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| date = January 27, 2006
 
| date = January 27, 2006
 
| title = Useless
 
| title = Useless
| before    = <big><big><span class="plainlinks">[https://web.archive.org/web/20060529063441/http://xkcd-drawings.livejournal.com/#:~:text=4%3A38%20am-,Useless,-(3%20Comments LiveJournal title</span>]: '''Useless'''</big></big>
 
 
| image = useless.jpg
 
| image = useless.jpg
 
| titletext = Even the identity matrix doesn't work normally
 
| titletext = Even the identity matrix doesn't work normally
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
This was the fifty-second and last comic originally posted to [[LiveJournal]]. The previous one was [[53: Hobby]], but the next comic, [[56: The Cure]], was never posted to LiveJournal. It was among the [[:Category:Posted on LiveJournal after xkcd.com|last eleven comics]] posted both on LiveJournal and on [https://xkcd.com xkcd.com] after the new site was launched. This comic was published on the same day across both sites, but not all of them shared the same posting day.
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[[Randall]] is attempting to apply mathematical systems to the concept of love to no avail. Specifically, he is attempting his "normal approach" which is a term used in mathematics for the method one typically uses to solve a certain type of problem. However, as love is not a mathematical value, his normal approach is useless. Simply put: He's saying that math has no way of describing love (or more precisely, ''he'' has no way of describing love, using only the tools of mathematics.)
  
[[Randall Munroe|Randall]] is attempting to apply mathematics to the concept of love to no avail. Specifically, he is attempting his "normal approach", which is a term used in mathematics for the method one typically uses to solve a certain type of problem. However, as love is not a well-defined mathematical entity, his normal approach is useless. Simply put: he's saying he has found no way of describing love using only the tools of mathematics.
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From the top, going right, he tries the {{w|square root}} of love; the {{w|cosine}} of love; the {{w|derivative}} of love with respect to x; he multiplies love by a 2x2 {{w|identity matrix}}, and finally he defines a {{w|Function (mathematics)|function}} of love as a {{w|Fourier transform}}. These may all be "normal approaches" to solving certain math problems.
  
From the top, moving left to right, he tries the {{w|square root}} of love, the {{w|cosine}} of love, and the {{w|derivative}} of love with respect to x. He then attempts to left-multiply love by a 2x2 {{w|identity matrix}}, and finally he defines a {{w|Function (mathematics)|function}} of love as a {{w|Fourier transform}}. These are all "normal approaches" to solving certain math problems. The message of the comic is that for someone who uses math to solve all their problems, defining love is impossible.  It also indicates that love is not always a rational (or irrational) phenomenon.
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The long and the short of the comic is that this might be the thinking of someone who uses math to solve all their problems upon their discovering love, which can't be solved with math.
  
 
===Basic explanations of the functions===
 
===Basic explanations of the functions===
* The {{w|square root}}s of x are the two numbers (positive and negative) where each multiplied by itself equals x. Often only the positive answer is quoted.
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:''Note: The Wikipedia links will provide far more detailed explanations of the mathematics.''
* {{w|Cosine}} is a {{w|trigonometric function}} that, when given the measure of an angle in a {{w|right triangle}} as an input, outputs the ratio of the lengths of two sides of that triangle (for cosine, it is the non-{{w|hypotenuse}} side adjacent to the angle and the hypotenuse).
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*The square root of x is the number which, when squared, equals x.
* A {{w|derivative}} of a function is the rate of change of that function at a given value of x. It is a primary focus of {{w|calculus}}. A basic example is where "velocity" is the rate of change of displacement at a given time, the derivative of velocity is "acceleration", which is the rate of change of velocity at a given time.  
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*Cosine is a {{w|trigonometric function}} which, when given the measure of an angle in a {{w|right triangle}} as an input, outputs the ratio of the lengths of two sides of that triangle (for cosine it is the non-{{w|hypotenuse}} side adjacent to the angle and the hypotenuse).
* {{w|identity matrix|Identity matrices}} are {{w|matrix (mathematics)|matrices}} that consist of only zeros and ones, with zeros everywhere except along the {{w|main diagonal}}. Multiplying a matrix by the equal-sized identity matrix will result in the same output in the same way that multiplying a non-matrix by 1 does not change the original term. The title text suggests that multiplying love by the identity matrix does not return the same "love" value.
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*A derivative of a function is the rate of change of that function at a given value of x. It is a primary focus of {{w|calculus}}. A basic example is where "velocity" is the rate of change of displacement at a given time, the derivative of velocity is "acceleration" which is the rate of change of velocity at a given time.  
* A {{w|Fourier transform}} converts a function from one (sophisticated) function into an endless continuous series of simpler functions, where each next part is bringing the equation closer to the real result. This means that you can stop your calculations after a few iterations and you are very close to the real result, and it also can be used to deconstruct signals.
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*Identity matrices are matrices which consist of only zeros and ones, with zeros everywhere except along the {{w|main diagonal}}. Multiplying a matrix by the equal-sized identity matrix will result in the same output in the same way that multiplying a non-matrix by 1 does not change the original term. The title text suggests that multiplying love by the identity matrix does not return the same "love" value.
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*A {{w|Fourier transform}} converts a function from one (sophisticated) function into an endless continuous series of (more simple) functions, where each next part is bringing the equation closer to the real result. This means that you can stop your calculations after a few iterations and you are very close to the real result, and it also can be used to deconstruct signals.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Different mathematical equations, all with a heart on left side, and all ending up with question marks.]
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:[Different mathematic equations, all with heart on left side, and all equal question mark. Equations are as follows:
:√♥ = ?
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:Square root of heart equals question mark
:cos ♥ = ?
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:Cosine of heart equals question mark
:d/dx ♥ = ?
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:Derivative of heart with respect to x equals question mark
:<sub>[1 0]♥ = ?</sub>
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:Identity matrix of heart equals question mark
:<sup>[0 1]</sup>
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:Fourier transform of heart equals question mark.]
:F{♥} = 1/√2π ∫<sup>∞</sup><sub>-∞</sub>f(t)e<sup>it♥</sup>dt = ?
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:My normal approach is useless here
:[Caption below the equations:]
 
:My normal approach is useless here.
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
* In the book ''[[xkcd: volume 0]]'', this comic is slightly different. The derivative is with respect to time (''t'') instead of ''x'', and the function at the bottom is a {{w|Laplace transform}} instead of the bottom integral.
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*This is the fifty-second and last comic originally posted to LiveJournal. The previous comic was [[53: Hobby]].
* Also in the book, a cipher is displayed prominently below the comic:
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*The version used on the [http://store.xkcd.com/products/useless t-shirt] and in ''[http://store.xkcd.com/products/xkcd-volume-0 xkcd: volume 0]'' is slightly different. The derivative is with respect to time (''t'') instead of ''x'', and the function at the bottom is a different one.
 
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*This comic was adapted to a wedding cake featured on [http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/6/26/sunday-sweets-geek-wedding-cakes.html an instalment of "Sunday Sweets"], a regular feature on popular blog [http://cakewrecks.com Cake Wrecks].
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:This is a Dvorak to Qwerty cipher. Undeciphered, it reads:
 
 
 
::it"s impossiblE to mEasurE lovE, and Without mEasurEmEnt thErE can bE no sciEncE. whEn it comEs to lovE, WE"rE all in thE dark. __kinsEy
 
::: It's impossible to measure love, and without measurement there can be no science. When it comes to love, we're all in the dark. --{{w|Kinsey_(movie)|Kinsey}}
 
<!--(Although it is worth noting that this was never said verbatim, Alfred Kinsey is quoted as saying this.)
 
The quote in question: [https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kinsey_(film)]-->
 
* The modified book version used to be [https://web.archive.org/web/20211215085605/https://store.xkcd.com/products/useless available as a T-shirt] in the xkcd store before it was [[Store|shut down]].
 
* This used to be one of the [[Footer comics|footer comics]] featured in the bottom segment of [https://xkcd.com xkcd.com].
 
  
 
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