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+ | ==Transcript== | ||
+ | Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink]) | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
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+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink]) | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hairy: | ||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | So you're still refusing to use Facebook? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Wanna build a snowman? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | You know. Your car's on fire. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endline}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink]) | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br> | ||
+ | Hairy: | ||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | There's something weird out on the lawn. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hat Guy: | ||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | I have a lawn? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | I hope it's not a bobcat this time. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
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+ | {{endline}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | There's a dinosaur at the door. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
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+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. | ||
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+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
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+ | {{endline}} | ||
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+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br> | ||
+ | Hairy: | ||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Isn't that sort of meaningless? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{endline}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."<br> | ||
+ | [Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br> | ||
+ | Politician 1: | ||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? | ||
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+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endline}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | [Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]<br> | ||
+ | Knit Cap Girl: ??<br> | ||
+ | Knit Cap Girl: | ||
+ | {{beginline}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Wait. What's on this other partition? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Why is Python importing Skynet? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? | ||
+ | {{midbranch}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{endline}} | ||
+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Gravity. Lots of it. | ||
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+ | {{endbranch}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{beginbranch}} | ||
+ | Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. | ||
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Revision as of 12:33, 5 April 2014
This transcript is incomplete. Please help editing it! Thanks. |
This is the transcript of 1350: Lorenz. Here, we strive to capture as many storylines as possible, but this is expected to be a constant work in progress as new panels become available in the comic.
How to edit
How to add a collapsible branch:
{{beginbranch}} (title text) {{midbranch}} (text to be hidden/shown) {{endbranch}}
Template:beginbranch (title text) Template:midbranch (text to be hidden/shown) Template:endbranch
A vertical line signifies a tree of multiple available options.
{{beginline}} A) Yes!<br> B) No!<br> C) Maybe! {{endline}}
{{beginline}} A) Yes!<br> B) No!<br> C) Maybe! {{endline}}
Transcript
Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] (permalink)
Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch
Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch So you're still refusing to use Facebook? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Wanna build a snowman? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch You know. Your car's on fire. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink)
Template:midbranch
[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch
Hat Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink)
Template:midbranch
[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Isn't that sort of meaningless? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
Template:midbranch
Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
Template:midbranch
[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]
Knit Cap Girl: ??
Knit Cap Girl:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Wait. What's on this other partition? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Why is Python importing Skynet? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Transcript
Knit Cap Girl: [Typing on the laptop and thinking.] (permalink)
Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch
Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch So you're still refusing to use Facebook? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Wanna build a snowman? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch You know. Your car's on fire. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink)
Template:midbranch
[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch
Hat Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink)
Template:midbranch
[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Isn't that sort of meaningless? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
Template:midbranch
Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch
Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
Template:midbranch
[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]
Knit Cap Girl: ??
Knit Cap Girl:
Template:beginline
Template:beginbranch Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Wait. What's on this other partition? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Why is Python importing Skynet? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:endline Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch
Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch