I have began the transcript. Should a table be embedded with all the statements?220.127.116.11 07:33, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- That would be apt. Dammit Randall, why couldn't you have made the comic one image so it'd be easy to put up here? Davidy²²[talk] 07:36, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- I have created a table but someone else has already updated the transcript in a different style; here is my attempt
<table> <tr> <th>Heartbeat</th> <th>One Birth</th> <th>One Death</th> <th>Someone Edits Wikipedia</th> <th>Someone Buys a Vibrator</th> </tr> <tr> <td>China Builds a Car</td> <td>Japan Builds a Car</td> <td>Germany Builds a Car</td> <td>The US Builds a Car</td> <td>Someone Else Builds a Car</td> </tr> <tr> <td>A European Union President Has Their First Kiss</td> <td>A US Fire Department Puts Out a Fire</td> <td>Someone Hits a Hole-In-One</td> <td>My Turn Signal Blinks</td> <td>The Turn Signal of the Car in Front of Me Blinks</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Earthquake (Magnitude 1)</td> <td>Earthquake (Magnitude 2)</td> <td>Earthquake (Magnitude 3)</td> <td>Earthquake (Magnitude 4)</td> <td>Member of the UK Parliament Flushes a Toilet</td> </tr> <tr> <td>An Airline Flight Takes Off</td> <td>Someone Buys <em>To Kill A Mockingbird</em></td> <td>Someone's Pet Cat Kills a Mockingbird</td> <td>Someone in Pheonix Buys New Shoes</td> <td>Someone in Pheonix Puts on a Condom</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Someone Locks Their Keys in Their Car</td> <td>A Sagittarius Named Amelia Drinks a Soda</td> <td>A Dog Bites Someone in the US</td> <td>Someone Steals a Bicycle</td> <td>A Bald Eagle Catches a Fish</td> </tr> <tr> <td>50,000 Plastic Bottles are Produced</td> <td>50,000 Plastic Bottles are Recycled</td> <td>A Bright Meteor is Visible Somewhere</td> <td>Old Faithful Erupts</td> <td>A fishing Boat Catches a Shark</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Someone in the US is Diagnosed With Cancer</td> <td>Someone in the US Dies from Cancer</td> <td>Someone Adopts a Dog from a Shelter</td> <td>Someone Adopts a Cat from a Shelter</td> <td>Someone gets Married</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Someone Registers a Domain</td> <td>Someone in the US Buys a House</td> <td>Someone in the US gets a Tattoo</td> <td>The Star <em>PSR J1748-2446AD Rotates 1,000 Times</em></td> <td>Someone Lies About their Age to Sign up for Facebook</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Someone Breaks an iPhone Screen</td> <td>A Little League Player Strikes Out</td> <td>Someone has Sex in North Dakota</td> <td>Justin Bieber Gains a Follower on Twitter</td> <td>Someone in Denver Orders a Pizza</td> </tr> </table>18.104.22.168 10:06, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- Thanks, I have replaced the transcript with this one as it is closer to the actual comic format. --22.214.171.124 10:24, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
I would like to point out a few things: the title text refers to an experiment that shows a piece of tar, if I remember correctly, which looks like a solid material, dripping very very slowly. It takes a year or more for a drop to fall, and there should be a live stream of it somewhere, I think.
- A year? It took 12 years for the last drop to fall...
- Thanks, I thought of that one too. I have added this in the explanations column of the table I created, feel free to add more / edit if you feel the need to do so. --126.96.36.199 10:24, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
I found a simple tool that calculates the duration of GIF files on github: https://raw.github.com/alimony/gifduration/master/gifduration.py Slightly edited, this is the output:
amelia.gif: 7790 ms (7.79 seconds) bieber.gif: 4730 ms (4.73 seconds) bike.gif: 24930 ms (24.93 seconds) birth.gif: 240 ms (0.24 seconds) book_mockingbird.gif: 42050 ms (42.05 seconds) bottles.gif: 1270 ms (1.27 seconds) car_china.gif: 1890 ms (1.89 seconds) car_elsewhere.gif: 1030 ms (1.03 seconds) car_germany.gif: 5800 ms (5.80 seconds) car_japan.gif: 4010 ms (4.01 seconds) car_us.gif: 6950 ms (6.95 seconds) cat.gif: 21300 ms (21.30 seconds) cat_mockingbird.gif: 1820 ms (1.82 seconds) death.gif: 560 ms (0.56 seconds) denverpizza.gif: 1270 ms (1.27 seconds) dogbite.gif: 7010 ms (7.01 seconds) dog.gif: 15600 ms (15.60 seconds) domain.gif: 640 ms (0.64 seconds) eagle.gif: 2690 ms (2.69 seconds) earthquake1.gif: 2430 ms (2.43 seconds) earthquake2.gif: 24260 ms (24.26 seconds) earthquake3.gif: 242600 ms (242.60 seconds) earthquake4.gif: 2426000 ms (2426.00 seconds) facebook.gif: 4320 ms (4.32 seconds) fire_dept.gif: 23000 ms (23.00 seconds) flight.gif: 930 ms (0.93 seconds) heartbeat.gif: 860 ms (0.86 seconds) holeinone.gif: 180000 ms (180.00 seconds) house.gif: 6220 ms (6.22 seconds) iphone.gif: 930 ms (0.93 seconds) keys.gif: 2430 ms (2.43 seconds) kiss.gif: 5530 ms (5.53 seconds) littleleague.gif: 1230 ms (1.23 seconds) meteor.gif: 1150 ms (1.15 seconds) ndsex.gif: 1380 ms (1.38 seconds) oldfaithful.gif: 5640000 ms (5640.00 seconds) parliament_toilet.gif: 10060 ms (10.06 seconds) phoenix.gif: 2050 ms (2.05 seconds) phoenixshoes.gif: 1080 ms (1.08 seconds) pulsar.gif: 1400 ms (1.40 seconds) recycled.gif: 4640 ms (4.64 seconds) shark.gif: 830 ms (0.83 seconds) tattoo.gif: 2060 ms (2.06 seconds) turnsignal1.gif: 940 ms (0.94 seconds) turnsignal2.gif: 900 ms (0.90 seconds) us_cancer_death.gif: 54340 ms (54.34 seconds) us_cancer.gif: 18990 ms (18.99 seconds) vibrator.gif: 2990 ms (2.99 seconds) wedding.gif: 750 ms (0.75 seconds) wikipedia.gif: 670 ms (0.67 seconds)
This could be useful in creating some kind of table in the Explanation. 188.8.131.52 09:25, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- Thanks, I'm working on an explanation right now. --184.108.40.206 09:57, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
- OK, I'll leave it at this - the conversions to events per minute don't make sense for all of the tiles and some of them can use more explanation but I'll leave that for someone else to pick up - need to go back to work :-) --220.127.116.11 10:12, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
Suggestion: grid like coordinates to refer to other flashing text? (think E4, B6, D5, ...) sirKitKat 18.104.22.168 11:19, 17 February 2014 (UTC)