knit Cap''': ?? | ||
:[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen] | :[Knit Cap bends closer to the screen] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
Suggest a line... | Suggest a line... | ||
::::::::::So Rude | ::::::::::So Rude | ||
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'''Knit Cap''':Ow | '''Knit Cap''':Ow | ||
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
We meet again | We meet again | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8071c5c6-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8071c5c6-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
:[The dinosaur appears again]: | :[The dinosaur appears again]: | ||
| − | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
If dinosaurs think I’m a monster... I really should go to therapy. | If dinosaurs think I’m a monster... I really should go to therapy. | ||
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8072bcba-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8072bcba-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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'''Knit Cap''':Ow | '''Knit Cap''':Ow | ||
:[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand] | :[Knit Cap walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
Suggest a line…:: | Suggest a line…:: | ||
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'''Knit Cap''': Yawn | '''Knit Cap''': Yawn | ||
:[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again] | :[Knit Cap sits in front of her lap top – the first image again] | ||
| − | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) | + | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.) |
Take this house, a mere fraction of existence, crushed beneath me | Take this house, a mere fraction of existence, crushed beneath me | ||
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'''Seriously though, were you?''' | '''Seriously though, were you?''' | ||
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'''No seriously though, this is the part where you flee''' | '''No seriously though, this is the part where you flee''' | ||
Revision as of 13:34, 21 June 2025
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We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them! |
This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic 1350: Lorenz. There's a tree structure at the bottom of the page to easily understand the structure of the entire transcript (Jump to bottom). Expand below if you want to contribute building the transcript.
A permalink is needed (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript because not all the storylines that were available originally are available today and without the link no one can check if the transcript here is wrong. Note that even from a permalink - if you click back, you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice. Similarly, the choices you have when you choose a permalink won't come in the same order, and if there are more than four, you will again not be certain to have the choice you wish for - to be certain to have all choices, you need to save permalinks on all steps of a story tree. If you complete a part of the transcript, then please add a note and a date on which this occurred like this: "This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the Your computer is literally haunted branch of the BSD story on Why is Python importing Skynet?)".
Typically, there will be four options. Then the version below can be inserted. After the last line of text, followed by a Permalink continue like this:
(Last Permalink) :[Description of image for instance: Knit Cap thinks] '''Knit Cap''': <div style="border-left: 2px solid #bbb; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> Line_1 (["link to permalink" Permalink_1]) Line_2 (["link to permalink" Permalink_2]) Line_3 (["link to permalink" Permalink_3]) Line_4 (["link to permalink" Permalink_4])
Knit Cap:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
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These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (Permalink)
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