Talk:1256: Questions

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..?

Found in Google autocomplete)
Why do whales jump
Why are witches green
Why are there mirrors above beds
Why do I say Uh
Why is sea salt better
Why are there trees in the middle of fields
Why is there not a pokemon MMO
Why is there laughing in TV shows
Why are there doors on the freeway
Why are there so many SVCHOST.EXE running
Why aren't there any countries in Antarctica
Why are there scary sounds in Minecraft
Why is there kicking in my stomach
Why are there two slashes after http
Why are there celebrities
Why do snakes exist
Why do oysters have pearls
Why are ducks called ducks
Why do they call it the clap
Why are Kyle and Cartman friends
Why is there an arrow on Aang's Head
Why are text messages blue
Why are there mustaches on clothes
Why are there mustaches on cars
Why are there mustaches everywhere
Why are there so many birds in Ohio
Why is there so much rain in Ohio
Why is Ohio weather so wierd
Why are there male and female bikes
Why are there bridesmaids
Why do dying people reach up
Why aren't there varicose arteries
Why are old klingons different
Image: :Why are there squirrels
Why is programming so hard
Why is there a 0 Ohm resistor
They used to be called "jumpers" and were made out of wire. With surface mount there are no holes to stick wires in so they just made jumpers in a resistor outline. -- ExternalMonolog (talk) 13:47, 26 August 2013 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Why do Americans hate soccer
Why od rhymes sound good
Why do trees die
Why is there no sound on CNN
Why aren't Pokemon real
Why aren't bullets sharp
Why do dreams seem so real
Why do testicles move
Why are there psychics
Why are hats so expensive
Why is there caffeine in my shampoo
Why do your boobs hurt
Why aren't economists rick
Why do Americans call it soccer
Why are my ears ringing
Why are there so many avengers
Why are the Avengers fighting the X-Men
Why is Wolverine not in the Avengers
Why are there ants in my laptop
Why is Earth tilted
Why is space black
Why is outer space so cold
Why are there pyramids on the moon
Why is NASA shutting down
Why are there tiny spiders in my houise
Why do spiders come inside
Why are there huge spiders in my house
Why are there lots of spiders in my house
Why are there spiders in my room
Why are there so many spiders in my room
Why do spider bits itch
Why is dying so scary
Why is there no GPS in laptops
Why do knees click
Why aren't there E grades
Why is isolation bad
Why do boys like me
Why don't boys like me
Why is there always a Java update
Why are there red dots on my thighs
Why is lying good
Image: :Why is sex so important
Why are there slaves in the bible
Why do twins have different fingerprints
Why are Americans afraid of dragons
Why are there swarms of gnats
Why is there phlegm
Why are there so many crows in Rochester, MN
Why is psychic weak to bug
Why do children get cancer
Why is poseidon angry with odysseus
Why is there ice in space
Image: :Why are there ghosts
Why is there an owl in my backyard
Why is there an owl outside my window
Why is there an owl on the dollar bill
Why do owls attack people
Why are AK47s so expensive
Why are there helicopters circling my house
Why are there gods
Why are there two spocks
Why is Mt Vesuvius there
Why do they say T Minus
Why are there obelisks
Why are wrestlers always wet
Why are oceans becoming more acidic
Why is Arwen dying
Why aren't my quail laying eggs
Why aren't my qual eggs hatching
Why aren't there any foreign military bases in America
Why is HTTPS crossed out in red
Why is there a line through HTTPS
Why is there a red line throught HTTPS on Facebook
Why is HTTPS important
Image: :Why aren't my arms growing
Why are my boobs itchy
Why are cigarettes legal
Why are the ducks in my pool
Why is Jesus white
Why is there liquid in my ear
Why do Q Tips feel good
Why do good people die
Image: :Why aren't there guns in Harry Potter
Why are ultrasounds important
Why are ultrasound machines expensive
Why is stealing wrong
((The following are vertical.))
Why are there weeks
Why do I feel dizzy
Why is YKK on all zippers
Why are trees tall
Why do iguanas die
Why aren't there dinosaur ghosts
Why are dogs afraid of fireworks
Why is there no king in England
Why is life so boring
Why is there lava
Why are there female Mr Mimes
Why is GPS free
Why is there Hell if god forgives

They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something. And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

  • Just copied your comment into the transcript area. 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Although I appreciate the LOTR reference, is this really the intent? What is Randall's wife's name? Delete if this is a bridge too far into personal life. -- 16:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

I answered all the questions, for my amusement. Feel free to use any answers you deem appropriate or accurate enough for the wiki. 20:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm confused that answers are being presented in different formats. Is the hyperlinked transcript a temporary state before answers are transferred to the table? Or is the transcript just a cleaner and more desirable alternative?